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Kokomi copypasta

    Kokomi Vaporeon copypasta

    Its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Kokomi from Genshin Impact. The pasta started from an anonymous user on FB around 2021 while an alternate version was written by a Redditor.

    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of sex, Kokomi is probably the most flexible unit you could go for? Not only is she Hydro, which would allow her to do all sorts of things with her saliva and your semen, but she's also a healer, which makes all sort of hardcore BDSM possible, because she can always heal herself. You can be as rough with her as you'd like, and she can quickly recover both herself and you from fatigue so you can keep going for as long as possible. Not only that, but she's short and petite, so you can pick her up and do whatever you want with her. Kokomi is literally built for human dick. Also, for fun, you can have sex with her on top of water. Ungodly defense stat+high HP Pool+healing means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more

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    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female waifu breeding, Sangonomiya Kokomi is the most compatible waifu for humans? Not only are they in the Hydro group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Kokomi are an average of 5'3" tall and 110.2 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Bake-Kurage, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Kokomi would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Kurage's Oath, Nereid's Ascension, Tamanooya's Casket, Song of Pearls, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Flawless Strategy and Princess of Watatsumi, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other waifu comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Kokomi turn white. Kokomi is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Bake-Kurage means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

    CRJ-200

      CRJ-200 rant copypasta

      Written by u/Devoplus19, its popularly known as the CRJ-200 rant on Reddit. The original post has been deleted but the pasta often get reposted in aviation related subs.

      Why do I have to trick the bleeds into switching properly? One button half a second too soon? Everything is fucked. Deadheading in a window seat? Too bad there's a fucking wall where your feet go. Need anti-ice in a descent? That fucking sucks, the thing only has enough power to get the anti-ice to come on at goddamn 75% thrust. Descending with power in and spoilers out. Fucking brilliant. Put blowers in the thing so maybe everyone won't die when you shut the packs off to start an engine in PHX in July? Naw, fuck that. Don't worry though, once the engine starts are complete, the cabin will cool down. Around the time you get to FL330, which will take around 2 hours because you had to level off at 230,250,270,290 and 310 to take a running start at the next altitude. And that's if you were one of the lucky bastards that actually had a working APU, even though that pile of shit didn't do half of anything anyway. You'd see people with their fucking lips on the gaspers trying to suck out whatever "fresh" air they could because the APU puts out air like an asthmatic breathing through a straw. Also, thanks, bumble-fucks at bombardier for not giving the thing slats. I just love 170kt GS approaches into Denver in the summer. Good fucking thing there's 12000' of runway, because once I flare from this stupid lawn dart 5 degree down approach angle, there's a pretty good chance I'm floating forever. Sure hope there isn't too much of a crosswind. Nothing says stability like main wheels that are 6 feet apart from each other. Taking off is a grand old time too. Flaps 8? Have fun with your 147kt vr speed in a plane you have to start flying at 50kts or the wind will pick up a wing and you'll wing strike the downwind wing that's only 3 feet off the ground anyway.

God I hate that thing.

      Not sure why the sudden need for sexual/vulgar language from Nayeon

        A fan made a post criticizing TWICE Nayeon on her sexual lyrics in her new solo ‘MEEEEEE’. The post was later taken down.

        This’ll be a hot take in this sub..

Not sure why the sudden need for sexual/vulgar language from Nayeon (and probably other members) in this new song. She is approaching 30 and, yes, “she’s a grown woman who can say/do whatever yadayadayada.” However, imo, there is absolutely no need for this type of thing at this point in her/their careers. They’ve made it far enough and have more room to go without having to blatantly sexualize their music, and the subtle undertones in Espresso made it a great song WITHOUT having to be outright vulgar like Nayeon’s new lyrics.

Western influence has, once again, won. I’m just hoping they don’t go down the path that BP has gone. They’re very close to losing me as a fan. 
        Not sure why the sudden need for sexual/vulgar language from Nayeon 😬 (and probably other members) in this new song. She is approaching 30 🎂 and, yes, “she’s a grown woman who can say/do whatever yadayadayada” 🙄✨ However, imo, there is absolutely no need for this type of thing at this point in her/their careers 🚫🎤

They’ve made it far enough 🌟 and have more room to go 🚀 without having to blatantly sexualize their music 😩🍑 The subtle undertones in Espresso made it a great song WITHOUT having to be outright vulgar like Nayeon’s new lyrics 💃🚫

Western influence has, once again, won 🇺🇸😔 I’m just hoping they don’t go down the path that BP has gone 🖤💔 They’re very close to losing me as a fan 😞🫠 
        This’ll be a hot 🥵♨️🌶️take🗣️ in this sub… 🔥✨👀

Not sure why the sudden💨⏩ need 😫for sexual/vulgar😛 language from Nayeon 😬😰🫨 (and probably other members)😱 in this new🆕 song🎶. She is approaching 30 🎂👵 and, yes, “she’s a grown woman 💁‍♀️ who can say/do whatever yadayadayada” 🙄🗣️😬✨ However, imo, there is absolutely‼️💯😠 no 👎🙅need for this type of thing at this point 🥱😤in her/their careers 🚫🎤

They’ve made it far enough 🌟🏆 and have more room🛋️ to go 🚀 without having to blatantly sexualize💦🍆 their music 😩🍑 The subtle undertones🤨🤫 in Espresso ☕made it a great 💯☑️👌 song WITHOUT having to be outright vulgar ☝️🍆🍑like Nayeon’s new lyrics 💃🚫😤💯😎

Western 🤠influence✨ has, once again, won 🇺🇸😔 I’m just hoping 🙏🛐🤲they don’t⛔👎🙅‍♂️ go down ⬇️🙃📉the path🚶‍♀️ that BP has gone 🖤🩷💔 They’re very ‼️💯close🤏🤏 to losing me😎🙎‍♀️ as a fan 😞🫠😤

        This was a good, honest .500 basketball team

          AKA “.500 copypasta” its a classic basketball pasta that was started by a Grizzlies fan(?) on a Reddit post. Its often used whenever a team is under performing hence the joke of it being an alright honest team that doesn’t win nor lose to many.

          Memphis Grizzlies (basketball)

          This was a good, honest .500 basketball team. We played .500 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, even win/loss ratio basketball. We lost a couple, guess what? We won a couple, too. But we never got too excited or let it go to our head. No long winning streaks here, no sir. That's hubris, which this blue collar, hard working everyman team didn't have. A few wins in a row, these guys, true to form, balanced it out with a couple a losses. Yes sir, that was my 2021 Grizzlies. A good, honest .500 basketball team.

          White Sox (baseball)

          This is a good, honest .500 baseball team. They play .500 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, even win/loss ratio baseball. They lost a couple, guess what? They won a couple, too. But they never got too excited or let it go to their head. No long winning streaks there, no sir. That's hubris, which that blue collar, hard working everyman team didn't have. A few wins in a row, those guys, true to form, balanced it out with a couple a losses. Yes sir, that was my 20th and 21st Century Chicago White Sox. A good, honest .500 baseball team.

          Oh great, another “The Blazing Sun” post on r/btd6.

            The Blazing Sun from Bloons

            By u/Low-Squash245, its a circle jerk response to low effort posts of The Blazing Sun on Bloonds TD6. The irony is that he’s responding to his own The Blazing Sun post.

            Oh great, another "The Blazing Sun" post on r/btd6.

Because God forbid we go a single day without someone posting their low-effort “look at this upgrade” screenshot like it’s some divine revelation. You people are attention-starved to the core. It’s not even about the game anymore—it’s just karma baiting disguised as content. “Upvote me because I clicked a button and took a screenshot.”

Like seriously, if you're that desperate for internet points, at least pretend to be original. But no, instead we get the same recycled post with some wannabe-deep caption like “he is inevitable” or “the sun smiles upon us.” Bro. It’s a tower. In a tower defense game. Get over yourself.

And before you say “just scroll past,” that’s exactly what I do—until it’s the entire front page. This is what always happens. One mildly interesting thing gets attention, and suddenly the subreddit devolves into a copy-paste trend vortex where creativity goes to die.

So congrats, Blazing Sun posters. You’re not sharing anything new. You’re just riding the dopamine train of shallow validation, pretending your karma-farming is “for the community.” You’re not clever. You’re not funny. You’re not unique. You’re just loud.

Now watch, I’ll get downvoted by the same people who post this crap daily. Peak irony.

            Samurott

              Samurott Pokemon

              Created by u/Frostyzwannacomehere, its a response that glazes on Samurott while making references to the Navy Seal pasta and also calling the other person’s favorite Pokemon a fraud. 

              No the goat was not, don’t you ever fucking disrespect Samurott again

Did you just try to insult Samurott, little bro? The Samurott? The guy who makes everyone tremble in fear at night because he'll surpass their beloved Gliscor when he gets shell smash ? The Hisuan Samurott? That one?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Pokeology, and I’ve been involved in numerous statistical organizations, and I have over 300 hours logged in developing specialized integrated systems that track synergical Pokemon in a deep-web system. Samurott is the greatest spikerin league history and it shows if you take a median derivation of his BC%(Big chip) and MPG(momentum per game)%, you'll notice he edges every single pokemon that stands in his way, a metric that your 'Gholdengo" struggles to touch. Samurott is the top spiker and Gholdengo can't touch how he throws up a layer of spikes, does a billion to tusk, flip turns on your pivots , and makes progress no matter what.

Gholdengo is nothing to me but just another homophobic magnet that they use to make money. Take away Good as gold, take away the Ghost and steel typing , and what do you get? A stupid ass gambler is all that's left. Advertising conglomerates have turned him into some sort of mythical figure whereas if you look at the integrated momentum deviation systems you'll notice that he can't have half the impact that Samurott has on a nightly basis, both on offense and defense (Rest samu walls gambit). Samurott would wipe him the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit about Samurott over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting Game Freak and Nintendo workers across the USA. You are able to receive a cease and desist from HO Sports and you're about to realize you should've enjoyed your house more because you also got a eviction notice coming sent to you by associates of Masuda himself. You don't understand what makes Samurott great. You might be jealous of his photographic glory or his all-around utility.

Gholdengo and landorus were never all-around pokemon because they only cared about themselves. Show me an example of Gholdengo and landorus praising a teammate, will you mate?Samurott and his teammates have an unmovable, unshakable, irresistable bond and this is the reason the chemistry between his teams is so amazing. His tantalizing body and endless spikes make him the prime specimen, a juicy beast of a mon who will eviscerate every tusk that stands in his way, powered by the unconditional love that he shows his teammates, all tying back to the his all-around, teammate first mentality.

People who hate on Samurott are just haters that they are fans of players that can't do anything but score. Samurott, however, elevates his teammates into star status. He turned HO and Balance into superstars and that's just one example. You probably forgot how he whipped kyurem and Zamazenta into superstar form as well, leading to both staying in OU. That's what makes Samurott special. He can get his own, he just chooses not to. Samurott can rest talk or swords dance on any given night and get the Win but how is that going to make Zama better? It won't. Samurott knows what he is doing. That's why he's the King.

He is the King. He is an all-around mon. And he does it all with his teammates in mind. And that's why he'll always be my favorite player.

Your favorite pokemon are homophobic spin blockers, and poison merchants. My favorite player is a freight train. Got a problem with that?

Don't ever try to talk shit about Samurott again.

Your favorite mon is a fraud, kiddo.