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Kendrick Lame-art is the false messiah of hip hop

    Started as the Anti Kendrick copypasta being spammed in IG due to the beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake after both of them dissed each other through their diss track. 

    Kendrick Lame-art is the false messiah of hip hop. Mediocrity at it's finest. He came out at a time where rap became stagnant, mainstream, and repetitive. He had Dr. Dre behind him, amongst a plethora upon dozens of writing credits backing him, and used Tupac's mythology to try and revive the Compton image through legacy status. They took a straight A student with asthma out of Compton with the name "Duckworth" and manufactured him into rap’s great hope. My Adolescence on Angel Dust is erroneously referred to as weed laced with cocaine, when angel dust is actually PCP, and cocaine cannot be smoked in a joint (hence why the crack & the crackpipe were invented). He goes on to praise the Negus in TPAB the exact same African kings that began the slave trade. Nobody reads too deep into his music because you see how actually surface level shallow it all is, his entire discography is littered with fallacies and hyperbole.

    Jon Jones “How much you call an elite compared to you”

      Started by Jon Jones himself from a DM he sent to someone on IG. Jon is a professional MMA fighter and is notorious for being petty and unhinge when responding to haters on social media.

      How much you call an elite compared to you. I have multimillionaire friends, several billionaire friends. Friends in the highest branches of the military. Meanwhile you make 3-D designs you have no followers. Probably still trying to pay off your house. Willing to bet you live in an apartment. But yeah, make fun of me. 😫😂 I got a domestic violence charge about 4 years ago now, maybe even five years ago. Meanwhile I've made close to $20 million since then. My wife is still with me, fuck the shit out of me every night. My life is Gucci. 😌 Telling my buddy Jeff to shush probably wasn't a good idea, it's not that hard to find you.

      I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project.

        I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in love. The long, luscious hair, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug, tsundere, yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa. For it is my true fate to be married to my lover. On dark days where there is no sun, I shall caress Marisa and tell her everything is alright. On bright days, where there is nought but bliss, I will stay by her side, to share the bliss infinitefold, like two mirrors in proximity. On the adventurous days, we will steal what we wish. Some days, we will steal diamonds. Some days, we will steal virginities. And always, we will steal our hearts. Each other's hearts. For it is the true love that does not brag, it only contains itself infinitely. Such is the love of me and Marisa Kirisame

        I’m lookin at this Baker sillouette and going “mommy?

          Im lookin at this baker sillouette and going "mommy? Sorry, Mommy?" LIKE PLEASE give me your breast milk! Fucking Hummina Hummina! Awooga, let me see that cake

Let me see that dough! Bet she has so much dough back there, if she were to sit on my face id hold her big thighs and let her suffocate me. If she told me to make a sandwich i'd ask what type, if she told me to jump id ask how high. She could lock me in a cage and keep me as her pet, feeding me only when she feels like it...

I cant even focus on the recipe she wants me to do cause im to busy thinking about her curves and Gorgeous body... If only she could control me like the witch controls her victims... God I love the Baker.

          Madame Web

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            They are hiding cheese types from us.

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              I was at a Mexican restaurant and the waiter put a cheese dip with some chips on the table next to us that a family was sitting at. I asked the waiter "What type of dip is that?" and he responded "Not your cheese." Like I knew this wasn't my cheese but I still wanted to know what kind of dip it is so I responded " I know that, but I still want to know what it's called. What's the name of this dip?" He looked me dead in the eyes and told me "Not your cheese." I didn't think he got the question. So I asked he again sternly. "I KNOW that, but what is this cheese called?!" His face turned to confusion and he broke eye contact with me. He then responded harshly "Not your cheese!" I grabbed him him by the collar "WHAT TYPE OF CHEESE IS THAT!!!" A waitress across the room responded to me "Queso!".

Be safe out there guys. They are hiding the truth from us.