don’t 👏🏼 fuckin 👏🏼 call 👏🏼 urself 👏🏼 festive 👏🏼 if 👏🏼 u 👏🏼 can’t 👏🏼 fit 👏🏼 an 👏🏼 entire 👏🏼 christmas 👏🏼 tree 👏🏼 in 👏🏼 ur 👏🏼 ass 👏🏼

MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR 📆 I'M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I'M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT 🙅‍♀️❌ VERY CHRISTIAN ⛪🙏 BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK ✨🎉✨🎉 I CAN'T WAIT FOR 🎅SANTA🎅 TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY ⬇🏠😜💦 AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS 😱🍆 AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA 🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE 🤏 FESTIVE 🎄🎅🤶⛄❄🎁FAGGOT🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🍆🍆😜😜😩😩😩💦💦💦

SO TO ALL MY 💋👄💋👄💋SLUTTY 😩😩😩💋💋💋 SANTA'S 🎅🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏻 LITTLE HELPERS 😉😉😉👏👏& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES 🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" 🌨🌨🌨❄❄❄❄⛄⛄⛄😜😜😜😜😜💦💦💦💦 AND DON'T FORGET TO 🌟✨🌟✨DECORATE✨🌟✨🌟 YOUR "TREE" 😜😜😜🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 I'LL BE WAITING 🕚🕕🕠 UNDER THE MISTLETOE 🍃🦶 WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON 😳🎁🎀💝 WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU 👆TO UNWRAP 😳🎀 ME SO WE CAN TASTE 👅💦 EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES 🍬✨🍬✨🍬✨😩😩😩🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

‼️🎄 ATTENTION ‼️ ALL HO ‼️ 🎅🏻 HO ‼️🎅🏻 HOES ‼️🎅🏻🎄☃ it is 👉 finally 👉📅 🍆 DICKcember ☃🎁🍆💦 and you 🤔 know ⁉️🎄️🤔 what that ❄️ means ⁉️🤔☃ 🕗 time 🕠 4️⃣ Santa 🎅🏻 2️⃣ come 💦💦 ⬇️ down ⬇️ your chimney 🏠 and unload 🚚 his 🎅🏻 sack 🛍😳 of goodies 🎅🏻🍆💦💦 on 🔛 you 😳😏 get ready 🙋 2️⃣ 👂 listen👂👂 to 2️⃣ xmas🎄carols🎄☃🗣 guzzle some 🍳 egg 🍳 nog 💦💦👄 and get 👏 your 👏 stocking 👏 stuffed 🍆🍑☃🎅🏻 on 🔛 DICKcember 2️⃣4️⃣th 🙅 don't 🙅 forget 😰 to 🍁 leave 🍁 your 🍆💦💦 milk 💦🍼 and 🍪 cookies 🍪 out 4️⃣ Santa 🎅🏻🎄☃🎄🎁 😜 🅱 cuz 😜 on 🔛 DICKcember 2️⃣5️⃣th 🍆🎄☃🎅🏻 every1️⃣ will wake 😴 ⬆️ up ⬆️ 2️⃣ find 🕵 all the 💦 goodies 💦 Santa 🎅🏻 has ⬅️ left ⬅️ for 4️⃣ them 🎁🎁🎁 send 📩 this 2️⃣ ten 🔟 of 🎅🏻 santa's 🎅🏻 ☠ baddest ☠ bitches 🙋 or you 🚫 won't 🚫❌😟 get your 🛎 bells 🛎🛎 jingled 🛎 this year 😩 get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you're a 👙 slutty 💋💄 elf 🙇🏻 get 👉🔟👈 back 🔙 and you'll 🎄🎅🏻 get to 😚 suck 😚😊 all 🌚 night 🌚 on that ol' 🎅🏻 saint 🎅🏻 DICK 🎅🏻🍆💦💦☃🎄🎁🎄

It’s 🍌🎄⛄️DICKcember 🍌🎄⛄️and you ✨⚡️know what that means!!! 🙌🏻😮It’s HOEliday season 🎄and Santa 🎅🏾is cumming😩💦💦 to town and bringing 🎁presents 🎁to all the good boys 👴🏼and girls👩, but if you’ve been a naughty 👎❌hoe 👄you ain’t getting 🍌💦cummies this year! ❌😱🙅Prancer 🐴and LAPdancer 💃are ready to get wet 💦💦and Rudolph the 🔴red 🔴Dick 🍌😍💦SLUTdeer is ⏳waiting ⏳to light up the way to 🎅🏾santa’s 🎅🏾sexshop 🚨where all you ho 😆ho 😆HOES can get 👄naughty 👄😉! send 📲this to 🔟 of your sexiest snowmen ⛄️⛄️or else Santa 🎅🏾will be giving you 😱⚫️COAL ⚫️😱this year!!! ☹️instead of CUMMIES! 😍 get 📩back5️⃣ and you’re a 🍪gingerbread 🍪get 🔟 back and you’re 👀an 🍎apple 🍎cider 🍾🍾🍻SLUT!

Merry Fuckin Christmas ‼️❤️‍🔥🎄🎁 to all the naughty hoe hoe hoes ‼️☝️😈 and filthy animals 🦌🐑🐇🐻‍❄️💦 now that it’s finally DICKmASS ‼️🍆 and ur toasty in bed ♨️🛌 jolly ole St. Dickolas ❤️‍🔥🎅 needs u to jingle his balls 👋🎊 ride his sleigh ❄️🛷 lick his candy cane 😋 ask for cumberry sauce 🫗 and drink up allllll that egg nog 👅🍳🥛💦💦 for the rest of Dickcember 💙🦌💚 he knows when you’ve been sleeping 💤 around 💞😏 he knows that you got cake 🍰🍑 so let him eat your cookie 🍪 join his twerkshop 💃👉👌👉👌 kiss under the bushes 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌳 of his mistle-side-hoes 👩‍❤️‍👩☘️ and 8 🎱 maids 🐄💃💃🏽💃🏼💃🏿💃🏻💃🏾💃🏻💃🏽a milking 🍼 his North Pole 🍆💦 and after ole Tits Kringle 🌛🎅🏿 cums in their dirty chimneys 🌚🏡 he’ll land on your booftop 🍑 and fill ur stockings 🧦 with whips 🪄 & chains ⛓️ and put you 🫵 at the 🔝 TOP 🔝 of his 🤬NAUGHTY list🤬 cause the Yule log 🪵 gonna need to roast some chestnuts 🌰🌰🔥🔥🔥 this year 🗓️👿 and only the freakiest 👿 elves 🧝🏼‍♀️💯🧝‍♂️💯🧝 can ride 🛷🌟🤠 can u satisfy little cummer boi? 🧐🥁💦💦 get in the FISTmas spirit! ✊🎅🏽 in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds 🕕🕘 send this invite 💌💦 to Santa’s candy shop 🍬🍡🍭🍫 💎🍆👭👬👭💒‼️ if u get 🔟 back u got a plump partridge 🐧 and a juicy pear tree 🌳🍐🍐🍐☔️ if u get 5️⃣ back ur Santa’s sluttiest little helper 🛍️🎄🥹👉👈 & if u get 0️⃣ back he’s gonna put you on the fucking🖕NICE list🖕 where all Yule get is nice guys 🙅🏼‍♀️😝 and a lump of coal in your butthole 🌚🕳️🖤 bah humcunt!

HOE HOE HOE ‼️😜😜 ITS THAT TIME 🕝⌛️ oF yEAR AGAIN‼️ 📅🗓📌 💯 OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆👅💦ST. NICK™ is CUMMING 👀💦💦👅🍆😜😜 TO TOWWWNN ‼️🎅🎅🏡 BUT WAIT! 🙇😯 SaTAn Clause has been WATCHIN YOU‼️👀👀 hes been takin NOTES 🕵📝📝🔭 👀😎he KNOWS if you’ve been NAUGHTY 👿👺or NICE 😇☀️👼if you’ve been GOOD for GOODNESS’ SAKE 😇😌❤️💙😘 Daddy Nicholas will slide down into your CHIMNEY 🍆🍑😏 aND eat up 🍴😋your COO(ch)KIES nd MILK 🍪🍼👀😜👅💦💦😩👏👏😏 IF YOUVE BEEN NAUGHTY 😡😤👺🖕❌❌ NO CHRISTMAS CUMMIES FOR U! 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of Santa’s lil ELF TWINKS 👦👦🔥💦😜 & you’ll get Daddy Nicholas’ SUPER FESTIVE🎉🎁 THICC DICK‼️😜😜🔥🔥🍆💦💦🎉🎁💦😩😩

Hey there you pewbic preachers 🥵 🤲 🤤 🙏 ⛪️ 👅 you cross bearing cocksuckers ✝️ 🥴 ✊🏻 🍆 💦 💦 ⛪️ you kinky clergymen 🤵🏻+ 👩🏽 = ✝️💦 🛌 😏 it’s time to get nailed 🔨 💨 😩 🥵 railed 👨🏻+ 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 = 🚂 😓 and impaled 👉🏻 👌🏻 😉 ♾️ like the hoely spirit 👻 & 💁🏻‍♀️ + 💁🏻‍♀️ = ✂️ 🍑 😋 this year 📅 because it’s Cocktic Christmas 🎅🏾 ✊🏻 🥖 💦 🤶🏼 🦌 🦌 🎄 🌲 🧝 So if you’re down to copt a feel 👋🏻 🍑 & 🍒 👁️🫦👁️during cuntfession 🦵🏻♦️🦵🏻 🖐️ 🐸 🖐️👅👅👅 🦵🏻🪰🦵🏻 then seek those naughty nuns 👩🏽 💁🏻‍♀️ ✂️ 🚿 🥵 that’ll repent 🙏 and bent 👋🏻👁️👅👁️🖖🏻all down the chimney 🪵 🌲 💨 🔥 🤤 It’s been a cold 🥶 🧊 and wet 💦 🌊 winter ❄️ so far, but as the floods ⛰️ 🌊 ☠️ come, it’s time to embark 🤠 👋🏻 🍑 on the ark 🛶 💦 😈 and ride 🐎 that wooden winter splinter 🎅🏾 🌲 💨 😮‍💨😮‍💨all queefinox long 🌞 🌚 🌝 = 🛌🔞🔞 🤫 Hoepefully you can leave a nudge smudge 🥕 🍒 💦 👄 before heavenly daddy 👨🏻 🥵 judge thee to seven minutes ⌛️ in hoely heaven. 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ 🏝️ 😌 Don’t forget to dickorate 🍆 🫦 😏 the tree 🌲 🪵 🐿️ 🥜 🍼 💦 🥛 so that you can savor that sweet spruce juice 🪵 🥛 🤤 until you get to scratch an itch from Ms. Claws 😜 👅 🦵🏻 🦞 🦵🏻 🌚Send this to 10 pussyhound priests ✝️ 👦🏻 👨🏻 👉🏻 👌🏻 ⛪️🔞🔞to get your crucifix baptized✝️🍼💦💦🤤Or else, the only thing nailed 🔨 🥊 🦵🏻 🐠 🦵🏻 🤢 will have been from 2023 years ago 👼 ☁️ ☀️ ✝️🧖🏻‍♂️

Merry 🎊 thiccmas 🍑🤤 u frosty ❄️ thots! As u anticipate 😛 santa 🎅 cumming 😩💦 down your chimney😏 u better be thinkin 🤔☁️☁️about Tiny Tim 👪and his not-so-tiny crutch 🙈🍆🍆🍆 who ain't gettin those cripple ♿️ cummies 💦☔️ this HOEliday 🎁 season. Don't be a Thiccmas Screwge 🤢😡🔩 and share this message to some naughty 😵👮🏻 elves who need some black 🖤🖤rocks 🌰 in their stocking😘🎅🏻. Get 5 back and you'll get your stocking stuffed🌯. Get 10 back and you're gonna get something good 🙆🏼 under your Christmas bush 🌲🌲🌲🎁. Get 20 back and you're a Santa Clit 👅👄 licker!

Alright 👊🏻 you 👈🏻 Christmas 🎄 cats 🐈 when Santa 🎅🏻 slides ⛷down 👇🏻your 👆🏻chimney 🏠 this Xmas🎄 make sure 🌚 you 👈🏻 spread 👐🏻 them 🍑 xttrrraaa THICCC Christmas 🙌🏻 hams 🐖 🍑 wide 👐🏻 because Santa’s🎅🏻 here 👏🏻 to stuff 😯 you’re 👊🏻 stocking 🔑😍with his 🍆 chestnuts 🥜 so open 👅 wide and receive 👉🏻 Santa’s 🎅🏻 reindeer 🦌 you 🍻ho 😉ho 😻ho 💦

'Twas the 🌜night🌜 before 🎄❄Christmas🎄❄, when all through the 🏡house🏡
Not a creature was stirring, not even a 🐭mouse🐭;
The 👢stockings👢 were hung by the 🔥chimney🔥 with care,
In hopes that 🎄🎅St. Nicholas🎅🎄 soon⏰👀 would be there;
The 💤☺children💤☺ were nestled all 👌snug in their 😴beds;
While visions of sugar-plums🍬🍭🍑 danced in their heads💤;
And 👵mamma👵 in her 'kerchief, and 👴I👴 in my cap,
Had just settled our brains😴😴 for a long winter's 💤nap💤,
When out on the lawn🏡 there arose such a clatter😡👂,
I👴 sprang from my bed to see what😡😡😡 was the matter.
Away to the window I flew🏃🏃 like a flash🏃🏃,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The 🌜🌛moon🌜🌛 on the breast👍😏😉 of the new-fallen ⛄❄snow⛄❄,
Gave a lustre of midday⏰👀🌞 to objects below⬇,
When what😮 to my wondering eyes👀 did appear‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️,
But a miniature sleigh🚗 and eight tiny rein-deer🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕,
With a 👴little👴 old👴 driver so lively🎅 and quick,
He slid down the chimney and screamed📢 "I'M PICKLE RICK"🍆🍆🍆

Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 cumming💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 this 🎄Christmas ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that 🍑 sweet 💦 ass🍑 because that's what 👉🏽you👈🏽 want for Christmas 🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 Santa 🎅🏻 is cumin😻👽 to town 🏢🏦🏬🏚🏡🏠🏣🏤 the clock 🕐 is ticking 🙄 be ready 😏😛🍆 Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your👌🏽😍 chimney🖖🏻👅 tonight 😮and he's gonna 😨drown in that chimney 🤐😰💦💧☔️🏊🏼🏄🏼🚣🏼 of yours 🛀🏼🍆🍑 SLEIGH 🎄🎄 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 🎄🎄 SLEIGH 🍆😩💦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 if u want to get NAUGHTY🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your thickest elves 💁🙋🍒 if u get 0⃣ back 😔 then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 1⃣0⃣😊 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH🔥🙌 If u get back 2⃣0⃣ 😏 then get ready for daddy Claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗🎄 SHARE in 6⃣9⃣😉💦 seconds or you wont end 2018❗ with a BANG 😩💦💥

🎅 H⭕️E H⭕️E H⭕️E 🎅 TIS THE SEASONS ❄️☃️ FOR ALL THE GOOD 😇 LITTLE SLUTS 😈💦 TO GET THEIR 🍆👅💦 PERVERTED 🍑🍆💦 HOLIDAY 🎁 🎁 PRESENTS 🎁🎁 THIS YEAR 🗓 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣2️⃣ OF YOUR MOST 🤶 HOE-LLY 🤶 JOLLY WHORES 😜🍆 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND THE ONLY THING IN YOUR 🧦 STOCKING 🧦 IS A 🔒😭🔒 CHASTITY CAGE 🔒😭🔒 GET 6️⃣ BACK AND YOU'LL HAVE A MURRY 😻 COCKMAS 👅💦 GIVING HOE-LIDAY 💃 HEAD 👅🍆💦 TO YOUR FURRY 💄🦊🐺 REINDEER 🦌🦌🦌 DADDY 😋🍆💦 GET ALL 1️⃣2️⃣ BACK AND 🎅 DADDY CHRISTMAS 🎅 WILL PERSONALLY DELIVER 👉👌 YOU THE CONTENTS 💦💦 OF HIS 🍒 LARGE SACK 🍒 DIRECTLY FROM HIS ❗️🍆❗️ NORTH POLE ❗️🍆❗️ 

Hey there, you naughty North Pole nutnog slurpers 🎅🏼🥛💦👅 you jingle bell jerkin’ jubilants 🤶🏻🔔🛷🍆💨 you mistletoe munchin’ maniacs 🌿💋🤤 it’s time to deck the halls 🏠🎉 and trim the tree 🎄🌟 with that peppermint pipe 💈🍆💦 because it’s SLEIGHmas, baby! 🛷💨🎅🏼

So grab your holiday ho-ho-hos 🧑🏻‍🎄🧑🏽‍🎄👀 and let them sit on your lap 😏🍑🪑 to see if you’ve been naughty or nice 😈📝💋, but spoiler alert—you’re stuffing stockings tonight 🧦🎅🏽🍆. If she’s craving some festive frosting 🧁🌨️💦, whip out that North Pole nog dispenser 🎅🏼🥛💦 and let her sip on Santa’s secret sauce 🌚🎁🤶🏻.

Make sure you’re wrapping that candy cane tight 🍭🎁 because nobody wants an unplanned Christmas miracle 🎄👶🏻🤰. And if you’re roasting chestnuts by the fire 🔥🥜🍑, make sure they’re hers 😏 because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a nut bust in a winter wonderland ❄️🍆💨🎉.

Send this to 12 ho-ho-hoes 🎅🎄💋 so you’re not stuck chugging eggnog 🥛🍸 and shaking your own snow globe 🌨️✊🏻💫. If you don’t get that Polar Express 🚂💨 into her tunnel of love 🍆💨💋, the only sleigh bells 🔔 you’ll be jingling are the ones in your pants 😩👖. Slide that yule log down her chimney 🎅🔥🍑 and stuff her stocking 🧦🎁 until it’s overflowing with holiday spirit 💦🎄✨, or else prepare for a silent night 🌙🎶 that’s lonelier than Rudolph at recess 🦌😭.

Make this Christmas one to nut-crack about 🌰🍆💦🎁, you frosty freaks! 🥶🎄 

Get your HOE HOE 🕳️’s ready all you CUMDUMPS 4️⃣ Christ ✝️✝️✝️✝️⛪️. Its time 2️⃣ get LITmas 🤪🔥👅🔥 this CLITmas!!! 🧑‍🎄🍑🎅🍑🤶🍑. Are you ready to RECEIVE(🥺🥹🥵😫😩🤤🤕) the 🕳️-E spirit this DICKmas???? 🍆🎄🍆👅👅 Santa (🧑‍🎄) is ready to give you his THICK & THROBBING CANDY CANE COCK 🍭🍭🍭🍬🍆🍆🤪🥹. The chimney won’t be the only thing he’s SLIDING into 😦😉😈⛳️. Have you been a good *insert gender neutral child term* or is Santa 🎅🎅🎅 gonna take away all your CHRISTMAS (🎄) CUMMIES (💦) 😔☹️🙍😿.  Get those PERKY PEPPERMENT PUSSIES ready for some NUT CRACKING 🥜🌰🥜. The 3️⃣ wise men (👨‍🏫👨‍🏫👨‍🏫) are gonna fill you up with some knowledge 📚📖🤓…AND COCK😳😝🤪🍆🍆🍆. It’s time to get into the…GIVING SPIRIT😩😈🫶🍆. For 2️⃣ CUMMIES a day, you too can sponsor an OPEN DOOR NO LOAD REFUSED Christmas 🎄🎄🎄CUMDUMP in need 😫😫😫💦💦💦. Send this to 5️⃣ of your favorite Christian SLUTS or the Virgin Mary (🙏) won’t be the only one NOT GETTING DICK tonight 😤😤😤😰😿😿😿. If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back, Santa will let you sit on top his NORTH POLE 🎅😝😝😝🤪🥸🍆🍆💦 and then turn you into his LITTLEMISSCUMDUMP (while Rudolf watches)🦌🦌🦌🤳🤳🤳. 

MERRY LICKMAS ho ho HOES.😈🎅🏿 UH OH looks like you’re on the naughty list this year😧🥵🆘 But that won’t stop Santa from CUMMING to town & sliding down YOUR tiny little chimney🫦🫵🏼 😚

Have a seat on Santa’s lap and ask for your tight stocking to get STUFFED with Christmas TOYZ📳🍆🎄The elves at Santa’s TWERKSHOP worked LONGG and HARD to make sure you have a WHITE & WET Christmas after Santa empties his sack!🎁⭕️💢⭕️💢💦💦

It won't be a silent night tonight...because I SAW MOMMY STROKING SANTA’S CANDY CANE!😳 YUM!! Egg nog just came out🤤🤭🙈!! The mistletoe is hung, and Santa is too with his HUGE Christmas COCK😫😝 YOU’RE NEXT!! Jolly Ol’ Saint LICK wants your milk🍼( .  人  . )🍼and cookie ({i})!👅🍪

Rudolph the red tip reindeer🦌🔴 saw you riding the North Pole 😝📍but he won’t tell Santa !🤫🤫 You need the Daddy of Christmas’ Yule log for some holiday cheer this year!!😚

What’s that?? 😳There’s a chill in the air!! 😨🌬It’s Jack Frost jacking off to get ready for some Christmas cunnilingus🥶❄️‼️ Watch out!! HES FROSTING THE TOWN!!  8=✊🏻= D💦

Quick! Hop on the Polar SEXPRESS! It's not the only train being ran this Christmas...🕳️🚂🚂 Hike up your tree skirt and don't forget to grab some hot COCKlate!!☕️

 🔔🔔Deck the halls with dicks and balls this XXXmas🔔🔔 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST Santa babies who popped their peppermint pussies this season🍬. Get 5️⃣ back and St. Lick will give you ⚫️COAL⚫️ instead of daddies cummies😭❌💔 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’ve made the yuletide GAY and SLEIGHEDDD😍

🎄🎁🙏🏼 A Merry Lickmas to ALL and to ALL a good night😈😚❤️ 

Jingle balls😛, jingle balls😛, jingle all the way!👀 Merry Christmas!🎄🎅Last night✨ wasn’t so 🤐silent: while you were sleeping😴 SAINT DICK🎅 😱CAME💦👅 all over the world🌎🛷, which means it’s time⏰ to unwrap your 😏package🎁. You’ve decked the 🥵BALLS🥵, now it’s time for some 🍆COCKIN’🍆 around the ❌❌❌MAS TREE🎄. Did someone🤔 say ❄️Let It Snow?❄️ I’d rather see 🗣️LE TITS NOW🗣️. 💌Send this to 5️⃣ ho-ho-hoes🥵 or you’ll be 🧍‍♂️ALONE😭 under the miseltoe🥬tonight. Get 0️⃣ back and you’re getting 🙅‍♀️ZERO🚫 gifts to 🌟SLEIGH🌟 in. Get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be Rudolph🦌 the way you’re making it RAIN DEAR ✊🍆💦❄️👅

HO🎅HO🎅HO🎅 BITCHES ✨ MERRY ❌❌❌ MAS YOU LIL SNOWFLAKE ❄️ ❄️SANTA🎅CUMMED 💦ALL OVER YOUR TREE🎄LAST NIGHT PUT THE CHRIST⛪️ BACK IN✝️CHRIST ✝️MAS‼️ ITS CHRISTMAS EVE 👩 NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE 🧔‍♀️ 🎅 SANTAS WORKSHOP 🔨 WILL BE SO HOT 🔥 AND SWEATY 💦 MRS. CLAUS 🤶 HAS BEEN BOUNCING ⬆️ ⬇️ HER FAT ASS 🍑ALL UP ⬆️ ON THE CANDY CANE 🍭STRIPPER POLE 🍡IN THE WORK SHOP 🔧AND WILL BOUNCE⬆️⬇️ ON SANTAS DICK 🍆WHEN HE CUMS 💦HOME TONIGHT✨🤪MAKE SURE YOU LICK👅 AND DOWN AND SLURP 😝 DOWN THAT EGG NOG 🍼 AND AFTER SANTA IS GOING TO GIVE YOU SPECIAL 🎁PRESENTS🎁 AND EMPTY HIS SACK 💰💦 ALL OVER YOUR🫵 XXXMAS TREE 🎄AT THE 🌚END OF THE NIGHT 🌝 YOU CAN RIDE 🎠🏇 SANTA’S SLEIGH 🛷 SEND THIS TO 💯ALL YOUR LITTLE ELF HOES🧑‍🎄 IF YOU GET ONE 1️⃣BACK SANTA IS SENDING A MINTY BUTT PLUG 🍑 🔌 IF YOU GET FIVE 5️⃣ BACK YOURE GETTING A DILDO MOLD 🍆 OF SANTAS DICK 🍆 IF YOU GET TEN 🔟 BACK YOU GET AN ELFY GANG BANG 🎅🧑‍🎄🤶🧝🧝‍♀️🧝‍♂️🤶 

🎄🎅 HO HO HOE, IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! 🎅🎄

🎁 The stockings aren’t the only thing getting stuffed this Christmas! 🍆🧦👅 Whether you’re on the naughty 😈 or nice 😊 list, Santa’s bringing the goods 🎅🍑💦 for all you filthy holiday hoes. Send this to 🔟 of the sleigh-riding sluts you know 🛷🎄🦌 and spread some holiday cheer (or legs 😉). Get THREE back, and you’re a certified jingle-bell THOT. 🔔😏 Get FIVE back, and you’re a Christmas-cookie QUEEN. 🍪🍆 Get ALL 🔟 back, and you’re the North Pole’s most ho-ho-horny elf! 🎅🍆👅

🎄🎁 MERRY SPANKMAS! 👋🎅 This December, don’t forget to deck the halls 😏🎄 and your partner’s balls. 😏🍒 Be a good little elf and spread that holiday spirit 🍑💦 by sending this to 🔟 of the nastiest snow bunnies you know. 🐰❄️ If you get FIVE back, you’re a peppermint THOT. 🎄🍬 If you get TEN back, you’re officially Santa’s favorite stocking stuffer. 🧦🍆✨

❄️🌟 All aboard the sleigh of sluts this HOEliday season! 🎅🛷 Make sure you’re the one kissing under the mistletoe (and more 😏). This Christmas, send this to 🔟 naughty little helpers who know how to stuff stockings right. 🎄👅🍆 Get FIVE back, and you’re jingling all the way. 🔔💦 Get TEN, and Santa’s bringing the extra big sack just for you. 🎅🍆❄️

Happy HOElidays! 😈🎅🎄

HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS‼️🎅❄️ ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS‼️🎄 Don't worry, there is still time to make it on the 😈👿 NAUGHTY👿😈 list this year 😉😉 Warm up on the 1️⃣2️⃣ COCKS🍆🎄 of ⛄CHRISTMAS🌨️ cause when 🎅💦SANTA CUMS💦🎅 the whole sleigh team is taking a turn 😍😉 I hope you're ready for Rudolph's 🦌🍆💦THROBBING RED STUD🦌🍆💦 cause he's been saving this 🤤🤤LOAD🤤🤤 all 📅YEAR⏲️LONG📏Once all your 🕳️🤤💦HOLES💦🤤🕳️are full of Christmas 🍦🦌🎅CREAM🎅🦌🍦and you've successfully 🏁FINISHED🏅the whole 🎅🦌TEAM🦌🎅 send this to your 2️⃣0️⃣ favorite Christmas 🦌🎄⛄HOE HOE HOES⛄🎄🦌. if you get 0️⃣ back, 🎅SANTA🎅 is gonna 🤤STUFF😍 your 🐈PUSSY🙀 full with 🚂COAL⛰️. 5️⃣, and you can 👅LICK😋 the milk and cookies 🥛🍪 from 🎅SANTA'S ASS🍑. If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, 💦CUM💦 will be your 🎅🎄 CHRISTMAS SNACK🍩🥛. 1️⃣5️⃣, the team might 🚥 STOP 🛑 by for round 2️⃣💦 on the way 🎅💦HOME🦌⛄😏. 2️⃣0️⃣, and you get a 🍆💦DICK🍆💦 as 📏LONG AND THICK📐 as the 💈📍NORTH POLE💈📍 to fill up your 👇🍑SOUTH HOLE⚫💦❗‼️❗MERRY CHRISTMAS COCKSUCKERS 🍆💦🍑🎅😏👅