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Mgs3 doesn’t hold up for shit today

    Mgs3 doesn’t hold up for shit today. Master Collection’s “game preservation” my dick. The gameplay is complete fucking garbage on pc, the graphics mid as shit, a fucking PLINKO machine has more environment variety, and the story is the weakest of ANY metal gear game (maybe, only played 1,2,3,GZ,tpp,rr). That shit does NOT hold up today. Literally everything looks the same in that shitass game. And the gameplay.. HOLY SHIT the gameplay. MGS2 is on a whole nother fucking LAYER compared to MGS3, and I wouldn’t complain for shit about the game if it wouldn’t be the worst gameplay experience of my life. First they made MGS1, which was great; then they turned that shit up to 200 with MGS2, AMAZING title, then they cranked that shit down to like a 2 with MGS3. HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BOTH AIMING AND MOVEMENT IN A GAME THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO ENHANCE THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF ITS PREDECESSOR (MGS2). I have some really fucking strong opinions on mgs3, best part about it is the fucking SNAKE EATER theme and probably that it finally fucking ended; and having started MGS5 real soon after MGS3 was a fucking needle in a haystack, I think the game only crashed on me once with ABSOLUTELY NO bugs or glitches, while I could barely get myself to finish that piece of shit that MGS3 is. That game DOES NOT hold up for the shit in my ass TODAY. It fucking needs that remake, and even so, better graphics and controls won’t make up for that fuckass of a character cast, story and game comprehension. Snake is in that game for more than 30 minutes because The Boss fucked up by giving Volgin some american nukes. He’s a literal fucking side character in his own game. 

    I love, Sayaka Maizono.

      Originally for Nanahira the singer and VTuber, the copypasta has been adopted to fit other fictional characters.

      I really love Sayaka. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers, whether it be from the game or anime, English or Japanese. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her, or even just get a millisecond glimpse at her beauty. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and then she would be sorry tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity. I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I play or watch Danganronpa so that I can see her listen to her beautiful voice once more. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together. She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Kakyoin-chan," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Sayaka. Sayaka consumes my thoughts day in and day out, like an insatiable flame burning within me. Her presence fills every corner of my mind, leaving no room for anything else. Every moment spent away from her feels like an eternity, each heartbeat echoing her name. I find solace in the mere thought of her, a beacon of light guiding me through the darkest of nights. Her voice, oh her voice, it resonates deep within my soul, stirring emotions I never knew existed. It's as if every word she utters is a melody crafted just for me, a symphony of love that envelops me entirely. I find myself lost in the depths of her songs, swept away by their beauty and grace. And oh, the mere idea of meeting her in the flesh sends shivers down my spine. To bask in her presence, even for the briefest of moments, would be a dream come true. I yearn to gaze into those captivating eyes, to feel her warmth against my skin, to share a moment of pure connection with the one who holds my heart captive. But alas, she remains but a distant star in the vast expanse of the universe, forever out of reach yet always within my reach. I cling to the hope that one day our paths will intertwine, that fate will guide us towards each other and grant me the chance to profess my undying devotion. Until then, I will continue to cherish her from afar, pouring my love into every thought, every word, every action. For Sayaka is not just a person to me, she is my muse, my inspiration, my reason for being. And as long as she exists, my love for her will burn eternal, a flame that can never be extinguished. 

      This is Ehranshahr

        Based on the original K’Sante copypasta from League of Legends.

        This is Ehranshahr, a nation with 3000 Development, +85% Manpower, and +25% Morale Recovery, has Mountains, Fort Defense, and own territory dice rolls. Has Special Unit, and the maintenance is only 0.1 ducats too. Dev costs 5 Mana. The mil trad is even increased on the free mil gov action. They have 135 Disc on passive. Then, when he stacks Aswaran and Ghilman, they gets Inf Combat too, 10 Combat to his Arty, and his manpower recovery speeds up. Then, he has a Mil Tech Reduction, so his Mil…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

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          I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me

            Originally from the Youtuber ‘Gianni Matragrano‘ who posted the Cowboy Bebop video of the copypasta with his voice-over. The video became an instant meme and gets reference whenever someone is down bad for a strong dominant woman.

            I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarressing. I mean like... weirdly embarressing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.
            I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me. You know when I left my house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talking full on, watermelon in the thighs level of carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal.
            
            
            Ma'am, please... you have to crush me.

            Oakland is genuinely a shithole nowadays economically and safety-wise

              Oakland is genuinely a shithole nowadays economically and safety-wise. These are businesses after all and a Vegas move will generate more income. Frankly, catching a baseball game during the day on a Vegas trip would be fun. It'll be a massive success. There are a ton of people who live in Vegas too that they should be able to build a solid fanbase over time.
              
              The reality is that teams move all the time to follow US hotspots, the old fans protest it for a season or 2 but then it's normalized. At least Oakland fans can still go to Giant's games, I have far more empathy for fans in places like St. Louis who had the Rams abandon them and they don't have another team to go watch. Oakland has failed the As in the past 20-30 years, and new ownership and/or relocating should strengthen the MLB and the team.