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I want that shark to kiss and bully me.

    Losercity responds to Shark furry porn
    It's been a few years now, since i've started growing quite fond of furry/scaly art as well as furry/scaly in general, and one question has been bouncing around my brain that i could not get an answer for: What is my favorite type of anthro.

That is, until i stumbled upon losercity. Losercity, and it's affluence of Furryposting.

It's Sharks, the answer is sharks, it's ALWAYS been sharks, Ripped sharks, Thicc sharks, femboy sharks, Hunks, Milfs, HELL, even PUNK ( i'm usually not a big fan of the punk aesthetic) Sharks.

Why? I do not know, maybe it's the swougitty, switgitty tails, maybe it's the slick looking scaly body, maybe it's just that sharks are really cute irl. So many potential answers so many could be wrong, so many right.....

But as of this moment, one constant remains, one undeniable truth, a truth only found deep within oneself.

I want that shark to kiss and bully me.

This is truly my losercity, and i wouldn't go anywhere else.

I belong here.

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      Okay so I actually dated Thomas a couple of years ago

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        inFauxmoi
        Okay so I actually dated Thomas a couple of years ago and I can chime in on this!

He was kinda quiet - the type of person who doesn't really lead any conversations, you have to put most of the effort in.

He's one of those "born in the wrong generation" guys who loves old vinyls and vintage things. He's big into motorbikes and likes fixing them up for a hobby. And back then, he lived in a house in a nice part of London, but it wasn't like a huge house. Just a kinda standard London terraced house that would have once been for a working class family - 2 rooms up and down, a small "yard" but no garden or anything, and he shared it with a flatmate who was a childhood friend.

So while he is obviously more wealthy and famous than the average person, he seemed kinda down to earth and modest.

However he also never brushes his teeth, to the point he told me one of his back teeth fell out during makeup a few years ago. And his personal hygiene is kinda lacking.

Also he loves milk. Like he drinks milk all the time and he'd always have a glass of milk on the bedside table when he was in bed. (After sex one time, I made him laugh while he was drinking milk and he spat milk all over my naked body and that is all I can think about when I see him in photos / posters now 🥲)

So yeah, when I heard about him being with musks ex wife it felt like an odd pairing to me, but my assumption was that she's probably someone who is happy taking the lead and being the "trousers" in the relationship. Or it's possible she's very quiet too and they just have a lot of comfortable silences together.

Either way, I hope he's started brushing his teeth and showering these days. And I hope she likes milk.

        Jimmy Carter death

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          Kwanzaa 👩🏾🎉👴🏿 is here

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            🖤❤️💚KWANZAA DADDY'S 🧑🏿‍🦳 HERE, READY TO STUFF 👉👌 that SWEET 🍯 UMOJA 🏴 BUSSY 🍑 till you SCREAM 😩 "NGUZO 🥵 SABA!" 💦 You KNOW I'm bringin' SEVEN DAYS of 🔥 HARD 🍆 CULTURE 🤲🏿 that NORTH ⬆️ to SOUTH ⬇️ PIPE LAYIN'!! Get ready to RIDE 🏇🏿 this LONG 🍆 UNITY all up in your CHIMNEY 🏠

You BEST BELIEVE I'm gonna POUR 🫗 THICC UJIMA JUICE 💦 deep in YOUR ZAWADI STOCKING🧦 till it BURSTS 💥 OPEN! 🤯💢🤯OH yeah, let me SPREAD 👐🏿 those UJAMAA CHEEKS 🍑 SLAP 👋 my CULTURE and watch 👀 me all up IN 👇🏿 you till that DRIPPING WET 💦 🌿 mistle-HOLE 🍩 can't HANDLE this STRONG BLACK D🍆ICK!!

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            Boxing Day

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              Yo BITCHES 👅💦 it's BOXING DAAAAAY 📦🥊 and I'm ready to TACKLE those deals 🍑💸💥! Let’s unwrap those HOT PACKAGES 🎁🌶️ and start STRIPPING 🎉🤪 'cause I ain't playing with NO CUMplaints here 😈🍆💦! Time to SLAM those discounts like we SLAM DONGS 💪🍌💦! Get that gift card 💳 and it’s a FREE-FOR-ALL 🔥🍑 when you show me your BEST STUFFING 🎈🎉 and SWOLE presents 💪💪! Bring on the FLESH 💖🍗 and don’t forget to SLIP me that SPICY STUFF 🤭🍌💦! If you ain't getting BANGED for your bucks 💵🍆, then what even is the point here! HIT me up with your SASSY RETURNS 🔄😏 or I'll make you remember this BOXING DAY for the rest of your wet dreams 🌈💦💦, you ready HOES? 🍑🔥💪