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Sauce?

    Copypasta of every sauce whenever someone ask for “Sauce? for a friend, of course.”

    Sure man, I got you covered:
    
    Brown sauces:
    
    Bordelaise sauce
    
    Chateaubriand sauce
    
    Charcutiere sauce
    
    Chaudfroid sauce
    
    Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine
    
    Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats
    
    Mushroom gravy
    
    Romesco sauce
    
    Sauce Africaine
    
    Sauce au Poivre
    
    Sauce Robert
    
    Butter sauces:
    
    Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce
    
    Beurre blanc
    
    Beurre manie
    
    Beurre monté
    
    Beurre noisette
    
    Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce
    
    Meuniere sauce
    
    Emulsified sauces:
    
    Remoulade seaweed sauce
    
    Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil
    
    Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk
    
    Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient
    
    Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon
    
    Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce
    
    Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce
    
    Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise
    
    Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)
    
    Fish sauces:
    
    Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies
    
    Clam sauce – Pasta sauce
    
    Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce
    
    Green sauces:
    
    See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs
    
    Tomato sauces:
    
    Tomato sauces
    
    Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment
    
    Hot sauces:
    
    Pepper sauces
    
    Pique sauce
    
    Mustard sauces
    
    Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds
    
    Chile pepper-tinged sauces
    
    Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine
    
    Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include:
    
    Buffalo Sauce
    
    Chili sauce
    
    Datil pepper sauce
    
    Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce
    
    Pique Sauce
    
    Sriracha sauce
    
    Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand
    
    Meat-based sauces:
    
    Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri
    
    Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce
    
    Barese ragù
    
    Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat
    
    Carbonara – Italian pasta dish
    
    Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti
    
    Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce
    
    Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines
    
    Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine
    
    Pink sauces:
    
    Pink sauce
    
    Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:
    
    Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle
    
    Chimichurri – Food sauce
    
    Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco
    
    Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil
    
    Onion sauce
    
    Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix
    
    Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil
    
    Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment
    
    Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds
    
    Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos
    
    Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce
    
    Sauce vierge
    
    Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
    
    Sweet sauces:
    
    Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices
    
    Pork with peach sauce
    
    Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples
    
    Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries
    
    Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery
    
    Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars
    
    Chocolate gravy
    
    Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
    
    Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries
    
    Crème anglaise
    
    Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg
    
    Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
    
    Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless
    
    Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip
    
    Mango sauce
    
    Peach sauce
    
    Plum sauce – Chinese condiment
    
    Strawberry sauce
    
    Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water
    
    Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
    
    Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine
    
    White sauces:
    
    Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish
    
    Alfredo sauce
    
    Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9]
    
    Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta
    
    Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms
    
    Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese
    
    Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine
    
    Sauce Américaine
    
    Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce
    
    Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce
    
    Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk
    

    You can take away my friends, you can take away my followers

      The copypasta came from the Splatoon community where squarr (a former team captain) made a tweet after getting exposed for being horrible person.

      You can take away my friends, you can take away my followers, you can take away my reputation, but you can never take away my what i means to be me. I'll become better, this is a new start for me

      Very black-and-white in a very grey world

        I assume your meme is criticizing the part of my statement that Reddit posts (the representation of community sentiment) didn't contribute to the banning of Violent Outburst? I will agree to disagree. It's quite clear that community sentiment contributed to it's banning; I think not at least conceding that it contributed is very black-and-white in a very grey world. 

        Yoko Ono ruined my life

          This isn't a joke. If this was a joke l'd be posting this to r/beatlescirclejerk but this is real. Just looking at my username you can see my last name, what is it?! That's right, ONO. And it doesn't help that I'm Japanese. All my life when people ask me what my last name is I have to reluctantly say Ono and they get all excited and say "oh like Yoko Ono?" Or "ooo are you two related?!" NO WE ARE NOT! JUST BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH JAPANESE AND HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME DOESNT MEAN WE ARE RELATED!!!! All my life it's been like this and I am THIS close to fucking losing it!!! YOKO ONO YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE 

          I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Noir.

            I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Noir. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her rotton pussy. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Noir as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she should literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progresterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her. Imagine marrying Noir and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her pole dancing duties up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Noir is glowing and her stripper actives are working out and her belly is quite small on her toned body. Now imagine in a few months Noir has to stop her Nikke activivities because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight.
            
            Heaven.
            

            Dead game. Apex has retaken the crown again

              Dead game. Apex has retaken the crown again with S20 launch. 400k+ concurrent daily players compared to this beautiful 20-30k lmfao. It's not even close. This game had tons of potential, but the devs loved to take their sweet time with fixes/balance updates/ranked updates. For fun games have no place in the market anymore unfortunately, if you release an FPS game you better go all in on the competitive scene or else it'll die. This game has hands down the absolute worst ranked system on earth. Plus devs even said they won't be focusing on the competitive side much. Which means this game is dead in the water. Sure, some people play games for fun. But not very many people play ONLINE PVP FPS games for fun. And that shows in the numbers.