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Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday! and right now, you can save up to £50 per person!

    Its the script for the Jet2 Holiday ad that is trending on Tiktok.

    Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday! and right now, you can save up to £50 per person! thats £200 off for a family of four!
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    Driving in my car right after a beer lyrics

      Asgore drives his BERGENTRUCK and runs over Dess in a song.

      Driving in my car right after a beer
      Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
      DUI?
      How about you die?
      I'll go a hundred miles
      an hour!
      
      Little do you know, I filled up on gas
      Ima get your fountain-making ass
      Pulverize this fuck
      ​with my Bergentrück
      It seems you're out of luck!
      TRUCK!!
      
      ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠗⣪⣵⣶⠞⣃⣄⡻⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⡇⣿⣿
      ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢡⣾⣿⣿⠁⠚⠧⠿⠛⠜⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⡇⣿⣿
      ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⡿⣛⣋⢅⣤⣷⡯⣥⣒⠎⣙⡛⠿⠿⠿⢋⡇⣿⣿
      ⢨⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⢡⣴⣾⠏⣴⣯⣍⠻⣿⣮⠻⢷⣌⢻⣧⢰⣶⡟⡅⣿⣿
      ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣥⣾⣿⠇⣾⢿⣧⣤⣤⣌⡟⢳⠿⠛⠀⣿⠸⢋⣼⣧⣛⣻
      ⢈⣉⣉⣉⣉⣉⢉⠁⣿⣿⠏⣾⢟⣨⣛⠻⣛⣻⡻⣿⣶⣮⢐⢡⣾⡈⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⢀⣠⣤⣶⣶⡶⢒⠀⠿⡿⢸⡏⠼⢢⡩⣅⠈⢹⣿⢿⡛⢗⢸⢘⣟⣣⣛⣛⣛⣛
      ⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿⣣⣿⢿⡷⣭⠘⡀⠐⣻⣷⠪⣛⠦⣤⣤⣬⡤⢠⡈⢼⣇⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⢸⣿⣿⡟⣰⣿⣿⣦⡛⢷⣾⣿⠡⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣷⣶⠶⣶⣆⢩⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⢸⣿⣿⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡦⠙⣿⣟⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣷⣿⣿⢣⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⢸⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣵⣷⠹⣿⣷⣤⣉⣥⣛⠘⣋⠛⢣⣿⣿⡇⣠⡹⣿⣿⣿
      ⢸⣿⣧⠻⣿⣿⡿⢋⣾⣿⣿⣧⠹⠿⡿⠿⢿⣿⠿⢋⣔⣻⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⡌⢿⣿
      
      😏LITTLE DO YOU KNOW 🤫
      
      🛻 I FILLED UP ON GAS ⛽️
      
      😈 IMA GET ⛲️ YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS 🔫
      
      🐂 PULVERIZE THIS FUCK 🫟
      
      🤴WITH MY BERGENTRÜCK 🚛
      
      🥀 IT SEEMS YOUR OUT OF LUCK 🍀 ❌🚫
      DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER
      
      HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
      
      DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE 
      
      I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES!! AN HOUR!!
      
      LITTLE DO YOU KNOW
      
      I FILLED UP ON GAS
      
      IMA GET YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
      
      PULVERIZE THIS F*CK!
      
      WITH MY BERGENTRUCK!
      
      IT SEEMS YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK
      
      TRUCK!!!
      DRIVING IN MY CAR 🚗
      
      RIGHT AFTER A BEER 🍺
      
      HEY THAT BUMP 🚧
      
      IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER 🦌
      
      DUI? 🛑
      
      HOW ABOUT YOU DIE ☠️
      
      I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES 🚸
      
      AN HOUR ⏱️
      
      LITTLE DO YOU KNOW 🤔
      
      I FILLED UP ON GAS ⛽
      
      I'MA GET 😏
      
      YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS ⛲
      
      PULVERIZE THIS F*CK 😡
      
      WITH MY BERGENTRÜCK 🚚
      
      IT SEEMS YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK... 🍀
      
      TRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥🚚

      Superman parents: “im a bad guy for sending my baby away and tellin him to fuck like crazy”

        oh so im a bad guy for sending my baby away and tellin him to fuck like crazy. okay. yeah i'm evil cause my wife and i used our dying breath to tell our infant child he gotta nut in some earth girls. i was panicked cause our planet was being destroyed but okay. guess you never misspoke under pressure though. guess you're fucking message maker of the year huh. you smash on that big red button and ain't one thought of kryptonian baby cum ever running through your head cause you're sooooo perfect. i'm fucking sick of cancel culture

        I love how you’re no longer allowed to call out bad, repetitive, and manipulative writing or storytelling techniques anymore

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          I love how in recent years you're no longer allowed to call out bad, repetitive, and manipulative writing or storytelling techniques anymore, let alone plot holes, inconsistencies, or sloppy worldbuilding. Always the same dumbass responses. "Why are you so petty? Why are you nitpicking? Why are you taking this so seriously? Why are you always criticizing things? Why is this a problem, bro, it's just fantasy? Why can't you just shut off your brain and enjoy things?" Fucking lobotomites all of them. God forbid the flashy lights entering their eyes actually spark something resembling a thought in their brains, and god forbid they actually engage with the slop they're consuming before letting it slide off their smooth little brains and turning the feeble, twitching thing that answers for their attention span towards the trough for another scoop of slop. You disgust me. 

          Ok, so I was playing the hit game Among Us the other day, and a red bean-shaped character that appeared to be wearing a spacesuit told me “shh,”

            Ok, so I was playing the hit game Among Us the other day, and when the game started, a red bean-shaped character that appeared to be wearing a spacesuit told me "shh," while having his index finger in front of where his mouth should be. I believe this act made this red bean character extremely suspicious. To understand why this red bean character is suspicious, we first must understand how the game “Among Us” works. The game consists of 10 bean-shaped characters, called crewmates, that are given tasks for them to complete. As these characters do their tasks, they may witness abnormal things that are not supposed to happen, such as the lights turning off on their own, sudden reactor meltdown and other crewmates dying. These acts show that there is an imposter among the crewmates that is sabotaging and is trying to kill everyone. Now why is this important to determine why the red bean is suspicious? Well now we know how the game works, now we must analyze the red bean’s actions. At the beginning of the game, the red bean tells us “shh” while having his index finger in front of where his mouth should be. This action suggests that the red bean wants us to be quiet, or keep our mouths shut. Now why would the red bean want us to do this? This could be because the red bean wants to limit our communication in order to prevent us from spreading information. What information does the red bean want to prevent from spreading? We can assume that the reason why the red bean wants to prevent us from spreading information, is because he is actually the imposter, and he is planning on committing the crimes mentioned earlier. He does not want others to find out about actions he will cause, therefore he does not want us to communicate with each other. This concludes the reason for why I believe the red bean from the hit game Among Us is suspicious. So if you happen to see a red bean-shaped character wearing a spacesuit, please be careful.

            Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob?

              Sheloba copypasta from 4chan

              Its a shitpost from 4chan referencing the Ahsoka copypasta but changed to Shelob specifically from Middle-earth: Shadow of War.

              "Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the
              monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch."