My rancid dick whispers to me: fuck, fuck, and fuck again. My ruined hole yearns to harvest all the cum in this world, and when this Bottom Urge calls, it possesses my whole being. Horny beyond repair, I know nothing besides this; I must resist this Bottom Urge, lest it consume my mind. I must discover what happened to me, and who I was. Before my twitching dick writes a tragedy in cum.
Created by u/ilovezezima, its a circlejerk response of the elitist attitude on how great Ironman mode is for OSRS.
Let me explain it to you simply: Because mainscape is boring as shit, as it is an excel spreadsheet simulator. People don't sign up to play an iron to jerk their dicks over how self sufficient they are, for many, it's the only enjoyable mode. A lot of us see ironman as the main mode. In fact, let's call ironman the main game mode and non-irons baby moders. Look at the boss KC spread of an iron and a main, and then tell me who do you think plays the game "correctly". 
Started from a user in the Guilty Gear Discord, the Elphelt copypasta is now part of a series of GG copypasta.
I just wanted to say that I LOVE Elphelt's design, like seriously it represents perfectly her personality. It mixes amazingly the concept of "womanhood" she wants to represent and her goofy and clumsy behavior. Her design is actually peak in every game she appears, seriously, in the first one it fits her personality and goal perfectly, in the second game her desires has more a serious/sad vibe, she herself doesn't like it but since the setting required a more serious dressing she nails it perfectly. While the last one (Strive's) is peak character redesign, they improved her perfectly without making her unrecognizable, the fact that she is a metal singer is so goofy, cool and it makes a lot of sense too! Her newer punk/rock design is seriously peak character design I'm not even gonna lie it's like so fucking peak. I could keep going on and on since it's so good, for example both her and Ramlethal had a clover on their headgears, since Elphelt lost her headgear she kept the clover as the zip of her jacket and OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE.
I LOVE ELPHELT'S DESIGN IT'S SO PERFECT ITS PEAK ITS LITERALLY VISUALLY APPEALING JUST TO LOOK AT HER SHE HAS SUCH A GOOD DESIGN OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE 
From the transcript of ‘No Russian’ cutscene from CoD: Modern Warfare 2, the audio has became a meme on Tiktok.
This man is fighting his own war and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He's your new best friend. You don't want to know what it's cost already to put you next to him. It will cost you a piece of yourself. It will cost nothing compared to everything you'll save. No rules, No boundaries, he doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide, he’s not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals, he trades blood for money. He’s your new best friend.
I was there. Behind the building around 3pm there were quite a few guys in all black, black masks, trying to do something by the air conditioning unit. I asked them what they were doing and this big guy in a metal helmet told me to get out of there. All of a sudden, this yellow Ford Transit pulled up and 4 anthropomorphic turtles get out and start beating the hell out of these dudes. Really whooping ass. Amongst the chaos, I saw the dude in the metal mask take off on a rocket and the turtles escaped into a sewer while this big ass rat held open the manhole cover. Wild Tuesday afternoon. I talked to some reporter named April O'Neal and she said our piece would air tonight. 
Parody of the Flying Lotus at a grocery store in LA, it has been edited to Gen Urobochi the creator of Fate/Zero, Kamen Rider Gaim, Psycho-Pass and various more.
I saw Gen Urobochi at a konbini in Tokyo yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “ehhh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and doing Kamen Rider Hensin poses in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent the deceitful thing men call happiness” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even know what that means. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by sighing really loudly.