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May 4th

    Hey👋 there you 👈🤡 STAR⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜! Know🤔 what day 🌞 it is🤭🧐🤔🤔🤔? You 👈🍑 guessed 🤔 it😆😆, its may 🗓 the girth🌭🌭 be with you 👈 day 📆. These are definitely 💯 the voids⚫🍩I'm looking👀👁️ to fill 💦🤰. Stop✋✋ doing the hand🍆✊✊ 💦solo and darth 💀 maul👄 this pussy😺😹😽. Time 🕐🕠🕣 to get 🉐🔛 princess👸👸👸 leia-d💏. Daddy 🍆👨🐴 😉💖💦vader better 👍 force 🖐 choke🤞🤞💪👐 me. Don't 🚫 🚫want no 🚫 😣😣baby👶🍼 yoda🤰🤰 so into the garbage 🗑 chute🗑️🍑🍑, flyboy🦸‍♂️🚀. Cant 🚫 rule👑 the galaxy💫 so I'll 📝 just settle 👍 for Uranus🪐. Send⬆️ this to all 💯 your 👉 other STAR 🌟✨🌠 ⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜!!!! If you 👉🤖 get 🉐 5️⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are a dirty😛😫😘 wookie 🐶. If you 👉 get 🉐 1️⃣0️⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are granted 🐩🙏🏾 a seat💺 on 🔛 🔛🔛the seNUT💦💦. If you 👉 get 🉐 1️⃣5️⃣ back⬅️⬅️ you 👈🏼 are a padaHUN😘💋. If you 👉😭 get 🉐 2️⃣0️⃣ back 🔙 you 👉🏼👤❤ are a real 😍 Jedi 🗡👎 mastwhore💯💘😩🙈🙆‍♂️
    HEY ❗ HOE-LEBRITIES 💦 it’s Star 🌟☀ Waars Day 👼☀ or as 🍑 we like to call it ️ May 🤷 the 👭 Fourth Be With 😋 You !!! Did 🏻🌼 you know 🤔😇 Admiral Ackbar was 👏👨 a 💰 pimp bitch 😢😡 ️ that 🙎😐 turned 🔄 traitor? Did you 👍 know 😲 Princess 💦🙀 Leia used 🚟😏 to give 🎁💦 sloppy joes in the 👏 cockpit even ⏯🌃 while 💯👱 they 🗓 were 👶👶 flying ️ through 🔛 an 😲😚 asteroid field? 🏑 But most of 💯 all 👨 did 👏👏 you 👏 know 💭🤔 that Han Solo 😏 is 🙀 the 🅰👄 reason 😤😞 why 😩 Chewbacca never came back from Uranus? Send 📩 this 👌 to 💥💦 ten fellow 💦💦 sluts 💰 who 🚫🏻 enjoy 🦁 phallic shaped snacks !!! If you 🆗⚜ don’t 🚫👎 get 👨😟 a response 🎉🎉 then u 🔥👤 aren’t getting any 🅱 dick till 😅😅 your 🏼 50 👏👏 years 📅💯 old if ❗ you 👶 get 🍌 5 ♀ responses then 🅱😂 you 👈💗 will 👏 be 🍆👬 eaten 👅👅 out 👅 for an entire light year
    LISTEN UP 👂🎧 C3P-HOES 🤖AND BANGO FETTS 🔫🫡 ITS STAR WARS DAY ✨⭐️ AND MAY THE FORCE 🥺 BE IN YOU 🥵😳TODAY IS THE DAY TO CUM 😏💦TO THE DARK SIDE 😈👹AND SEXECUTE ORDER 6️⃣9️⃣ 👌 GET READY FOR CHEWCOCKA 🍆🐓TO EAT YOUR ASS 🍑🍽️LIKE A ROASTED WOMPRAT 🔥🐀REBEL AGAINST DADDY EMPEROR’S SPANKINGS 💀👏UNTIL YOU SEE STARS 🤩😵‍💫BUT THATS NO MOON 🌚❌THATS DARTH VADERS FAT ASS 🦾🍑WHEN SEXY SHEEV TELLS YOU 😏😏”DO IT” 😏😏YOU KNOW HES ABOUT TO SE-NUT 🥜🥜🥜👨‍⚖️ I KNOW IM READY TO GO BALLS DEEP😩😤 IN JABBA THE SLUTT 🐌👧MAKE SURE TO SEND THIS TO 2️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR HORNIEST JEDI 😜🟢🔵OR YOULL BE GOING HAND SOLO TONIGHT ✊😭 GET 5️⃣ BACK AND KIT FISTO 👊 WILL HELP YOU WIELD HIS SABER 🦑🍆GET 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND BOBA FETISH WILL SUCK YOUR TATOOINE TOES 👅🦶DONT LET BABY YODA 👶🤢SEE YOU HYPERDRIVE FOR CUMMIES💨💨💦 💦 
    Happy 😊Star 🌟Wars💣 day cummy💦!!!!! May👏 the👌 4th 😳be🤚 with you🙏. Remember 🧠all of your👈 fave 👄characters👯 on this blessed day🙏🙏🙏: Obi WANK Kenobi💦, HOEda😩, Jabba the SLUT😜, C3PHOE🤭 and all your other favourite rebel sCUMMIES💦💦Send this to 5 🤚other StormPOOPERS 😍 for the force to be with you 👉👈
    Hey space ☄⭐️🌟loving skanks 💫💫💫. Today is may the fourth 4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣. Know what that means❓❓Princess 👸👸👸Leia needs her buns 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 readjusted 😈 Chewbacca 🐻 🐻🐻called and he wants to chew 👅👄 on your light saber 🔦🔦 let all the big cock 🍆🍆🍆Jedis storm ⚡⛈🌧️troop into that ENDLESS BLACK HOLE PUSSY 🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳take a cue from big dick darth Vader 💂🏿💂🏿💂🏿 and call me DADDY!! 👴🏽🍆🍆🍆🍆 it's 🆗 if you don't CUM 💦💦💦back to 🌏🌍🌎 today bc yoda 👴🏻🐸🐍🐢🐲🐉needs your ~guidance~ 🍆👌🏽fwd this to 5 of your sexiest space hoes 🙋🏼 💦💦🍑or your AstoNUTS 🍒will cosmically explode 💥💥💥 may the force of your 🍆DICK 🍆be with all you cummy space thots😛⭐️⭐️💦🍑💫 
    May the 4️⃣th be with you 👇 my handsome 😳 padawan👨‍👦🧐 ehehe 🤣 train you now 🗣🤸‍♂️🤸‍♀️🤸🏽 master 😈 yoda 👽 will ⛓️💋💢 wait ✋️ no moon 🌚 that is 🚫⁉️ oh 😮‍💨 ehehe 🌝 its just my lightsaber 🥒🥒🥒 ready to kill again i am💀👻😫 im 9️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ years old 🧓🏻 R2 🤖 make me a 🥪 sandwich 😋 
    Episode 4️⃣IV, A NEW🔜🙏 HOPE🙏

It is a 🔴period😡 of 🇺🇸civil ⚔️🔫war🗡. Rebel🌌🌃 spaceships🚀, striking from a 🔎hidden🔍 ⛰base, have 🥇won🥇 their 1️⃣first 🏆victory🏅 against the 👺evil👹 🛰Galactic 🇬🇧Empire🇬🇧. During the 🤼‍♀️battle🤼‍♂️ , Rebel🇺🇸 😎spies managed to 👦🏿steal👴🏿 🙀secret 🤐📝plans to the 🇬🇧Empire’s🇬🇧 ultimate 🔫weapon🗡, the ☠️DEATH🌚STAR🌟, an armored 🛰space station with enough ✊🏿power⚡️ to 🔥💥destroy an entire 🌎planet🌏. Pursued by the Empire’s 🕶sinister agents🕵️, 💀Princess⚰️Leia☠️ 🏇races🏃 🏘home🏠 aboard her 🚀🛰starship, custodian 🇲🇽 of the stolen🏃🏿 plans that can 😩save😫 her people👫👭👬 and restore 🇺🇸freedom🇺🇸 to the 🌠galaxy….🌌

    DOJ could charge Lego for bait and switch violations and false advertising

      US State Attorney Generals could step in and charge Lego for bait and switch violations and/or false advertising. Which could be big time financial penalties applied. That said, where did Lego say OUTSIDE the instructions that these minifigures were exclusive. An Attorney General is going to need to see the fine print was visible to buyers in advertising and/or product listing. If this "exclusive" note was inside the box requiring people to buy the set first and then see the exclusivity note, I'm not convinced the AG is going to see a legal case. I realize that "rumors" would start flying as soon as the set was purchased and the initial buyers saw the exclusive note but can you direct us to where Lego claimed they were exclusive in a way buyers could see this fact before they made a decision. Pardon the fine legal line I'm drawing here.

      Been watching Star Wars in “Kurosawa mode” and it’s awesome

        Posted by u/yotothyo, it was intended as a way to enjoy Star Wars while using the black-and-white to study film lighting. The post has been circle-jerked for calling it “Kurosawa mode” despite it being a fun experiment to understand cinematic lighting and visual storytelling.

        Been watching Star Wars in "Kurosawa mode" and it's awesome

Turned the color all the way down on my tv so it's black and white and switched the language track to Japanese w/English subtitles.

Makes them feel even more like the hidden fortress/flash gorden serials they were meant to be.

It's awesome. I'm going to watch all of them this way. A neat way to view them in a new way if you seen them a million times.

The phantom menace is particularly interesting because it actually looks really good in black and white (better then in color in my opinion) and the Japanese dialog covers up the bad voice acting of the originals. Young anakins voice actor for example plays it a little more low key and I actually enjoyed the character a little more. The cg looks better too.

As an added bonus on Disney plus the alternate language tracks line up with the lip flap so it doesn't look like a bad overdub.

Anyway, super super cool experiment highly recommend it.

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          I don’t know why everyone seems to think Selena is some sort of angel

            I don't know why everyone seems to think Selena is some sort of angel, she's a horrible person. Everyone seems to think she's a poor girl because she was ''heartbroken by Justin'' and she had Lupus and this and that. What her fans don't like to hear about though, is when she cheated on The Weeknd and how she's still literally obsessed with her exes. So for everyone clueless, in 2017, Selena was spotted and caught on camera hanging out with Justin Bieber, who at the time was dissing The Weeknd on his lives saying ''he's wack'' out of jealousy that The Weeknd was dating Selena. Obviously Selena knew what Justin was saying about The Weeknd but she still hung out with him while dating The Weeknd. And then guess what happened? They broke up and literally right away she dated Justin Bieber again. Now, some of you might say: ''Well people change'' and you're right! Justin now supports the Weeknd so I think there's a large change he's changed and isn't immature anymore. Selena though? Nope. She's still obsessed with him. How? Well, on The Weeknd's birthday he was kissing Simi Khadra. And guess who decides to get in the middle of their business? You guessed it' Selena posted a photo of her, Simi and some other girl and captions it: ''Since 2013 <3'' Or something. Of COURSE she had to post it right then. Like seriously? The Weeknd is so mature and he's long past their relationship. Can't Selena Just Move on like him? To be honest I think she's just using him for clout, because he's up in flames with his new album and no one talks a lot about her anymore; she's basically irrelevant. So she knew doing something like this would finally get her some publicity and make her relevant just for a short amount of time. Her fans need to realize that within the realm of Selena, Justin, and Abel - Selena isn't some angel who did nothing wrong and got heartbroken by both of them and is too good for them and that's why she single. She's single because she cheated on her ex and she's someone who uses her ex for clout when she becomes irrelevant. Ariana has gone through way more than Selena and doesn't even get the credit and sympathy she deserves while everyone is crying for Selena when she did it all to herself. (Minus the Lupus.) Her fans just say ''lol you don't know anything she didn't cheat'' while accusing JB and Abel of cheating on her with no proof whatsoever... There's proof she cheated on The Weeknd and honestly it's her loss and she's realized that now since she's using him for clout... I really don't get why everyone thinks she's a sweet innocent girl.

            Yockey is a bitch ass mf, he pissed all over my OFN

              Parody of the original Eggman’s speech on Sonic but edited to fit Yockey by TNO brainrot fans.

              Yockey is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed all over my fucking OFN, that's right! He pulled his fucking Imperium Nazi dick out and pissed all over my fucking OFN! And he said his Imperium was: this big! And I said that's digusting, so I'm making a call out post on my NetzRam.com: Francis Parker Yockey, you got a small Imperium, it's the size of this village in Kamchatka, except way smaller! And guess what? Here's what my OFN looks like! Yockey Overthrown That's right baby! All National Conservative, No Communism, No NPP! Just look at that 2 unpopulated states and a massive lake range! He fucked my democracy! So guess what? I'm going to fuck over his National Socialist America, that's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER AMERICAN PISS! Except I'm not only going to piss on Yockey, I'm going to go higher! I'm pissing on the entire NPP-FR! How do you like that Wallace? I pissed on the NPP-FR you idiot. So get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!