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Hey this is Phil from the Small Weiner Club

    Its a meme that’s posted around Steam profiles as a joke circa 2020 but had since become somewhat mainstream thanks to a lot of voiceovers most notably the Misato voicemail one. 

    Hey this is Phil from the Small Weiner Club, sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in. But I am sorry to say that I don't think I can allow you to join our group. From what I'm looking at, your weiner is massive. I mean the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on it like a tripod, and thats not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. But it does appear that you are going to have to take that ginormous schmeat somewhere else. But thank you for trying, and best of luck to you. 
    Hey, this is Phil from the small wiener club, sorry I got back to you so late. I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in, but I am sorry to say that I don't think I can allow you to join our group. From what I looking at your cock is MASSIVE. I mean the sheer G I R T H and juiciness alone is just ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso, you could probably stand on it like a tripod; and that's not even mentioning how FAT your nuts are. But unfortunately it does appear like your going to have to take that ginormous SCHMEAT uhh somewhere else, but thank you for trying, and best of luck to you.

    My name is Yoshikage Kira.

      Yoshikage Kira
      Every JoJo copypasta
      My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

      JP script

      私の名前は吉良良景です。 私は33歳です。 私の家はすべての別荘がある森王の北東部にあり、私は結婚していません。 私は亀湯百貨店の従業員として働いており、遅くとも午後8時までに毎日家に帰ります。 私は喫煙しませんが、時々飲みます。

私は午後11時までにベッドに横たわり、どのような場合でも8時間の睡眠を確保します。 コップ1杯の温かい牛乳を飲んで寝る前に約20分間ストレッチをした後、私は通常、朝まで眠ることに問題はありません。 赤ちゃんのように、朝は疲れもストレスもなく目が覚めます。 前回の検査で問題はなかったと言われました。

私は非常に静かな生活をしたい人だと説明しようとしています。 私は、勝ち負けのような敵に悩まされないように気をつけています。 それが私が社会に対処する方法であり、それが私に幸福をもたらすことを知っています。 しかし、もし私が戦うなら、誰にも負けないでしょう。

      My name is Skyler White Yoshikage Kira yo

      my name is yoshikage kira YO, my stand is killer queen YO 

I have 33 years YO, im no married YO

My house is in the northeast section of Morioh YO,

Uh-huh.

Where all the villas are.

      Moguyacht copypasta

        Moguyacht copypasta started from 4chan

        Started from the /vt/ board on 4chan, the MoguYacht copypasta is a derange fantasy from an Okayu fan which involves an orgy on a yacht that ends with a murder spree. The video is then sent to Okayu as an “akasupa” ($100 dollar donation that vtubers read) so she can read it on stream.

        The story was obviously fake but its unhinged nature had made it iconic and often gets referenced within the vtuber community.

        I just earned fuck you money from the recent crypto-boom and GME options, and this is what I'm planning to do with it.

First, I'm going to scout out all of the Japanese femboy voice actresses that I possibly can on Twitter, 2ch, and Instagram.(hell, I'll throw in a couple of girls too).I'll pay them all 100 grand to spend a week watching Okayu's streams and learning her speech patterns and demeanor. Then, I'm going to fly them all out to a yacht I'll have rented off the coast of Japan. I'll provide ungodly amounts of heroin, cocaine and LSD. I'll rig the ac system on the yacht to spew copious amounts of experimental aphrodisiacs,hormones, and THC-laced vapor all around the ship. When they arrive, I will direct Hollywood's best makeup artists and seamstresses to dress them all up as Okayu. They will match her exactly; they will walk, talk, and look like Okayu. 

I will then activate the (((air conditioning))) and proceed to spend the next two weeks in a mindblowing, drug-addled megaorgy with all of my trained Okayu traps on the MoguYacht. We will suck, fuck, and cum in each other mindlessly in a cacophony of Okayu laughs, murmurs, and moans. The ship's floors will be absolutely coated with the semen of Okayu's perfect doppelgangers. There will be casualties, of course, but it's nothing that money can't take care of. I will make Epstein's island will look like abastion of purity compared to my Disneyland of degeneracy.

At the end of those two weeks (or whenever we run out of drugs), the ship's computer will unlock an armory located at the boat's base, only known to me. Filled with immense fulfillment and post-rampage rage and lunacy,I will commit mass nekomata genocide and shoot up the entire ship. The ship will be equipped with several 360degree cameras to capture the entirety of this from all vantage points. I'm going to edit together a supercut of the entire experience and upload it as a torrent through Starlink (thanks Elon!), which I will then akasupa 9 times to Okayu herself before committing shotgun suicide. 

You may call me a schizo and tell me to take my meds, but this is my dream and now there's nothing stopping me from achieving it. None of you would have the balls to see this through or do anything remotely like this if you made it this* rich. fuck you all and see you all in a month on LiveLeak, faggots.