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    The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

    Rise of Kingdoms

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      Rise of Kingdoms is a sick new RTS game where you can socialize with friends, conquer new territory, and fight in epic real-time battles. You start off by choosing which of the 11 civilizations you want to play as, from Rome, to Germany, to Japan! And then you recruit and train real historical heroes to your crew like Ghengis Khan or Cleopatra. You can embark with your army on a journey in the vast world. You can camp outside enemy bases then seize their territory at the opportune time in the game’s realistic warfare. With your spoils you can customize the architecture of your own city. You can construct schools, hospitals, markets, and more to set up a thriving economy and defend your land from opposing threats. And right now new players can enter the code on screen to get 200 gems, 2 silver keys, 100,000 food, and 100,000 wood for free from now to September 13. So be sure to click the link down below in the description to try out this game. Thank you so much to Lilith Games for sponsoring me.
      Itulah dia game baru kita..
Nama game ni adalah rise of kingdoms..
Basically game ni ada kelebihannya..
Apa kelebihannya?mari aku tunjuk ya..
Tak silap aku ada enam la bangunan yang korang boleh pilih..
Eh betul la enam..aku hebat rupanya hahahaha..
Actually game ni nk main 8jam pun tak cukup..
Memang layan la dibuatnya ok!!!

      Microwave be like

        Microwave be like: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP BEEEE-* click slide slam
        MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP

        VB Longneck for breakfast

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          If you're a fuckin fair dinkum fucking full grown aussie, this is what'd you have for breakfast ya fuckin dog cunts. A fuckin VB, LONGNECK at 20 to 8 in the fuckin mornin. Get that up ya

          Omicron is here 😱🍆

            🚨ALERT ALERT🚨 📢📢 😂 📢 OMICRON VARIANT IS HERE 😱GET READY FOR THE 😷 😷 PANDICKMIC 2️⃣⏺0️⃣!!! 🚨 all you badass bitchterium sluts 🦠🦠🦠 💦 the CD-Semen officially DICKlared 🤒 Omicron a Variant 😵 of CUMcern 😮😮 so you know what that means! 🦠 😂 🦠 Getting 😷 cumantined 🙌 with your boys, spraying your 💦 oral secretions 💦 on your hoes 🍑 getting choked so hard you 💥 🍑 EXPLODE. 💦 💥 🍆 💥 🍆 💥💦🦠 President HOE 👨🏼‍🦳 Biden put a Travel Ban ❌ in full effect 👊🏼 from South ASSrica 🇿🇦, THOTswana 🇧🇼😂, LesotHOE🇱🇸➡️ ☣️ and several other AfriCUM nations‼️‼️ Hop off that plane ✈️ and hop 🔛 this dick! 😂 🍆 😷 If you wanna get dicked 🍆 down by 🍑 🙌 dat BOOSTER SHOT🙌 send this to 19 of your dirtiest whores. 👀 👀 Or else you’ll get 🍆BUTT FUCKED 🍆 by Dirty Dr. Fauci 😱😱😱

            I watched my little pony for 6 hours to see some tits.

              My Little Pony
              So I was in 8th or 9th (about 13 or 14) and my ex's sister had a really big crush on me. And I kinda liked her too. Well we're in a Skype call and she's all like "Hey I want to watch my little pony but I'm scared I'll be made fun of" and I'm like I'll watch it with you. Fuck it. And she's like aww that's sweet I'll make it up to you. I'll show you my boobs. And blah blah. So we watched THE FUCKING ENTIRE FRIENDSHIP IS MAGICAL SERIES 6 HOUR YOUTUBE VIDEO and the video ends and I'm like sweet can you uh. And she's like "gotta go to sleep" never did get to see the tits. Kinda still bummed about.