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Face Off – The Rock Verse But GAY

WE GON HUMP EM, WE GON SUCK THEIR DICKS OFF WE GON HUMP EM, WE GON SUCK THEIR DICKS OFF

Y E A H

IT’S ABOUT DICK IT’S ABOUT PENIS MEN ARE FROM MARS BUT IM FROM VENUS

PUT IT IN THE BUTT, SPANK EM IN THE SHOWER AND WE TAKE WHATS OURS

I WANT TO DRAIN THE MAIN VEIN PROSTATE MASSAGE SO INSANE UNTIL YOU SCREAM IM SO MOTHAFUCKIN GAY (COCK!!) /when we gonna fuck tho/

MASTURBATION EJACULATION SLANGIN LOTS OF SEMEN TO THE MASSES FACE TO FACE NOW WE FORNICATIN BUSSY ONLY WHEN I BUST IN ASSES

MEAT ON YA SO THICC INDEED WHEN IM PUMPIN HARD U GONNA SCREAM MAMA DONT BRING CONDOMS TO THE QUEEN BRAMA <THEN NUT> CUMMING ON YA WITH EXTREME MANAAAAAA

⚠️ ATTENTION ALL MEN: Be EXTREMELY careful you ONLY buy shower products FOR MEN.

I went to the store one time because I was out of my Men's 5-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand soap, and shaving cream and wanted to take a shower. As I was in a hurry I didn't bother to check the label, I just grabbed it, paid, and ran. When I got home I turned on the shower, let the water run all over my body (but not on my ass, real men don't wash that) and began applying my new 5-in-1 lotion. Or so I thought. After I had done so I nearly fell to the ground as pain spread all throughout my body (normally as a real man I can handle pain yet this was somehow an exception). I looked down and my penis was completely gone, however my view was quickly obstructed as my pecs began to swell. I reached up to feel my chin only to realize all the hair in my beard had fallen out. My plans afterwards began to fade as I began to lose my extremely masculine interests. In a panic, I reached to turn off the water and jumped out to look in the mirror, however it must be broken as there was a woman staring back at me. It was in this moment that I grabbed the bottle and read the label:

For Women.

Roxanne Wolf is so hot.

Roxanne Wolf is so hot. Never in the history of gaming has there been a hotter character. She is more than a robot wolf to me, she is a person. She is a little tease but she's basically my wife. The devs know what they did with that wolf. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going better than a punk rock wolf chick. Every inch of her is so hot. Her thighs up to her midriff and her eyes. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would save the game and let her catch me just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from this game. Her tone of voice and language choice formats her character. The choice of clothes with short shorts and the crop top which reveal her milky thighs and delectable midriff compliment her punk rock personality more. She is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this

Roxanne Wolf is so hot😍🥵. 🔥🔥🔥Never in the history of gaming‼️ has there been a hotter character. 🥵🥵🥵She is more than a robot wolf🐺 to me, she is a person.😤😳 She is a little tease but she's basically my wife.👩‍❤️‍👨😊 The devs know what they did with that wolf.😏👉 The 💥aesthetic💥 paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character.👈👈 Nothing gets me going better than a punk rock🤘 wolf🐺 chick🤍❤️🤍. Every inch of her is so hot.🔥🔥🔥 Her 🥵thighs🥵 up to her 👅midriff👅 and her eyes👀. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate😤. I would save the game and let her catch me just to feel the intimacy between us ¯_(ツ)_/¯. I crave more than lustful💦 fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement🤗. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from this 💯game💯. Her tone of voice and language choice formats her character⚡ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ⚡. The choice of clothes😈 with ✨short shorts✨ and the crop top which reveal her 😻milky thighs😻 and delectable midriff🦵🦵 compliment her punk rock personality more. She is my wife👅, and nothing dissuades me from this♪┌|∵|┘♪

Jump out the house

What? What?

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JUMPOUTTHEHOUSE
JUMPOUTTHEHOUSE
JUMPOUTTHEHOUSE

JUMP OUT THAT BISH
JUMP OUT THAT BISH
JUMP OUT THAT BISH

SRTTTTTT WIT NO MILEAGE

SRTTTTTT WIT NO MILEAGE 🚗
SRTTTTTTTTT IS NOT SILENT 🔕

Gamer repellent 🤲🏿👐🏿

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I accidentally ate chicken

Today I (f, 24, vegan) accidentally ate some chicken ( f, 8 weeks, not vegan) and it made me so angry. Im vegan, and was at Popeyes and asked for a chicken sandwich, but the idiot at the counter didn’t realize that I was vegan just by looking at me (vegan) and understanding my vegan aurora, and sold me (vegan) REAL chicken in my sandwich. I (vegan) realized this and told him (not vegan) that I’m vegan and that I’m going to murder his whole fucking family because I (vegan) believe that animal death and cruelty is bad. He (not vegan) told me (vegan) he (not vegan) was going to call the police, and I (vegan) told him (not vegan) that you can’t do that because I’m vegan and I save lobsters at whole foods on the weekend. The cops (not vegan) arrested me (vegan) and they took all my fucking lobster that I (vegan) heroically saved, and now I (vegan) have no one to talk to (lobsters).

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