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it’s january 6️⃣th‼️‼️🇺🇸

    Every January 6th emoji copypasta

    🗣guess what day it is🗣⁉️ that’s right ✅ it’s january 6️⃣th‼️‼️🇺🇸 all my cock loving 😍🍆CUMservatives 💦 let me hear you moan 😩😫 YAAASSSS daddy donald 😍 😫😤 one year ago today 📆 a LOAD 🥵💧of our brave brothers 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️ and BRATTY 😳 stepsisters 👯‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ rode 🔥😏 that TRUMP TRAIN🚊🚂 all the way to the capitol 🏛 where they BUSTED 💦💦💦 in to protest 🤬😡 a rigged 🔗⛓ ERECTION 🤯🤯🤯 and defend 🤜🏻🙏🏻🙌🏻 our freedom 🇺🇸 to FUCK ‼️‼️😍😜 insurrection? ❌ more like insurSEXion 😏💦 fake news 😠🤥🤡 wants you to think 💭💭 it was a terrorist attack 💣💥 on democracy 😒😭😖 but the only terror 😳😱was how HARD 🥵 our CLIT-licking 😛🍭🍦 liberators 🇺🇸 FUCKED😈🤗🍆 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest 🤫🤩🍌 cock sucking 👅😋 conservatives 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 get 0️⃣ back and you’re just another throbbing member 🍆🍆🍆of congress 😣🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏼 get 5️⃣ back and you’re a secret 🥸🧐 antifa agent🕵🏻😌 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a full fledged 😜🇺🇸true ameriCUNT 🍑🇺🇸

    Happy 😊 InsERECTION✊🏻 🍆💦 Day

      Every January 6th emoji copypasta

      Happy 😊 InsERECTION✊🏻 🍆💦 Day 🌞my slutty 😩little🙇 PATRIOTS🇺🇸!!! TODAY 🕛📅is the day🌞 DADDY👨🏻‍🦰TRUMP🍊 ORDERED 👉🏻the PROUD 🏳️‍🌈BOYS 👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼 💅🏻to STORM ⛈ the Capitol’s GIRTHY 😏 DOME 🍄 and PENETRATE 👉🏻👌🏻😩the HALLS🏛of CONGRESS👨🏼‍⚖️. THAT'S RIGHT✔✅✔ Things got KINKY⛓🤫and our DEMOCRACY 🇺🇸wasn’t🚫the only🔞one👆🏻 to ⤵️go down⤵️ that day 🍆😉. TODAY📅 is a DAY🌞 to SLURP UP🍴👅FACEBOOK 💻👵🏻MISINFORMATION🚨🗣📰AND HUNT🔍🔎 for SATANIC 👹👿👺CANNIBALS ☠️🍖🍽 AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD🏡 PIZZA PLACE🍕👨🏻‍🍳!!! MAKE SURE ✔ TO CHECK 🔍🔎YOUR 5G 📶TOWER🗼🍆 FOR CORONAVIRUS 😷 TOO, BECAUSE THE DEEP 🕳STATE 🇺🇸 IS A SNEAKY👟 CUCK🐓! SEND💌📬📫 THIS⬇TO1⃣5️⃣ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST😫😩😫  INSURRECTIONISTS😡🔫 OR JFK JR 👱🏻‍♂️🪦WON'T🚫🚫 RISE ⬆🤤FROM THE GRAVE ⚰ TO FILL YOUR BIG❗ OL' Q-ANUSSY 🍑 WITH HIS PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🏛CUMMIES 💦💦💦!!!
      Happy 😊 insERECTION ✊🍆💦 Day 🌞 my slutty 😩 little 🙇‍♂️ PATRIOTS 🇺🇲 !!! TODAY 📅 is the day 🌞 DADDY 🙍‍♂️ TRUMP 🍊 ORDERED 👉 THE PROUD 🏳️‍🌈 BOYS 🙍‍♂️ to STORM ⛈️ the capitol's GIRTHY 😏 DOME🍄 and PENETRATE 👉👌😩 the HALLS 🏛️of CONGRESS 👨‍💼 and our DEMOCRACY 🇺🇲 wasn't 🚫 the only 🔞 one ☝️ to ⤵️ go down ⤵️ that day 🍆😏 TODAY 🌞 is a DAy📅 to SLURP UP🍴👅 FACEBOOK 💻🧓🧓MISINFORMATION AND HUNT 🏹🏹for SATANIC 👹😈CANNIBALS ☠️🍖AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD PIZZA 🍕👨‍🍳PLACE !!! MAKE SURE ✅ TO CHECK👀 YOUR 5G 📞TOWER 🗼 FOR THAT SWEET 🍪AND SALTY🧂 😏 PATRIOT. 🇺🇲 JUICE 🍹!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 !!!

      Debunking the existence of females

        A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the 🤮GOVERNMENT🤮
        "FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!😱😱

A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the 🤮GOVERNMENT🤮 to enslave men!!!!😱😱😱😱😱

PROOF👉👉 "FEMALE" stands for;

F ake

E ngineered

MALE !!!!

😱😱😱😱😱😱

So be 😰😰CAREFUL😰😰 around someone who claims to be a 😡😡"FEMALE"😡😡 because they might be a 😱SPY😱 sent by the 🤮GOVERNMENT 🤮 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

If you 😡DONT😡 farward this to 20 👨‍🦱people🧒 😨LITTLE TOMMY😱 will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs 👁️👁️

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

        AITA For filling my sisters shampoo bottle up with with cum, and then killing my entire family?

          My (78M) sister (17F) and I have never gotten along. One day she caught me spying on her in the shower(15M), and we got into a huge fight. So I stole her shampoo bottle(16M) and jacked off to hentai(18F) as much as possible until I filled it up all the way. I put the bottles back and the next day her hair smelled like cum(78M) and she was crying. My Mom(21F) and my dad found out and started to yell at me, so with my huge 900 inch cock(78M), I cummed(2000 Gallons) all over them and then they all drowned in cum.

I am now facing life imprisonment(200 Years) but I honestly dont think I deserve it and that they are overreacting.

So, Reddit, AITA?

          Why i’m Openly Transphobic

            Transphobic means hating trains
            I mean really? Who even likes those things anyway. Trains are such unnecessary things in our modern society. They are dirty, ugly, and always have at least 1 drug dealer inside it. I fucking hate trains, cars and buses are 1000% times more superior. Fuck trains and their shitty railways clogging up the land.