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This ain’t it, chief

    This ain't it, chief
    After hours of deliberation with the Council of High Intelligence and Educational Findings (C.H.I.E.F), it has been determined that the contents of this statement/post “ain’t it” until further notice.
    After hours of deliberation with the council of high intellect education foundation ( C. H. I. E. F.), it has officially been determined that the content of this will be immediately categorised under stage 2 terminology ‘this most definitely ain’t it’ until further action can be proposed. After several proceedings, the 4 council representatives; Ligma, Sugma, Bofa and SuCon, they have outlined various problems within this matter. Firstly, it rejects and defies the first commandment of memeology; “No Cap” preferably referred to as “No 🧢” Secondly, it also defies the second commandment of memeology; “is this loss?” People truly feel at loss when this predicament presents itself and to answer their question it is not loss. However this post represents the very dooming definition of loss. Finally, it defies the final and most important commandments issued by the council of high intellect and education foundation (C. H. I. E. F.); “I just got off the phone with chief.... not it” [memeology v.2 : chapter 4 : page 3 : verse 34]. This is a grave mistake you have made as only the chosen intellects can access the intercellular matrix that connects beings of low intellect (humans) and beings of high intellect (chiefs). Only ones who have the highest intellect and highest IQ can enter the intercellular matrix of the planetary separations and therefore connect to the C. H. I. E. F bureau for further questioning. As this issuement has not met the certain requirements in memeology, it will be transferred further down into the stage 5 catergory, terminalised as “delete this shit nigga” 

    STOP POSTING ABOUT SOMETHING

      Satire of the “STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US” meme but for Something from Omori.

      STOP POSTING ABOUT SOMETHING
      
      I’M TIRED OF SEEING HER
      
      My friends in Faraway keep telling me jokes and on the Internet it’s F50%ING MEMES
      
      I was at Gino’s, right? And ALL the posters are just about SOMETHING. I watched Ringu with my friends and I said “Hey Ryūji there’s SOMETHING behind you!” HAHA DUN DANANA DU DA DU DA DUUUHH DA DU
      
      I was walking through WHITE SPACE MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS and she CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, LATCHED ONTO MY BACK, AND JUST SAID “Sunny I love you” LIKE A BROKEN RECORD
      
      A BIRD PISSED ON MY CAR WINDOW AND I WENT “Birds in the sky? MORE LIKE PHOTO OF A LIE”
      AAAUUUGGHHH

      Peppy Appreciation

        Dean Herbert aka “peppy” or “ppy”, is the creator of the game osu!.

        This is unironically not meant to be copypasta but I fucking love this man, no bullshit attitude funny as fuck. Every single pic I see with anything to do with this guy is so cursed, with the dry humping and other weird funny interactions. Bless this man I hope he gets the baddest bitches if he doesn’t have one already, genuinely my favorite bald person above Saitama and Dwayne Johnson. I’d honestly feel proud to go bald so l at least share something in common with this man ❤️ 

        RuanMei👩2145 HP❤1188 ATK⚔1084DEF🛡

          Its the K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Ruan Mei from Honkai Star Rail due to how meta she is in every team.

          RuanMei👩2145 HP❤1188 ATK⚔1084DEF🛡104SPEED🏃‍♀️GIVES 68%DMG👊50%BREAK🤸‍♂️EFFICIENCY😎ONLY 1☝️SP TOO✌10%SPEED💨INCREASE📈5🕔ENERGY🔋EVERY TURN↪️20% BREAK 💔 EFFECT 🧪 AT ALL TIMES 🕓ULT 1️⃣3️⃣0️⃣ ENERGY🧙‍♂️ GIVES 25% ALL RES PEN🖋️EXTENDS BREAK⏳ TOO2️⃣ LAST 2 TURNS🔄 

          STOP POSTING ABOUT EMBER HEIRLOOM!

            Parody of the “STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US” meme but changed to Ember heirloom skin on Warframe since everyone is downbad for it.

            STOP POSTING ABOUT EMBER HEIRLOOM! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME EMBERS ASS, ON REDDIT IT'S FUCKING EMBERS ASS! I was in a relay, right? and ALL OF THE WARFRAMES were ember heirloom. I showed my ember fashion to region and colored the energy pink and I said "if you flip it her gyat looks like a peach emoji HAHAHAHA" I fucking looked at a wisp and said "WISP HEIRLOOM WHEN" I was getting ready for bed and when I bent over my boyfriend walked in and said “YOU LOOK JUST LIKE EMBER HEIRLOOM” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG 

            Post that makes Americans get shot by a SWAT team if they read it

              Parody of the Tiananmen Square copypasta but Americanized version.

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