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CEO of United Healthcare

    The CEO 👨🏼‍💼of 🍆UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆has been 💦JERKED OFF TO COMPLETION (if you know what I mean 😏) Please join me in sharing our sincere 🍆COCKDOLANCES 😱for the LONG and HARD 🫦life had by the man 👨 who SUCKED US DRY 👅and MADE US CRY 😭with his 💦ORGASM COVERAGE DENIAL🧎We are all DRIPPING WET 💦and MOIST TO THE TOUCH 👅😩with tears 😢and cum 🍆at this TRADICKTY of a man who’s sole purpose in life was to 🤸BEND US OVER 👅and FUCK THE PUBLIC RAW 👋🍑🍆 Better hope your 💦🫦CUM DOCTOR💦 is in NUTWORK 🕳️so you can meet your😩🍆 DICKDUCTIBLE and get the CARE🙏 you desperately need 🥴👉👌
    ‼️📱CALLING ‼️📱ALL MY DEDUCTIBLE 📄DADDIES 💸🍆 AND PREMIUM⬆️ PRINCESSES 👸 💅💦 THE CEO👨‍💼 OF UNITED HEALTHCARE🏥 JUST EXPIRED ☠️💥 AND WE BOUTTA FILE A CLAIM 🤝ON THIS CAMPY COFFIN ⚰️🪦CUTIE 😵‍💫⚰️✨ SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY COPAY 🤑CUTTHROATS 💉🩸 WHO STAY DENYING✋ 🛑THE SYSTEM AND WORKIN’ 💪THE GAG ORDER 🫦💼💯 TODAY’S THE DAY🙌☀️ WE SNATCH THIS FUNERAL ⚰️‼️FANTASY 👠☠️ AND SERVE IT WITH A SIDE 💁‍♀️OF UNIVERSAL🌎 HEALTHCARE 🇺🇸🍑 🩺NO NETWORK RESTRICTIONS 🚫🖥️, NO PRE-AUTHORIZATION 🛑🔥 SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR NETWORK 🏥NANCIES 📠💕 OR SAY BYE-BYE TO THAT POLICY PAYOUT 💸💔 IF YOU GET 5 BACK, YOU’RE A CERTIFIED CLAIMS QUEEN 👑✨ AND IF YOU GET 10 BACK 🔥🔥 WE ALL GETTING THAT 🫵SINGLE-PAYER PUSS 🔥💯 #ClaimsDenied #SystemApproved

    CAN YOU GUYS NOT READ?!

      The infamous CAN YOU GUYS NOT READ?!I KNOW EEVEE SUCKS ASS. I KNOW ABSOL SUCKS ASS. copypasta

      It came from a post on the Competitive Pokemon subreddit r/stunfisk where OP unironically complained that people are advising him to change his Pokemon species when he specifically told them not to. It didn’t help that his team was simply not viable competitively and he was unwilling to accept criticism.

      Upon further digging, users discovered that OP consumes a lot of Pokemon porn and does erotic roleplay (ERP) of said species in his team composition. This made him an instant meme in the stunfisk community.

      I KNOW EEVEE SUCKS ASS.

I KNOW ABSOL SUCKS ASS.

I KNOW USING THEM PUTS ME AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.

I KNOW REFUSING TO USE RESTRICTED LEGENDARIES PUTS ME AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.

WHEN I MAKE POSTS THAT CLEARLY STATE:
I WILL NOT BE CHANGING THE SPECIES.

AND
I MIGHT CHANGE DRAGAPULT. AND ONLY DRAGAPULT.

THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM NOT WILLING TO TAKE ADVICE AND CRITICISM, JUST BECAUSE I GET PISSED AT PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON THINGS THAT THEY KNOW I KNOW.

I KNOW MY TEAM SUCKS ASS. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO EQUIP THEM WITH TO MAKE THEM SUCK THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ASS.

SAY IT WITH ME NOW:
NATURES
EVS
IVS
MOVES
ABILITIES
HELD ITEMS
OR EVEN JUST THE ROLES THEY SHOULD PLAY
OR STRATEGIES ON HOW TO USE THEM

I WILL ACCEPT ADVICE ON LITERALLY ANYTHING EXCEPT THE SPECIES OF MY TEAM MEMBERS.

IT'S NOT HARD TO WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND.

      Doretta’s head is the ultimate litmus test for whether a dwarf is capable of self-governing

        Created by u/vanilla_disco, its based on the original 4chan classic ‘Shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test‘ but changed to Dorreta from Deep Rock Galactic.

        Doretta's head is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To return Doretta's head is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the head is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return the head. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon Doretta's head. Therefore Doretta's head presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the head, no one will fine you or otherwise punish you for not returning the head. You will gain nothing by returning the head. You must return Doretta's head out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return it because it is the right thing to do - because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

Doretta's head is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. 
        Doretta's head is the ultimate litmus test for whether a dwarf is capable of self-governing. To return Doretta's head is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return Doretta's head is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a dwarf is not able to return the head. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon Doretta's head. Therefore Doretta's head presents itself as the apex example of whether a dwarf will do what is right without being forced to do it.

        Happy Spotify Wrapped

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          GivingTuesday

            HEY 👋 SISTERS 👯‍♀️🌈‼️ Know 🤔 what day 🗓 it is today? 📍 It's the second ✌️ day of the 💼 💅 WERK🌈 week following 🙏🦃 Thanksgiving... ✨️🌈💅IT'S GIVING... TUESDAY💅🌈✨️ Today is all about 💦💵GENEROSITY 🤤🍆‼️ With your charitable 💦💵CUMtributions💦 you can show 👉 your 💵 appreciation 📈 for the 👯‍♀️ DIVAS 👯‍♀️ who are 💅💃SERVING 💅🌈 our community 🌆 and our world 🌎 every day. TODAY is the 🤤BIGGEST🍆‼️ fundraising day of the ❄️ season⛄️ so help the ORG(ie)s 💦 you care about 🌱GROW💦

            I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Robin.

              Robin copypasta from HSR

              Its a variation of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Robin from Honkai Star Rail.

              I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Robin. I try to play Sparkle. My Robin buffs the team more. I try to play Ruan Mei. My Robin is still the BiS support. I want to play Feixiao. Her best team has Robin. I want to play Kafka, Aglaea. They both want Robin. She grabs me by the throat. I sing for her. I cook for her. I give her For Tomorrow’s Journey. She isn’t satisfied. I pull But the Battle isn’t Over. “I don’t need this much ER." she tells me. “Give me 100% ult uptime.” She grabs Sunday and forces him to recite Charmony Dove to enemies. “You just need to funnel me more. I can support your team more with Flowing Nightglow.” I can’t pull for Flowing Nightglow, I don’t have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” She grabs her microphone. She says “Welcome to my world.” There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 100% action advance. What a cruel world.