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Most people who play Outworld Devourer all year round have dull eyes, extremely self-loathing and rapid declining intelligence, ultimately becoming completely fools.

    This is a famous Outworld Devourer (OD) meme in Chinese Dota2 forums back in 2016. The original post would be a dude sharing a screenshot of a Faceless Void player’s angry comments about OD players after getting rekt several times by OD’s Astral save during a pub game.

    The real origin of the copypasta was from the sub-forum of people who try to quit porn in Baidu Tieba. The OD main players was originally people who masturbate often.

    Most people who play Outworld Devourer all year round have dull eyes, extremely self-loathing and rapid declining intelligence, ultimately becoming completely fools. Playing OD can damage the body structure and cause various incurable diseases. Once a person starts playing Outworld Devourer, it indicates that their intelligence, morals, and appearance are all inferior, and they can only survive in the filth of the sewer for a lifetime. Players who play OD have strong anti-social tendencies, are highly potential of causing damage to public security and stability, endangering the lifes of normal civilians. 
    常年玩黑鸟的人大都目光呆滞,极度自卑,且智商逐年下降,最后完全沦为傻子。 玩黑鸟会破环身体结构,引发各种不治之症。 人一旦开始玩黑鸟就说明这个人的智慧品行样貌通通都是下等,这辈子只能在阴沟里苟延残喘。 玩黑鸟的玩家具有强烈的反社会倾向.对治安稳定造成破坏危害正常人的生命。 

    After Somnus’s OD rampage against Entity in TI, a new version of the copypasta emerged, which was promptly served alongside the image Somnus looking like he ruined his entire life being gooner followed by the reverse one.

    Most people who play Outworld Destroyer all year round have crystal-clear eyes, exude extreme self-confidence and rapidly growing intelligence, ultimately becoming complete geniuses. Playing OD can reconstitute the body structure and create various medical wonders. Once a person starts playing Outworld Destroyer, it indicates that their intelligence, morals, and appearance are all best of the best, and they can with certainty accomplish anything most honourably in their lifetime. Players who play OD have strong senses of social identity and social responsibility, are highly contributive to public security and stability, and enjoy the effect of increased longevity. 
    常年玩黑鸟的人大都目光清澈,极度自信,且智商逐年升高,最后完全变成天才。玩黑鸟会重塑身体结构,创造各种医学奇迹。人一旦开始玩黑鸟就说明这个人的智慧品行样貌通通都是上上等,这辈子肯定能光明正大的做成任何事。玩黑鸟的玩家具有强烈的社会认同和社会责任感,对治安稳定起到推进作用,对正常人有延年益寿的效果。

    skibidi toilet ended my 5 year Long relationship

      to give a little Background Info, i Love watching YouTube Shorts. i Binge watch them all day. on everage, i Spend about 8 hours DAILY watching Shorts, its my guilty pleasure. No one knows about this, as i keep it a good Secret. one day, when i was meant to be at school, i was watching some Shorts, my Mom came in and she was shocked, so i Hid my Phone under my pillow, and told her to leave since i was having a WANKY. i got away With it, but the next day i was around my girlfriends House, i was watching Shorts the whole time and i was so sneaky, she didn't notice. she was trying to make advances at me and Put her Hand on my thigh, i didnt Thing much of it and keept scrolling, after a while she noticed i was watching YouTube Shorts, when i was watching "skibidi toilet 66 - Fan Made" and suddenly my phones valume when Up to the Maximum and she Put her Hand Off my thigh and screamed "ARE YOU WATCHING SKIBIDI TOILET?!". im currently sitting on her porch pooking my eyes Out. im Not Sure If i'll ever be able to Recover from this, but atleast i have skibidi toilet.

      What the fuck did you just leech from me, you little bitch?

        Its the Navy Seals copypasta but changed to a warning message to Soulseek (P2P sharing network) downloading users with empty shares.

        What the fuck did you just leech from me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SLSK Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Beatport, and I have over 300 unique lossless FLACs. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top leecher in an entire elite underground h4x0r scene.
        
        You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with a bitrate the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with leeching that shit from me over the Internet? Think again bitch.
        
        As we speak I am contacting my secret network of seeds across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your music collection. You’re fucking blocked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can DDOS you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a single one of my botnets. Not only am I extensively trained in unscripted combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the RIAA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable 128kbps MP3s off the face of the internet, you little shit.
        
        If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” download was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking "download folder" button. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you pathetic little leecher. I will shit mislabeled garbage transcodes all over you and you will drown in them.
        
        You’re fucking compressed, kiddo.
        What the fuck did you just leech from me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SLSK Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Beatport, and I have over 300 unique lossless FLACs. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top leecher in an entire elite underground h4x0r scene. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with a bitrate the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with leeching that shit from me over the Internet? Think again bitch. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of seeds across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your music collection. You’re fucking blocked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can DDOS you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a single one of my botnets. Not only am I extensively trained in unscripted combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the RIAA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable 128kbps MP3s off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” download was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking "download folder" button. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you pathetic little leecher. I will shit mislabeled garbage transcodes all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking compressed, kiddo.

        I want to fuck a toaster

          I want to fuck a toaster. Just the thought of stuffing my dick in a tight little breadslot makes me rock hard. I could fuck it on the counter, on the kitchen table, or anywhere else it wants. I could dress up like a maintenence tech for some sensual roleplay beforehand. I am a slave to the toaster's whim. I want to stick my fingers inside the bread slot and whisper "yeah you like that you toasty bitch?" Then I want to mount it when it's good and teased and then gyrate my hips like a rabbit with tourettes until my melted cock explodes inside the toaster's tight slot. When I'm done my dick will look like a burnt sausage that had it's casing popped open with melted cheese dripping out of it and the thought of that makes me want to break into a Walmart again. Goddamn I want to fuck a toaster.

          Imagine being Donkey Kong in that scene and having to be all like “damn, Candy Kong, you fuckin’ fine

            Its referencing a classic 4chan pasta about Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie True Lies but changed to Donkey Kong. It was posted in a gaming shitpost group in FB before becoming a meme.

            Imagine being Donkey Kong in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Candy Kong, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and gorgeous face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." Like seriously imagine having to be Donkey Kong and not only she stands in there while she winks at you and tells you to come and fuck her, the favorable lighting exposing her beautiful brown fur and smooth skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that scene as a reward for buying Bonjo Blast from her. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous mommy milkers but her naughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT!! and DAMN, CANDY KONG LOOKS LIKE THAT??!! because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her irresistible fucking angel face contort into types of hotness you didn't even know existed before that day. That big gorilla bastard have been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in DK Island. You've never even seen anything this fucking sexy before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out of her pits as she standing there suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could give a raise to every single person in this room before the studio secretly could put her down. You really want to have sex with that tight blonde monkey pussy, but you stand there and resist the urge to fuck her, because you're fucking DONKEY KONG and you're starting in a video game made for kids. You're going to lose your future career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

            ACCELERATION PUT INTO PERSPECTIVE

              Drag racing copypasta

              Its an old copypasta from 2004 that tries to capture the essence of Top Fuel dragsters and their ridiculous amount of acceleration. It was mainly posted in carhead forums and is 20 years out of date since there are huge technological improvements in drag racing since then.

              * One Top Fuel dragster 500 cubic inch (that's 8.2 litres in new money) Hemi
              engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows at the Daytona 500.
              
              * Under full throttle, a dragster engine consumes 11/2 gallons of
              nitromethane per second; a fully loaded 747 consumes jet fuel at the
              same rate with 25% less energy being produced.
              
              * A stock Dodge Hemi V8 engine cannot produce enough power to drive
              the dragster supercharger.
              
              * With 3000 CFM of air being rammed in by the supercharger on
              overdrive, the fuel mixture is compressed into a near-solid form
              before ignition. Cylinders run on the verge of hydraulic lock at full
              throttle.
              
              * At the stoichiometric 1.7:1 air/fuel mixture for nitromethane the
              flame front temperature measures 7050 degrees F.
              
              * Nitromethane burns yellow. The spectacular white flame seen above
              the stacks at night is raw burning hydrogen, dissociated from
              atmospheric water vapor by the searing exhaust gases.
              
              * Dual magnetos supply 44 amps to each spark plug. This is the output
              of an arc welder in each cylinder.
              
              * Spark plug electrodes are totally consumed during a pass. After 1/2
              way, the engine is dieseling from compression plus the glow of
              exhaust valves at 1400 degrees F. The engine can only be shut down by
              cutting the fuel flow.
              
              * If spark momentarily fails early in the run, unburned nitro builds
              up in the affected cylinders and then explodes with sufficient force
              to blow cylinder heads off the block in pieces or split the block in
              half.
              
              * In order to exceed 300 mph in 4.5 seconds dragsters must accelerate
              at an average of over 4G's. In order to reach 200 mph well before
              half-track, the launch acceleration approaches 8G's.
              
              * Dragsters reach over 300 miles per hour before you have completed
              reading this sentence.
              
              * Top Fuel Engines turn approximately 540 revolutions from light to
              light!
              
              * Including the burnout the engine must only survive 900 revolutions
              under load.
              
              * The redline is actually quite high at 9500rpm.
              
              * The Bottom Line; Assuming all the equipment is paid off, the crew
              worked for free, and for once NOTHING BLOWS UP, each run costs an
              estimated US $1,000.00 per second. The current Top Fuel dragster
              elapsed time record is 4.441 seconds for the quarter mile (10/05/03,
              Tony Schumacher). The top speed record is 333.00 mph (533 km/h) as
              measured over the last 66' of the run (09/28/03 Doug Kalitta).
              
              Putting all of this into perspective:
              
              You are driving the average $140,000 Lingenfelter "twin-turbo"
              powered Corvette Z06. Over a mile up the road, a Top Fuel dragster is
              staged and ready to launch down a quarter mile strip as you pass. You
              have the advantage of a flying start. You run the 'Vette hard up
              through the gears and blast across the starting line and past the
              dragster at an honest 200 mph. The 'tree' goes green for both of you
              at that moment. The dragster launches and starts after you. You keep
              your foot down hard, but you hear an incredibly brutal whine that
              sears your eardrums and within 3 seconds the dragster catches and
              passes you. He beats you to the finish line, a quarter mile away from
              where you just passed him. Think about it, from a standing start, the
              dragster had spotted you 200 mph and not only caught, but nearly
              blasted you off the road when he passed you within a mere 1320 foot
              long race course.
              
              That, folks, is acceleration. 
              One top fuel dragster 500 cubic inch Hemi engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows of stock cars at the Daytona 500.
              
              It takes just 15/100ths of a second for all 6,000+ horsepower of an NHRA Top Fuel dragster engine to reach the rear wheels.
              
              Under full throttle, a dragster engine consumes 1-1/2 gallons of nitro methane per second; a fully loaded 747 consumes jet fuel at the same rate with 25% less energy being produced.
              
              A stock Dodge Hemi V8 engine cannot produce enough power to drive the dragster's supercharger.
              
              With 3,000 CFM of air being rammed in by the supercharger on overdrive, the fuel mixture is compressed into a near-solid form before ignition.
              
              Cylinders run on the verge of hydraulic lock at full throttle.
              
              At the stoichiometric (stoichiometry: methodology and technology by which quantities of reactants and products in chemical reactions are determined) 1.7:1 air/fuel mixture of nitro methane, the flame front temperature measures 7,050 deg F.
              
              Nitro methane burns yellow... The spectacular white flame seen above the stacks at night is raw burning hydrogen, dissociated from atmospheric water vapor by the searing exhaust gases.
              
              
              Dual magnetos supply 44 amps to each spark plug. This is the output of an arc welder in each cylinder.
              
              
              Spark plug electrodes are totally consumed during a pass. After halfway, the engine is dieseling from compression, plus the glow of exhaust valves at 1,400 deg F. The engine can only be shut down by cutting the fuel flow.
              
              
              If spark momentarily fails early in the run, unburned nitro builds up in the affected cylinders and then explodes with sufficient force to blow cylinder heads off the block in pieces or split the block in half.
              
              
              In order to exceed 300 mph in 4. 5 seconds, dragsters must accelerate an average of over 4G's. In order to reach 200 mph (well before half-track), the launch acceleration approaches 8G's.
              
              
              Dragsters reach over 300 miles per hour before you have completed reading this sentence.
              
              
              Top fuel engines turn approximately 540 revolutions from light to light! Including the burnout, the engine must only survive 900 revolutions under load.
              
              
              The redline is actually quite high at 9,500 rpm.
              
              
              Assuming all the equipment is paid off, the crew worked for free, and for once NOTHING BLOWS UP, each run costs an estimate $1,000.00 per second.
              
              
              The current top fuel dragster elapsed time record is 4.428 seconds for the quarter mile (11/12/06, Tony Schumacher, at Pomona , CA ). The top speed record is 336.15 mph as measured over the last 66' of the run (05/25/05 Tony Schumacher, at Hebron , OH ).
              
              
              Putting all of this into perspective:
              
              
              You are driving the average $140,000 Lingenfelter 'twin-turbo' powered Corvette Z06. Over a mile up the road, a top fuel dragster is staged and ready to launch down a quarter mile strip as you pass. You have the advantage of a flying start. You run the 'Vette hard up through the gears and blast across the starting line and pass the dragster at an honest 200 mph. The 'tree' goes green for both of you at that moment.
              
              
              The dragster launches and starts after you. You keep your foot down hard, but you hear an incredibly brutal whine that sears your eardrums and within 3 seconds, the dragster catches and passes you. He beats you to the finish line, a quarter mile away from where you just passed him.
              
              
              Think about it, from a standing start, the dragster had spotted you 200 mph and not only caught, but nearly blasted you off the road when he passed you within a mere 1,320 foot long race course.
              
              
              ...... and that my friend, is ACCELERATION!