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Dark Souls ruined my life.

    Dark Souls copypasta
    Dark Souls ruined my life. There were some thugs who tried to rob me the other day. I immediately roared and tried to replicate Manus' five hit combo. They laughed and kicked the shit out of me. When I was shopping, I found a cool greatcoat and tried to look its item description. It was a bit heavy, "I wish I had Havel's Ring." I said to myself. I asked the shop assistant how much souls is it. She yelled at me, I didnt understand why for a second. My mom says she is worried about me, I replied her how cool it is to use ultra greatswords. She doesnt get me. I started to roll when I saw a dog in the park, thinking it was Sif. I also feel discomfort about there are not enough blacksmiths in my area to forge my armor. Dark Souls ruined my life.

    Always remember that everything a niji says is about suspension.

      Nijisanji suspension copypasta
      Always remember that everything a niji says is about suspension. If they are going on vacation, it's a suspension. If she's taking a break, she got suspended. If she seems happy, it means she managed to avoid the stealth suspension this week. If she is sad, it means she's going to get suspended next week. If a Niji is going to the toilet, she's actually going to suck off her manager to avoid getting suspended. If she went on a date with another Niji, they actually got suspended together. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, it's because she got distracted by a message from her manager that she's suspended. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she got suspended. Did she oversleep a stream? Micro suspension. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's currently suspended, but is rebelling against management.The only possible reason for a niji to take a break is because she's suspended. Whenever a niji talks about her family, she's actually developing a cover story about her suspension. That health break she took for surgery? Suspended. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for suspension
>Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for staving off suspension for the day
>Im tired this week = I'm going to get suspended this week
>Im planning a collab = They are planning on suspending me
>Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = Oh Manager-san is behind me looking like he's considering suspension
>Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks management they didn't suspend me today
It all revolves around suspension. All nijis , every single one, worry about suspension every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of fear of suspension. All nijis read these threads and they're here right now. All while having being suspended. They keep having technical difficulties because they keep getting suspended, it fries electronics in their room. Every yab moment is because they can't take their minds off the fear of being suspended long enough to think straight

      i was walking from the store with my groceries when i suddenly bumped into Frank Supercell

        Frank Supercell
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        So i was walking from the store with my groceries when i suddenly bumped into Frank Supercell. I said that i recognized him and knew who he is, when suddenly frank grabbed me by my shoulders and asked if i bought this season’s brawl pass, i said no. After that he suddenly punched me in the gut, took my groceries and ran away. Is there anything i can do? Should i contact supercell support?

        Veterans Day

          Happy Veterans Day🗽💯! It's time To 🎈CELEBRATE 🎉the troops today so their helmets ⛑ shouldn't be all that is hard🍆😋! Remember 🧠🤔 their sacrifice so that we can be the sexy 😜cumqueens 💦👸💁‍♀️that we are today. Let freedom 🇺🇸 ring because it's time 🕙 to let a vet SEMPER FI-nish 🍆💦all over your smooth little belly. Don't forget to serve 💪✋🏼your CUNTry today! 💯Send this to 🔟 little SLUTS ready to give cervix to America. 🇺🇸If you get 5️⃣ back you're promoted to Genital. 🍆🍑
          i hope ur standing🕴🕴 🥖🥖at attention 😳😳because it’s VETERANS DAY🇺🇸💂👮🇺🇸—like memorial day but for people who have been veteRAN THROUGH🚂🤪😏🍆🍆, so give a FIVE FINGER SALUTE ✊↔️✊ and RESPECT THOSE TROOPS 🤤👅! remember that some gave all 😢⚰️but ALL GAVE CUM 🥳💦in the FIGHT 💪💪 for our right to FUCK everything that is TIGHT🍑🍆🍑🍆 so SUCK🍭🍭 daddy's little PANTS SOLDIER to show your SUPPORT👉👌 or let him COCK😏 it in your PORT 🚢⛵send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ hotties 🥵🥵 you want to SEMPER FI-nish all over u 💦💦👁👄👁.If u get 0️⃣ back its BACK TO THE TRENCHES for u! If u get 5️⃣ back ur CENTRAL POWERS could use some work🥶🥶!!! If u get 🔟 back i'm SHELL SHOCKED 😱💣💥💣😱 ur the BOMB!! 💋👅💦💦🔫🔫 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦 💦IN UR FOX🦊🦊🦊HOLE TONIGHT!!!!
          HEY 👋 ALL YOU 🫵 DIRTY 😏PRIVATES 🪖🎖️ YOU’VE JUST BEEN SHAFT-ED 📝INTO WORLD 🌎 WHORE 🫦 ONE 1️⃣ ‼️‼️ERECT ☝️ YOUR FLAG 🇺🇸 AND STAND 🧍‍♂️ YOUR LITTLE SOLDIER 💂‍♀️ TO ATTENTION 🫡 SERGEANT 🎖️SEMEN 💦AND ADMIRAL 👮‍♀️ ANAL 🍑 WANT YOU TO STAND FOR THE FAG 🏳️‍🌈AND KNEEL 🧎‍♂️TO SUCK DICK 😗🍆COLONEL 🎖️ CUM 💦💦 WANTS TO HIDE 🙈 HIS ARMY MEN 🪖👬IN ⬇️ YOUR FOXHOLE 🕳️‼️HOPE 🙏 YOU DON’T GET TRENCHDICK 🧥🍆 FROM HIS 💦 SOPPING WET 💦 PUSSY 🐱 SEND THIS 👇 TO 69 ♋️ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST😏🫦 SOLDIERS 🫡‼️ IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK 📩, YOU ARE A VAGINA ✂️VETERAN 👩‍🦽‼️ IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 📨, YOUR DICK 🍆 TOO ✌️BOMB 💣💥‼️‼️IF YOU GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK 💌THE AIR WHORES💥✈️💥 WILL STRIKE 🪧 THEIR DICK 🍆 DRONES 🛩️ ONTO YOUR GI-SPOT 🪖😩 IN THE NAME 🙏 OF THIS CUNT-TRY 😽💁‍♀️ ‼️‼️IF YOU GET 0 BACK📥😭, YOU’VE GOT PTSD 😰: PUSSY 🐈 TASTE 👅STANK 🤢DISEASE 😷
          You call it a cummy 😝 I call it fun I can't stop a cadet daddie ❤️❤️❤️ from poking my buns 🍔 I'm too squishy no cummies for you ⊙﹏⊙ 😭 just kidding you get one or maybe two 😎👀💦💦💦 Who knows 😈 maybe three , maybe four, once I feel a cummy I just want more ✔! I'm Oprah 😝 on her show, I'm 🅱lack and loud ✊ and I want to make every veteran daddy proud 󾓦, thinking of troops and their willies hard as rock , they all make me squishy like their famous soldier cock 🌋! 😉🐳 send this to the troops 💣 who made us their princess of squish, get five back you're a real cumqueen bish 🍆🍆🍚 six, seven, eight or nine? Well somebody's been having a squishy time 😏😇😜 ten is great but don't stay up late, a cum queen needs rest to regenerate 😤😤😤😑
          fuck veterans lmao

gamers have fought in

-ww1 🔫

-ww2 🔫

-space 🚀👾

-crusades ✝️⚔️

-post apocalypse ☢️😷

-animes 🇯🇵💢

-gamergate (never forget) 🎮🛡️

so dont talk to me about ur injuries from "afganeestan" 😂😂

          GEGAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO

            Script of Lankbox's GEGAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO video
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            HELP! GEGAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO trapped us in their GEGAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO prison in ROBLOX!! Thats right! We are trapped in this GEGAGEDI ROBLOX game and have to find a way to escape! We had a blast playing this game and then even revealed some CRAZY GEGAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO secrets! YAAHOOOOOO!!! Aha! You're riding on it! GEGAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO! Oh no its the nugget GEGAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO OH (hahaha) OOH! And we sang the GEGAGEDI song over and over in this video! You don't want to miss it!! Can we escape the GEGAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO prison and transform into the GEGAGEDIGEDAGEDAYO meme in this video?!?! LETS GO!!!

            E = mc^2 + AI

              From a tweet that shows the circlejerking on LinkedIn that hypes up whatever is trending. Presumably the initial comment is from a bot or ChatGPT. 

              After countless sleepless nights I can finally say I have perfected an equation that has the potential to significantly impact the future:

E = mc^2 + AI

This equation combines Einstein’s famous equation E=mc^2, which relates energy (E) to mass (m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of AI (Artificial Intelligence). By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes the increasing role of artificial intelligence in shaping and transforming our future. My equation highlights the potential for AI to unlock new forms of energy, enhance scientific discoveries, and revolutionize various fields such as healthcare, transportation, and technology.
              I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future:

E = mc2 + AI

this equation combines Einstein's famous equation E=mc2, which relates energy (E) to mass (m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of AI(Artificial Intelligence). By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes the increasing role of artificial intelligence in shaping and transforming our future. This equation highlights the potential for AI to unlock new forms of energy, enhance scientific discoveries, and revolutionize various fields such as healthcare, transportation, and technology.

              NFT version

              I’ve got a better one:

E = mc2 + NFTs

Its a useless equation, but by including NFTs we can scam dumb crypto bros to make money.