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How to deal with unsportsmanlike player at chess club?

    Its from a deleted post on r/chess asking for advice on dealing with a a chess club member who is unsportsmanlike and weird to others. The post instantly became a meme and was circlejerk within the chess community.

    Theres a very unsportsmanlike player at our club who constantly taunts and belittles everyone else. Whenver you make a mistake he yells out "blunder!" or "inaccuracy!" ... "better move was..." and then says the engine move or what he thinks the engine move is. He also says what he thinks the engine +- is. He plays the kings gambit as much as he can and knows like 30 moves deep into every variation. If you respond something other than e5 to 1.e4 he just laughs and calls you a patzer.
    
    He's also OBSESSED with Hikaru Nakamura. He talks about him all the time and shows everyone a picture of him with Hikaru (Its really blurry so its hard to tell if its even him). He's constantly talking about him as if he's a close friend even though he only (maybe?) met him one time. Its bordering on creepy and makes everyone uncomfortable. He calls him "Hikaru-San" which I think is part of his obsession with Japanese culture. He also brings japanese noodles/Ramen to the club every day and will spend like 5-10 minute eating them during his turn just to taunt you. Meanwhile he will be mumbling words in japanese.
    
    We tried approaching about his conduct but he just did some weird anime villain laugh, yelled something in Japanese, then ran off to challenge another person to a blitz match. We obviously don't want to tell him not to come but it feels like his presence is deterring new people from joining and its also exhuasting.

    How to deal with a sportsmanlike player at my club.

    How to deal with a sportsmanlike player at my club.
    byu/johnnyfuckinghobo inAnarchyChess
    There is this very sportsmanlike player at my club who always praises and encourages everyone. Whenever someone makes a decent move he always yells out "brilliancy!!" Or "that was way better than my idea...." And then says you must have spotted the top engine move. He also tells everyone how they must have the biggest pipi in the room, plus or minus. He only plays the bongcloud and if you respond with anything other than e4 to 1.e5 he says you're very creative and asks if you'll teach him the line.
    
    He's also OBSESSED with Eric Rosen and shows everyone a picture of him with Eric (it's really blurry but it just makes him really happy to share it). He's constantly talking about him, but everyone is cool about it because he backs off if you ask him politely. The only time it gets a little creepy is when he refers to him as "Daddy Rosen". But everyone looks past that because he always shows up with donuts and snacks to share. He distributes them during his opponent's time even though he could be calculating at the board.
    
    We tried approaching him about his conduct and had a real down to earth conversation about the "Daddy Rosen" thing and he quoted Marcus Aurelius and said that he'll exercise more self control. We really love it when this guy comes to the club but we're all too shy to say anything. We're just worried that the club is going to get too popular if he keeps bringing free donuts for everyone.

    Is this subreddit some kind of hate machine ?

      Is this subreddit some kind of hate machine ? (Rant)
      byu/Darkpoulay inAceAttorney
      I'm the type of guy who enjoys series as a whole. Before I came here, I didn't know JFA, AJ and DD were supposed to be bad, and oh man am I constantly remembered about it. I think you guys clearly lack a vast amount of suspension of disbelief. This part of the game is wacky ? This part of the plot relies on a lucky event ? This vilain isn't the most perfect vilain ever made and is just someone who killed someone ? Wow, BIG FUCKING DEAL.
      
      If you're willing to play a super serious game, go read Agatha Christie or something. If you don't accept that some event could not happen without a fair amount of luck, and if you only accept murder plans that would work in absolutely 100% of situations, then crime plots would be extremely bland and limited. The culprit made an error that is not found out until later in the investigation ? Man, who could have thought that the police isn't omniscient.
      
      And finally, about the vilains... I think you guys just picked the wrong series. Personally, and it is also what my AA fan friends think, I believe that you can't seriously be into this game to have 100% perfect murder writing, so great that it would work perfectly in real life. I play this game for his unique characters, wacky and over the top murder plots, humoristic moments, etc. And I believe someone who doesn't accept that Ace Attorney IS about those things should just stop playing. You hated AJ and DD ? I think it's time to stop buying the games before you get in another rage fit when AA6 comes out, buddy.
      
      Anyway, what I mean is, it's fine if you don't like some games, but sometimes by coming here I seriously think that some of you don't even like 1/3 of the series. Why the FUCK are you here in a fan community if you can't even enjoy the games ? You guys should just move to another. Then again, my rant is not about saying "if you don't like it, get out", that's not what I'm saying at all. I don't like some part of the games myself, and people out here probably dislike even more. My rant is about the fact that you can't accept what Ace Attorney is actually about, or what it is becoming. Seriously, I could point out stupid shit that happened in your favorite cases and you wouldn't even realize how stupid it is because you still liked it.
      
      So, please stop hating everything that you can't accept.

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✔✔if i do vote so my self 🆙 I vote so 🆙 thats what im talking about front page front page (chorus: ᶠʳᵒᶰᵗ ᵖᵃᵍᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🆙 🔝🔝🔝 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔝 🔝🔝 🔝 🆙 🔝 👀 👀 👀 🔝🔝 Up vote

        Bungalow

          i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word "bungalow" as often as possible and every time he needed to say "house" or "home" he swapped it for "bungalow" and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.
          
          so everyone in the class started using it too like saying "I brought my lunch from the bungalow today" or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.
          
          it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say "the White House" so of course we would say "the White Bungalow" and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out "No, ms! Please don't call home!"
          
          and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher
          
          and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said
          
          "call bungalow instead."
          
          and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

          I Used To Have This Webkinz

            Its from a deleted Tweet by @frindle_babbin of his Webkinz that he would pour milk on and suck it back out. The Tweet became a meme and people would often repost the same Tweet but with their own plushie or toy.

            I used to have this webkinz that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭I used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
            My brother saw me suck milk out of it once and I got sad when he made fun of me and i didn’t pour milk on it for a week, and it got rock hard and smelly and my mom had to throw it away
            IT WAS SO FRICKING HEAVY I brought it to school one time and my backpack was soaked and I made my friends hold him and they were upset

            Hannah Montana pillow

            i used to have this hannah montana pillow that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud