My favorite part of being a BYU fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent football and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this BYU team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificent team that gives me no stress at all. 
Originated from a Reddit comment reacting to a clip of Karl-Anthony Towns saying Timberwolves president Tim Connelly pulled up to his house, with his three friends and dad there, to inform him he had been traded.
But they left out the details like "did donuts in KATs front yard" and started shouting "good luck selling this place with a fucked up lawn KAT"
To which a befuddled KAT said "why would I sell this place"
Followed by TC shouting "cause we just traded your ass" and started his fiving his rich friends and spraying one another with 40s of Hamme Cream Ale while "Gary's Got a Boner" by the Replacements blasts from the car stereo
Hi did you go to school
Hi, my name is Annabelle. Once you have started reading this u can't stop. If you do you will have bad luck for a whole year
As I was saying my Annabelle and I'm 4 years old and i I'm a doll
If you don't send this letter to 15 people, I'll come into ur house at 3AM and I'll stare at u while u sleep and kill if u wake up
Don't believe me?
Lily Johnson got this chain too and she only sent it to 5 people, not good lily. So at 3AM I was in her room and I killed her at 3:30AM ha ha Lily don't mess with Annabelle
Jason Spencer got this chain too and he only sent it to 7 people, not good enough Jason , so at 3AM I was in his wardrobe and I scared him to death when he woke up to get dressed ha ha Jason don't EVER mess with Annabelle
Lizzie Clandon got this chain too and she only sent it to 10 people, not good at all. So at 3AM I went into her room and touched her feet while she was sleeping and rushed into her parents room saying that she had a bad dream so her Dad slept it her room and the next day she didn't see her Dad in his bed all she could see is blood, Lizzie screamed and passed out and those two where never to be seen again... they say that Lizzie and her dad are ghost and there looking for little children to kill so be careful...
Wendy Kieth did the right she sent it to 20 people and she got something that she really wanted, a baby Sister called Lucy.
So they are the 4 cases and remember.
1~5 you will be killed 5~7 you will scared to death 7~10 you will feel touching ur feet at 3AM sharp 15 or more u are safe I will have good luck till the day u die
So what's it gonna be?....
Your time starts................
NOW, quick!, Hurry! U have 24 hours to send it to 15 people
The Slap hitter meme presumably came from a comment in a game thread by a Phillies fan.
I’ll get downvoted to hell but Freddie freeman is overrated as hell. Dude is basically a slap hitter and doesn’t do shit to help win ballgames. He can sure joke around with the runner on first tho.
Started as a joke on Reddit after Medvedev loss to Sinner during the Six Kings Slam and there were a few times where he tried smashing his racquet to no avail.
The racquets they currently make favour players like Alcaraz and Sinner when it comes to breaking them. Medvedev has a distinct disadvantage at breaking these racquets because of his body type. They even did medical tests on his muscles to see if he had room for improvement in power and explosiveness when trying to break a racquet, but it's not possible. 
Started as a joke on Reddit, the initial comment has become a copypasta among train enthusiasts and often appears in posts involving train accident with other vehicle.
Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.
I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.
Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!
Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?
A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.