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ZywOo is not the problem.

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    ZywOo is not the problem. 

people keep saying ZywOo is the problem but no one is talking about the real reason. the air quality in cologne and malta is literally unplayable. ZywOo is used to french countryside fresh air, then you drop him in malta hotel room with mold in the walls and dust in the vents, ofc he is only dropping 1.1 rating.

cologne was even worse, air quality was red all week, 40+ AQI when they faced MOUZ. ZywOo probably breathing toxic gas while torzsi and Spinx is used to factory smoke since birth. there is no way you can expect a pro to play 100% in those conditions.

eastern cs fans don’t understand this, they think zywoo forgot how to shoot, when in reality he was nerfed by poor environment. make senzu play in paris traffic pollution and see what happens.

    Gentlemen, a short view back to the past

      Its a question from one of the reporters during the 2014 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix which became a meme in F1 due to how incredibly drawn-out it was.

      Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers? 
      Gentlemen 🧑👨👱🧔👴, a short view ☀️😎 back to the past. Thirty years 3️⃣0️⃣ ago, Niki Lauda 🇦🇹👴🏁🏎️3️⃣🏆 told us: “Take a trained monkey 🍌🐒, place him into the cockpit 💺☸️ and he is able to drive the car 🏎️🏎️🏎️.” Thirty years 3️⃣0️⃣ later, Sebastian 🇩🇪👱🏁🏎️4️⃣🏆 told us: “I had to start 🔑 my car 🏎️ like a computer 🖥️💻⌨️🖱️🖨️💽💾💿📀. It’s very complicated ❓🤔❓.” And Nico Rosberg 🇩🇪👱🏁🏎️1️⃣🏆 said, err, he pressed during the race 🏁🏎️, I don’t remember 😕 what race 🏁🏎️, the wrong ✖️ button 🔘😱 on the wheel ☸️. Question ❓❔❓❔ for you two 👱👨 both. Is Formula 1 1️⃣🏆🍾 driving today too complicated 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️ with 20 2️⃣0️⃣ and more ➕ buttons 🔘🔘🔘 on the wheel ☸️, are you too much under effort 😰😥😰😥, under pressure 🏋️🏋️‍♀️? What are your wishes 🙏🙌🙏 for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race 🏁🏎️? Less ➖ buttons 🔘, more? Or less ➖ and more ➕communication with your engineers. 🏎️📣🗣️💬🗯️📈📉📊📋➡️👩‍💻👨‍💻👩‍💻👨‍💻🛠️🔧

      wow japanese fans are vocal about the new chapter and they are not happy

        Its a meme from 4chan circlejerking how much fans dislike the final chapter of Attack on Titan and are petitioning for a rewrite. 

        wow japanese fans are vocal about the new chapter and they are not happy. Theyre discontented with the way everyone revived like naruto and the whole monging. I guess they were holding out hope for a good writing route. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the chapter changed. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.

        Honkai Star Rail

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        inStarRailStation
        wow chinese fans are vocal about the new patch and they are not happy. Theyre discontented with the way everyone glazed the tb like wuthering waves and the making everything tailord to castorice. I guess they were holding out hope for a good writing/balance patch. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the patch changed. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.

        I can’t believe this pathetic worm used to be my friend.

          Ethan (h3h3) has another crashout on IG stories on iDubbbz and made this rant.

          I can't believe this pathetic worm used to be my friend. He came to my house dozens of times, always warmly welcomed. Now he turncoats, makes the most inflammatory hit piece w the most toxic freaks online. He says he QUIT creator clash so he could talk shit to me. He said that more parts were coming. Then, after a short while of me defending myself, this pathetic bitch boy and his Lady Macbeth succubus wife, want to be left alone. They want to act like they are the victims of some bullying campaign after recruiting all of my enemies and Fortnite dancing (lol) while telling me to wake up and flipping off the camera. Well I'm up, bitch. Now YOU want to go to sleep? What's wrong, you sleepy bitch? Don't worry I'll tuck you in. "Go to sleep, lan! It's time to go to sleep!" Also you shit your pants and your breath is retched.

          I had a friend who had never cracked his knuckles

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            Kinda off topic but when I was around 17 I had a friend who had never cracked his knuckles. I’ve cracked mine for as long as I can remember. But he let me ball his hand into a fist, push my palm against the part between his knuckles and first joint across his fist. It was so loud, so satisfying, virgin knuckles cracked so loud it literally echoed in the room. He didn’t like it and never let me do it again, but I still remember, Jeremy. The feeling of your hand basically exploding in my palm is a feeling I’ll remember forever.

            Already lost my job due to BF6..

              Battlefield 6 copypasta
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              I’ve been working as a security guard at my local mall for 7 years. Since the beta came out all I’ve been thinking about is BF6. Played pretty much non stop, called off work for 4 days straight (not a big deal Jerry does it all the time). My first day back was today, and of course all I’ve been thinking about is BF6. In the midst of my fantasizing about battlefield (almost) coming back to its core, I was rudely interrupted by a radio call of an old man who passed out in JC Penny. Without hesitation, I ran tactically through the mall, clearing corners and combat sliding through doorways. I made it to the old man and immediately held X to drag and revive him. I dragged him a few feet and pulled an emergency EpiPen out of my cargo pocket, stabbing him in the stomach. I felt like an absolute hero, like all my training this past weekend had paid off. When the paramedics and police showed up I patiently awaited my commendation medal, and was advised that I had actually killed the old man. I simply replied “sounds like a skill issue.”

I’m now not only unemployed but being charged with attempted murder. I’m currently in jail with a $500,000 bond, but I quickly figured out how to kiester my phone. Hoping BF6 comes out on mobile so I can still play.

Anyone else going through something similar?