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POV: You just said “lol”

    Did you just said Lol?
    “Lol”? Okay, and? Smh. You’re just another simple-minded parasite adding nothing of value to the discussion. It absolutely boggles my mind that someone could respond with something so basic and meaningless. A kind stranger thoughtfully came up with a creative comment to lighten the mood, and your response is a three letter acronym to express your “laughter.” How about you spend even just a couple of minutes out of your 24 hour day to come up with something a tad bit more meaningful? Is this the kind of lazy mindset that you implement in your daily life? This “I don’t feel like doing it” or “this is good enough” type of mindset? Society would be thriving if people like you didn’t have such a negative outlook on life. And sorry to break it to you, but people who think like you often don’t make it too far. Given your lack of intellect based on your brainless comment, you probably spend your days furiously spamming left wing propaganda on innocent dog pictures. Did I hit a little too close to home? Don’t worry, you’re no different from any other bot that responds to an innovative remark with “lol.” And if you really think those three letters you sent have any form of value, then maybe you should just leave. And don’t come back until you’ve apologized. And not to me; to everyone. For your horrific lack of effort, your disgusting display of your lazy attitude, and for your pathetic representation of a functional member of society.

    KYS request DENIED

      KYS copypasta
      Hello, I have been informed that you requested that I kill myself. Sorry but I do not take assassination contracts on myself, it would be a conflict of interest and would be unprofessional. If our interests become mutual in the future I will consider your request, I will let you know.

      IS THAT A SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN REFERENCE?!

        ‼️HOLY @#$%ING @#$%‼️ IS THAT A MOTHER@#$%ING SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN REFERENCE?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN IS THE BEST @#$%ING ANIME🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯LEVI IS SO BAD4SS😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYY‼️ POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔OH YOU’RE APPROACHING ME❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓BUT IT WAS ME, ZEKE‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

        You just never quit, do you?

          Destiny the game copypasta
          Whether we wanted it or not, we’ve stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars
          You just never quit, do you? Took out Ghaul. Woke up the Traveler. And now half of what i hear in the streets is how much you and your clan are making a difference. And that's why i started this whole clan thing in the first place. People are still waiting for the Vanguard to lead the way. But it's time for a change! And guardians like you are making it happen. No pressure.

          GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW.

            Warhammer 40k copypasta
            Space Marines variation of the Penguin of Doom
            GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.
            
            PRAISE THE EMPEROR
            
            BATTLE BROTHER

            Bragging about MOMMY milkers.

              Mommy milkers copypasta
              I overheard my son on the phone with one of his friends. He started bragging about his new girlfriend and her 'huge mommy milkers'
              
              MOMMY milkers.
              
              That's when I realized he didn't love this girl, he missed ME. Everything was going to be ok, as long as I kept him very, very close