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AITA For quoting Morbius?

    Morbin time copypasta
    I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you fucking quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?

    SHUT UP BLODDY MOTHER FUCKER AMERICAN

      Indian nationalist copypasta
      SHUT UP BLODDY MOTHER FUCKER AMERICAN. India become global super super power in 2014 when great PM Modi came in power. He made building to do business in, he made roads to drive on, he farmed the land, he made the rivers and he did the rain over the crops. Today every Indian as a bank account and soon there will be money in it when we disarm Islamist Jihadist and Christian imperilsts Pakistan. We will be 5 trillion dollar economy in 2025.

The Americans who fund china virus to bully us will pay also. Remember we have more people than American and all white country combined. We can war for longer. We have the supersonic Brahmos missile that we made with Russia. It will sink the entire 13th fleet. There will be no brain drain in the future because America will be India!

JAI SHREE RAM! MANDIR WAHI BANEGA! HAR HAR MAHADEV!

      >Be Texan

        Texan abortion copypasta
        >wife gets pregnant

>Dies in childbirth

>It was a preventable death, but abortion means we would have killed the very alive and conscious fetus, so she has to die instead

>It's a beautiful baby girl with only 8 birth defects that we detected very early (see previous line)

>Raise her on $7.25 an hour as a single parent living out of a tent under a bridge

>She's finally old enough to go to kindergarten, I drop her off on her first day

>Hear a nuclear explosion go off once I'm home

>Remember that it's now legal for 14 year olds to buy nuclear missile launchers online, with prime 2-day shipping

>Governor gets on TV, says something about "kids these days" and their "cyber gaming" and that "maybe if the shooter was part of the NRA things would have been better"

>He holds his NRA platinum membership card up to the camera and smiles

>Pepega

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          If Morbius has a million fans

            Its time to Morb!
            If Morbius has a million fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has 5 fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has one fan, That one is me. If Morbius has no fans, I am no longer alive. If the world is against Morbius, I am against the world. Till my last breath, I'll love Morbius (2022).
            If Morbius has a trillion fans I am one of them. If Morbius has 10 fans I am one of them. If Morbius has no fans, that I means I am no longer on Earth. If the Universe is against Morbius, I am against the Universe. I love Morbius until my last breath.