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Best way to hide your cum

    r/ShittyLifeProTips
    Have you ever wondered how to hide your cum if you live with parents and don't want them getting suspicious after seeing tissues in the garbage or cum on the towel! well I have the right tips for you, So, what do you have to do? simple, first off all remove the keycaps off of your keyboard, then get a pen, take the pen , using the pen, type in some porn (remember the keycaps are off that's why we're using a pen) and then start jerking off, and you hit the climax, just cum in your switches. That way the cum would be hidden and your switches would be lubricated (meaning they would be smoother and quieter), it's a win-win situation!

    He boomed me -Lebron

      When the boom boom come, you better run
      All your NBA pasta
      Overheard in Cavs locker room after Game 7:
“He got me,” LeBron said of Tatum's dunk over him. "That f***ing Tatum boomed me."
LeBron added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
LeBron then said he wanted to add Tatum to the list of players he works out with this summer.

      You like Peppa’s Adventures?

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        You like Peppa’s Adventures? Her early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Peppa’s Lullaby came out in '18, I think she really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. She’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Peppa has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '19 Peppa released this; My first album!, her most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Peppa and friends". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

        DONDA isn’t just an album

          I cum to Donda
          DONDA isn’t just an album, it’s a cultural reset, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled with thieves. It’s art, the first gift you open on xmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted, everything you need.

          STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US

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            STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
            STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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