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Is it gay if the balls don’t touch?

    real and gay
    This last weekend I went to a party and got really wasted with a couple of my friends. At some point some of my friends started going into the seperate rooms of the house with some girls, away from the heart of the party. My friend and I were really wasted and horny at the thought of everybody getting some. So we decided to go into another room and next thing I know I'm 5 inches into his ass. I'm scared that people will find out what we did but since the balls didn't touch it doesn't mean its gay does it? Please help me I don't know what to do.

    TIFU by telling my friend that her dog isn’t non-binary.

      LIBARAL AGENDA!
      This happened during lunch when she excitedly brought her dog along. It’s a super cute “labradoodle” and she has had him for 3 weeks now. Like most new dog owners she talked a lot about this dog and how smart he is, how he is with other dogs and people, etc. I didn’t mind of course, if it made her happy then why not!
      
      An hour or so into lunch I noticed she kept referring to the dog as “it” and “they” I asked what gender the dog is and she gave me such a look. “…THEY are non-binary. THEY do not have a gender.” Er… what? She really took me surprise and then I laughed thinking she was joking. Well, she wasn’t…
      
      I then made the mistake of saying that it’s a bit silly to be that way about her dog. It’s not like the dog can tell her that HE doesn’t identify as a gender. She was furious when I said that and the rest of the lunch was awkward as hell, even after changing the subject.
      
      TLDR; TIFU by telling my friend over lunch that her new adorable labradoodle dog isn’t non-binary.
      
      Edit: actually thought I was going to get hate for this, glad to know I’m not a total bad person.

      Vaccine side affects

        Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried.
        
        Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth?
        
        It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now.
        
        Guys please, if you want your penis to remain the same size, please don't get the vaccine.
        I'm sorry to say that I agree.
        
        My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled now. It's so hard for me to walk now, both figuratively and literally.
        
        My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my cock.
        
        I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my cock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.
        
        It ruined my life.
        
        Please don't get the vaccine!

        You got the whole chat laughing 😐😐😐😐

          You got the whole chat laughing 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
          Damn fam got the whole squad laughing 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
          Damn bro you got the whole chat laughing 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😐😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😐😑😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😑😐😑😑😐😑😑😐😑😑😑😐
          You got the whole comment section laughing 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

          They targeted gamers.

            They targeted gamers.
            
            Gamers.
            
            We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
            
            We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
            
            We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
            
            Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
            
            Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
            
            These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
            
            Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

            u-uuuwaaaa boifwendu

              UwU
              u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipucccwie~!!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is too young to be a boimother! >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucccwie-wucie? O////< p-perhaps i could offer him my tasty boimilk uwu. o-or m-maybe i'll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU
              u-uuuwaaa OmO
              
              i let my boywiend do a cummy wummy in my boipuccwie
              
              and he didnt wear a boicondom
              
              a-am i gonna get preggers now??
              
              i is to young to be a boimother
              
              c-c-can i get a boibortion? uwu
              
              c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucciewie wushy
              
              p-perhaps i could offer him my tasty boimilk uwu
              
              o-or maybe i'll ask if he will accpet a pint of my sticky boi syrup instead uwu