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Does anyone else feels attracted to female avatar profile pictures on reddit?

    I don’t know why but I kinda get a little turned on when I see them. There’s something about their design that makes them really adorable and I always try to hold myself back from imagining things about them but I can’t help it. They look so tiny and fluffy with a petite body and short height, cute little outfits, a rounded face, big eyes and pretty hair. Like they’re literally so unironically perfect I feel like reddit made them this way on purpose. I grew a habit of direct messaging anyone who have a nice woman avatar and chatting with them because I imagine the person using the account to look the same. I’m not even typing this out to sound like a weirdo i genuinely feel this way and I do hope that I’m not being weird for it. Please tell me there’s someone who feels the same thing

    Harry Potter Smokes Weed

      Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoned
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      Harry: Ron, pass me the spliffendor. This vvizard vveed you got from Bagrid be some gas on Merlin, bruh.

Ron: Aight Harry, go easy bruv, I laced this one with gillyweed to get some mermaid pussy.

Harry: Being the chosen one brings lots of anxiety and depression, Ron. I'm finna chief this whole ass blunt if I feel like it.

Hermione: Ron! Harry! What are you two oafs doing? We have potions class right now!

Harry: Shiiit, sorry we're late Snape, we had to fight some gay ass trolls or summin' idk.

Snape: Is that marijuana I detect? Need I remind you rapscallions that weed is prohibited outside of the school's greenhouse. Additionally, that shit smell mid AF. Negative 420 points to Griffindor.

Hermione: Ron, you moronic new nigga! Bagrid sold yo ass some oregano grass clippings!

Malfoy: Typical Weasleys... bringing the midpack to the function.

Snape: That's enough Mr Malfoy. Let us continue with the lesson. Today's potion is a powerful concoction known to the Muggles as "lean".

Ron: Me mum says only dark wizards can sip the purp potion. I don't know about this Harry...

Snape: Shut the fuck up and sip this shit nigga!

Harry: Oooh shit! That thing bleedin' P! Fuuuck I'm faded off the wock this shit wild bruh. Ron, you good slime?

Ron: Harry... I'm buggin' out... I think Professor Snape slipped me a perc.

Snape: That was a Flintsone gummy bruh. This is why you get no witches.

Later....

Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some mid ass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?

Dumbledore: Aight first of all nigga don't go runnin' up on a real nigga snitchin' like that this shit ain't the opp block nigga pipe down. Now, since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin', he is ready to face the opp who shall not be named. He is ready for... the Elder Blunt.

Snape: Albus you cannot be serious! He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.

Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas that we used on Tom Middle all those years ago. Therefore, only it can stop the dark loud. BTW you tryna hit this shit bruh? It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.

Snape: I... Suppose... cough cough Damn this shit loud AF!

Dumbledore: Serverus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7/11! I got hella munchies bruh!

Meanwhile...

Hermione: Ron, if you want me to keep tweking on your nuts, you have to stop smoking weed. Harry is a bad influence.

Ron: Of course, my queen. All of my gas money will go to your OnlyFans.

Harry: Ayo, Ron, the rotation is starting in the common room, slide thru.

Ron: Sorry Harry, but... Hermoine says I can't smoke anymore 'cause you're a bad influence.

Harry: Ron, you simp ass nigga! She hit the wall after the first movie bruh! I know just the spell to snap you out of it... KUSHIUS DANKUM!

Ron: Much better bruv, my apologies. Hermoine get the fuck up out my traphouse, hoe.

Hermoine: Ron you fucking twat! How am I supposed to afford my acrylics bum ass nigga!?

Harry: Better get on that wizard welfare, mudblood...

Hermoine: sobs

Voldemort: I sense Potter is becoming a bigger trapstar than we feared... We must run up on these opps now! Send the dementor plugs...

To be continued...

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        boyfriend has ton of nude hentai all over apartment

          I'm posting this on another sub-reddit for more advice.

I've been with my boyfriend for 4 years.

Within the past month he keeps buying stickers and posters of naked anime / hentai and putting it everywhere in the apartment. I'm really not comfortable with this, and it bothers me even more because I sometimes have to pick up my nephew that is 10 from school and I watch him at the apartment until someone picks him up to go home. My mom also comes to visit so I try to hide the stuff but there is so much it's really difficult. He also has some in his car and it's noticeable to passengers, for example his best friend saw it and said, " why tf do you have naked pictures of women in your car dude? Your gf is right here." And my boyfriend just laughed and didn't say anything. The picture I'm referencing for that situation is a real person btw, idk who the model is or anything.

He also has a huge poster (made out of cloth, I know there is another name for this but I can't remember), of a naked anime girl fingering herself. ( it covers the entire wall, like 6 feet tall)

I don't even know what to do anymore. I told him I didn't like it and that I felt disrespected, but he just says, " I can't have anything nice." His friends have even asked me privately on the side why is he doing this and they feel bad for me.

Ever since he got his job as a correctional officer last year he completely changed. I don't know what to do.

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            When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however, would answer third. Why you ask? When the first member of the centipede is fed, they will eventually defecate forcing the second member to ingest their feces. One could imagine that would be considered incredibly disgusting. As such, the second member would immediately vomit. After vomit travels into the first member's anus and up into their colon, they'll then pust another load into the second member's mouth even more disgusting than the last. The third member would never ingest the feces of the second member as they will always vomit what the first member expels back into them. The third member of the centipede gets to chill while the first and second trade a volley of shitty barf with each other forever.

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