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    u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipucccwie~!!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is too young to be a boimother! >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucccwie-wucie? O////< p-perhaps i could offer him my tasty boimilk uwu. o-or m-maybe i'll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU
    u-uuuwaaa OmO

i let my boywiend do a cummy wummy in my boipuccwie

and he didnt wear a boicondom

a-am i gonna get preggers now??

i is to young to be a boimother

c-c-can i get a boibortion? uwu

c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucciewie wushy

p-perhaps i could offer him my tasty boimilk uwu

o-or maybe i'll ask if he will accpet a pint of my sticky boi syrup instead uwu

    I am addicted to the taste of my cum

      This is a throw away, but it all started when I ate pineapple. Now as the saying goes, you are what you eat. I am also a heavy smoker. The two packs per day type. It all started when I was having the sexu time with someone I met online. She was giving me head and kissed me after I came inside her mouth. At first I didn’t mind it since it came from me. But as time went on, the smokey pineapple taste of my semen were the only thing I want. I dont want to do stuff with women anymore. Sometimes I mix it up. Cummin in my post workout shake for the extra protein, making it my meal when times are tough. The difference was night and day!!

I want to stop since it hurts when I do it and nothing comes up due to the excessive use of my manhood. Now don’t laugh as this is a personal problem. Thank u for listening to my ted talk

      True Patriotism

        Bruh 🤣 I'm so patriotic 😁😂 I piss red 😊 white 😇 and blue 🙃 My doctor said it may be pancreatic cancer 🤨 I told him to shut his COMMIE mouth 🤬 🤪 😎

        Best way to hide your cum

          r/ShittyLifeProTips
          Have you ever wondered how to hide your cum if you live with parents and don't want them getting suspicious after seeing tissues in the garbage or cum on the towel! well I have the right tips for you, So, what do you have to do? simple, first off all remove the keycaps off of your keyboard, then get a pen, take the pen , using the pen, type in some porn (remember the keycaps are off that's why we're using a pen) and then start jerking off, and you hit the climax, just cum in your switches. That way the cum would be hidden and your switches would be lubricated (meaning they would be smoother and quieter), it's a win-win situation!

          He boomed me -Lebron

            When the boom boom come, you better run
            All your NBA pasta
            Overheard in Cavs locker room after Game 7:
“He got me,” LeBron said of Tatum's dunk over him. "That f***ing Tatum boomed me."
LeBron added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
LeBron then said he wanted to add Tatum to the list of players he works out with this summer.