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I saw a girl almost get gangbanged once. I did what any gentleman would do and jumped in front of her shielding her, sucking, jerking, grinding the offenders away one by one, well one by four. The maiden’s dignity was safe.
Laying there, vision a white blur, I reached outward to her. “Bobs….open…bo-, vagene to me..” then I passed out. Never saw her again.
allow me to explain. so there is this woman from Messenger, as i woke up
to a bunch of DMs. we chatted for a bit, and then she asked to see me
on cam. so i did, and things got steamy. being the teen i am, the
hormones was raging in me. a few moments later, she showed me a
recording of me masturbating (i was playing along, and i was pressured
to). now, shes wanting 2500$ and i dont have that money, and she says if
i dont give her the money, shell post it on my fb and i think my
reputation is gonna be ruined. what do i do?
edit: i reported her to my local police and the state troopers. i am now
filing a statement and i am still keeping in touch with her in fears of
the leak i encourage you guys to NEVER open up unknown people in your
DMs, and if things get fishy, BLOCK THEM. edit 2: ok the state troopers
called, and they said to call Petersburg police since we're both in
alaska, im going to give them a call. wish me luck!
Hi all, this is my first post so excuse any mistakes. My husband and I have been married for about 5 years now, and it's been a very fulfilling relationship. However, recently I have discovered a problem. My husband has a friend who l'Il call Clive. I saw my husband Ming him about "sussy cheeks" and looked into it. It turns out my husband is an avid fan of the game "among us" and as ridiculous as it sounds he has a terabyte of saved pornography from the game that he shares with Clive. I feel so insecure and am worried about how this will affect our sex life; will he force me to dress like a crewmate?? Advice appreciated.