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>Be Texan

    Texan abortion copypasta
    >wife gets pregnant

>Dies in childbirth

>It was a preventable death, but abortion means we would have killed the very alive and conscious fetus, so she has to die instead

>It's a beautiful baby girl with only 8 birth defects that we detected very early (see previous line)

>Raise her on $7.25 an hour as a single parent living out of a tent under a bridge

>She's finally old enough to go to kindergarten, I drop her off on her first day

>Hear a nuclear explosion go off once I'm home

>Remember that it's now legal for 14 year olds to buy nuclear missile launchers online, with prime 2-day shipping

>Governor gets on TV, says something about "kids these days" and their "cyber gaming" and that "maybe if the shooter was part of the NRA things would have been better"

>He holds his NRA platinum membership card up to the camera and smiles

>Pepega

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      If Morbius has a million fans

        Its time to Morb!
        If Morbius has a million fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has 5 fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has one fan, That one is me. If Morbius has no fans, I am no longer alive. If the world is against Morbius, I am against the world. Till my last breath, I'll love Morbius (2022).
        If Morbius has a trillion fans I am one of them. If Morbius has 10 fans I am one of them. If Morbius has no fans, that I means I am no longer on Earth. If the Universe is against Morbius, I am against the Universe. I love Morbius until my last breath.

        Queen’s Platinum Jubilee

          Hey 👋😝🥰 sluts! 😈😝 I hope 🤞 your sugar daddies 🥸🤪got you platinum 💍 because it’s the queens 🧙🏻‍♀️💀platty joobs 🤡 Its time to celebrate 🥳💃 the United KINKdom👑😈🇬🇧 don't forget to clap those cheeks together 👏🍑 for old Liz 👸⚰ serve cake for your country and your cousin 🎂🤤 eat out to help out 😍💦👈 Send this to your fellow boobilee babes🍒 🇬🇧 get 7⃣0⃣  back and you get to sit on his BIG BEN 😳😩🍆💦 get under 1️⃣8️⃣ and ANDY will pay you a visit🛩🤮

          Coming out as morbsexual

            Morbius copypasta
            In honor of Pride Month, I am here to say that it's morbin' time. Today, my fellow morbheads, we rise. I am proud to come out and express my true morbdentity to the world at this very morbment. I am a morbphile and I identify myself as morbsexual. My pronouns are morb/ius.

            I want amber and Elon to adopt me 😳

              Why? 🥺 I just wanna Amber and Elon to adopt me..😫 They would be my mommy and daddy 🤗 Ever night we would snuggle 🥰 And they tell me a bed time story 🤫 And then we kiss 💋 And then I piss in the bed 😰 And they will be angry 😤 But in the end they forgive me 😲 Because we are family 👨‍👩‍👧