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Boneless Pizza

    Aye yo, lemme get a B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
    🅱️oneless 🅱️izza™
    Can I get a...
    
    🅱️🅾️NELESS 🅱️ℹ️💤🅰️ WI🅱️ A 2L OF 🅱️OKE
    
    Tf kind of pizza? And... 2L MACHINE 🅱️ROKE We got 1L tho
    
    The fuck you mean 🅱️
    
    Look let me get my shit 🅱️🅾️NELESS
    
    Uh dawg pizza don't got bone on it
    
    The fuck did I just say then
    
    You said LEMME GET IT 🅱️ONELESS Like pizza got a damn bone on it
    
    YALL GOT 🅱️🅾️NES IN YA SHIT THEN
    
    DICK HEAD👋 ni🅱️🅱️a tell me how the fuck pizza can be boneless
    
    if it don't got bone on it, iss 🅱️🅾️NELESS
    
    kid what school do you go to
    
    I don't understand the problem... Just make my shit 🅱️🅾️NELESS DEADASS
    
    IM DEADASS NOT MAKING THIS 🅱️IZZA
    -Ya pizza what u want?
    
    -lemme get uhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS pizza wit a 2 liter of coke
    
    -fuk kind of pizza?? and 2 LITER MACHINE BROKE, we got 1 liter tho
    
    -fuk u mean B? aight look lemme get that pizza BONELESS.
    
    -uh? pizza dont got bone on it.
    
    -tf did i just say then
    
    -you said, lemme get it BONELESS like pizza got a dam bone in it.
    
    -yall got bones in ya sht then
    
    -nah
    
    -so whats the problem
    
    -D1CK HEAD name one pizza that got bone on it
    
    -just dont put them shts in my pizza bruh how many times i gotta say it
    
    -bruh just explain to me how the fuk pizza can be boneless?
    
    -if it dont got bone in it iss BONELESS.
    
    -son what school u go to
    
    -dawg i don't understand the problem just make my sht boneless Deadass
    
    -Im deadass not making this pizza..

    Big brother, I want you to give me your big

      Big brother, I want you to give me your big juicy thick dick and drench me with your hot sticky cum until im gasping for air! There, I fucking said it!
      BIG BROTHER I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR BIG JUICY THICK COCK AND DRENCH ME WITH YOUR HOT STICKY CUM UNTIL IM GASPING FOR AIR THERE I FUCKING SAID IT.

      Student athlete

        Context to the meme

        student athlete: yo 🤔 tf you complaining for 😤😂 i grind 24/7 💯☝🏽🤣 you don't see 👀 me crying 😳👌🏾‼️ foh lil bitch 😛🅱️🤣
        me: im thirsty
        
        student athlete: UR thirsty?😂 i get thirsty💦 from chasing 🏃these goals💯 u don't know the hustle💪 like i do fam😤
        Panera worker: Welcome to Panera Bread!
        
        Student Athlete: Bread?😂the only bread🍞I'm chasing🏃🏽is that D1✔️Scholarship💰😂💯with my 4.1 GPA🤔😳❗️
        *at the hospital*
        
        Nurse: his heart just stopped in his sleep 😔
        
        Student athlete: STOPPED ?! 😂 can't relate 😤💪🏼 I'm always on 🏃🏻 the mov....
        me: hey
        
        student athlete: We Gotta Have 4.0 GPAs and We Practice Every Day 💯 That's Grind 💯 That's Hustle 💯 You Ain't Shit To Me 💯
        Waiter: Do you need more time to decide? 
        Student athlete: Time?😂 I Don't Have Time⏰ When The Grind Never Stops😤💯 I Stay Dream Chasing😈💪
        me: wow it's hot, will the weather ever chill out?
        
        student athletes: chill out?😤 i never👊 rest💤 always workin💪🔥 up a sweat💦 i stay grindin💯
        cashier: did you find everything okay?
        
        student athlete: i found a path🚀 to greatness🏅but the grind never quits😤💪🏼 i will NEVER quit💯🔥😈
        Daylight savings: Spring forward and miss an hour of sleep
        
        Student athletes: Sleep?😤 Y'all know all about sleeping on me👏🏾😞😴👿💯
        waitress: hi sorry for the wait we're super busy
        
        student athlete: busy?😂 you don't know🤔 what busy is 💀💀 fam👐🏻 i won't🙅🏻ever stop my grind💯
        Me: damn im thirsty
        Student athlete: thirsty? 😂 Only student🏊🏽 athletes 💯👌🏼 get thirsty 💦 ☝🏼we thirsty for motivation ☑️💪🏽 ROMANS 8:28 🙏🏼🙌🏽
        Lifeguard: No running
        
        Student Athletes: I'm running to the top 🏃🏼😤 grind never stops 💯👌🏻 all day❗️ aint no stopping me👏🏻✊🏼
        Stop Grinding?😂 The Grind Never Stops💯 No Breaks😈 We Stay Dream Chasing💪I don't get a break ✊ I'll be out here grinding 😈 Imma be chasing dreams while you're lounging 💯 the only thing i'm chasing🏃🏽😈is my dreams💭✊🏽keep grinding 💯RIP grandma👵🏼Romans 8:1🙏🏼busy?😂 you don't know🤔 what busy is 🏃🏽fam👐🏻 i won't🙅🏻ever stop my grind💯nothing gets handed to me 🙄🙅🏻‍♂️ I work for everything I got ‼️but we ain't done yet 💯😈👀 Nap?😂 I don't know that word😴 while you taking Z's 💤 I'm making W's🙌🏆U snooze you lose😤🤘can kill my ambition💯😈🙏🏻 i will never stop grinding🙏🏻even when im dead sleep is for the weak😴💯 U mean my TEAM⁉️ONE eats, we ALL eat🍽We out here grindin' together💪😤 THAT'S family💯😈

        Chicken wing chicken wing

          Chicken wing chicken wing 
          Hot dogs and balogna 
          Chicken and macaroni
          Chilling with my homies
          Chicken wing 🍗 chicken wing 🐓 hotdog🌭 and bologna 😋 chicken and 😎 marconi 🧀 chillin🥶 with😂 my🥳 homies😀
          chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chillin 🥶 with my 😘 homies 👯‍♀️

          Girlfriend’s breasts NFTs

            A non-fungible token is a unique and non-interchangeable unit of data stored on a digital ledger.
            So I have a girlfriend with rather large and sizable breasts. They are not only large, but also naturally firm and don’t droop too much. Perfect proportions for online art enthusiasts.
            
            Being a crypto man, I suggested that we take many nude photographs of her bodacious breasts and mint them. And then, after covering them in peppermint oil, turn them into NFTs.
            
            Now I’ve heard that NFTs are selling for thousands and even millions of dollars worth of Ethereum. So my question is: will her big breast NFTs make me a millionaire, so that I don’t have to waste time working at Wendy’s anymore?

            I want to pin you against a wall

              This is literally just a erotic literature. There's absolutely no joke.
              I want to pin you against a wall and start slowly makeing out with you as my hands go down your body, I starts rubbing against your dick untill it's hard and then I'll put my hand in your pants and just start slowly jerking you off untill your struggling to kiss back and then I'll take your pants off and slowly move down and put it in my mouth and go as deep as I can and I'll get it all slobbery and we and then I'll push you on the bed and take my top of and my pants and get ontop and just slowly start ridding you, and then I'll speed up and just watch you looking at my tits bouncing up and down untill I here you grunting and breathing heavy.........