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MLM copypasta

    Hey <insert name>🙋‍♀️ Yes, I have heard about <product/company> 🔥🔥🔥 I have researched it extensively! 👩‍🏫👩‍🎓I found out that <brand>™️ is structured as a MLM/direct sales/network marketing company 🏪📊 I also found out that almost 99% 💯💯💯 of distributors don't actually make money 💰 but lose money 😰💲💰💸. The company doesn't make its money by you selling their products but by you signing up to continuously buy their products under the guise of you owning a business 🤔🤫 and needing to buy products yourself in order to grow your business and make money 🤑🤑🤑🤑 that will never happen. 🙌🙌

They count on your upline to brainwash 💧🤯🧼🧽🚿🛀you into believing that you are your own CEO 🥳 and to buy-in is the only way to achieve your dreams 🌴😴💤 🏖👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 They mislead you by telling you that it's easy to make extra money 💲 from your phone 📱💻in your spare time 🕑 but if you fail to meet goals 🏅 it's your fault for not working 👷‍♀️👷‍♂️💪hard enough and that most businesses lose money 📉 their first year or two and you just have to stick 📌📍with it when in reality they only want you to keep selling and recruiting so your upline can make tens of dollars 💸 extra per month 🗓 while the real CEOs steal your cash to buy their private planes 🛫and yachts🛳⚓

So no 🛑 🚧🚦, i am not interested in your pyramid🔺️ scheme and hope that you will wake up ⏰😳😱🤬 to their predatory 🕷🐅🕸 tactics. You can ignore 🙈🙉🙊 these facts but don't say I never warned ⚠️☢☣🚫 you, hun! 🌹⚘

Best of luck 🍀and cheers! 🥂
    Open Hey hun👋 👋!
    Hey hun👋 👋! Did you know 🧐 that lavender oil cures leukemia 🙊? It’s the simple 💁‍♀️ and all-natural 🌱 🍃🌷way to get out of that hospital bed 🏥 🤒! Chemo 🤮 and bone marrow transplants 😵 are yucky 👎👎. Your doctor 👨‍⚕️ will tell you that essential oils can’t cure cancer 😤😤 but what does he know 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦‍♀️? Don’t spend your money 💰 💵 or time ⏰ on that poison ☠️ 🙅‍♀️. For only $50 I can hook you up 😉 with an amazing 💅 starter kit of essential oils 😍😍😍! Protect you 🙋‍♀️ and your family👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 with this incredible offer 🙌!

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    Open Hey babe! ❤️❤️🙋
    Hey babe! ❤️❤️🙋 I've just come into some really 💕great💕 opportunities with this amazing team of women, and since that opportunity is still available of course I thought of you ;) They're looking for hard working ladies💪💁 who want to empower each other by starting their own businesses! 😮 I know that sounds scary but just wait until you see the paycheck at the end of it 😍💲💲😍 You can be your 👏own👏boss👏 and take control of YOUR finan- lol just kidding could you imagine
    Open Hey hun!! 🙋🏼‍♀️
    Hey hun!! 🙋🏼‍♀️ It’s been way too long 📆 since we last spoke! I was wondering 🤔💭have you ever heard of the ✊🏻 Ku Klux Klan👌🏻? The Klan is a 🆒 super fun 🤪 and affordable 💸 way to feel superior to everyone of inferior races 💁🏼‍♀️! I just need FIVE 5️⃣ more members 👯‍♀️ to hit goal 🥅⚽️🏃🏼‍♀️for this month! If you sign up 📝 today you get a lot of fun 😋 perks! You’ll get a free white hood 👻, a brand new torch 🔥🔥, a copy of Mein Kampf 🌈📚, and a delusional sense of grandeur👸🏼! Hope to hear from you soon 😘!!
    Open Hey queens 💅💋
    Hey queens 💅💋 did you know 🔍✏️ that you can make 5 BILLION dollars 💵💰💲💲💲 from HOME 🏘 every MONTH ⌚️ by simply joining MY team 👩🏻👫👬👭👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 and selling this AMAZING ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 product???? All you have to do 👄♥️👀 is ADD lots of people on facebook that you have ONE 🖕 or TWO ✌️ mutual friends with 👉👌💦 or message people you haven’t talked to in AT LEAST five ✋ years, saying 🤠 “hey fatty!! You’re looking ugly as fuck since high school!! How you been, girl?!!!!!??!!! 💕💕💕 Do you want to buy my wraps, or my pills 🌈 you fuckin skank 😍😘😜?? Message me for more info 😩😎😎👌 gross bitch!!! Xoxoxoxo”

I LOVEEE my (3) pink Mercedes and I took my FAMILY of 38 PEOPLE to CANCUN not once, not twice, but THIRTEEN TIMES this past week ALONE!!!! I also literally cured myself of EIGHT different kinds of CANCER. THIS COULD BE YOU!!!!! BUY A STARTER KIT AT NO COST TO YOU EXCEPT $500 but also fuck off and stop messaging me about this kind of shit
    Open What's up guys
    What's up guys so a friend of mine [redacted] has introduced to this teeth whitening tooth paste. It's something that has shown results and if you're interested just know it has:

🚫No bleaches 🚫No peroxide, harsh chemicals, or sugars ✔️Dentist recommended ✔️Kids ❤️ it 😎Amazing for wine 🍷 coffee ☕️ and nicotine ✔️Whitens caps and veneers 🤑Way less 💰 than whitening strips

👇👇🏼👇🏼or PM📩 me to get yours with my big order going out this Saturday‼️😁🕺
    Open Hey guys as a student
    Hey guys as a student, one thing Im really in need of is money 💵 💵 . This experience has not only helped me with that but also helped form new relationships✴️♥. Wow the power of social media!!!!🔥 with that being said:

Looking to make some extra cash💰?

✅no membership/start up fee ✅free coaching/mentoring ✅go at your own pace ✅work from home and your phone

Feel free to connect 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼or inbox me I would love to share this with you ‼️
    Open Let's get something straight. 😣
    Let's get something straight. 😣 A pyramid scheme is illegal. STOP saying that hard working people in direct sales and multi-level marketing are in a pyramid scheme. 🤯 KNOW THE FACTS. You are talking about people that work hard to support their families, provide for themselves and offer wonderful products and services. 💵 💸 We don't get paid from the funds of our team members, THAT is illegal. Our corporate office pays our bonuses, overrides, incentives and we personally make money from our own sales. Stop shaming people that are making an honest living and doing life different from what YOU deem appropriate. 🙄 😏 😒 Open up that tiny mind just a bit. I'm so sick and tired of being shamed. 😫 🥴 😤 😒 😒 🤬 If you don't like folks in direct sales delete me. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 Cause it's helped me spend more time with my family. 🤯🤗 😍 ❤️ 😽 😁 💸

    BFD by Devin Millar

      BFD song
      MV source
      I got a big fat dick Yes I got a big-big fat dick A big fat dick! I'm a winner, I'm a winner Oh yes I am! A big fat dick! It's hard, it's snuggly And white-y. A big fat dick! Now get a kick off my big fat dick!

      BFD lyrics

      You know you want something
Stay and I want your company
Now lick it, now lick it
Everyone loves a huge loving part
All the girls squeal
You won't wanna bear apart
Now lick it, now lick i-I-I-t!

It's so yummy
It's so delicious
That's why you want me
Now lick it, now lick it

It's so sweet-y
You so need me
I want you to do it
Now lick it, now lick I-It

I got a big fat dick
Yes I got a big-big fat dick
A big fat dick!
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
Oh yes I am!

A big fat dick!
It's hard, it's snuggly
And white-y. A big fat dick!

Now get a kick off my big fat dick!

Come take a dive my flower
It makes even bad boys cower
No matter who you are I see
Everybody wants a piece of me
Black dudes be like nigga lick me please
Haters call me a faggot
And they lick my dick cheese

It's so yummy
It's so delicious
That's why you want me
Now lick it, now lick it

It's so sweet-y
You so need me
I want you to do it
Now lick it, now lick I-It

I got a big fat dick
Yes I got a big-big fat dick
A big fat dick!
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
Oh yes I am!

A big fat dick!
It's hard, it's snuggly
And white-y. A big fat dick!

Now get a kick off my big fat dick!

It's so yummy
It's so delicious
That's why you want me
Now lick it, now lick it

It's so sweet-y
You so need me
I want you to do it
Now lick it, now lick I-It

I got a big fat dick
Yes I got a big-big fat dick
A big fat dick!
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
Oh yes I am!

A big fat dick!
It's hard, it's snuggly
And white-y. A big fat dick!

Now get a kick off my big fat dick!

A big fat dick!
A big fat dick!

I got a big fat dick
Yes I got a big-big fat dick
A big fat dick!
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
Oh yes I am!

A big fat dick!

      BFD Christian version

      You know you want something

Stay I want your company

Now love him now love him now love him

Everyone loves a huge loving church

Everyone come and everyone can be heard

Now love him now love him

Hes so wonderful hes come for us

Thats why we want him

Now love him now love him

Hes so holy within

You so need him

Welcome to the church

We got a big hearted god

Yes we got a big big hearted god

A big hearted god

We could be sinners could be sinners

Oh yes we are

A big hearted god

Hes got the world in his hands

A big hearted god

Now lets praise him with all our love

      Light. Do you want to have sex?

        Deathnote copypasta
        "Light. Do you want to have sex?"


Light almost choked on his sip of coffee. Think. He had to play this strategically.


If I immediately say no, he'll definitely think I'm Kira. It's too obvious. Would Kira have gay sex? Kira would never let himself be in a position so vulnerable, never mind gay or not. Though... Would he? Kira, albeit drawn from me, is a concept who exists in a divorced state. While I may not jump at the opportunity for sex, someone such as Kira may see it as a show of power. So if I declined here, L may suspect that I don't want to come off as too power-hungry, and accuse me of being Kira.


I have to go through with it. I don't have a good enough reason to reject him.


But if I say yes, that still points towards Kira, who could use the argument that "a hole is a hole" and therefore top. No, if I suggest topping, he'll definitely think I'm Kira. But wait. That's it.


I'll take his dick up my ass, proving that I am neither homophobic nor Kira.


L, in the meantime, ate his cake without so much as giving it a second thought. His trap was well-laid and well-prepared.


If Light asks me to top, he's definitely Kira.

        God I hate r/Ukraine

          r/Ukraine is a subreddit focused on the ongoings of Ukraine
          God I hate r/Ukraine its full of western suburb kids who are so stupid and such nps that they believe that al Russians are guilty for being russian.

“Dude protest putin” “Dude just overthrow the government”

Are these people actually that retarted, do they think they can just except people to throw their life away for protesting the government or get themselves killed for organising a coup. Even if al Russian are Ukrainian hating nationalist, considering the huge propaganda machine Russia has I am still not gonna consider them responsible for their own thoughts. Fuck r/Ukraine and al the western dumbfucks who lack critical thinking or empathy and in most cases both. (Bdw never saw the same responds from these fuckers when it was the us invading iraq but then it wasn’t their fault but the media yeah sure

          Reggie the Mouse

            The infamous Reggie copypasta
            SFW source
            Hi! My name is Reggie! I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them. I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. (To feel them push their way inside me.) I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me, feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?
            Discord Version 1
            Hi, my name is Reggie! :stuck_out_tongue: I like guys. I... really like guys. :weary::lips: There's just something about them. :relieved::flushed: Their touch, :ok_hand: their smell, :nose: their... taste. :tongue: I like to be taken from behind. :kiss_mm: :sweat_drops: I like when they call me cute as they thrust into me, :heart_eyes: :flushed: feeling the heat :fire: of their breath :weary: on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, sorry, :flushed: I got myself all worked up. :wink: Would you like to help me cool down? :wink: :sweat_drops:
            Discord Version 2
            :mouse2: Hi! My name is Reggie! :stuck_out_tongue: I like guys. I... really like guys. :weary::lips: There's just something about them. :relieved::flushed: Their touch, :ok_hand: their smell, :nose: their... taste. :tongue: I like to be taken from behind. :kiss_mm: :sweat_drops: (To feel them push their way inside me. :dizzy_face: ) I like when they call me cute as they thrust into me, :heart_eyes: :flushed: feeling the heat :fire: of their breath :weary: on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, sorry, :flushed: I got myself all worked up. :wink: Would you like to help me cool down? :wink: :sweat_drops:

            I only play true ethical SSF hardcore

              The famous Path of Exile copypasta
              I only play true ethical SSF hardcore. I delete every meta unique I find because it is unethical to keep it. When my character dies, I delete every item in every stash tab because it's not true ethical SSF hardcore otherwise. I Vorici break every six-link I land because it is unrealistic to ever six-link an item in true ethical SSF hardcore. I skip the Labyrinth because Ascendency Classes are unethical powerhouses. Every time a Vaal Orb drops, I immediately use it on a randomly equipped piece of gear to increase the challenge. I've had global chat and trade chat disabled since I got my beta invite back in 0.9.2d, the Merveil fireball optimisation and curse duration patch, because player interaction gave too much advantage. I've sent at least 84 emails to GGG support over the years asking for unlimited ignore player space so I can make sure that no one talks to me when I'm in town. I read and listen to every lorestone, notes, books to fully immerse myself in the true ethical SSF hardcore experience. Every time I go into this general and read the word "meta", "trading", "blade flurry", "clear speed", "Headhunter", so on and so on, I make sure to thrust my giant vibrating dildo one to three times to punish myself accordingly for tainting my TESSFHC experience. I've stolen at least a dozen credit cards from my parents to pay for the 3,250 normal stash tabs that I have to show my support for GGG and the true hardcore game that they have developed. It deeply saddens me that PT left, he was the only one that spoke only truth. Why do you self-proclaimed SSF hardcores even try to pretend that you're truly SSF hardcore? You make me fucking sick.