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Our Lord and Savior Lightning McQueen

    What about kingdom hearts?
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    Hello, ma'am do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Lightning McQueen?! Did you know that Lightning McQueen is the star of several feature films such as Cars, Cars 2, Cars 3, Planes: Fire and Rescue, Finding Dory, Toy Story 3, Coco and Ralph breaks the internet? As well as other short film such as Master and the Ghostlight, Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool, Television program such as Cars Toons, Pixar's Popcorn Cars series voiced by none other than Owen Wilson?
    He also appears in video games such as Cars: The Video Game, Cars: Radiator Springs Adventures, (not) Kingdom Hearts.

Can I interest you in nicknames such as Stinky? He won the Piston Cup.

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      It’s VIRGHOE♍️🥵 SEASON

        Aeons ago🗓, quoth the legends📖, from the cavernous🕳 maw👄 of Chaos❤️‍🔥 was born thiccc-🅱️osomed Gaia🌏, transmundane MILF👩‍🍼👀🥺 extraordinaire😈🔥. Unable to stifle her insatiable🤤 thirst🍼, she succ👅umbed to the gargantuan phallus🍆 of the universe🌌 in a celestially🌠 orgasmic😵‍💫🌭💦 event later described as the 🅱️ig 🅱️ang😍🥵. From Mommy😳 Gaia's luscious💕 loins🦵👶🦵 gushed😫💦 forth our galaxy🌟 as we know it, positioning all of the heavenly👼🥴 bodies🫁🦶🍆 for our voyeuristic🔭 pleasure😩. Today, we celebrate😘🍾 the fruits🍍🍇🥭 of her nebulussy😻👾 on this, the start of VIRGHOE😛😏♍️ SEASON‼️ Despite the puritanical✝️ connotations of the name, the true spirit👻 of Virghoe👅 Season lies in the position of Uranus🍑 relative to the ass-ending😵 Scorpenis🥒♏️ of Taurus♉️🐂 (watch out👁 for those bull🐮 balls🏀⚽️💦💦💦). One may also consider in this equation➗️ the glistening💧 leviathan🐙 dong🍆 of Aquarius♒️ penetrating the ass🍑tral plane and the sheer force with which Aries♈️ will ram🐏 the black hole🕳 that formed during the venereal🐈 equinox🌞🌚. If the gods smile😀 fortunately upon us, you may even be blessed🙌 with the celestial twin👬cest🥵 of the Gemini♊️. Send this to 1️⃣7️⃣ of your most amorous💞 ass🍑trological amigos🛰🔆: if you get 0️⃣-5️⃣ back, you are the Zodiac♌️ Killer's🗡 next target🎯. If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, it's a sign♓️♐️ of good balance♎️ in your cock🍆mic energies😌. If you get 🔟➕️ back, your whore😜oscope predicts a level of fulfill🍆ment that's off the charts⛎️♋️‼️

        RIP 🙏🏻 PLUTO 🚀

          Hey you 👽space 💫🛸whores 👅! In remembrance of our baddest bitch 🔥💁🏻‍♀️ Pluto being demoted 1️⃣6️⃣ years ago, lets get 🫦 NASAty 🍆💦 Strap on your rocket 🚀 and make sure to go beyond the astroid ☄️☄️ belt to the gASS 🪐🍑 giants 👀 and explore 🔭 the rings ⭕️👅💦 of Uranus 🍑 Beware to not get sucked 🤤 into the black hole 🍑 😳Make sure not 🙅🏽‍♀️🛑 to FAKE ‼️it like the 🌙 moon 🌙 landing 🛸 Send this to 🔟 of your starry 💫💫 CUNTstellations 🫦💦 If you get 9️⃣ back, you’re astroNAUGHTY 👀🍆🍑 If you get 5️⃣ back, your helmet 👨🏻‍🚀game 👅is out of this world 🌎 🤯🤤 If you get 0️⃣ back, you’re being demoted 💀👎🏼

          ITS CORN🌽

            ITS CORN 🌽 A BIG🌽 LUMP WITH KNOBS🕹IT HAS THE JUICE🧃(✨ 𝐼𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝒾𝒸𝑒✨) I CANT ❌IMAGINE🧠A MORE ✨BEAUTIFUL✨THING ITS 🌽CORN🌽 I CAN TELL 📞YOU ALL ABOUT IT 📚 I MEAN LOOK👀AT THIS THING🌽 WHEN I TRIED IT WITH 🧈 BUTTER EVERYTHING CHANGED 💥

            The Only Thing I Know for Real

              Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name

I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade

A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel

It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

There will be blood-shed
The man in the mirror nods his head

The only one left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back

Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh no
There will be blood-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Losing my identity
Wondering have I gone insane
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight