So you're going by "loltyler1" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
Lorewise if Ezreal kissed Shyvana's leg how would she react in your opinion? Would she feel shy/embarassed or mad or would she do something different?What would Shyvana do if Ezreal kissed her leg?
Lorewise if Ezreal kissed Shyvana's leg how would she react in your opinion? Would she feel shy/embarassed or mad or would she do something different?
Breaking news from Reykjavík, Iceland, where a crazed American man has been arrested after breaking into a hotel kitchen after close. It is alleged that he was a guest staying in the hotel.
Witnesses said that staff were alerted by his noisy presence, and when they tried to communicate with him, he ran around with his arms flailing, screaming that he was going to "flash bear stun the crab". Kitchen staff have confirmed that all seafood is delivered daily to maintain freshness, so there were no crabs to be found. As they tried to corner the man, he shouted "blabber fish in top river running from a rumble in the top side jungle!". He continued, "It's a rookie mad lion!".
Police arrived onsite shortly after and took the man into custody, whilst he further protested and screamed about needing to "smite the cloud dragon". He was taken to a local psychiatric facility for his condition to be assessed. Doctors reported, "It's terrible, I've never seen someone so deluded; he seems to think he is both a bear and a fish, simulatenously in a cloud, a river, and a jungle", whilst also noting on his obsession with crabs and dragons. The doctor remarked, "I've never seen someone so high on copium".
Luke, did I ever tell you about Aayla Secura? She was a fellow Jedi Knight in the Clone Wars, same as your father. She was an inspirational leader to her troops, and a brave warrior. She was strong in the force, and wise about the world.
She also wore a crop-top and tight pants, teasing the cocks of every Jedi Knight. Occasionally she’d use the Force to flash her big blue tits at us, and everyone got a giant boner. She’d laugh as we awkwardly tried to hide our huge meaty schlongs in our robes.
The 327th looked up to her, and they won many battles together. They were some of the most famous clone in the galaxy, winning battle after battle, overcoming impossible odds, all as their general fought side-by-side with them.
After every successful campaign, she’d lie face-down ass-up on the bridge as each clone loaded their thick, slimy dicks into her cyan pussy. You see, Luke, she needed an entire Star Corps just to make her cum once. That’s 50,000 to 100,000 cocks in her, Luke, and not once did she invite me. Every time she contacted me, she was in bed, cuddling with two dozen clones. They’d kiss her and nuzzle her, and she could tell that I was getting increasingly aroused and angry. That bitch enjoyed torturing me. And she was a good friend.
Okay this is kinda weird but I used to jack off to the scene where Aayla Secura gets killed. Basically when I was 13, I didn't have access to real porn, I had no internet or anything so I had to masturbate to either Viagra ads (with the women in the bikinis) or else my own drawn pictures of women in bikinis which were horrible. Also I used to kinda get a hardon when I watched people die in movies, when I was 7 or 8 I avoided war movies because they gave me a stiffy, I don't really know why. So hot chick + death = super hot, at least for me back then cause I was just starting to sexually awaken. So I fast-forwarded to her walking through the fungus trees and suddenly she gets shot and you can see her ass jiggling when she hit the ground and I would rub my penis with my hand playing that scene on repeat. Then I fucked up my DVD player by messing up A-B repeat then pulling the power which made it fuck up somehow, I don't remember I just remember panicking thinking I broke it. But anyway I used to get a huge hard-on watching her die over and over and watching her ass jiggle a bit when she hit the ground, the problem is that the camera then pans backward up toward the sky and a leaf covers her body pretty quickly so you don't get to see much, cause they keep shooting her after she dies and her ass keeps jiggling as they mutilate her corpse with their laser guns, but that stupid fucking leaf gets in the way. I remember getting so goddamn pissed at that leaf. I'd be about to cum and it'd get in the way and fucking ruin everything.guess 👉👈 what 🤷 you 👉🏼 college 🧑🎓👩🎓lackies! Big 🍆 daddy 😥😥 Boe Jiden 👴has 💤 yeeted the big, 😱 black, ⬛ juicy, 💦 long 😳 student 📖📝 debt out 🐕 of your 👉😩 tight 😻 and tiny 👌 bank 💴 account! 💳 You 😀 can 🔫 now 👇 live 🐙 not 🚫 so happily 😊 ever after 😡 still 😏 with that 👉 arts degree 📜 you 😕👉 worked 🏢 and stressed 😧 a quarter 🕒 of your 👉👌 life away 💨 for 😤 💀🪦and worry 🚫 about 💦 the other 🤷♂️ problems 😊 like 💦👍 the housing market 💹 doing 📌💉 some ⛄👨 crazy 🤪 inflation 🎈 bdsm roleplay 🐱👻⛓ and the economy getting 🤝 pumped ⛽🆙 up 🦃 like 💖 she's 👭 in 💘😜 her 🚺👩 1930's again! ✨💃✨