I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks. I don't know why, but when I watch videos of black men shaking their cheeks, my mouth starts to drool, and I dance with the black man as well. When I'm looking at the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate, and see a black man twerking on my couch, and that brings a smile to my face.Loud ๐ dubstep intro ๐ณ with rotating ๐ 3D ๐คฉโผ text ๐ฒ Hey ๐, whaddup guys ๐จ, it's your ๐ boi ๐ณโ, <insert ๐๐ edgy ๐ name ๐ท here> here, and today ๐
I'm ๐ฎ gonna show ๐บ you ๐ this easy-to-do awesome ๐ little ๐ glitch for easy ๐ณ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ unlimited ๐ช money ๐ค solo ๐ฏ. Before ๐ showing ๐บ you ๐ this glitch I'd ๐ฃ just like ๐ to take ๐ซ a minute โฐ and talk ๐ฃ about what I โ want โ to do with the channel ๐๐บ in the future ๐ก. I ๐ know ๐ค you ๐ guys ๐จ have been liking ๐ my latest ๐ฅณ videos ๐ฅ a lot ๐ฏ but ๐ I'd ๐ love ๐ to see ๐ some comments ๐ on how to improve ๐ธ my videos ๐น in the future ๐ก. And guys ๐ฆ, last โฟ video ๐ฅ had the amazing ๐คฉ๐๐ amount ๐ฑ of likes ๐ of 1.000 โฌ, so let's ๐ see ๐ if we can get more than that, maybe ๐ค 2.000!! So be sure ๐ฏ to smash ๐ฉ that likebutton and if you ๐๐ป haven't already ๐, be sure ๐ฏ to subscribe ๐ฅต. If we make ๐ it to 2.000 likes ๐, I โ might ๐ค do a sharkcard giveaway ๐ next ๐ week ๐๐, so you ๐๐ป don't wanna ๐ฑ miss ๐ it! So don't forget to both subscribe ๐ฅโ
and hit ๐ that bell ๐๐๐ next โ to the subscribe ๐ท button ๐ฏ, and then apply ๐ค๐ค for getting all ๐ณ my notifications ๐, so you ๐๐ป can be sure ๐ฏ to see ๐ my next โ videos ๐ผ. I ๐ make ๐ a lot ๐ฏ of daily ๐ GTA content ๐ that I'm ๐ฎ sure ๐ฏ will fit ๐ most of you ๐ guys ๐ฆ out there. They range ๐ป๐ค๐จ from glitches, to highlights and all ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ kind ๐๐พ of neat ๐ซ๐ก stuff ๐. But ๐ if you're not only into GTA, that's โ ok ๐๐ป, as I ๐ have a cool ๐ G2A coupon ๐ซ code ๐ฑ: "G1TGUD", which gives you ๐๐ป a whooping 3 ๐ก๐โฌ% off your ๐ purchases ๐ทโโ๏ธ. And I'm ๐ not only giving ๐ you ๐ that coupon ๐ซ code ๐ฑ so I ๐ can build ๐ข up โฌ reward ๐๐
ฑ money ๐ค from a shady ๐ company ๐ข๐, but ๐ also ๐๐ give ๐ something back โฌ
to you ๐ guys ๐จ for helping ๐ me out a ton ๐ฐ on this channel ๐๐บ. I ๐ have got ๐ช to say ๐ฌ that it's all ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ possible ๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆ because of you ๐ guys ๐จ. I ๐ can't ๐
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โโ๏ธ say ๐ฃ this enough ๐ฆ, thank ๐ you ๐ guys ๐จ๐พ so much ๐ฉ๐๐ for your ๐ support โ. You ๐ really ๐ฏ mean ๐ the world ๐๐๐ to me. But ๐ณ I โ think ๐ญ I'm ๐ just rambling too much ๐ฉ๐๐ here, so I โ think ๐ค we'll ๐ค move ๐ฆ on to the actual glitch. Ok ๐ so guys ๐ฆ this glitch was found ๐ by my friend ๐ถ xXx_B00tYm4$ter_2001_xXxSwagzX and he ๐จ just started ๐ his ๐ youtube ๐จ๐พโ๐ป channel ๐๐บ and could really ๐ฏ use some of your ๐ guys' ๐ฆ help ๐! I'll ๐ค leave ๐๐๐ฆ his ๐ channel ๐๐บ in the description ๐ฃ down โฌ below ๐๐ป so be sure ๐ฏ to check โ him ๐ด out after 2๏ธโฃ this video ๐ฅ and give ๐ his ๐ videos ๐ผ a ton ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ of likes ๐ and subscribe ๐ฅโ
to him ๐ด so he ๐จ can find ๐ more of this awesome ๐ glitches, just for you ๐ guys ๐ฆ!! Ok ๐๐ป so for this glitch you'll need a garage. Get your ๐ car ๐ to the garage, kill ๐ช yourself and there you ๐๐ป have it! Awesome ๐ duplication glitch and see ๐ you ๐ guys ๐ฆ in the next ๐ video ๐ผ! Loud ๐ dubstep outro with rotating ๐ 3D ๐ text ๐ฒ and annotations ๐ to other videos ๐น with clickbait ๐ฒ๐คค thumbnailsnotices dead chat
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i took revenge on the fly that sexually assaulted me
I was trying to take a fat shit a diarrhea to be exact. I was just minding my own shitting business until a fly by the age of 18 days (42 in fly years) sexually assaulted my ass and crawled all over it. I got scared and jumped up and down to get the fly off my ass. And what happened next made me shit all over the toilet seat. But i didn't care about that, that was the least of my worries. What i worry about is my ptsd because of it. I went to 10 therapists and they all told me im stupid and its a fly. I was too scared to take a shit after 4 days. But one day i had to piss and... i saw him... the fly that sexually assaulted me, I as a professional football player (well in my dreams i am) aimed my dick at the fly and said "hasta la vista baby" and pissed on the fly killing him instantly then i wiped the toilet seat clean and took the fattest shit with no worry at all.
Existe quem seja virgem, exista quem seja assexual e atรฉ aqueles que nรฃo curtam sexo, mas vocรช, meu amigo... ah, vocรช... vocรช รฉ o INTRANSรVEL. Vocรช exala o anti-sexo, sua aura repele o feminino, provavelmente hรก um campo de forรงa ร sua volta que impede mulheres de tocarem em vocรชOpen English translated
There are those who are virgins, there are those who are asexual and even those who do not enjoy sex, but you, my friend... ah, you... you are the UNTRANSVABLE. You exude anti-sex, your aura repels the feminine, there is probably a force field around you that prevents women from touching you
A parte mais engraรงado pra mim รฉ que ele nรฃo faz isso porque estรก "desaparecendo da mรญdia". Ele simplesmente รฉ burro mesmo. Ele รฉ o tipo de burro que a gente raramente encontra por aรญ, pelo menos nรฃo mais. O Monark รฉ uma relรญquia de tempos mais simples, um burro bem burro, sem nenhum objetivo na vida alรฉm de ser burro. Tentam colocรก-lo em alguma caixinha, "Ah รฉ fascista!", "Ah รฉ bolsonarista!", "Ah รฉ centrista!", mas a verdade รฉ que ele nรฃo tem ideologia alรฉm da burrice. Ele sรณ รฉ burro.
Eu admito, รฉ difรญcil de entender isso. ร um mistรฉrio como alguรฉm pode ser assim. Mas ele nรฃo tem objetivos, ele nรฃo tem planos mirabolantes, ele sรณ รฉ burro. Ninguรฉm consegue tornรก-lo ferramenta polรญtica, ele รฉ burro demais para seguir ordens; ninguรฉm consegue fazer dinheiro em cima dele, ele รฉ burro demais para ficar quieto. Ele รฉ uma crianรงa de 12 anos presa no corpo de um homem de 34. ร burro. Burrรญssimo.
Ao invรฉs de prendรช-lo, deverรญamos colocรก-lo em um programa tipo The Truman Show. O potencial de entretenimento รฉ infinito. Fala-se muito das riquezas naturais do paรญs, de nosso petrรณleo, da Amazรดnia, mas e nossos burros? E o Monark? Ele nรฃo precisa de muito para ser feliz. Sรณ enfia maconha no cara. Ele รฉ burro. Burro demais da conta. Venderรญamos o programa para o mundo inteiro, e o Brasil logo logo se tornaria Dinamarca. ร base de nosso maior burro. Ele simplesmente รฉ burro mesmo. Nรฃo existe nada alรฉm disso. Burro.Open English translated
The funniest part for me is that he doesn't do it because he's "disappearing from the media". He's just really stupid. He's the kind of donkey you rarely find around, at least not anymore. The Monark is a relic of simpler times, a very dumb donkey with no purpose in life other than being dumb. They try to put him in some little box, "Ah he's a fascist!", "Ah he's a bolsonarista!", "Ah he's centrist!", but the truth is that he has no ideology other than stupidity. He's just dumb.
I admit, this is hard to understand. It's a mystery how anyone can be like that. But he has no goals, he has no fancy plans, he's just dumb. Nobody can make him a political tool, he is too stupid to follow orders; nobody can make money off of him, he's too dumb to keep quiet. He's a 12 year old trapped in the body of a 34 year old man. He's dumb. Stupid.
Instead of arresting him, we should put him on a show like The Truman Show. The entertainment potential is infinite. There is a lot of talk about the country's natural wealth, our oil, the Amazon, but what about our donkeys? And the Monarch? He doesn't need much to be happy. Just put weed in the guy. He's dumb. Too dumb to count. We would sell the program to the whole world, and Brazil would soon become Denmark. On the basis of our biggest donkey. He's just really stupid. There is nothing beyond that. Dumb.