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In order to be born…

    Femboy copypasta
    In order to be born you needed: 2 parents, 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did you ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy slut.

    I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

      I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks. I don't know why, but when I watch videos of black men shaking their cheeks, my mouth starts to drool, and I dance with the black man as well. When I'm looking at the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate, and see a black man twerking on my couch, and that brings a smile to my face.

      Generic Youtube gaming video be like:

        Loud ๐Ÿ”Š dubstep intro ๐Ÿ•ณ with rotating ๐Ÿ”„ 3D ๐Ÿคฉโ€ผ text ๐Ÿ“ฒ Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹, whaddup guys ๐Ÿ‘จ, it's your ๐Ÿ‘‰ boi ๐Ÿ—ณโœ”, <insert ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘‹ edgy ๐Ÿ† name ๐Ÿท here> here, and today ๐Ÿ“… I'm ๐Ÿ˜ฎ gonna show ๐Ÿ“บ you ๐Ÿ‘† this easy-to-do awesome ๐Ÿ‘ little ๐Ÿ‘Œ glitch for easy ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ unlimited ๐Ÿ’ช money ๐Ÿค‘ solo ๐Ÿ’ฏ. Before ๐Ÿ˜‚ showing ๐Ÿ“บ you ๐Ÿ‘† this glitch I'd ๐Ÿ˜ฃ just like ๐Ÿ‘ to take ๐Ÿ‘ซ a minute โฐ and talk ๐Ÿ—ฃ about what I โ˜ want โš  to do with the channel ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“บ in the future ๐Ÿ“ก. I ๐Ÿ‘ know ๐Ÿค” you ๐Ÿ‘† guys ๐Ÿ‘จ have been liking ๐Ÿ‘ my latest ๐Ÿฅณ videos ๐ŸŽฅ a lot ๐Ÿ’ฏ but ๐Ÿ‘ I'd ๐Ÿ˜— love ๐Ÿ˜ to see ๐Ÿ‘€ some comments ๐Ÿ† on how to improve ๐Ÿ’ธ my videos ๐Ÿ“น in the future ๐Ÿ“ก. And guys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, last โ™ฟ video ๐ŸŽฅ had the amazing ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’› amount ๐Ÿ’ฑ of likes ๐Ÿ‘ of 1.000 โฌ†, so let's ๐Ÿ‘ see ๐Ÿ‘€ if we can get more than that, maybe ๐Ÿค” 2.000!! So be sure ๐Ÿ’ฏ to smash ๐Ÿ˜ฉ that likebutton and if you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป haven't already ๐Ÿ˜ž, be sure ๐Ÿ’ฏ to subscribe ๐Ÿฅต. If we make ๐Ÿ›  it to 2.000 likes ๐Ÿ‘, I โ˜ might ๐Ÿค” do a sharkcard giveaway ๐ŸŽ‰ next ๐Ÿ‘‰ week ๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ‘, so you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป don't wanna ๐Ÿ˜ฑ miss ๐Ÿ˜ž it! So don't forget to both subscribe ๐Ÿ“ฅโœ… and hit ๐Ÿ‘Š that bell ๐Ÿ›Ž๐Ÿ”•๐Ÿ”” next โ™Š to the subscribe ๐Ÿ“ท button ๐Ÿ’ฏ, and then apply ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿค” for getting all ๐Ÿ˜ณ my notifications ๐Ÿ‘€, so you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป can be sure ๐Ÿ’ฏ to see ๐Ÿ‘€ my next โ™Š videos ๐Ÿ“ผ. I ๐Ÿ‘ make ๐Ÿ›  a lot ๐Ÿ’ฏ of daily ๐Ÿ“† GTA content ๐Ÿ—ž that I'm ๐Ÿ˜ฎ sure ๐Ÿ’ฏ will fit ๐Ÿ™Œ most of you ๐Ÿ‘† guys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ out there. They range ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿค›๐ŸŸจ from glitches, to highlights and all ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ kind ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿพ of neat ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ก stuff ๐Ÿ˜œ. But ๐Ÿ‘ if you're not only into GTA, that's โ†— ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป, as I ๐Ÿ‘ have a cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž G2A coupon ๐ŸŽซ code ๐Ÿšฑ: "G1TGUD", which gives you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป a whooping 3 ๐Ÿ”ก๐Ÿ”€โฌ% off your ๐Ÿ‘‰ purchases ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™€๏ธ. And I'm ๐Ÿ‘ˆ not only giving ๐Ÿ‘‰ you ๐Ÿ‘† that coupon ๐ŸŽซ code ๐Ÿšฑ so I ๐Ÿ‘ can build ๐Ÿข up โฌ† reward ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ…ฑ money ๐Ÿค‘ from a shady ๐ŸŒ‘ company ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ‘, but ๐Ÿ‘ also ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ give ๐ŸŽ something back โฌ… to you ๐Ÿ‘† guys ๐Ÿ‘จ for helping ๐Ÿ’ me out a ton ๐Ÿ’ฐ on this channel ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“บ. I ๐Ÿ‘ have got ๐Ÿ’ช to say ๐Ÿ’ฌ that it's all ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ possible ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ because of you ๐Ÿ‘† guys ๐Ÿ‘จ. I ๐Ÿ‘ can't ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ this enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ, thank ๐Ÿ™ you ๐Ÿ‘† guys ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ so much ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™€ for your ๐Ÿ‘‰ support โœ”. You ๐Ÿ‘† really ๐Ÿ’ฏ mean ๐Ÿ˜ the world ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ to me. But ๐Ÿ˜ณ I โ˜ think ๐Ÿ’ญ I'm ๐Ÿ‘ˆ just rambling too much ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™€ here, so I โ˜ think ๐Ÿค” we'll ๐Ÿค” move ๐Ÿ“ฆ on to the actual glitch. Ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ so guys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ this glitch was found ๐Ÿ”Ž by my friend ๐Ÿถ xXx_B00tYm4$ter_2001_xXxSwagzX and he ๐Ÿ‘จ just started ๐Ÿ†• his ๐Ÿ‘‹ youtube ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿ’ป channel ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“บ and could really ๐Ÿ’ฏ use some of your ๐Ÿ‘‰ guys' ๐Ÿ‘ฆ help ๐Ÿ†˜! I'll ๐Ÿค’ leave ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ his ๐Ÿ‘‹ channel ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“บ in the description ๐Ÿ—ฃ down โฌ‡ below ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป so be sure ๐Ÿ’ฏ to check โœ” him ๐Ÿ‘ด out after 2๏ธโƒฃ this video ๐ŸŽฅ and give ๐ŸŽ his ๐Ÿ‘‹ videos ๐Ÿ“ผ a ton ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ of likes ๐Ÿ‘ and subscribe ๐Ÿ“ฅโœ… to him ๐Ÿ‘ด so he ๐Ÿ‘จ can find ๐Ÿ”Ž more of this awesome ๐Ÿ‘ glitches, just for you ๐Ÿ‘† guys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ!! Ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป so for this glitch you'll need a garage. Get your ๐Ÿ‘‰ car ๐Ÿš— to the garage, kill ๐Ÿ”ช yourself and there you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป have it! Awesome ๐Ÿ‘ duplication glitch and see ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘† guys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ in the next ๐Ÿ‘‰ video ๐Ÿ“ผ! Loud ๐Ÿ”Š dubstep outro with rotating ๐Ÿ”„ 3D ๐Ÿ˜Ž text ๐Ÿ“ฒ and annotations ๐Ÿ˜ to other videos ๐Ÿ“น with clickbait ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿคค thumbnails

        *notices dead chat*

          notices dead chat
          
          OwO what's this? ๐Ÿฅบ
          
          performs CPR UwU
          
          ch-chat.... i r-resurrect you ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
          
          breathes into mouth of server
          
          notices heartbeat
          
          UwO what's this? you're finally back to life s-server!! ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
          
          thank god ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ i was so worried about you!! ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿฅบ
          
          what ever would i do without you, daddy discord server? ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
          
          now we can finally live happily ever after, just you and me, daddy discord server..... ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅฐ

          i took revenge on the fly that sexually assaulted me

            i took revenge on the fly that sexually assaulted me
            
            I was trying to take a fat shit a diarrhea to be exact. I was just minding my own shitting business until a fly by the age of 18 days (42 in fly years) sexually assaulted my ass and crawled all over it. I got scared and jumped up and down to get the fly off my ass. And what happened next made me shit all over the toilet seat. But i didn't care about that, that was the least of my worries. What i worry about is my ptsd because of it. I went to 10 therapists and they all told me im stupid and its a fly. I was too scared to take a shit after 4 days. But one day i had to piss and... i saw him... the fly that sexually assaulted me, I as a professional football player (well in my dreams i am) aimed my dick at the fly and said "hasta la vista baby" and pissed on the fly killing him instantly then i wiped the toilet seat clean and took the fattest shit with no worry at all.

            Vocรช รฉ INTRANSAVEL

              Existe quem seja virgem, exista quem seja assexual e atรฉ aqueles que nรฃo curtam sexo, mas vocรช, meu amigo... ah, vocรช... vocรช รฉ o INTRANSรVEL. Vocรช exala o anti-sexo, sua aura repele o feminino, provavelmente hรก um campo de forรงa ร  sua volta que impede mulheres de tocarem em vocรช

              Open English translated

              There are those who are virgins, there are those who are asexual and even those who do not enjoy sex, but you, my friend... ah, you... you are the UNTRANSVABLE. You exude anti-sex, your aura repels the feminine, there is probably a force field around you that prevents women from touching you