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Ah shit, here we go again.

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    Im looking for a bento box

      This is a really old copypasta that came from 4chan but never went big. Only real OGs would remember it.
      Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

      You criticized Elon Musk

        He said slavery is what makes mankind great 😂
        Firstly, no one cares what you want. This world doesn't care about you. Fact of the matter is while you've been plotting your faggy dekulakization fantasy in your basement, he's been sending rockets into space and pushing forward the human race into a new sphere of capability. Let me ask you again, what the fuck do you contribute to the human race? And I don't give a fuck if he uses child labor for his mines, you know Why? Because it's worth it. Every single feat of human progress until the last century has been made using slaves. It's literally what makes mankind great. I love the fact that Elon musk is a billionaire, strictly because he gives most of his money to the human race making self driving cars and sustainable energy. Honestly, I think jealous bitches like you should be rounded up and thrown in a preemptive gulag because that's where class warfare leads inevitably. You are bitter about his success, even though his work makes your life better in ways you could never comprehend every single sweaty day of your miserable life. If you use the word billionaire apologist, that's communist and I really hope you become a statistic and choke on a bottle of Tylenol pm because you're a faggot and your politics are based on a failed system that uses jealousy as a lever to a elevate the shit tier humans of the world who are literal mongrels at the expense of the 1% who actually move the football of human ingenuity forward. Seriously, I hope you get cancer you fucking commie queer, aids bait faggot.

        Potter, a moment of your time, please.

          Potter, a moment of your time, please.
          
          Someone has been stealing ingredients that could be used to make polyjuice potions.
          
          I know, I know. "It wasn't me professor, I would never transform into a girl and masturbate to find out how it feels", I've heard this little song and dance before.
          
          When I was your age I was the same. Did I ever tell you I stole your mother's hair regularly? I became quite adept at stealth and potions for this precise reason. To transform into your mother and pleasure myself.
          
          There is this mirror... or there was, at any rate, I can't seem to find it anymore, that showed you your fondest wish. I would transform into your mother, look into that mirror and watch myself make love to her while your father watched, helpless to change anything
          
          Those were the best orgasms of my life, Potter. One day things went wrong,
          
          Before I could find my way to a safe spot, your father found me, and thinking me Lily proceeded to fondle me
          
          It felt good, Potter. Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest
          
          You know that polyjuice potion doesn't change your voice, of course. Yet James Potter never suspected a thing when I didn't speak. He smiled and said I was learning.
          
          Oh I learned alright. I learned never to touch polyjuice potion again. Not because I feared such a thing would happen again, but because I feared I would want it to. That I'd seek it out.
          
          Polyjuice potion and it's ingredients are restricted for a reason, Potter. The very recipe is not available to students.
          
          Keep that in mind, won't you?

          Pro-China copypasta

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