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Wait, these are PROFESSIONAL valorant players?

    Wait, these are PROFESSIONAL valorant players? I'm better than all of them and I'm in bronze. I purposely empty my vandal clip down to 1 bullet because I kill all my opponents with 1 tap ease. Tenz looks like he could use some lessons from me directly. I'm bronze by the way.

    No, you are not a “Man of Culture”

      No, you are not a “Man of Culture”. You are a 19 year old who has no romantic partner because you have a chronic addiction to anime porn where the characters dont look or sound any older than 13, seriously, the stuff you are watching should be illegal. Getting off to fictional drawings of ambiguous age THREE times a day is not even remotely cultured, it just makes you a sex-addicted pedophile. What’s gotten into you? You’re better than this.

      LPT: If you’re tall, when speaking to a short person, kneel down or else you’re being ableist

        Being short is a disability, and as a tall person, it's your responsibility to make sure short people don't get even more disabled by having to look up to speak to you. Doing this can damage their neck. Standing up while talking to short people also makes them feel threatened and unsafe so kneeling down not only prevents them from damaging their necks but also makes them feel more safe. Not doing this means you don't respect short people, you're mocking their disability, you're looking down on them and that's ableist, so be the bigger man and kneel.
        
        Thank you.

        As a straight guy, erect cocks are more attractive than boobs

          Everybody knows this. Cocks are the most attractive things humans have. They are smooth, they are not confusing in how they work (looking at you vaginas) and they are good sources of pleasure. Sometimes, I just look at gay porn so I can admire the dicks. Im straight but this needs to be said.
          Okay I can see where he's coming from. From a shape language theory perspective, cocks are more attractive. They have a natural curve, a natural line of motion, and the cock head has naturally contrasting shapes, the shaft being a curved rectangle and the head being more triangular. The roundness of boobs communicates cuteness or comfortablility whereas the penis has a square and triangle shape, which communicates trustability but the triangle presents an edge, so perhaps the penis is not all it seems, which interests people.
          
          Of course that's entirely from a purely shape language theory perspective lol.

          How to get rid of the smell of diarrhea on a gaming chair?

            He watched FNAF jumpscare compilation pt 67 😳
            So, I have a gaming chair in my office that is made of that like, leather/plastic stuff, and the other day, it got covered in the devil's brown sauce.
            
            I didn't discover it until after about 10 hours I suspect.
            
            I cleared it all up, have covered it in disinfectant spray, have gotten washing up liquid and scrubbed it and left it to soak, have tried fabreeze... The smell is still there (less so than before, but still there).
            
            The problem is, if you sit on the chair, the smell gets into your jeans.
            
            I tried folding a large towel over it, then sitting on that.
            
            The smell gets through the towel, making it smell the same, and to your jeans, making them smell too.
            
            How the hell do I clean this thing?