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I got a message for all you liberals out there.

    I got a message for all you liberals out there. You want my gun? My firearm? Come take it from me. Just walk through my door come into my home and take it from me. With your weak, soft, liberal, girlish hands. Just try and put those hands on me. Those soft liberal hands. Put em on me! On my body. Just slowly, gently dragging your fingers up and down my arm, giving me goosebumps. You want my gun!? Come kiss me for it! But not like right away, don't be too obvious with it. Lets do that thing where we- our faces get close to each other, and you know it's gonna happen it's just a matter of time, you just stare at each others lips but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely. Come do that for my gun! Bite my lip and play with my hair, for my firearm! If you want my gun, come spank me for it! Not like- not not like too hard but like- like still hard. You know li- like hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time! You pussy liberals!

    Oh, these? My thighs?

      Oh, these? My thighs? My fat fucking thighs? My thundering fat fukin legs? My 0.01mm thigh gaps? My jean ripping, pants splitting, man whore attractor? My thicc fucking neck choking, skull crushing, dick splitting thighs? These thundering thighs? Is that wat ur talking about? What abt it dude?

      Minha irmã não para de se masturbar

        Juro que tudo o que ela faz o dia todo é se masturbar e se masturbar, parece que ela está misturando macarrão com queijo e você pode ouvir isso pela porra da casa inteira. Minha mãe tem reclamado com ela, mas minha irmã começou a falar cada vez mais alto. A pior parte é que meu computador está no quarto dela e todos os dias eu tenho que ir lá e vê-la simplesmente DEMOLINDO sua buceta de forma frenética, sucos brancos voando por toda parte! e então eu digo "Ei, talvez pegue uma toalha para se limpar pelo menos", MAS AQUELA VADIA APENAS ME IGNOROU. Eu não suporto viver aqui honestamente. Ontem, quando fui usar meu computador, ele estava absolutamente encharcado dos sucos nojentos dela, quase deu um curto-circuito, e ela manchou pelo menos 6 das minhas camisas até agora. E todos os meus amigos da escola me provocam, "haha haha Tobias tem a porra da irmã na camisa dele", "Girlcum Tobias" se tornou meu apelido. Eu odeio isso!

        I don’t want to get rid of my pubic lice

          Crab babies
          How do I explain to my gynecologist that I don't want to get rid of my pubic lice? I am infertile and my sweet little crab babies are the closest thing I have to birthing actual children...

          Stop posting about BALLER

            Baller meme from Tiktok
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            Stop posting about BALLER. I’m tired of seeing it! My friends on TikTok send me BALLER. On discords it’s fucking BALLER. I was in studio origami right? And all of the channels were just BALLER. I showed my super scuffle art to my girlfriend (nigga you ain’t got no damn girlfriend 😂🫵🏽 stop the CAP‼️🧢) I said his name when the BALLER is BALLER.
            🏀‼️*BALLER*‼️🏀
            Baller🔴🙋🏻‍♂️
            Baller🔴🙋 from Boss Fighting Stages💀💀💀
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            Being Straight is becoming more and more rare

              I am no longer shocked or suprised when someone comes out as anything other than Straight. Being Straight is becoming more and more rare these days. I suspect our species will rapidly decline over the next 20-30 years. I won't be alive to see the state of humanity by then but I imagine the population will be cut drastically