Folks have hated Cristiano since 2003. It's nothing new.
Hyper comodified modernity has bred a global crisis of socially ingrained low self esteem, so we are programmed to envy and despise those who don't hate themselves; those who are confident, good looking, and seem to have it all.
I'm guilty of this too. I hated the guy until ~2014. The sexual assault is fucked up and he should be maligned for that, but if we're being honest with ourselves, most of you didn't start disliking him when that broke out - that just gave you a convenient excuse to continue feeling what they were already feeling.
So I'm here to ruffle feathers and state verbatim what I believe -
CR7 is greater than that mild mannered pushover Argentine with a soft bodied in game mentality.
I just have one things on my mind. That's cristiano Ronaldo. I'm doing this video to make believe that how I'm a big fan of Cristiano Ronaldo. Cristiano Ronaldo! Cristiano Ronaldo! Cristtiiaannooo Ronaallddooo! He is main on planet. He is the main. Best player ever seen. Look at the Messi's. Last three years knockout estage from the quarter finals of the champions league. Real Maded Ronaldo. Alone taking the team to the finals again and again and setting the record Messi fans, o refree, o VAR. Bottler fans. You can't do anything and say.. it's sameful to talk with you.. broo!
Dear Cristiano,
Cristiano Ronaldo this year:
🏆 Italian Cup.
🏆 Italian Super Cup.
⚽️ Top scorer of the Euro Cup.
⚽️ Top scorer of the Italian Championship.
⚽️ Top scorer for Juventus in the 2020/21 season.
⚽️ Top scorer for Manchester United in the 2021/22 season.
🥇 Became the top scorer in football history in official goals.
🥇 Became the greatest scorer in the history of all teams in the world.
🥇 Became the greatest scorer and greatest assistant in the history of the Euro Cup.
*43 goals in the year, 6 goals in 5 games in this Champions League, all decisive and a guy who, regardless of age, continues to work miracles and is the guy who most impresses the world most often.
They still put the guy in 6th… Do you really think that 5 guys did more than him in the year? Never.
He could fight for this award calmly and the fight would be good with Lewandowski who in individual numbers was incredible and Bayern had a better season than Juventus and has been having a calmer season than United, but at the national selection level. example Cristiano was much better.
And who does the prize go to? For Messi, who only won the Copa del Rey by Barcelona, he hasn't scored a goal against Real Madrid since when Cristiano left, disappeared in the big games of the season, won the Copa America that was supposed to be every 4 years and do practically every year. He didn't score in the final or the semifinal. And he's been having a weak season with PSG individually.
For Cristiano to win this prize he has to be 300% unquestionable. It's no use scoring the most beautiful bike of the year, being champion of everything by club, top scorer of everything and scoring a hat-trick in the World Cup, they still provide a way to take the prize from him.
With Messi, it's the other way around. He can do a low-key season, way below, they'll always find a way to favor him and give him the prize.
Theft. Dirt. Shame. Simply regrettable.
Who saw, saw. Anyone with enough intelligence knows who the real deserving ones are.
Receiving awards without earning it is false happiness, without pride.
Regardless of these awards, the CR7 will always be the best in history!
I was at Afghanistan and the Taliban here were administrating death penalties to people. Suddenly out of nowhere a man came and stole all those penalties. It was penaldo. I'm proud of you penaldo for saving the people of Afghanistan.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison for my execution but, when i got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo
My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING 😱😎
Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪
“IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER”
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️
She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC 😮
In the entire history of animation, there has never been a more sexual scene than pic related. I was 5 years old when I went to go see Pokemon, the movie; and this scene awoke something in my body. For some reason, my tiny penis became stiff, and I began peeing uncontrollably. A full bladders worth of piss soaking through my Pokemon printed shorts, trickling down the chair. My mom noticed the smell and berated me "Anon, you are pissing yourself" she tried to get me to go to the bathroom, but I screamed and shouted to keep on watching the scene. I began spraying even more boy piss at her, and on some other members of the audience. Ushers came in to take me to the bathroom, I began pissing even harder and started shitting furiously. "Nooooooooo I wanna see Charizard" I'd scream in between leaky shits and blasts of piss. Eventually, it took 5 ushers, my mom, and a bystander to remove me from the theater, and get me to change my soiled clothing.
