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Aayla secura death

    Aayla Secura copypasta
    Okay this is kinda weird but I used to jack off to the scene where Aayla Secura gets killed. Basically when I was 13, I didn't have access to real porn, I had no internet or anything so I had to masturbate to either Viagra ads (with the women in the bikinis) or else my own drawn pictures of women in bikinis which were horrible. Also I used to kinda get a hardon when I watched people die in movies, when I was 7 or 8 I avoided war movies because they gave me a stiffy, I don't really know why. So hot chick + death = super hot, at least for me back then cause I was just starting to sexually awaken. So I fast-forwarded to her walking through the fungus trees and suddenly she gets shot and you can see her ass jiggling when she hit the ground and I would rub my penis with my hand playing that scene on repeat. Then I fucked up my DVD player by messing up A-B repeat then pulling the power which made it fuck up somehow, I don't remember I just remember panicking thinking I broke it. But anyway I used to get a huge hard-on watching her die over and over and watching her ass jiggle a bit when she hit the ground, the problem is that the camera then pans backward up toward the sky and a leaf covers her body pretty quickly so you don't get to see much, cause they keep shooting her after she dies and her ass keeps jiggling as they mutilate her corpse with their laser guns, but that stupid fucking leaf gets in the way. I remember getting so goddamn pissed at that leaf. I'd be about to cum and it'd get in the way and fucking ruin everything.

    Student Debt Forgiveness

      guess ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ what ๐Ÿคท you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ college ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽ“lackies! Big ๐Ÿ† daddy ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ Boe Jiden ๐Ÿ‘ดhas ๐Ÿ’ค yeeted the big, ๐Ÿ˜ฑ black, โฌ› juicy, ๐Ÿ’ฆ long ๐Ÿ˜ณ student ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“ debt out ๐Ÿ• of your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฉ tight ๐Ÿ˜ป and tiny ๐Ÿ‘Œ bank ๐Ÿ’ด account! ๐Ÿ’ณ You ๐Ÿ˜€ can ๐Ÿ”ซ now ๐Ÿ‘‡ live ๐Ÿ™ not ๐Ÿšซ so happily ๐Ÿ˜Š ever after ๐Ÿ˜ก still ๐Ÿ˜ with that ๐Ÿ‘‰ arts degree ๐Ÿ“œ you ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ‘‰ worked ๐Ÿข and stressed ๐Ÿ˜ง a quarter ๐Ÿ•’ of your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ life away ๐Ÿ’จ for ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿชฆand worry ๐Ÿšซ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ the other ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ problems ๐Ÿ˜Š like ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ the housing market ๐Ÿ’น doing ๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ’‰ some โ›„๐Ÿ‘จ crazy ๐Ÿคช inflation ๐ŸŽˆ bdsm roleplay ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘ปโ›“ and the economy getting ๐Ÿค pumped โ›ฝ๐Ÿ†™ up ๐Ÿฆƒ like ๐Ÿ’– she's ๐Ÿ‘ญ in ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ˜œ her ๐Ÿšบ๐Ÿ‘ฉ 1930's again! โœจ๐Ÿ’ƒโœจ

      yo ๐Ÿช€ mr โ™‚๏ธ white โฌœ

        yo ๐Ÿช€ mr โ™‚๏ธ white โฌœ we ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ have โš ๏ธ to ๐Ÿ‘‰ smoke ๐Ÿšฌ all ๐Ÿ˜ฑ the ๐Ÿ‘น meth ๐Ÿ’Ž before ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ4๏ธโƒฃ your โœจthiccโœจ and ๐Ÿ‘Œ juicy ๐Ÿ’ฆ brother ๐Ÿ‘ฆ in ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ law โš–๏ธ hank ๐Ÿ‘€ claps ๐Ÿ‘ us ๐Ÿ‘ฌ into ๐Ÿ‘‰ jail ๐Ÿš“ with ๐Ÿค” his ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ giant ๐Ÿ˜ณ ass ๐Ÿ‘ cheeks ๐Ÿ˜ we ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ must ๐ŸŒญ get โœŠ high ๐ŸŽข as ๐Ÿคจ a ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ kite ๐Ÿชto๐Ÿฅˆ evade ๐Ÿƒ CLAPture ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ณ. mr โ™‚๏ธ whiteโšช he๐Ÿ‘ฆ has ๐Ÿคœ a ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ massive ๐Ÿ˜ desire ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ to ๐Ÿฅˆdominate ๐Ÿ us ๐Ÿ‘ฌ call ๐Ÿ“ฒ me ๐Ÿ‘‡ back ๐Ÿคณ asap ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ

        Pumpkin ๐ŸŽƒ Spice is BACK

          Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹ u PUMPkin ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽƒ sLuTzz ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‹ Itโ€™s that ๐Ÿโฐ๐Ÿ‚ time of year๐Ÿ“ˆ๐ŸŽ‰again๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜ˆOur ๐Ÿ””LoRd โ›ช๏ธ & โœ๏ธ๐Ÿค  savior ๐ŸŽƒ PUMPkin sPiCe ๐ŸŒถ๐Ÿง‚ has ๐Ÿ’ฆCUM๐Ÿ’ฆ backโ˜”๏ธ ๐Ÿšจ Tiz the ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ season ๐Ÿฅฎโ˜•๏ธ to sWaLLoW ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ—ฃ all the ๐Ÿ˜ฑ wArm ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จโ˜•๏ธ froTHy ๐Ÿฅ›๐ŸŽƒ LoAdZz ๐Ÿงบ๐Ÿ’ฆ you can ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿชฃ so get โฌ down ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ™ and oPeN ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿฅน ur holes ๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿคค, sPAnK ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘ uR ๐Ÿ˜‡ hUngKY ๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ˜ˆ barista ๐Ÿฅฐ after they ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ give ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธyou๐Ÿซƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ that venti ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅต enGORGed ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ—ฏHUMPkin Spiced ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธeVvy๐Ÿง‹ to guzzle ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿคค Donโ€™t ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐ŸŽ—๐Ÿ‘†forget 2 leaf๐Ÿ a hUuGggHhee ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฏ tiP ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฝโ€ผ๏ธand โ˜บ๏ธ enjoy the ๐ŸŽƒ seasonal ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ˜…sLutTy ๐Ÿ”ฅโ™จ๏ธ warm ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸงดcREAMy ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ loAds ๐Ÿฉ๐ŸญwitHoUt ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ impunity ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ b4 its ๐Ÿ‘ป gOnE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅบ.
          
          OH you ๐Ÿซต missed ๐Ÿ˜ฑ some fRoThY ๐Ÿง–๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ CUMkin SpiceD LoaD๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ฆ on your ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฅต chin๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿงป clean it up๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿซง you PUMPkin ๐ŸŽƒ sLuT๐Ÿ‚

          Did Adam eat Eve’s Ass?

            Adam and Eve copypasta
            Did Adam eat Eve's ass? Think about it. From the moment they were created to just before Eve ate the Forbidden Fruit, they were exploring the Garden of Eve, as well as trying to understand each other. Was the time in-between a matter of days, or weeks? We do not know because we were not there. Despite Genesis being the official story, this Old Testament book was created for human understanding, thus we don't actually know. Therefore, Adam had plenty of time to experiment, despite not knowing what he was doing. One afternoon, Adam could've placed his hands on Eve's ass and decided, "Hm, this feels nice, I wonder what it tastes like?" Please keep in mind that the good Lord said they could eat ANYTHING in the Garden, except the Apple of Eden. With this fact in consideration, Adam could have proceeded to eat Eve's ass without repercussions, with God looking on thinking: "Well, they aren't eating the Apple, so..." Lucky bastard...

            Sad stori

              One of the stories ever made
              girl: boy wil you date me
              
              boy: no.
              
              girl: dyes
              
              boy at funerals
              
              boy: "ill marey you"
              
              drop a โค๏ธ and share with a friends who dead