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Ronaldo stole all the penalties

    Ronaldo or Penaldo copypasta
    I was at Afghanistan and the Taliban here were administrating death penalties to people. Suddenly out of nowhere a man came and stole all those penalties. It was penaldo. I'm proud of you penaldo for saving the people of Afghanistan.
    I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison for my execution but, when i got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo