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CEO of Nestle vs Redditor

    Redditors destroy Nestle with memes
    The ceo of nestle trembles. The redditors won’t stop. From their cold damp basements below their mothers house, they post anti nestle memes. Every meme that’s posted makes nestle stocks drop, and each time the ceo trembles in fear. Larry, a 553 pound Reddit user, makes an anti nestle meme. He hovers his mouse over the submit post button. The ceo of nestle sweats. Larry clicks the button, and the meme is submitted. Upon the submission of this meme, nestle takes a hit. Nestle stocks plummet down until they hit rock bottom. The nestle ceo is screaming and crying in fear. As tears form in his eyes he prays to god. He prays he’ll get through this. But it’s too late. The meme gets reposted everywhere on social media, and is soon printed into flyers that are posted everywhere. Nestle stocks hit the negatives. The ceo is billions of dollars in debt. Nestle as a whole collapses. This results in the loss of millions of jobs. Nestle is no more. Larry, from his basement, wipes the Mountain Dew off his face and laughs. As he tosses the 2 liter bottle into a pile of thousands of soda bottles, he laughs more. He has single-handedly brought down a multi billion dollar company. His mom brings down a pile of hot pockets which he devours. Victory is finally his.

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      Welcome to Gacha Life there’s so much to see

        Gacha Life is role-playing game that allows users to create and customise anime-styled characters 
        “Welcome to gacha life 👍”
“There’s so much to see👀👁”
“iF pEoPlE cAn mAkE ✨cHaRaCtErS✨ then so can we 😀👍🔫”
“We have ✨🐶pUpPiEs🐶✨ ✨🦐sHrImPs🦐✨ beware of the 🔪😡HEEEAATS 🤡🔫”
“That’s the part where the good and evil meets😳”
        "Welcome to Gacha Life, there's so much to see" 
"If people can make characters then so can we"
"We have puppies, shrimps, beware of the heats"
"That's the part where the good and evil meets!"
        “Welcome to Gacha Life, there’s so much to see" 
"If people can make characters then so can we"
"We have puppies, shrimps beware of the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat"
"That's the part when good and evil meeeeeets!”😌

        LOSING ALL MY SOCIAL CREDIT SPEEDRUN

          LOSING ALL MY SOCIAL CREDIT SPEEDRUN

FUCK THE CCP

TAIWAN IS A COUNTRY

FREE TIBET

UYGHUR GENOCIDE

TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE

I PLAY GAMES MORE THAN 3 HOURS A DAY

HAVING MORE THAN 2 KIDS IS COOL

USA > WEST TAIWAN

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          I LOVE THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT CHESS OPENING

            The Queen's Gambit is a move designed to secure control of the center of the board
            I CANNOT STOP OPENING WITH THE QUEEN'S GAMBIT. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. WHEN THAT PAWN MOVES TO D4 I SHAKE IN PLEASURE, AND WHEN BLACK MOVES THEIR PAWN TO D5 I FEEL THE FEELING OF 1000 CLIMAXES. I MOVE A PAWN TO C4 QUIVERING IN ANTICIPATION AND THEN, AS IT WAS PLANNED, THE ENEMY TAKES MY C4 PAWN. I SCREAM AND MOAN IN PLEASURE AS I COVER THE INSIDE OF MY PANTS WITH MY CUM. I MOVE MY PAWN TO B3 AND IT GETS CAPTURED I MOAN AND BANG THE TABLE AS I SLOWLY CAPTURE THEIR PAWN, TAKEN COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE MIDDLE OF THE BOARD, AND PASS OUT CUDDLING MY OPPONENT, PANTS DRENCHED IN SEMEN.