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    i accidentally shouted hog rider when i saw my wife getting humped by a black dude

      It was midnight, 12:23AM, i was feeling depressed while driving, i saw my phone notify me about collecting my daily coins in the gacha game i have been playing, since i am depressed
      
      Depressed me went to the local mcdonalds and asked for the breakfast menu, the cashier said in a monotone voice
      
      "we dont serve breakfast at midnight"
      
      me, being depressed, just ordered a large whopper with medium sized fries and coke, i sat down waiting for my order, i patiently wait and wait as the time goes on
      
      "here is your order sir"
      
      i look at my burger, depressingly, and thought to myself
      
      "wait this isnt coke, this is pineapple juice"
      
      i stood and left the said local mcdonalds, slamming the window door, shattering it, while the cashier was terrified, as he screamed
      
      "you're gonna pay for that!"
      
      i drove back home, waiting to see my beautiful, loyal, and busty wife, i grab my keys depressingly and opened the door
      
      "ohh yess"
      
      i hear, a shiver was sent down my spine, i walked up the 2nd floor and the the moans started to get louder every step i take
      
      i saw a shadow, moving up and down, my fear was getting to me, i depressingly walked to the door...
      
      "micheal cum in my ass!"
      
      then, my manly urge erupted, as they saw me, i was frozen in spot, i desperately wanted to move, but i cant, the black dude stared at me, waiting for my next turn
      
      that manly urge, was getting to me, i cant hold it anymore
      
      "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG RIDER"

      Please send bobby for 34000 rupees

        Indian men DMs be like:
        Hi betiful
        
        U thare ?
        
        Send meow pic if ur thare
        
        Vagne pic?
        
        ???????
        
        U R my pussy cat doll...
        
        Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam.
        
        Bloody slutwhore father fuck SEND NAKDE PIC NOW I ASK MANY TIME?????
        
        Please send it. dying frm cancer,,,1 last wish to see ur bob then I take off life support....so can die in peace...
        
        ok I dead

        DID YOU JUST SAY PHILLIPINES?!

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          Me Perdonas?

            ¿Me perdonas?
            Si te he fallado te pido perdon de la única forma que estoy abriendo las puertas de mi corazon para cuando desidas volver porque nunca avra nadie ke pueda llenar el vacio que dejastes en mi me has cambiado mi bida me az echo creser es ke no soi el mismo de aller un día es un siglo sin fin mil y un istorias me e inventado para demostrarte ke e canbiado ya lo ke paso paso reskatemos lo k nos unio que todos aprendemos de nueztros errores solo yo te pido que aora me perdones pero kien me iba a desir que difisil bibir yo solo kiero tuamistad y tume la niegas sin piedad acaso kieres que me muera con tu increible frialdad por eso te pedire perdon pork te amo un monton y espero que me perdones para bibir sin temores.