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i accidentally shouted hog rider when i saw my wife getting humped by a black dude

    It was midnight, 12:23AM, i was feeling depressed while driving, i saw my phone notify me about collecting my daily coins in the gacha game i have been playing, since i am depressed
    
    Depressed me went to the local mcdonalds and asked for the breakfast menu, the cashier said in a monotone voice
    
    "we dont serve breakfast at midnight"
    
    me, being depressed, just ordered a large whopper with medium sized fries and coke, i sat down waiting for my order, i patiently wait and wait as the time goes on
    
    "here is your order sir"
    
    i look at my burger, depressingly, and thought to myself
    
    "wait this isnt coke, this is pineapple juice"
    
    i stood and left the said local mcdonalds, slamming the window door, shattering it, while the cashier was terrified, as he screamed
    
    "you're gonna pay for that!"
    
    i drove back home, waiting to see my beautiful, loyal, and busty wife, i grab my keys depressingly and opened the door
    
    "ohh yess"
    
    i hear, a shiver was sent down my spine, i walked up the 2nd floor and the the moans started to get louder every step i take
    
    i saw a shadow, moving up and down, my fear was getting to me, i depressingly walked to the door...
    
    "micheal cum in my ass!"
    
    then, my manly urge erupted, as they saw me, i was frozen in spot, i desperately wanted to move, but i cant, the black dude stared at me, waiting for my next turn
    
    that manly urge, was getting to me, i cant hold it anymore
    
    "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG RIDER"