Whenever I see the 🥺 emoji I seriously can't help myself from getting supremely bricked up. Its huge, pleading eyes are pleading for my cock in its throat. It looks like it's almost gonna cry from how bad it wants a huge dick rammed down its throat. Whenever my girlfriend sends me the 🥺 emoji on Discord it's an INSTANT turn on. No matter what I'm doing or where I am, it's game over if I see 🥺. I instantly have a MASSIVE throbbing erection. Just writing this I'm hard as a rock, and typing the emoji myself has me about to bust. Honestly it can be kind of embarrassing at times, like if my mom or sister sends the 🥺 emoji in a supposedly "innocent" way, like in a text asking me to get them something from the store. It's becoming a bit of a problem and will be extremely awkward if either of them were ever to notice my fetish for the 🥺 emoji. Does anyone else experience a deep, insatiable craving and sexual longing for the 🥺 emoji?
I knew a milf that had sex with retards. it was her hobby and she was open about it. she told me that it felt wonderful being able to provide romantic love and intimacy for people who struggled so hard to understand the world. The way she described it was that it was like being fucked by an animal, since they operate on instinct when it comes to sex. Most are chronic masturbators and are desensitized to sustained contact, so retards fuck hard and long, and they’re very selfish in bed. She enjoyed seducing them and the way they reacted when she let on that she was serious and wanted them to mount her. She told me that she never used condoms when she had sex with retards, not because she liked them, but because it was degrading and thrilling for such a terribly misshapen person to cum inside of her and get her pregnant. According to her, she had aborted 15 retard babies over the years. Think about that. Think about how much sex with retards she had to have been having to get knocked up with downy sperm 15 times. she was incredibly hot even at 45 but after knowing that possibly a hundred or more retards had their way with her and had cum inside her, I couldn’t bring myself to have sex with her. She seemed really into me though, and I’m not really sure why.
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang 2B so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Everytime I play Nier, I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with 2B. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of 2B’s tight android pussy. God I wish I was 2B because I fucking know for a fact that 2B fucks herself daily. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?
Hello, is this Pizza Hut?
Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not.
Now let’s discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from “You racist creep” or “Is that your real voice?” to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded “toilet swirly.” However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah.
Second, any pizza I order will be male. None of this “Our pizza identifies as trans-fluid-pan-poly”—no. Pizza is a boy. With a penis. It’s that simple. It’s been true for all of human history, from Plato to Socrates to Mr. Mistoffelees, and any attempt to rewrite the pillars of Western thought will be met with a hearty “Fuh!” by yours truly. And, trust me, that is not a fate you wish to meet.
Now. With regard to my topping preference. I have eaten from your pizzeria in times past, and it must be said: your pepperoni is embarrassingly spicy. Frankly, it boggles the mind. I mean, what kind of drugs are you inhaling over there? Pot?! One bite of that stuff and I had to take a shower. So tread lightly when it comes to spice, my good man. You do not want to see me at my most epic. Like the great white hero of Zack Snyder’s classic film “300,” I will kick you.
Onions, peppers—no, thank you. If I wanted veggies, I’d go to a salad bar. I’m not some sort of vegan, Cory Booker weirdo. And your efforts to Michelle Obama-ize the great American pizza pie are, frankly, hilarious. Though not as funny as the impressively named P’Zone—when I finally figured out that genuinely creative pun, I laughed until I cried and peed. A true Spartan admits defeat, and I must admit that, in this instance, your Hut humor slayed me, Dennis Miller style.
And, with that, you have earned my order. Congratulations. Ahem. Without further ado, I would like your smallest child pizza, no sauce, extra cheese. Hello? Aha. A hang-up. Another triggered lib, bested by logic. Damn it. I’m fucking starving.
Was deleted by this reason; very bad. oh, really? why? because is not a fucking shitty fanart of a generic anime/videogame? because it not contains explicit sex? because not contains some wierd fetish? or is very bad only because someone, some piece of shit like you thinks that? well.. i just have one thing for say to you, asshole; go and fuck yourself, little piece of insignificant trash! i dont fucking care about your fucking opinion, so take that shit and shove it deep into your fucking ass, bastard!
and by the way I challenge you to create something original 100%, and unique, you will not be able to do it, because you probably do not have a single fucking drop of creativity, it is easy to criticize, is very easy, but I challenge you to make a unique drawing, not a stupid fanart , or any of those kind of shit, whoever eliminated this, for that reason, must be a poor, pathetic person with nothing better to do with his empty, and insignificant existence.
