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NO FLOW 🍃😎 POR ONDE A GENTE PASSA 🚶

    NO FLOW 🍃😎 POR ONDE A GENTE PASSA 🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️É SHOW 🎉🎊🎇🥳 FECHOU 🔑🔑🔐E OLHA 👀👁️ ONDE A GENTE CHEGOU 💚🇧🇷 EU SOU 🗣️🗣️🗣️ PAÍS DO FUTEBOL ⚽🇧🇷🏟️🏟️ NEGÔ 👦🏿🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 ATÉ GRINGO SAMBOU 💃💃💃💃💃 TOCOU NEYMAR 🏃🏃🏃🏃 É GOL 🥅🥅⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

    Open Song Lyrics

    No flow
    Desse jeito, haha, salve Brasil, pode crê
    MC Guime, tâmo junto, Emicida
    Eu sou. Vai segurando muleque, eae Neymar
    Até grigo sambô... É nós, e ó como que eu vou
    
    No flow
    Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
    E olha onde a gente chegou
    Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
    Até gringo sambou
    Tocou Neymar é gol, eae
    
    Ó minha pátria amada, idolatrada
    Um salve à nossa nação
    E através dessa canção
    Hoje posso fazer minha declaração
    
    Entre house de boy, beco e vielas
    Jogando bola dentro da favela
    Pro menor não tem coisa melhor
    E a menina que sonha em ser uma atriz de novela
    
    A rua é nossa e eu sempre fui dela
    Desde descalço, gastando canela
    Hoje no asfalto de toda São Paulo
    De nave do ano, tô na passarela
    
    Na chuva, no frio, no calor
    No samba, no rap e tambor
    Ergo as mãos pro céu igual ao meu redentor
    Agradeço ao nosso Senhor
    
    No flow
    Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
    E olha onde a gente chegou
    Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
    Até gringo sambou
    Tocou Neymar é gol
    
    No flow
    Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
    E olha onde a gente chegou
    Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
    Até gringo sambou
    Tocou Neymar é gol
    
    Poeira no boot, é cinza, Kichute
    Campão, barro na canela
    Maloqueiro, fut, talento
    É arte de chão, ouro de favela
    Imaginei, pique Boy do Charmes
    
    Voltei, estilo Charles Dow
    Pra fazer a quebrada cantar
    Memo, é tipo MC Lon
    Eu vim pelas taça, pois, raça
    Foi quase em dois palito
    Ontem foi choro, hoje tesouro
    E o coro grita: tá bonito
    
    Eu sou Zona Norte, fundão
    Swing de vagabundo
    Dos que venceu a desnutrição
    E hoje vai dominar o mundo
    
    No flow
    Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
    E olha onde a gente chegou
    Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
    Até gringo sambou
    Tocou Neymar é gol
    
    No flow
    Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
    E olha onde a gente chegou
    Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
    Até gringo sambou
    Tocou Neymar é gol, isso memo

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      Potion Seller

        "Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions."
        
        "My potions are too strong for you, traveler."
        
        "Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions."
        
        "You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you."
        
        "Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions."
        
        "My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions."
        
        "Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions."
        
        "My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions."
        
        "Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now; I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions."
        
        "You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a dragon let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong."
        
        "Potion Seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions. I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!"
        
        "You can't handle my strongest potions! No one can! My strongest potions are fit for a beast let alone a man."
        
        "Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller? I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!"
        
        "I can't give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest."
        
        "Well then that's it, Potion Seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions."
        
        "That's what you'd better do."
        
        "I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!"
        
        "Good. You're not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and you're clearly are not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest."
        
        "You've had your say, Potion Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything...except your potions!"
        
        "Why respect knights...when my potions can do anything that you can..."

        If Andrew Tate thinks, I agree.

          If Andrew Tate thinks, I agree.🤔✅
          
          If Andrew Tate speaks, I listen.🗣️👂
          
          If Andrew Tate orders, I obey.🫡
          
          If Andrew Tate has a million fans, I am one of them.🙋🙋‍♂️🙋
          
          If Andrew Tate has one fan, I am that fan 🙋
          
          If Andrew Tate has 0 fans , I’m dead😵❌

          Story of Undertale

            Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of Undertale I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott I faced an evil talking flower in a pot Explains the plot Wants me dead, wants me to rot Toriel saves me, takes me to her home And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone Leaves me alone But I escape and meet some bones Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists? I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all I'm homicidal and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the monster race I've got no patience, I've got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose Now watch me move I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach Chara's my coach All these monsters I will poach Screw being pacifist I think I'll use my fists I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all I'm homicidal and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the monster race I've got no patience, I've got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I'm in a different trail Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of Undertale I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front-page news King Asgore wants to collect human souls Seven of them is his ultimate goal Open the door to humanity's realm Start a new war (humans overwhelm) I'm homicidal and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the monster race I've got no patience, I've got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

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