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I may be an Atheist, but I believe in Cum

    I may be an Atheist, but I believe in Cum. Unlike God, Cum leaves tangible evidence of its existence behind. I'd like to see God leave cum or something. Can't do it, the nonexistent weakling/ I'm more scared of punishment from cum than I am of punishment from God, given how God is only able to offer a weak promise of some vague uncertain afterlife, whereas cum offers cum. Cum > God

    Hoevember

      SORRY SLUTS‼️😔🎃 COCKTOBER🎃IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀️♀️🚫BUT DON'T✖️ WORRY💁🏻‍♀️♀️HOEVEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏼🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👀🙏🏻 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗 TURKEY 🍗 ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING 🍑 STUFFED 🍑🌚 TONIGHT 🌚‼️ PREPARE🤞🏻UR PUSSIES👉🏻👉🏻 FOR SOME CUMKIN💦 PIE 🥧 CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 TO GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃 UP THAT SLOW ROASTED 🐔 COCK🐔 NOW 👇🏻 GIVE THAT TURKEY🐔 SOME GOOD 👍🏻 OL' JERKY ✊💦 AND GIVE (or receive 👀😉) THANKS FOR THAT GOOD DICK 🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7‼️ OF YOUR BEST HOES👯‍♀️♀️ TO LET THEM KNOW YOURE THANKFUL 🙏🏻 FOR HOEVEMBER 👏🏻👏🏻

      8.55 inches long. 3.75 inches wide. uncut.

        8.55 inches long. 3.75 inches wide. uncut. curves slightly to the left. tip is F7BFD3 pink, shaft is a creamy brown. Four distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and hes trimmed but not clean shaven.

        Kiriko from Overwatch is so hot

          Holy fuck blizzard knew what they were doing with their new characters. Kiriko is so fucking hot that my balls quiver at just the sight of her. It's hard to play her in game because she takes more than one hand. From her soft and fuckable face to the cute fox ears, everything is JUST PERFECT. They must have spent hours carefully designing her luscious thighs and cute face. Her outfit makes it even better because all you have to do is pull of those skintight pants and boom, you're ready for the night of your life. I wonder if she's freaky in bed... She probably uses her ult during sex which will make you cum in HALF of the time that it would usually take. I can't resist my self when I see this cute UwU japanese girl like holy shit she is perfectly made. If I was genji I wouldn't even care if she was related bruh I'm tapping that ass DAILY. I want to taste the donuts in her mouth, and pet her fox while doing the sex. Whenever we have sex we won't be alone because her fluffy friend will always be there watching. Some people have called me 'downbad' BUT I DONT CARE ANYMORE!!! I spent money on her $20 Athleisure skin just so I can stare at the that booty for hours. Dude she is so caked up that I start barking and slobberin irl not even gonna lie. Seeing that midriff with the small white Tshirt just makes me infinitely more horny. There are so many wild things I would do to her, I've already bought all of the merchandise and plushies I could find. At this point I have probably lost enough cum to fill up a silo to her. When I first saw her, I instantly came in my undies. I am probably THE MOST DOWN BAD OVERWATCH PLAYER AND IM PROUD OF IT.

          Why does My Sister’s Panties Smell like My Dad’s Cum

            I snuck into my sister's room to smell her panties but her laundry bin was sadly empty, she must have just done a wash. But she was still wearing one pair in bed so I went over and gave it a big whiff while jerking and realised it smelled vaguely similar to my dad's cum. It's so weird, how can a girls farts smell like a guys semen? Science is strange.

            Łódź Bałuty

              Rok 2035
              Korea Północna jest w posiadaniu rakiety z głowicą nuklearną o zasięgu 40 000 km.
              'Generale Ping Pong, cel nowy jork'
              czerwonyguzik.gif
              Umierający z niedożywienia naukowiec źle podłączył klona ardiuno.
              Rakieta leci w drugą stronę.
              Cel: Łódź Bałuty.
              USA dalej nie dało tarczy.
              Rakieta w zasięgu radarów.
              Trzeba ostrzec mieszkańców.
              syrena.wav
              'GRAZYNA WYŁONCZ FAMILJADE JAKIEŚ ŚWIENTO JEST STÓJ NA BACZNOŚĆ MINUTA CISZY'
              Straty oszacowano na 32zł
              1. Rok 2035
              2. Korea Północna jest w posiadaniu rakiety z głowicą nuklearną o zasięgu 40 000 km.
              3. 'Generale Ping Pong, cel nowy jork'
              4. czerwonyguzik.gif
              5. Umierający z niedożywienia naukowiec źle podłączył klona ardiuno.
              6. Rakieta leci w drugą stronę.
              7. Cel: Łódź Bałuty.
              8. USA dalej nie dało tarczy.
              9. Rakieta w zasięgu radarów.
              10. Trzeba ostrzec mieszkańców.
              11. syrena.wav
              12. 'GRAZYNA WYŁONCZ FAMILJADE JAKIEŚ ŚWIENTO JEST STÓJ NA BACZNOŚĆ MINUTA CISZY'
              13. mielone.jpg
              14. Straty oszacowano na 32zł

              English Translation

              Year 2035
              North Korea has a missile with a nuclear warhead with a range of 40,000 km.
              'General Ping Pong, target new york'
              redbutton.gif
              A scientist dying of malnutrition miswired an Arduino clone.
              The rocket flies the other way.
              Destination: Lodz Bałuty.
              The US still didn't give the shield.
              Rocket within radar range.
              We need to warn the people.
              siren.wav
              'GRAZYNA WYŁONCZ FAMILJADE IT'S A HOLIDAY STAND ATTENTION A MINUTE OF SILENCE'
              Losses were estimated at PLN 32