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RIP ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป PLUTO ๐Ÿš€

    Hey you ๐Ÿ‘ฝspace ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ›ธwhores ๐Ÿ‘…! In remembrance of our baddest bitch ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ Pluto being demoted 1๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ years ago, lets get ๐Ÿซฆ NASAty ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ Strap on your rocket ๐Ÿš€ and make sure to go beyond the astroid โ˜„๏ธโ˜„๏ธ belt to the gASS ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ‘ giants ๐Ÿ‘€ and explore ๐Ÿ”ญ the rings โญ•๏ธ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ of Uranus ๐Ÿ‘ Beware to not get sucked ๐Ÿคค into the black hole ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜ณMake sure not ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ›‘ to FAKE โ€ผ๏ธit like the ๐ŸŒ™ moon ๐ŸŒ™ landing ๐Ÿ›ธ Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your starry ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ซ CUNTstellations ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ If you get 9๏ธโƒฃ back, youโ€™re astroNAUGHTY ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back, your helmet ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿš€game ๐Ÿ‘…is out of this world ๐ŸŒŽ ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคค If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back, youโ€™re being demoted ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ

    ITS CORN๐ŸŒฝ

      ITS CORN ๐ŸŒฝ A BIG๐ŸŒฝ LUMP WITH KNOBS๐Ÿ•นIT HAS THE JUICE๐Ÿงƒ(โœจ ๐ผ๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐’พ๐’ธ๐‘’โœจ) I CANT โŒIMAGINE๐Ÿง A MORE โœจBEAUTIFULโœจTHING ITS ๐ŸŒฝCORN๐ŸŒฝ I CAN TELL ๐Ÿ“žYOU ALL ABOUT IT ๐Ÿ“š I MEAN LOOK๐Ÿ‘€AT THIS THING๐ŸŒฝ WHEN I TRIED IT WITH ๐Ÿงˆ BUTTER EVERYTHING CHANGED ๐Ÿ’ฅ

      The Only Thing I Know for Real

        Memories broken
        The truth goes unspoken
        Iโ€™ve even forgotten my name
        
        I donโ€™t know the season
        Or what is the reason
        Iโ€™m standing here holding my blade
        
        A desolate place
        Without any trace
        Itโ€™s only the cold wind I feel
        
        Itโ€™s me that I spite
        As I stand up and fight
        The only thing I know for real
        
        There will be blood-shed
        The man in the mirror nods his head
        
        The only one left
        Will ride upon the dragonโ€™s back
        
        Because the mountains donโ€™t give back what they take
        Oh no
        There will be blood-shed
        Itโ€™s the only thing Iโ€™ve ever known
        
        Losing my identity
        Wondering have I gone insane
        To find the truth in front of me
        I must climb this mountain range
        Looking downward from this deadly height
        And never realizing why I fight 

        MLM copypasta

          Hey <insert name>๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ Yes, I have heard about <product/company> ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ I have researched it extensively! ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽ“I found out that <brand>โ„ข๏ธ is structured as a MLM/direct sales/network marketing company ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ“Š I also found out that almost 99% ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ of distributors don't actually make money ๐Ÿ’ฐ but lose money ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ. The company doesn't make its money by you selling their products but by you signing up to continuously buy their products under the guise of you owning a business ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ and needing to buy products yourself in order to grow your business and make money ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ that will never happen. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ
          
          They count on your upline to brainwash ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ›€you into believing that you are your own CEO ๐Ÿฅณ and to buy-in is the only way to achieve your dreams ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ They mislead you by telling you that it's easy to make extra money ๐Ÿ’ฒ from your phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ปin your spare time ๐Ÿ•‘ but if you fail to meet goals ๐Ÿ… it's your fault for not working ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ชhard enough and that most businesses lose money ๐Ÿ“‰ their first year or two and you just have to stick ๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ“with it when in reality they only want you to keep selling and recruiting so your upline can make tens of dollars ๐Ÿ’ธ extra per month ๐Ÿ—“ while the real CEOs steal your cash to buy their private planes ๐Ÿ›ซand yachts๐Ÿ›ณโš“
          
          So no ๐Ÿ›‘ ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿšฆ, i am not interested in your pyramid๐Ÿ”บ๏ธ scheme and hope that you will wake up โฐ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฌ to their predatory ๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ•ธ tactics. You can ignore ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š these facts but don't say I never warned โš ๏ธโ˜ขโ˜ฃ๐Ÿšซ you, hun! ๐ŸŒนโš˜
          
          Best of luck ๐Ÿ€and cheers! ๐Ÿฅ‚
          Open Hey hun๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ‘‹!
          Hey hun๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ‘‹! Did you know ๐Ÿง that lavender oil cures leukemia ๐Ÿ™Š? Itโ€™s the simple ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ and all-natural ๐ŸŒฑ ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŒทway to get out of that hospital bed ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿค’! Chemo ๐Ÿคฎ and bone marrow transplants ๐Ÿ˜ต are yucky ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž. Your doctor ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ will tell you that essential oils canโ€™t cure cancer ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค but what does he know ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ? Donโ€™t spend your money ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ต or time โฐ on that poison โ˜ ๏ธ ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ. For only $50 I can hook you up ๐Ÿ˜‰ with an amazing ๐Ÿ’… starter kit of essential oils ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜! Protect you ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ and your family๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ with this incredible offer ๐Ÿ™Œ!
          
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          Open Hey babe! โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹
          Hey babe! โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹ I've just come into some really ๐Ÿ’•great๐Ÿ’• opportunities with this amazing team of women, and since that opportunity is still available of course I thought of you ;) They're looking for hard working ladies๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ who want to empower each other by starting their own businesses! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ I know that sounds scary but just wait until you see the paycheck at the end of it ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ˜ You can be your ๐Ÿ‘own๐Ÿ‘boss๐Ÿ‘ and take control of YOUR finan- lol just kidding could you imagine
          Open Hey hun!! ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
          Hey hun!! ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ Itโ€™s been way too long ๐Ÿ“† since we last spoke! I was wondering ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญhave you ever heard of the โœŠ๐Ÿป Ku Klux Klan๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป? The Klan is a ๐Ÿ†’ super fun ๐Ÿคช and affordable ๐Ÿ’ธ way to feel superior to everyone of inferior races ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ! I just need FIVE 5๏ธโƒฃ more members ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ to hit goal ๐Ÿฅ…โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธfor this month! If you sign up ๐Ÿ“ today you get a lot of fun ๐Ÿ˜‹ perks! Youโ€™ll get a free white hood ๐Ÿ‘ป, a brand new torch ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ, a copy of Mein Kampf ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ“š, and a delusional sense of grandeur๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ! Hope to hear from you soon ๐Ÿ˜˜!!
          Open Hey queens ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’‹
          Hey queens ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’‹ did you know ๐Ÿ”โœ๏ธ that you can make 5 BILLION dollars ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฒ from HOME ๐Ÿ˜ every MONTH โŒš๏ธ by simply joining MY team ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ and selling this AMAZING โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ product???? All you have to do ๐Ÿ‘„โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€ is ADD lots of people on facebook that you have ONE ๐Ÿ–• or TWO โœŒ๏ธ mutual friends with ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ or message people you havenโ€™t talked to in AT LEAST five โœ‹ years, saying ๐Ÿค  โ€œhey fatty!! Youโ€™re looking ugly as fuck since high school!! How you been, girl?!!!!!??!!! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• Do you want to buy my wraps, or my pills ๐ŸŒˆ you fuckin skank ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜œ?? Message me for more info ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ gross bitch!!! Xoxoxoxoโ€
          
          I LOVEEE my (3) pink Mercedes and I took my FAMILY of 38 PEOPLE to CANCUN not once, not twice, but THIRTEEN TIMES this past week ALONE!!!! I also literally cured myself of EIGHT different kinds of CANCER. THIS COULD BE YOU!!!!! BUY A STARTER KIT AT NO COST TO YOU EXCEPT $500 but also fuck off and stop messaging me about this kind of shit
          Open What's up guys
          What's up guys so a friend of mine [redacted] has introduced to this teeth whitening tooth paste. It's something that has shown results and if you're interested just know it has:
          
          ๐ŸšซNo bleaches ๐ŸšซNo peroxide, harsh chemicals, or sugars โœ”๏ธDentist recommended โœ”๏ธKids โค๏ธ it ๐Ÿ˜ŽAmazing for wine ๐Ÿท coffee โ˜•๏ธ and nicotine โœ”๏ธWhitens caps and veneers ๐Ÿค‘Way less ๐Ÿ’ฐ than whitening strips
          
          ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผor PM๐Ÿ“ฉ me to get yours with my big order going out this Saturdayโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ•บ
          Open Hey guys as a student
          Hey guys as a student, one thing Im really in need of is money ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿ’ต . This experience has not only helped me with that but also helped form new relationshipsโœด๏ธโ™ฅ. Wow the power of social media!!!!๐Ÿ”ฅ with that being said:
          
          Looking to make some extra cash๐Ÿ’ฐ?
          
          โœ…no membership/start up fee โœ…free coaching/mentoring โœ…go at your own pace โœ…work from home and your phone
          
          Feel free to connect ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผor inbox me I would love to share this with you โ€ผ๏ธ
          Open Let's get something straight. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
          Let's get something straight. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ A pyramid scheme is illegal. STOP saying that hard working people in direct sales and multi-level marketing are in a pyramid scheme. ๐Ÿคฏ KNOW THE FACTS. You are talking about people that work hard to support their families, provide for themselves and offer wonderful products and services. ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿ’ธ We don't get paid from the funds of our team members, THAT is illegal. Our corporate office pays our bonuses, overrides, incentives and we personally make money from our own sales. Stop shaming people that are making an honest living and doing life different from what YOU deem appropriate. ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ Open up that tiny mind just a bit. I'm so sick and tired of being shamed. ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿฅด ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿคฌ If you don't like folks in direct sales delete me. ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ Cause it's helped me spend more time with my family. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ˜ โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฝ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ธ

          BFD by Devin Millar

            I got a big fat dick Yes I got a big-big fat dick A big fat dick! I'm a winner, I'm a winner Oh yes I am! A big fat dick! It's hard, it's snuggly And white-y. A big fat dick! Now get a kick off my big fat dick!

            BFD lyrics

            You know you want something
            Stay and I want your company
            Now lick it, now lick it
            Everyone loves a huge loving part
            All the girls squeal
            You won't wanna bear apart
            Now lick it, now lick i-I-I-t!
            
            It's so yummy
            It's so delicious
            That's why you want me
            Now lick it, now lick it
            
            It's so sweet-y
            You so need me
            I want you to do it
            Now lick it, now lick I-It
            
            I got a big fat dick
            Yes I got a big-big fat dick
            A big fat dick!
            I'm a winner, I'm a winner
            Oh yes I am!
            
            A big fat dick!
            It's hard, it's snuggly
            And white-y. A big fat dick!
            
            Now get a kick off my big fat dick!
            
            Come take a dive my flower
            It makes even bad boys cower
            No matter who you are I see
            Everybody wants a piece of me
            Black dudes be like nigga lick me please
            Haters call me a faggot
            And they lick my dick cheese
            
            It's so yummy
            It's so delicious
            That's why you want me
            Now lick it, now lick it
            
            It's so sweet-y
            You so need me
            I want you to do it
            Now lick it, now lick I-It
            
            I got a big fat dick
            Yes I got a big-big fat dick
            A big fat dick!
            I'm a winner, I'm a winner
            Oh yes I am!
            
            A big fat dick!
            It's hard, it's snuggly
            And white-y. A big fat dick!
            
            Now get a kick off my big fat dick!
            
            It's so yummy
            It's so delicious
            That's why you want me
            Now lick it, now lick it
            
            It's so sweet-y
            You so need me
            I want you to do it
            Now lick it, now lick I-It
            
            I got a big fat dick
            Yes I got a big-big fat dick
            A big fat dick!
            I'm a winner, I'm a winner
            Oh yes I am!
            
            A big fat dick!
            It's hard, it's snuggly
            And white-y. A big fat dick!
            
            Now get a kick off my big fat dick!
            
            A big fat dick!
            A big fat dick!
            
            I got a big fat dick
            Yes I got a big-big fat dick
            A big fat dick!
            I'm a winner, I'm a winner
            Oh yes I am!
            
            A big fat dick!

            BFD Christian version

            You know you want something
            
            Stay I want your company
            
            Now love him now love him now love him
            
            Everyone loves a huge loving church
            
            Everyone come and everyone can be heard
            
            Now love him now love him
            
            Hes so wonderful hes come for us
            
            Thats why we want him
            
            Now love him now love him
            
            Hes so holy within
            
            You so need him
            
            Welcome to the church
            
            We got a big hearted god
            
            Yes we got a big big hearted god
            
            A big hearted god
            
            We could be sinners could be sinners
            
            Oh yes we are
            
            A big hearted god
            
            Hes got the world in his hands
            
            A big hearted god
            
            Now lets praise him with all our love

            Light. Do you want to have sex?

              Deathnote copypasta
              "Light. Do you want to have sex?"
              
              
              Light almost choked on his sip of coffee. Think. He had to play this strategically.
              
              
              If I immediately say no, he'll definitely think I'm Kira. It's too obvious. Would Kira have gay sex? Kira would never let himself be in a position so vulnerable, never mind gay or not. Though... Would he? Kira, albeit drawn from me, is a concept who exists in a divorced state. While I may not jump at the opportunity for sex, someone such as Kira may see it as a show of power. So if I declined here, L may suspect that I don't want to come off as too power-hungry, and accuse me of being Kira.
              
              
              I have to go through with it. I don't have a good enough reason to reject him.
              
              
              But if I say yes, that still points towards Kira, who could use the argument that "a hole is a hole" and therefore top. No, if I suggest topping, he'll definitely think I'm Kira. But wait. That's it.
              
              
              I'll take his dick up my ass, proving that I am neither homophobic nor Kira.
              
              
              L, in the meantime, ate his cake without so much as giving it a second thought. His trap was well-laid and well-prepared.
              
              
              If Light asks me to top, he's definitely Kira.