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FUCK THE CCP
TAIWAN IS A COUNTRY
FREE TIBET
UYGHUR GENOCIDE
TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE
I PLAY GAMES MORE THAN 3 HOURS A DAY
HAVING MORE THAN 2 KIDS IS COOL
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I CANNOT STOP OPENING WITH THE QUEEN'S GAMBIT. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. WHEN THAT PAWN MOVES TO D4 I SHAKE IN PLEASURE, AND WHEN BLACK MOVES THEIR PAWN TO D5 I FEEL THE FEELING OF 1000 CLIMAXES. I MOVE A PAWN TO C4 QUIVERING IN ANTICIPATION AND THEN, AS IT WAS PLANNED, THE ENEMY TAKES MY C4 PAWN. I SCREAM AND MOAN IN PLEASURE AS I COVER THE INSIDE OF MY PANTS WITH MY CUM. I MOVE MY PAWN TO B3 AND IT GETS CAPTURED I MOAN AND BANG THE TABLE AS I SLOWLY CAPTURE THEIR PAWN, TAKEN COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE MIDDLE OF THE BOARD, AND PASS OUT CUDDLING MY OPPONENT, PANTS DRENCHED IN SEMEN.
*thrusts me against a table* "sorry mommy I've been a bad little boy don't punish me 🥺" *smacks ass* "ouhhhh THAT HURTS MOMMY" sticks hands between legs and viciously strokes my cock "hmmmm that feels good 🥴" *Squeezes balls firmly* "NO MOMMY NOT THERE" *bursts ball sack*
Look for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13th for lots of music videos and extraslook for the gummy bear album in stores on november 13th, with lots of music, videos and extras
ITS CALLED THE MID WEST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE THING IN IT IS MID. SKYLINE CHILI? MID! YOUR CINCINNATI REDS WHO HASN'T WON A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION SINCE 1990? MUH MUH MUH MUH MID!It's ☝️ called 🗣️ the ↙️ midwest 👎 because 🗣️ every 💯 single 1️⃣ thing 🤣 in ⏬ it ⏬ is mid 😐 !
Skyline 🌆 chili 🌶️ ? mid 😐 !
Your ⚾ Cincinnati 🧭 reds 🍎 who 😕 haven't ⛔ won 🏆 a 🙅 world 🌐 series 🏆 since ⏰ 1️9️9️0️? Muh-👿-muh👿-muh-MID 😐 !
And ☝️ every 🧍 single 1️⃣ person 🧔 who 😶 lives 🏠 here 😕... is📜 ... MID 😐!