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Hello, concerned father here.

    concerned Christian Father copypasta
    Hello everyone, concerned Christian Father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.

    Emotional Damage

      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
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      EmOtIoNaL Of DaMaGe
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      Material Girl – Tiktok

        MATERIALL GWORLLL💅
        MATERIAL GWORLLLLLL 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾✨🤩
        MATERIAL GWORRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!

        Open lyrics

        [Intro]
        Get it from my mammy, Balmain bust down, oh
        (Tre Trax I think we got one, haha)
        (It’s Trax season, bruh)
        (Who dat Trell?)
        
        [Chorus]
        (Material Girl)
        I want Chanel nine boots
        All these n^^gas steady jockin’, ’cause they know I’m the truth
        (Material Girl)
        And I get it from my mammy
        Balmain bust downs, these hoes can’t stand me
        (Material Girl)
        Currently working on a Grammy
        Meanwhile, p^^sy poppin’ with ya man in Miami
        (Material Girl)
        Chanels and pearls, that’s the trick that it take to keep the girls
        
        [Verse 1]
        Choppin’ b^^ches down like Edward Scissor Hands (Scissor Hands)
        I don’t want no petty money, n^^ga, run them bands (Run them bands)
        Private Island living chillin’ with Toucan Sam
        f^^king billionaire ballers, rap sh^t got me grand (Ah)
        Motorsport do the dash, drop the top in the Lamb’
        Chanel Bags, that’ll make me know it (Yeah)
        You need a hot girl? Boy, you gon’ have to show it
        You wanna taste? Baby boy, you gon’ have to throw it
        Deposit all accounts, baby, keep the cash flowin’ (Ching-ching)
        Bust down wrist but the bussdown keep’ em going
        Hennessy on my lips, take a sip
        I like my n^^gas laid, don’t come here with no chips (Ha-ha-ha)
        How much is you payin’? (Payin’)
        I don’t speak broke boy language (Nah)
        You can leave with the crew that you came with (Came with)
        Me and my b^^ches ain’t playing (Gon’ on)
        Ice me out, n^^ga, like Elsa (Elsa)
        Fly me out, private jet, no Delta (Delta)
        You can send your b^^ch back to the shelter (Shelter)
        You ain’t got no money, b^^ch, I can’t help ya
        
        [Chorus]
        (Material Girl)
        I want Chanel nine boots
        All these n^^gas steady jockin’, ’cause they know I’m the truth
        (Material Girl)
        And I get it from my mammy
        Balmain bust downs, these hoes can’t stand me
        (Material Girl)
        Currently working on a Grammy
        Meanwhile, p^^sy poppin’ with ya man in Miami
        (Material Girl)
        Chanels and pearls, that’s the trick that it take to keep the girls
        
        [Verse 2]
        Look, but don’t touch (Uh-uh)
        You used to free b^^ches, I cost too much
        I’m married to the money, baby, you can keep yo’ tux
        Stop askin’ the same questions, “Is you f^^kin’ or what?” (No)
        I like a super size, n^^ga, money deluxe
        Where my money? Now you stutter, what-what-what-what?
        Let me make it real clear, f^^k n^^ga, pay up
        Broke n^^gas leave a bad taste, ugh, yuck
        Ocean Drive is where I wanna be (Facts)
        Neck on freeze thanks to my girl Tiffany (Froze)
        Feet on fleek, steppin’ through Balenci’
        You would be crazy as f^^k to put her against me (Ha)
        Fly me to Cali (Cali)
        Swipin’ all yo’ credit cards, this B.A.P.S., I’m Halle
        Gucci, Louis, Prada, it don’t matter
        Money make me cmm, boy, stop with the chatter
        Rich n^^ga, eight figures, not enough
        Ten figures, private show in the back of the Bentley truck
        Spend yo’ money, you still can’t cuff
        I want materials and serials, boy, you outta luck
        No stash type of b^^ch, you ain’t keepin’ your money tucked (Gimme that)
        You bought Givenchy, I’m still stingy, no sir, you can’t f^^k
        (“You said you loved me”) Tuh, boy, I told you what?
        You a duck-a^s n^^ga, stop cluckin’ and pay up
        
        [Chorus]
        (Material Girl)
        I want Chanel nine boots
        All these n^^gas steady jockin’, ’cause they know I’m the truth
        (Material Girl)
        And I get it from my mammy
        Balmain bust downs, these hoes can’t stand me
        (Material Girl)
        Currently working on a Grammy
        Meanwhile, p^^sy poppin’ with ya man in Miami
        (Material Girl)
        Chanels and pearls, that’s the trick that it take to keep the girls (To keep the girls)
        
        [Outro]
        (Hahaha)
        (Tre Trax I think we got one, haha)
        (It’s Trax season, bruh)
        (Who dat Trell?)
        Materials and serials, b^^ch (Materials and serials, b^^ch)

        Sincerely, A Shen Main

          Shen copypasta
          A good Shen player will usually never ult just to save your ass. We are not your babysitters. When Shen ults he sees a possibility to turn the fight around for your team. He is very often leaving behind resources like XP and Farm just to turn around the fight, but when you decide to run away you most likely have given your enemy top laner free resources and the turret in return for nothing for Shen. This also shows us that you are usually not worth ulting for. Instead just walk into Taunt Range for Shen. This isn't just about Shen, though. Most Enemies will have spent their resources by then so you are giving Shen the opportunity to assist YOU in getting kills. A single taunt is usually more than enough to make you go from certain death to 2 easy kills bot lane.
          
          Sincerely,
          
          A Shen Main

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            My nuts were ripped off.

              My nuts have detached from my body, I was in my bedroom messing around with my Rias body pillow when all of a sudden one of the broken threads from all the years of intense pickle pounding latched on to my grotesque testicle. It grabbed it with a tremendous force so flabbergasting that it ripped my balls right off. However it is very convenient because now I can fuck my body pillow to my greatest desire without making a mess!