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An Ode to Lament:
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to a great extent
stochastic radiant descent
breach of trust with fraudulent intent
live laugh lament
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Its from the Instagram story of Cynthia Erivo (the actor playing the green witch) reacting to fan edits of the Wicked movie poster hiding her eyes.
This is the wildest, most offensive thing I have seen, equal to that awful Ai of us fighting, equal to people posing the question “is your ***** dangling” None of this is funny None of it is cute It degrades me It degrades us The original poster is an ILLUSTRATION. I am a real life human being, who chose to to look right down the barrel of the camera to you, the viewer ...because, without words we communicate with our eyes. Our poster is an homage not an imitation, to edit my face and hide my eyes is to erase me. And that is just deeply hurtful.
This copypasta came from classic WoW specifically the Darrowshire server which was notorious for having a lot of server issues. The meme was then adopted for other games (usually ARPG) as a joke.
PoE2
Well it was nice playing with you all. Path of Exile 2 has lost another active player due to server restarts. Don’t take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can’t stop restarting realms. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $1000 I put aside to support this project. Oh well shit happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Last Epoch and thanks for the cheese
Last Epoch
Well it was nice playing with you all. Last Epoch has lost another active player due to server incompetence. Don’t take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can’t fix the constant crashes on Online Play. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $1000 I put aside to support this project. Oh well shit happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Last Epoch and thanks for the cheese
WoW classic
Well it was nice playing with you all. Darrowshire has lost another active player due to server incompetence. Don't take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can't fix the constant crashes on Darrowshire. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $100 I put aside to support this project. Oh well shit happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Darrowshire and thanks for the cheese, catch ya later
I was there. I booked my flight with Bitcoin. When I landed, I took a Bitcoin-powered taxi to the Bitcoin Hilton, where I'd reserved the Bitcoin suite. I had a good soak in the Bitcoin-heated jacuzzi, put on my favorite shirt with the tilty orange Bs, and took a walk over to Bitcoin beach. Such a lovely spot, with sats washing up on the orange sand. Then, after a seed oil-free, all meat dinner, I went to the Bitcoin club, and danced the night away to music made by artists paid entirely in sats. It was truly a Bitcoin paradise, and I would move there tomorrow, but I can't sell my sats right now, because Coinbase locked my account again.
Its a variation of the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Nami from League of Legends.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of vastayan-human breeding, nami is the most compatible vastaya for humans? Not only is she a enchanter, which is mostly comprised of submissive and breedable creatures, Nami is 188cm or 6'2 long, 167.6cm or 5'6 tall, and weighs 90.7kg or 200lbs, this means shes large and plump enough to take a human dick, and with her impressive thigh and breast size and the ability to heal herself, you can be rough with her. Due to her mostly water based identity, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Nami would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. She also has the abilities, Tidecaller's Blessing, Tidal Wave, Aqua Prison along with not having fur to hide her nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood and have access to some of the kinkier abilities in league. With her ability surging tides she can easily assist you with your stamina allowing you to speed up when you are getting fatigued yourself. No other vastaya comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you get her pregnant you could have a rival for sett since he is also half vastayan. Nami is literally built for human dick. Ungodly ability to turn you on and access to some of the best support skills for sex, it could take a cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still be able to pleasure everyone.
The infamous Shyvana’s copypasta first appeared from an anonymous comment under her NSFW art early 2013. It was later expanded and used as a comment in a popular League AMA which brought it into mainstream popularity.
Vaginas exude a large amount of heat on normal human women, let alone on certain female half-dragons, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Shyvana's bare vagina, especially if she was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right. Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a half-breed is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Shyvana might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness between her thighs, her naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for her to wear human clothes comfortably (especially tight, reinforced armor). She probably sweats profusely in her armor, enough to drench herself in only one short outing to Summoner's Rift. But then again she may get off on the feeling of being wrapped so tightly, so to speak. The sensation of her wet vagina would probably resemble putting your finger into a bath of hot honey. The juices more viscous than normal and just hot enough that you almost risk a burn. Imagine the smell and the taste of her inner thighs after one match. Wet and sticky with a musky odor and all salty-sweet from the combination of her various juices...
In addition, Shyvana's vagina may even be larger than those of human women, or at the very least anatomically different. The vaginal walls of human women only contract significantly during sex if experiencing orgasm. Due to her half-dragon nature, Shyvana may resemble some member of the known animal kingdom in that her physical control over her vaginas muscles is much greater. It would not be unreasonable to suggest that Shyvana could flex and contract the muscles in her vaginal walls to masturbate and in effect "milk" a penis for all it's worth. Her cervix may even be penetrable with little to no pain experienced, a sort of inverse "knot", a way to ensure that not one drop of her mate's semen will escape her.
The thing about Shyvanna is...
Vaginas exude a large amount of heat on normal human women, let alone on certain female half-dragons, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Shyvana's bare vagina, especially if she was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right.
Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a half-breed is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Shyvana might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness between her thighs, her naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for her to wear human clothes comfortably (especially tight, reinforced armor).
She probably sweats profusely in her armor, enough to drench herself in only one short outing to Summoner's Rift. But then again she may get off on the feeling of being wrapped so tightly, so to speak. The sensation of her wet vagina would probably resemble putting your finger into a bath of hot honey. The juices more viscous than normal and just hot enough that you almost risk a burn. Imagine the smell and the taste of her inner thighs after one match. Wet and sticky with a musky odor and all salty-sweet from the combination of her various juices.
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"Vaginas exude a large amount of heat on normal human women, let alone on certain female half-dragons, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Shyvana's bare vagina, especially if she was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right. Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a half-breed is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Shyvana might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness between her thighs, her naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for her to wear human clothes comfortably (especially tight, reinforced armor). She probably sweats profusely in her armor, enough to drench herself in only one short outing to Summoner's Rift.But then again she may get off on the feeling of being wrapped so tightly, so to speak. The sensation of her wet vagina would probably resemble putting your finger into a bath of hot honey. The juices more viscous than normal and just hot enough that you almost risk a burn. Imagine the smell and the taste of her inner thighs after one match. Wet and sticky with a musky odor and all salty-sweet from the combination of her various juices..."