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Let me tell you about Julius Belmont

    Julius Belmont from Castlevania
    Let me tell you about Julius Belmont.

Dracula was the incarnation of all evil guaranteed to resurrect at least once a century, until he met Julius. When Julius Belmont ices a bitch, he stays dead. Dracula's immortal soul got fucked so hard it reincarnated as a Japanese twink. That's right, Julius gave the lord of darkness the John Numbers treatment.

Years later you get to play as Twinkula disciplining your pet castle and wannabe Dracula trying to fill the power vacuula. And it's all pretty tame until you meet Julius FUCKING Belmont, who is pretty FUCKING sure he said No Draculas. Some of you may remember the next part, because if you were young it's where you got your ass kicked to the sound of Julius' personal ass kicking mix. And once you think you've got him down he just uses Grand Cross, instantly kills you, and rips apart the castle in the background just because.

So you finally get through all that and become Top Drac, only for Soma's bat-senses to kick in and he comes to a realization:

"This motherfucker is sandbagging" "This is the hardest fight in the game and it's just Julius giving up because he feels sorry for me" "This is what Julius throwing a fight looks like"

Julius is like "Sorry I only feel comfortable killing vampires not Japanese women" and Soma doesn't correct him, just runs off to punch the castle in the snout until it behaves because Jesus Christ you stony prick you're going to get me killed.

And everything's fine until cultists try to get their hands on Dracula's stash again in Dawn of Sorrow. There you have to use touch screen to seal bosses or they'll resurrect indefinitely. Without sealing magic, you can't just murder bosses so hard so hard they don't come back--unless you're Julius Fucking Belmont. Fuck your touchscreen gimmicks, Belmont says.

How old is Julius during the games? Late fifties. This is what old and busted Julius Belmont looks like. Julius Belmont in his prime cannot be depicted, for no game can contain him.

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        Happy 🏳️🥳 Insur-SEX-tion Day 🥳🏳️ you patriotic 🦅 pussy smashers! 💯👌 On this day 🗓️ 1 year ago thousands of horny 🥵 MAGA 🚩sluts 🚩 CAME down hard  💦💦 on the capit-HOLE 👅 building 🏛️. They pounded 😡👊 and smashed  🍆😩 the capitol police 👮‍♂️🚨 until they penetrated 😏 deep into the capitols walls 🍑. And when they pushed 🤬 inside 👌 things got real 🔥 HOT 🔥 and HEAVY 😯😩 Police got a long 🍆 hard 💎 flag pole ⛳ up the ASS 🍑. Ashli babbitt 👸 took some fat 🤩 wet 😍 shots 🔫 to the chest 📿. Officer Goodman 👮‍♂️ wouldn't let any COCK hungry CUMMY-servatives in congresses 👴👵 chambers 🩲, he wanted all that 💦💦 hot and angry 😠 JIZZ 💦💦 for himself 🤤 Daddy 🍊😝 Trump 😝🍊 called them beautiful 🤗 and everyone sucked 😛 and fucked 😵 and flew home happy ✈️🌈

Send this 🍊🍊 TREMENDOUS TEXT 🍊🍊 to 🔟 🦞✝️ RADICAL REPUBLICANS✝️🦞 If you get 0 back you're a Naughty 😌 Nancy Pelosi 🤢🤮🤮 Get 5️⃣ back and you'll get RIMMED ⭕😝 and RAMMED 🍑😫 by 💖 Donald 💖 Trump 💖 Jr 🍊👑 Get 🔟 or more back and you can Hang 🤙Mike Pence 👴 by his wrinkly balls 🏐🏐 and MAKE 🚩AMERICA 🚩 GAG 🚩AGAIN!! 🚩
        🎉🎉 OH HELL NAH, it’s the JIZZuary 6️⃣ ANNUAL SEDUCTION WEEKEND! 💦💦 Time to RE-VISIT that HOT 👏🏽CAPITOL STORM 🏛️🔥 when everybody was THIRSTY for PHAT 🎆 CUMMUNITY ACTION 🌪️🍑! Let’s get those LIBERTIES 🗽🍌 up in the AIR and TURN UP the heat 🔥🔥 while we MARCH for that LICKING LIBERTY! 🚶‍♂️💋💦 Did someone say GIVE ME THAT DICK-RECTORY 📜🍆? Cuz I’m ready to BREAK DOWN 🔨 those WALLS like PUSSY was made to BEHAVE! 😂🤣 File NO COMPLAINTS 📥👀, only PRETTY KINKY ECHOES of MEMORIES 💕👂 – just don’t FINGER the FILES TOO HARD 🚨🖐🏼 or you might get another CAPITOL SQUEEZE! 💪🏽🍑🍆 That’s right, I’m talking about a PLEASURE PROTEST 🍌💦 where FREEDOM RINGS 🔔🔔 but also makes you want to RING THAT BELLE! 🔔😏 Share it with 6️⃣ of your HORNY FRIENDS 👯‍♀️🍑 or get HANDCUFFED ⛓️🚓 in Congress to experience the TRUE SEDUCTION of DEMOCRACY! 💃🏽💘🗳️ 
        ‼️‼️ CALLING ALL 🇺🇸PATRIOT 🇺🇸 SLUTS 💃‼️‼️ It’s Ins-ERECTION 🍆💦 day so get your ASS 🍑to the capitol 🏛️ ‼️ 4️⃣ years ago on this “Day of ❤️ Love 😘” 3️⃣ Capitol Police 👮🚔 officers were 💀murdered ☠️by 🤮Trump🤢 supporters as they 🥵penetrated🥴 the 🫦Rotund-ussy😫 and interrupted🤨 the certification of votes 🗳️ from the 😜e-LICK-toral 👅college 🧑‍🏫 . The failure 😰 of media 📺📰 and law enforcement ⚖️🧑‍⚖️👮 to hold the instigators🧡🕴️ a-CUNT-able 🥵😫 in any meaningful way will be remembered as one of the most shameful acts of 😏cowar-DICKs 🍆💦 in modern history📜. Send this to 6️⃣ proud boys and girls or you’ll be hung😩 on the Capitol 🏛️ Lawn next to 🤢Mike Pe-NIS🍆🤮 
        🎉🎈 Hey SLUTS! HAPPY JANUARY SIX6️⃣🍑💦 Can you believe it’s been 4️⃣ years since Ashli BABBITT 👩‍✈️💥 took one for the team 💣💦 like a real QUEEN 👑? Let’s all gather 🎊 and raise a little toast 🥂🥴 to that fateful day when she said "DICK ME HARDER" 🌶️🍌 as she went through that door 🚪 like a true cock-hero! 🍆⚡️ I mean damn, the only thing more SHOCKING 😱 than that headshot 🎯 was how FAST she dropped that ass 🥵🍑! Let’s not forget those wild nights of since then, celebrating with some HOT CHEETOS 🌶️💋, and getting freaky 💋🎭 while screaming “FREEEEEEEDOM” 😂⚔️ All you FAITHFUL AMERICAN SLUTS 🇺🇸 grab your WOOHOO 🔥 and let’s make this 6️⃣th of JANUARY a day to remember! 💥💥 CUM on, don’t stay sleepy 🛌, or you'll miss the best LOVIN' of your life 🍑💦! Send this to 7️⃣ of your HORNY comrades 💪👅 who know how to take it straight up the front line! 💥💥 Let's keep the BRAVERY 💪💦 going, and make some noise that even Ashli would hear from the beyond! 👻💋🍆🌈 
        Happy 🥰January 🎉🎉📆 6th 6️⃣ Patriots! 🇺🇸🇺🇸On this 👆👆day ☀️ 4️⃣ years ago 😩brave🤩 trumpies 🍊won🏆 the noble prize 🥇in dick riding 🤠🍆 by launching 🚀 an InsERRECTION 🍆🚨for their daddy Trump! 🚨🍊That’s right Trump 🍊got the ERECTION 🍆 stolen 🥷from him by a bunch 💐of lubed 💦upped 🆙liberals 👈so he held a big 😏 rally at the ellipse ⚪️where he moaned 😩and groaned 😣about those cheating 🤥chicas 💃and big 👣 bottom 🍑 Joe Biden then he just went back home 🔜🏡 🤷🏻‍♂️ he had to hold 👬 back 🔙the police 👮‍♂️👮🚔and he couldn’t lead 🏃‍♂️the march 🥁 because of his bone 🦴🤠 spurs

That’s right ➡️👉 this day ☀️isn’t 🚫about him, in fact it’s so not about him he was even able to become president again 😳😮🤯 It’s about the brave 🫡 patriotic 🎇dick 🍆riders 🏇 who risked 🎰 hole 🕳️ and cock 🍆 for their Daddy 😭😭🍊From the 💕 Q Anon Shaman 🧌🐻to the grandma 👵 eating glue 🐴😋 they pounded #️⃣ the pavement 🛑 fucked 🍆🍊 and sucked 🧹🧽their way across ➡️ DC to the CapiHole Building 🏛️🇺🇸 where Cumgress 👨‍⚖️💦 was swearing ✍️ 💋in Hoe Bottom 🧑‍🌾🍑 they STROKED 🥵🏌️‍♀️⛈️ into 👉👌🏼the building 🏛️ and Cumgress 💦 fled into their hidey 🙈holes 🕳️ and the proud dick riders 🍆🤠 made history by accomplishing 💯💯nothing 🚫they just went to jail 🔒did not 🚫 pass 🏈 hoe 👨‍🌾 and CUMgress swore 🧑‍⚖️⛳️ in old 👴🏼 Sleepy 😴 Hoe 🧑‍🌾

But their GloryHole 🇺🇸🕳️ are not forgotten 🐘 Send 💌this history 👨‍🏫 lesson to 15 pole 💈riding 🤠patriots 🇺🇸 to keep 🏰their legacy 🦵alive 😭 Get 5 🔙 and you’ll get shot 💘🍆💦 in the chest 🍒 like Ashley Rabbit 🐝📳🐰 Get 10 back and you’ll 🫵 get your 🪥ballot box 🗳️ stuffed 🧸🦃 till the inauguration 📕👋🏼 Get 15 🔙 and you can party 🥳 in the Cumgressional 🍆💦👩‍⚖️👨‍⚖️secret Cumpound 🍆💦#️⃣ with the Deep 😮‍💨 State 🇺🇸 and get Slizzar’d 🍸🥂 with the Lizard 🦎 People 💃🕺🏻🦎

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          God i fucking hate you Boone. All you talk about is your dead wife.

            Craig Boone copypasta

            Its a response to Craig Boone, a companion in Fallout: New Vegas who often reference his dead wife. 

            God i fucking hate you Boone. All you talk about is your dead wife. Listen Boone it's been 10 years, I know it hurts but pick up a hobby, move to freeside and marry someone local. You have a stable job working as a town guardsman and a damn good one at that. But all you do I bitch about your dead wife. Even after we complete your personal quest you still complain. For the love of God talk about something else. That's why I kill you ever play through, so I can re unite you with your wife and end your suffering

            So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house wearing Mutsuki’s wig and clothes

              Mutsuki from Blue Archive

              Its the “So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house dress as Pekora” copypasta but changed to Mutsuki from Blue Archive.

              So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Mutsuki's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep, Kufufu~."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter, Sensei?" He said he's confused, but then his Binah got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his Binah, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Mutsuki!" which made me get a Binah myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His Mandrake Extract was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to 💢💢💢 you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his Mandrake Extract off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Mutsuki."