Ever since I got fit I've started feeling worthy to masturbate to more attractive anime characters
I used to pick one of the side characters or someone in the background but now I've moved up to supporting chars/friends of the protagonist
[Intro]Yo, listen up, here's the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue Like him, inside and outside Blue his house with a blue little window And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around' Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen, to listen, to listen)
[Chorus]I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
[Verse]I have a blue house with a blue window Blue is the color of all that I wear Blue are the streets and all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue Blue are the people here that walk around Blue like my Corvette, it's standing outside Blue are the words I say and what I think Blue are the feelings that live inside me
[Chorus]I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
[Verse]I have a blue house with a blue window Blue is the color of all that I wear Blue are the streets and all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue Blue are the people here that walk around Blue like my Corvette, it's standing outside Blue are the words I say and what I think Blue are the feelings that live inside me
[Chorus]I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
[Bridge]Inside and outside Blue his house with a blue little window And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around' Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen)
[Chorus]I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
blue people don't exist. this is offensive. i have never in my life met a blue person. SMURFS ARENT REAL GUYS. IM TIRED OF SEEING THIS BLUE LIVES MATTER, SMURFS ARE NOT REAL THERE ARE NO BLUE PEOPLE. and even if they were real, they do not matter. i hate smurfs. theyre ugly and short. i could step on them. they have big noses. i just want to pick them up and bite their heads like laffy taffy. DO NOT STAN BLUE LIVESSo my little boy (13) told me he was gay this morning. I can't believe I raised such a misogynistic boy 😭😭😭😭😭I can't believe my own child wouldn't like women 😡😡😡😡😡😭😭😭😭😢😢😢how😟😟😟😟 could I make my child so sexist he completely rejects women and be comes a full male 🤬🤬🤬 SUPREMACIST😡😰😰😰 I can't believe he only likes men what a full sexist I'm kicking him out of my home IMMEDIATELY😓😮💨😮💨😱😱😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬 THIS IS HORRIBLE🤬🤬 THIS IS😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬 NOT MY FAULT ITS THE ERICSON'S THEIR MOM IS A PIECE OF SHIT😳😤😤 DIVORCED FUCK 🤬🤬😠🤬😠🤬😠😡😠🤬🤬😠😡😠THEIR CONTAGIOUS GAYNESS RUBBED OFF ON MY SWEET BABY BOY AND I WILL NOT HAVE IT DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!??!!??!
Thanks for reminding me why I watch fansubs. Tired of these shitty localizations pushed by “politically correct” corporations in order to appease the blue-haired progressives of Twitter and Reddit.
The technical difference between “lolicon” and “pedophile” absolutely does exist, and in an academic or legal context, or among otaku characters making specific use of the term, it is definitely better to leave it as lolicon.
Edit: Lol mayo monkeys raging when confronted with any criticism towards their linguistic imperialism.
TIFU my cupping my husbands balls and licking his nipple
Let me start this by saying we’re both pretty big trolls and we’re always fucking with each other. Our most recent battles have been “bean dipping” each other.
See bean dip: To flick a woman's (or man's) breast with the index finger. Dubbed "bean dip" because the move is similar to that of scooping up bean dip.
Anyways, the last couple of days I have decided to up the “bean dipping” and randomly cup his balls and lick his nipple creepily lol. At the fridge, making dinner, brushing teeth. Doesn’t matter. The more unexpected the better. The more I can get him to make the shocked pikachu face, the better!
So anyways. Here come the TIFU.
It’s 8am. We’re just waking up — still in bed, doing our morning cuddling. Morning time is usually our “sexy time”.
I cup his balls, lick his nipple — but this time, no pikachu face. This time…
This time he farts the raunchiest fart of all the land. And pulls the blanket over my head. I’ve been Dutch ovened, FUCK!
But things get worse. I’m gagging and he jumps out of bed and charges out of the room coughing at his own putrid-ness. I shortly follow. PUKING.
I puked. And puked. And puked.
Our room STILL smells. We have two fans and an AC unit in that bitch. And IT. STILL. SMELLS. He’s McNasty lol
TL;DR: Trolled my husband. Got Dutch ovened. Puked.