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How to deal with unsportsmanlike player at chess club?

    You average chess enjoyer
    Theres a very unsportsmanlike player at our club who constantly taunts and belittles everyone else. Whenver you make a mistake he yells out "blunder!" or "inaccuracy!" ... "better move was..." and then says the engine move or what he thinks the engine move is. He also says what he thinks the engine +- is. He plays the kings gambit as much as he can and knows like 30 moves deep into every variation. If you respond something other than e5 to 1.e4 he just laughs and calls you a patzer.

He's also OBSESSED with Hikaru Nakamura. He talks about him all the time and shows everyone a picture of him with Hikaru (Its really blurry so its hard to tell if its even him). He's constantly talking about him as if he's a close friend even though he only (maybe?) met him one time. Its bordering on creepy and makes everyone uncomfortable. He calls him "Hikaru-San" which I think is part of his obsession with Japanese culture. He also brings japanese noodles/Ramen to the club every day and will spend like 5-10 minute eating them during his turn just to taunt you. Meanwhile he will be mumbling words in japanese.

We tried approaching about his conduct but he just did some weird anime villain laugh, yelled something in Japanese, then ran off to challenge another person to a blitz match. We obviously don't want to tell him not to come but it feels like his presence is deterring new people from joining and its also exhuasting.

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          SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RUSHIA

            Rushia boyfriend drama in a nutshell
            SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RUSHIA SHE GETS DICKED DOWN BY HER FIANCEE EVERY SINGLE NIGHT SHE IS GOING TO GET MARRIED AND IN HER VOWS SHE WILL NAME EVERY INDIVIDUAL GACHIKOI AND SAY SHE HATES THEM FOR A PERSONALIZED REASON AND THEN SHE WILL TELL THEM TO WATCH AS SHE MAKES OUT WITH HER NEW HUSBAND LIVE ON STREAM BEFORE SAYING THANKS FOR THE MONEY AND ENDING THE STREAM FOREVER

            I can’t believe Rushia could do this.

              Rushia having a boyfriend made her fans mald
              I can’t believe Rushia could do this. I’ve been a fandead since the beginning. I bought all her merch and all her memberships. Every birthday I would even give Rushia her very own Akasupa. I’m different from all the other Fandeads. What we have is special between us, or so I thought.

When Rushia announced her engagement ring I was the first person to have it. I didn’t want anyone to know about our relationship, so I decided to put it “somewhere else” besides my finger. Once I put it on(with the help of some Vaseline) we were now together forever. It was a little too small so I can’t get it off now, but this has allowed me to stay faithful. Whenever I see another girl it’s like Rushia is giving me a slight squeeze to remind me “you’re faithful right? You shouldn’t think about girls that aren’t me” I was always faithful, but it seems I was the only one holding up my end of the bargain.

As we speak I’m at the hospital getting the ring removed. The pain of the saw is bad, but the pain of this loss is worse. The broken ring is a perfect representation of my heart. I will be mailing it to Rushia once I find out where she lives along with some drain cleaner rigged with a CO2 canister(I sent this to Mafumafu too), so she can feel the consequences of her actions.