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IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋

    Joshua Caleb Gordon, nicknamed "Flash", is an American football wide receiver for the Kansas City Chiefs of the National Football League.
    IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋

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💯True💯 ✔⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordons🐐🏈⚡️are irreplaceable 💖

I could never delete you Josh Gordon!💖

Send this to ten other 🏈🐐⚡️Gordon owners⚡️🐐🏈 who will never trade Gordon for🔕👎🔕 Le'Veon Bell 🔕👎🔕

Or be cursed to a life of 💩🍺🚘🚔 Michael Floyd 🚔🚘🍺💩as your WR1 🚫😢👎😢👎

If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!! 🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆

3 back: Your starting QB won't be 💵🦀💩Brock Osweiler💩🦀💵!!

5 back: 👹Roger Goodell👹 will free ⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordon 🐐🏈⚡️

420 back: Your 🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 JOSH GARDEN🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 will be in full bloom!!

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              nature has molded females to become a holy being. they must be worshipped at all costs. since they lack the barbaric y chromosome and testosterone, they are unaggressive and thus good people. they are prophets, they are guides. questioning them is foolish and expecting 💦 for free is blasphemy. i will protect women at all costs and sacrifice everything for them because even their motherhood is a natural wonder. simping is a way of life. it is worship. would you make fun of a muslim for praying? then don't make fun of me either