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Andrew Tate quote

    You're probably one of those dudes who walks down the street and everybody looks at him and just yeah, small dick. That's probably who you are. I hope you get really insecure next time you're out in public like, walking down the street and you see someone look at you a little bit and you're like, "oh why are they looking at me? Oh it must just be normal passing traffic" No! Everybody knows. Every girl you meet. Like, when you go talk to a girl in a club. You go "hi my name's Terry" she knows. They all know. I hope you become very insecure because you fucking should be. Everybody whose ever glanced at your pathetic miserable face has known that you have a fucking miniscule penis. And they will for the rest of your life. How does that make you feel?

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      Andrew Tate brother dispute

        “We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch, we had the cam business, we had the hustler’s university, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork, you could’ve shut your mouth, and continued human trafficking and made as much money as you ever needed, it was perfect. But no, you had to just blow it up, you and your pride and your ego, you just had to respond to Greta Thunberg, if you’d done your job, known your place we’d all be fine right now.”

        Original quote was from Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad

        “We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch, we had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you needed, but you just had to blow it up, you and your pride and your ego”

        AITA for cheating on my gf with a hot femboy?

          So i (27M) and my gf (27F) had have a wonderful relationship for 4 years. Recently though, Me and my friends decided to watch gay porn for the fuck of it, To our surprise when we saw thick thighed and big ass femboys lathered with oil wearing kawaii anime cosplay, we began furiously masterbating. Cum was flying all over the place some landed in my mouth but i swallowed it. When we finished it smelled like dirty and smelly cum. I was so fucking horny i asked my friend (70M) to cosplay venti, which he happily obliged. The next day we went to his house, what we saw so fucking hot we didnt even wait for a second we all sprinted to him and bukkaked his ass. I grabbed his sissy ponytail while complimenting how tight his ass was. He was so fucking hot while cosplaying venti. We creampied his fucking sissy ass, it was so fucking hot. Unfortunately my GF soon found out about this and threw a tantrum about how she was supposed to propose to me tomorrow. What can i do if femboys are so delectable? So reddit Am i the asshole?

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            I became the first person to cum on 2023

              I became the first person to cum in 2023

December 31st 2022 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my dick desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2022. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white cum everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement.

I had just become the first person to cum in 2023. I look over my cum filled desk and chair with pride.

So all of you can go cry, because none of you will be able to claim my title of first person to cum in 2023. Go wallow in sorrow and self-pity at the fact that you missed the opportunity to ejaculate just when it reached the New Year at midnight. While you subhuman mere mortals are setting of fireworks at midnight, I am blasting a massive explosion of cum everywhere. Oh yes, I am now superior to everyone on the planet, bow down to me, the cum lord of 2023.

Happy new year, losers.