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Rise of Kingdoms

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    Rise of Kingdoms is a sick new RTS game where you can socialize with friends, conquer new territory, and fight in epic real-time battles. You start off by choosing which of the 11 civilizations you want to play as, from Rome, to Germany, to Japan! And then you recruit and train real historical heroes to your crew like Ghengis Khan or Cleopatra. You can embark with your army on a journey in the vast world. You can camp outside enemy bases then seize their territory at the opportune time in the game’s realistic warfare. With your spoils you can customize the architecture of your own city. You can construct schools, hospitals, markets, and more to set up a thriving economy and defend your land from opposing threats. And right now new players can enter the code on screen to get 200 gems, 2 silver keys, 100,000 food, and 100,000 wood for free from now to September 13. So be sure to click the link down below in the description to try out this game. Thank you so much to Lilith Games for sponsoring me.
    Itulah dia game baru kita..
Nama game ni adalah rise of kingdoms..
Basically game ni ada kelebihannya..
Apa kelebihannya?mari aku tunjuk ya..
Tak silap aku ada enam la bangunan yang korang boleh pilih..
Eh betul la enam..aku hebat rupanya hahahaha..
Actually game ni nk main 8jam pun tak cukup..
Memang layan la dibuatnya ok!!!

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      VB Longneck for breakfast

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        If you're a fuckin fair dinkum fucking full grown aussie, this is what'd you have for breakfast ya fuckin dog cunts. A fuckin VB, LONGNECK at 20 to 8 in the fuckin mornin. Get that up ya

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          Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky*~ murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*
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          Another slight variation
          Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* o3o!!!

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            I watched my little pony for 6 hours to see some tits.

              My Little Pony
              So I was in 8th or 9th (about 13 or 14) and my ex's sister had a really big crush on me. And I kinda liked her too. Well we're in a Skype call and she's all like "Hey I want to watch my little pony but I'm scared I'll be made fun of" and I'm like I'll watch it with you. Fuck it. And she's like aww that's sweet I'll make it up to you. I'll show you my boobs. And blah blah. So we watched THE FUCKING ENTIRE FRIENDSHIP IS MAGICAL SERIES 6 HOUR YOUTUBE VIDEO and the video ends and I'm like sweet can you uh. And she's like "gotta go to sleep" never did get to see the tits. Kinda still bummed about.