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I fucking hate funko pops.

    Soulless hunks of plastic with no redeeming qualities. This company swallows up creative ips and shits them out as identical little pieces of shit, and people just eat. That. Shit. Up.
    
    And everyone thinks they are the exception too- β€˜oh I dont like them, but I have one or two that I got as a gift that I like! They look cool on my shelf!’
    
    No. Fuck off. You’re part of the problem.
    
    I want to melt them in a cauldron and pour them over peoples heads like that one scene in game of thrones with Daenerys’ creepy brother.
    
    Source: worked in a shop that sold them, I hate every single person that ever bought one. The collectors were the worse but even watching normal people coo over them was just sickening

    THE JOKE IS SEX!

      get it 😍😍 the joke is that 🀯🀯🀯🀯 the woman is about to lift her shirt🀯🀯😰😼😼😼😼 but the video πŸ“ΌπŸ“ΌπŸ“Ό cuts βœ‚οΈβœ‚οΈβœ‚οΈto something else,2,2,2,1,?1?1!1!1!1!1πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…the joke, is sex!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😼😼😼😼😼😼 i cant believe op trolled🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌me like that!1!1!1 i literally had my dick πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦in my hand ✊✊✊✊✊✊what a silly goober‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️‼️‼️‼️❕‼️❕‼️‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯β—οΈβ€ΌοΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ’₯

      You probably have less in common with Wednesday Adams than your HS Bully

        I've seen this on tiktok, so much and it actually is starting to get on my nerves. Tintokers will talk about how it’s weird popular kids like Wednesday because, they bullied β€œme” in Highschool they would have ripped her to shreds!
        
        No they wouldn’t. In 90% of high schools in the world, Wednesday would arrive and immediately become pretty popular, despite her weirdness. She’s a trust fund kid whose more or less a confirmed genius who can play a few instruments and speaks several languages. However, even that wouldn’t matter if it wasn’t for one crucial detail. Wednesday is hot and confident, and people who are hot and confident don’t get completely ostracized from their peers no matter how weird they are, because people aren’t bullied for being only weird.
        
        You can get away with anything if you’re hot enough, rich enough, or can back it up. Wednesday does all. She could argue the finer points of eugenics and pull an Eren jaeger and still be more popular and well liked than half of you in HS. Hell, if Eren looked like Bertholdt people would call him out a lot quicker also.
        
        This is one thing I feel like people who relate to Weneday miss completely. She’s weird, and even then she’s not that weird. She participates in every school activity, is shown to be one of the smarter kids in her elite private schools, and her biggest character flaw is only being a slightly better detective than every police officer in the county and being a bit of a dick.
        
        Here’s the other issue, a lot of popular people are really weird and the idea that their not and some uniform NPC consumer is baffling. I had a friend who had a Skyrim themed Highschool graduation party and was still kingshit on the basis of just being mildly attractive and being on the track team. He’d also talk about anime and tried to show our schools β€œQueen Bee” hentai. Guess what though, he was hot, well-off, and charismatic. Same as Wednesday Addans.
        
        TLDR: This is why Damher has a fan club

        How goth couples have sex

          The female goth inserts her proboscis into the male goth's testes and withdraws the sperm before reinserting it in the male's to fertilize the eggs she shoved up there. Their young will feed upon his flesh.

          Dickmas is finally here!

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            ITS THE WINTER ❄️ SOLSTICE BITCHES!! β˜ƒοΈ

              ITS THE WINTER ❄️ SOLSTICE BITCHES!!😩😩😩 and you know πŸ‘ŒπŸ½ what that means πŸ˜‰ its the shortest 😩 day of the year and it's gonna be cold and wet all night long. β›„οΈπŸ˜© Today ❀️ is the beginning of WINTER!!! 😫 From 5️⃣ at night πŸ’― to 7️⃣ in the morning πŸ’― you can πŸŽ‰ expect the moon to πŸ˜‰FUCK😍 your skin up πŸ‘ŠπŸ» Put on your CUMblock coat πŸ’¦ and your SLUTTIEST scarf 🧣 and hat🎩 because the windsπŸ’¨ chills πŸ₯Ά will BLOW πŸŒͺ you away πŸ˜—πŸ’¨ Look out for STEAMING πŸ’¦πŸ˜« MUGS β˜•οΈ in the moonlight 🌝🌚 DADDY'S 😩 day was yesterday, πŸ‘ŒπŸΏ today is for you 😩😩 Go in and warm ur fat ass πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ by the fireplaceπŸ”₯ Send this toπŸ–πŸΎtenπŸ–πŸΎ of your COLDEST πŸ™Œ HOES πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ If you get 0️⃣ back then u a WARM 😫 spring day If u get 5️⃣ back then ur a cold β„οΈπŸŒ¨β„οΈ ass SNOWMAN ⛄️ but ☝🏽️ If u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back then u get πŸ’¦ ALL πŸ’¦ CUMMIES πŸ’¦ Enjoy ur winter HOTTIE β˜ΊοΈπŸ™πŸ½