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Navy Seals Uwu version

    w-what the fwickk did you just fwickking say about me,,, y-you wittle m-meanie? i-i’ll have you know i gwaduated t-top of my cwass in the navy seaws, and i’ve been invowved in numewous s-secwet w-waids on aw-quaeda, and i have o-over 300 confiwmed kills ☆⌒ヽ(“、)chu i am twained in g-gowiwwa w-wawfare and i’m the top sniper in the e-entire us a-awmed fowces〜☆ you are nothing t-to me b-but just a-another tawget ☆:・゚ i will wipe you the fwickk out with pwecision the wikes of which has never been seen before on this eawth, mawk my fwickking wowds-.- you think you can get away with saying that p-poopoo to me over the intewnet〜☆ t-think again (.).., f-fwickker ☆:・゚ a-as we speak i am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the u-usa and youw i-ip is b-being twaced wight now so y-you better pwepare f-fow the s-stowm, maggot. the stowm t-that wipes out the pathetic wittle thing you call youw w-wife (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. kid ☆⌒ヽ(“、)chu i c-can be anywhere uguu.., anytime (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. and i c-can k-kill y-you in over seven hundwed ways, and that’s j-just with my bare hands. not onwy am i extensivewy twained i-in u-unawmed c-combat, but i have access to t-the entire awsenaw of the united states mawine cowps and i w-will use it to its full extent to wipe y-youw misewable boi pussy off the face of the c-continent, you wittle p-poopoo. if onwy y-you couwd have k-known what unhowy wetwibution youw wittle “cwevew” c-comment w-was about to bwing d-down upon you, maybe you w-wouwd have hewd youw fwickking tongue. but you couwdn’t, you didn’tO.o and now ur p-paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. i will poopoo fuwy all over y-you and you will dwown in it (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead, k-kiddo.