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My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand

    It originated from 4chan’s /pol/ board after Bernie Sanders lost the presidential primaries to Hillary Clinton. The comment was actually an inside 4chan joke that is part of a series of tendies (chicken nuggets) greentext stories.

    Bernie losing primaries (Original)

    Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.

    NBA: Cleveland Cavaliers lost to Golden State Warriors

    Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are they losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Labron to win a title for The Land. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought they were supposed to steal one in the Oracle???? This is so fucked.

    Dota 2 Crownfall patch

    Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is there no patch? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Clownfall. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought it was Circus Day???? This is so fucked.

    Jerma playing Kenshi

    Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from what jerma is playing tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he playing this? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want jerma to stream good games. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was playing geoguesser???? This is so fucked.

    Talk shit get hit. Been the philosophy since 2016.

      Talk shit get hit copypasta came from Rust

      Originated from the Rust community where toxicity in voice chat is common hence the copypasta.

      Talk shit get hit. Been the philosophy since 2016. Run the mouth ingame get the business ingame. Check the resume dude 
      Talk shit get hit. Been the philosophy since 2016. You run your mouth in game you get the business in game. Check the resume.

      Biboo wanted an inspiring edit

        Bijou (Biboo) jealous of Gigi's inspiring edit copypasta

        From a clip of Biboo (Koseki Bijou) being jealous that Gigi Murin got an inspiring edit because she secretly wanted one for herself first.

        I’m mad because I’ve been on TikTok and I’ve seen the inspiring edits and then Gigi gets one and then I’m like dang it I was going to say like I really want an inspiring edit but now if I say “I want an inspiring edit” people are going to be like… “Oh there- the- there’s already Gigi one so you don’t need an inspiring edit, Biboo” But I wanted it! I wanted an inspiring edit first! I just didn’t say it! And then someone already made one of Gigi so now I can’t have it! And wanted it! Dang it! I love those ones! They’re so inspiring! I regret not saying anything about the inspiring edits earlier! And-and and the worst thing is her edit is so good… what the- what are you talking about? Fish? Man? fish? Fish-man? Nah, I’m so jealous it was ABSOLUTE CINEMA.

        Raw. Yes you heard me right. Raw.

          HSR Husbandos copypasta

          Came from a post on the Honkai Star Rail Husbandos after the released of Amphoreus trailer that teased upcoming male characters.

          Raw. Yes you heard me right. Raw. I want this man to do unspeakable things to me. I want him to be the iceberg to my Titanic, the key to my paradise, the Wi-Fi to my phone, the charger to my phone so I can plug him in me and stay that way. Since his first teaser, he hasn't let go of his chokehold on me and this trailer didn't help one bit. I am in intensive care because of this man's muscles tight around my neck. I want it all day, night, morning, evening, afternoon and every other time there is that I can't think of. I know that we are all in the same boat when I say I want this man to absolutely annihilate, obliterate and eradicate me. I want him to crack my back like a glowstick and lock me up in his dungeon. I physically cannot contain myself any longer. Ever since his release, I've spent every day checking subs in the hopes that someone with art talents would satisfy my needs. I want to sit on his throne while he is sitting on his throne if you catch my drift. I want to be that necklace around his neck so that I can feel those pecs all day. Raw, only lube being from me slobbing his knob and him eating me out. Cowgirl position while he sits on that throne and spreads my cheeks open with his gauntlets still on. Raw, on the bed, on the table, on the floor, on the wall, on the couch, in the kitchen, in the living room, in the bathroom, doggystyle, all fours, riding, reverse cowgirl... This man could choke me, throw me, step on me, and I'd still kiss his feet, I want this man to chain me up, blindfold me and use me till I'm broken.

( I'm willing to bear his children, even if it's just once pls, 🛐🛐🛐 ) UWOOOH
          Raw. Yes you heard me right. Raw. I want this man to do unspeakable things to me. I want him to be the iceberg to my Titanic, the key to my paradise, the Wi-Fi to my phone, the charger to my phone so I can plug him in me and stay that way. Since his first teaser, he hasn't let go of his chokehold on me and this trailer didn't help one bit. I am in intensive care because of this man's muscles tight around my neck. I want it all day, night, morning, evening, afternoon and every other time there is that I can't think of. I know that we are all in the same boat when I say I want this man to absolutely annihilate, obliterate and eradicate me. I want him to crack my back like a glowstick and lock me up in his dungeon. I physically cannot contain myself any longer. Ever since his release, I've spent every day checking subs in the hopes that someone with art talents would satisfy my needs. I want to sit on his throne while he is sitting on his throne if you catch my drift. I want to be that necklace around his neck so that I can feel those pecs all day.

Thank you for coming to my pep talk.

          Ever since I got Mavuika I haven’t been able to play genshin normally.

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            Ever since I got Mavuika I haven’t been able to play genshin normally. Every time I try to do something I immediately stop and stare at Mavuika’s ass. Trying to fight? Her ass jiggles so much that I start gooning uncontrollably. Exploration? I keep staring at her ass and end up going into a wall for half an hour while gooning. Trying to do quests? Every time I take a step with Mavuika I have to stop and lick my screen because her ass makes me so horny that I can’t think of anything else. It’s gotten so bad that I can’t even think about the game in the public, because if I do, then I immediately open and start licking my phone and jerking off. Hell, I can’t even escape this in my dreams. Ever since Mavuika’s leaks dropped I could only ever dream of becoming her bike, just so she could sit on me. I don’t know what to do at this point and I don’t know if I’ll be able to keep playing this game

            Response to the “😭” emoji

              Crying emoji
              The "😭" again? Holy shit, it's like you scraped the absolute bottom of the cock sucking leech-infested dumpster of internet humor and proudly presented this festering, maggot-filled pile of putrid shit as if it were some kind of masterpiece. You lazy, unoriginal, dick-chewing waste of oxygen-spamming that crusty, overused emoji isn't fucking funny.

It's the digital equivalent of shoving your head so far up your own ass you can taste the undigested shit of your own failed attempts at humor. Every time you use that pathetic excuse for expression, I want to vomit, shit myself, and then shove that shit back in your mouth so you can fucking choke on it. You miserable cum-drenched turd, you think plastering "😭" everywhere makes you relatable? No, it makes. you the comedic equivalent of syphilis: contagious, irritating, and a something everyone wants to fucking eradicate. I hope your phone explodes the next time your greasy, unwashed fingers touch that emoji. Fuck you, youra shitty humor, and the festering hellhole that spawned your dumb ass. Go crawl back into whatever shit-stained corner of the internet you oozed out of and rot there, you worthless, brain-rotted fuck.