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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh

    The line came from the opening cinematic of Warhammer 40k Mechanicus spoken by the servo-skull Magos Dominus Reditus.

    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal. 
    "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal" 
    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…

...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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    Hollow Purple

      Gojo vs Toji scene

      Hollow Purple emojis

      Hit them with the Hollow Purple. It’s a special move of the popular character Gojo Satoru from the hit anime Jujutsu Kaisen.

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      Hanten Jujutsu shiki Aka 🫸🔴 Hanten Jujutsu shiki Ao 🫸🔵 🫸🔵 🔴 🫷

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kyoshiki 🫳 🟣 🫴 Murasaki 🫰🤞🤌👉🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 ASS UP
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      You were talking mad smack when you had 1 finger so take this the Fraudulent one!!! HOLLOW PURPLE TIMES ♾️🫸🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵🫷🤌🟣🫴🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
      "Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one" Gojo Satoru declares, staring down the fraudxians. The goo furries sink back in fear as he utters the last words they'll ever hear... "Guess I'll be a little rough. Cursed Technique Amplification: Blue. Cursed Technique Reversal: Red. Hollow... Purple!" screamed The Strongest as he unleashed his strongest cursed technique upon them, instantly erasing all of them. The Gootraxians cornered the injured Nanami, Maki, Naobito and Megumi. As the furries tried to move in for the kill, Megumi opened his domain to attempt and create an escape route. As the hole in the domain was opened, a pair of hands reached out through it. "Those who inherited the curse of the Zen'in family, and the one who couldn't fully leave behind that curse. They would all bear witness to the bare flesh of the one who is free. To the one who left it all behind and his overwhelming intensity!" The Narrator states boldly as The Sorcerer Killer pulls up through the domain barrier, speed-blitzing Maki and stealing her Playful Cloud. The Gootraxians whimper in fear as they bear witness to the true Honored One as he slowly strikes them down with the cursed tool. As The Nightcrawler attempts Pursuit of the Sorcerer Killer, it gets struck on the back of the head. As the Nightcrawler looks behind to see the attacker, it was Toji Fushiguro, the Sorcerer Killer! The vessel of carnage struck the kobold one last time with Playful cloud, instantly killing it.

      Gojo’s speech to Toji

      Gojo's speech to Toji before the Hollow Purple
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      After surviving death, Gojo gave a speech to Toji before obliterating him with his Hollow Purple. Toji’s instincts told him that “something off” but his pride made him believe he could still kill Gojo even after he had a power boost.

      Sorry, Amanai. I'm not even angry over you right now. I bear no grudge against anyone. It's just that the world feels so, so wonderful right now. Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one. The merit of having a technique that's passed down for generations is having a user's manual. The demerit is that information about the technique is easily leaked. You were a member of the Zen'in clan, weren't you? That's why you know so much about the Limitless technique. However, even in the Gojo clan, only a scant few know about this. Take the amplified and the reversal, then smash together those two different expressions of infinity to create and push out imaginary mass. Imaginary Technique: Purple. 
      ごめんなさい、アマナイさん。私は 今、あなたのことでさえ怒っていませ ん。私は誰に対しても恨みを持ちませ ん。ただ、世界は今、とてもとても素 晴らしいと感じています。「天と地 を通して、私だけが光栄な者です。」 何世代にもわたって受け継がれてきた 技術のメリットは、取扱説明書がある ことです。デメリットとしては、手法 に関する情報が漏洩しやすいことで す。しかし、五条でもこのことを知る 一族はごくわずか。 🔴🔵 増幅と 反転を取得し、それら2つの異なる 無限の表現を組み合わせて、想像上の 塊を作成して押し出します。 空想 技:紫。 🟣
      Gojo's Hollow Purple
      Sorry, Amanai. I'm not even angry over you right now. I bear no grudge against anyone. It's just that the world feels so, so wonderful right now.

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.

The merit of having a technique that's passed down for generations is having a user's manual.

The demerit is that information about the technique is easily leaked.

You were a member of the Zen'in clan, weren't you? That's why you know so much about the Limitless technique.

However, even in the Gojo clan, only a scant few know about this.

Take the amplified and the reversal, then smash together those two different expressions of infinity to create and push out imaginary mass.

Imaginary Technique: Purple.

      Im in the rizz of it..

        Parody of KSI’s Thick Of It song but changed to Tiktok brainrot slang.

        From The Hawk🦅 To the Tuah💦 To the rizz🤫 To demure💅 Brainrot🧠 Tiktok⏰ Thats my scene🌄 I feel sigma when i FE!N🎶 On skibidi🚽 Im tryna rizz 😏you for your gyatt🍑 Ice🧊Spice🌶that thang And make it clap for Kai Cenat🥷 Ohio-o-oooo This is where the sigmas go🗿🍷 Ohio-o-oooo I said this is where the sigmas go🤴 Im into skibidi🧻 Edging with my bros👯‍♂ They suckin on my toes🦶 English🇺🇸or Spanish🇲🇽 And they froze🥶 No point in taxin fanum💸 Cause i goon on my own💧 Forty-something Lunchly boxes🍔 Stored in my home🏘 Aint new to mewing🧏‍♂ Ive been edging for so long📐 Im crashing out😵‍💫 I need to jelq my drake a load😮‍💨 You goofy ahh Bagging the fries🍟 You aint the goat🐐 John Pork🐷 He called🤙 I hit the griddy🕺 Picked up the Phone📲 Yeeeeaaaaaaah🤪‼️

        I FUCKING HATE WANNABE GANGSTERS

          I FUCKING HATE WANNABE GANGSTERS
          byu/PatienceGuilty inteenagers
          I CAN’T FUCKING STAND THESE DISCOUNT "GANGSTERS" IN SCHOOL ANYMORE!!!

FIRST OF ALL, YOU ARE NOT TOUGH, TYLER. YOU’RE A 5’6" STRING BEAN WHO CRIES WHEN YOUR MOM TAKES YOUR PS5 AWAY. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU EAT KETCHUP SANDWICHES AND THINK IT'S A GOURMET MEAL. SHUT UP.

STOP SAYING "cuh I'm from the streets who you tryna fuck with?" WHAT STREETS? THE ONES IN YOUR SUBURBAN GATED COMMUNITY? "ayo I'm hard as hell" HARD WHERE??? THE ONLY HARD THING ABOUT YOU IS YOUR MOM TRYING TO GET YOU TO TAKE YOUR OWN SHOWER INSTEAD OF HER GIVING YOU YOUR FIFTH BUBBLE BATH OF THE DAY!

YOU THINK YOU’RE COOL BECAUSE YOU VAPE AND SMOKE WEED IN THE BATHROOM?? WOW BRO, NOTHING SCREAMS "I’M A BADASS" LIKE A WATERMELON FLAVORED CLOUD IN A STALL THAT SMELLS LIKE PEED-ON LINOLEUM AND LING CANCER. HONESTLY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SELL USED VAPE PODS TO FIFTH GRADERS FOR LUNCH MONEY

ALSO STOP ACTING LIKE FLIPPING OFF THE TEACHER IS GANGSTER. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU’RE GONNA CRY IN THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE AND BE LIKE “PLEASE, MY MOM CAN’T FIND OUT” AND THEN PRETEND YOU’RE A THUG AGAIN IN FIFTH PERIOD. YOU CAN’T EVEN HANDLE GETTING YELLED AT WITHOUT YOUR VOICE CRACKING. YOU SOUND LIKE A CHIHUAHUA ON A NICOTINE FIT

YOU ARENT FUCKING COOL FOR BEING A DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE CUNT. YOU ARENT COOL FOR MAKING YOUR ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM DO LAPS BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO TELL THE COACH HES A PUSSY, AND YOU CERTAINLY ARENT COOL FOR GETTING THE ENTIRE CLASS IN TROUBLE BECAUSE YOU SPAT ON A SUBSTITUTE.

AND HOLY SHIT CAN YOU STOP SCREAMING SLURS LIKE IT’S A FUCKING PERSONALITY TRAIT? I SWEAR EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH, A BABY ANGEL DIES. WHY DO YOU THINK BEING RACIST MAKES YOU COOL?? ALL YOU ARE IS AN UNSEASONED PASTY ASS CRACKER WITH THE EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A DRY ERASER.

AND THEN THERE’S THE FIGHTING. OH MY GOD THE FUCKING FIGHTING. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO THROW HANDS. YOU SWING LIKE A DRUNK TODDLER WHO JUST LEARNED WHAT A FIST IS. THE REASON YOU’RE FIGHTING?? “HE LOOKED AT ME FUNNY.” WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING PEACOCK?? SIT DOWN, JERRY. YOU’RE NOT INTIMIDATING, YOU LOOK LIKE A HALF-DEFLATED CAPRISUN.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY STOP CALLING YOURSELF A HOOD RAT. YOU’RE A FUCKING SPOILED, MILK-TOAST, UNSALTED BUTTER STICK OF A HUMAN BEING. YOU GET ANGRY WHEN YOUR STARBUCKS ORDER IS WRONG AND THEN TURN AROUND AND ACT LIKE YOU’RE IN THE FUCKING CARTEL. NO ONE IS BUYING IT, BRADLEY. YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A DICK

YOU’RE NOT SCARY, YOU’RE NOT COOL, YOU’RE NOT A THUG. YOU’RE JUST A LOUD, INSECURE, ANNOYING LITTLE PRICK WHO THINKS ACTING LIKE A DICKHEAD IS A SUBSTITUTE FOR HAVING A PERSONALITY.

SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

          HSR “DoT, I play DoT teams.”

            DoT in Honkai Star Rail
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            Its a story of a guy losing his date for playing Damage over Time (DoT) team in Honkai Star Rail. The original source is from a video description from Bilibili. It has been translated to English and used as a meme to poke fun at how weak DoT archetype is in the game. The meme is also known as “I told a girl I played DoT team”.

            Recently, I talked to a girl about HSR at a posh restaurant, it did not go well.

She straight up asked me:

"Hey, what kind of team do you play the most?"

Upon hearing this question, my heart tightened, I began to have an intense panic attack and almost choked. So I gave my response:

"Y'know, the one that got good recently?"

I could see it in her eyes, a small flash of excitement.

"Oh? Hyperbreak? I love hyperbreak."

I immediately tried to explain.
"N-no-"

"Then FUA? "

"Sorry, I-"

"Acheron? She's not bad."

"Also no..."

At this point, my head was already buried in my chest. I dared not even lift my head up, I was already sweating bullets, and the atmosphere was so awkward my twitching feet could almost penetrate a hole through the marble flooring.

"You play mono quantum? Then I'd agree it's pretty hard to say that so openly." Her expression was already that of astonishment.

In this day and age, those who would play 4 quantum are few in number. Either they still cling to old hopes and sometimes OD on copium, or they are deranged in the mind. Quite pitiful they are. I felt her empathetic gaze on my neck, it shook me intensely like the 50/50s I've lost to Welt Yang and Yanqing pulling for my characters. I felt my face fluster, my breath get heavy, and my head dazed. I tried my damned hardest to calm my quivering legs and clenched my teeth to say the words I was about to say next. This took the last of my strength:

"Not that either!"

These words were wilted when they came out of my mouth, it's no more audible than a needle falling to a dancefloor. Though, I promise this was the loudest that I could speak at that time. I looked up. her expression changed completely. There was a brief moment of dreadful silence.

"Then.... what team do you play? I thought the game only had these teams?"

Every single word she spoke struck me like hammers nailing down the last few pegs of the coffin to my weak heart. I was awestruck, my soul rended apart by the sharpness of her words. Then, I could hold it in no more. Along with my words, a few strong-willed yet aggrieved tears rolled out of the corner of my eye.

"DoT, I play DoT teams."

When I said that abbreviation, the discussions around us stopped, leaving me to wallop in the silence between my occasional sniffles. Feeling the pitiful gaze from passersby around me, I felt like an orphan dragging their disabled body to beg for spare change on the streets of Belobog. I held my face in my hands, I was too embarrassed to let anyone see my miserable state.

She turned to leave. At this point, tears already washed my face, I was on the floor, my two arms gripped on her ankles, and didn't dare let go. I was a clown to the people around me. The last words that I let out that day before being dragged out by the security and falling into unconsciousness were spoken at that very moment.

"So what my damage is low? It's not like it's unplayable! It will be good in the future! The devs will make a good environment and buffs for it."

            Original CN version from Bilibili

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            昨天跟初恋见面，她直接问我：“你星铁玩什么队？”我心中一紧，有些慌不择路：“就，就最近还行的那个。”女生眼神中流露出一点兴趣，问：“流萤超击破队？”我连忙低声解释：“不是。”“那一定是黄泉太后咯？”“不是......”“追击队么？那也还行呀？”女生兴致勃勃。“也不是，我......”坐立不安的我不敢抬头，与地面垂直的脚尖恨不得把地板凿穿。⁡“量子队吗？那确实有点不好开口......”女生表情讶异。这个年代，肯玩冷门弱势配队的玩家已经很少见了，他们不是游戏理解有问题，就是脑子有病，挺可怜的。感受到她向我投来的关切目光，我的身体像筛糠一般猛烈颤抖，我感到脸颊发烫，头晕目眩。汗流浃背的我死死按住哆嗦个不停的双腿，咬紧牙关，使出最后的力气从嗓子里挤出来几个字：“也，也不是！”⁡这声音尽管细弱蚊游，宛如一根针掉在嘈杂的舞池中，但我敢保证这已经是此时的我能喊出的最大音量了。随着这句话一出口，对面的女生瞬间变了脸色她仿佛是难以置信我刚才的话，表情肃穆，缓了半天才开口：“那你...玩的，是什么队？整个游戏好像就只有这些了吧？”女生这话里的一句一字都像是狠狠砸下的巨锤一般，一下又一下地夯击着我那脆弱的心灵。⁡我发愣在原地良久。被这句灵魂拷问摧残了良久。最终，我再也绷不住了，委屈的眼泪倔强地从眼角挤出：“我，我玩dot的......”一听到dot，原本略有喧闹的周围瞬间安静下来，只留下我接连抽鼻涕的呜咽声。感受到周围人向我投来怜悯的目光，像是看到一个身体残疾患有唐氏综合症的可怜孤儿在拖着羸弱的身躯沿街乞讨一般。让目光让我如芒在背，我死死捂着脸，低着头，不敢让别人看到我的狼狈模样。⁡此时的我已被泪水洗刷面庞，双手死死环抱住将要离去女孩的一条腿不肯松开，在围观的路人面前上演着一出精彩的闹剧，活像个小丑 m 。但我仍竭尽全力呐喊着，试图为自己辩解：“伤害只是低了点！又怎么样！又不是不能玩！未来会可期的！策划会给环境的！”