Okay so I actually dated Thomas a couple of years ago and I can chime in on this!
He was kinda quiet - the type of person who doesn't really lead any conversations, you have to put most of the effort in.
He's one of those "born in the wrong generation" guys who loves old vinyls and vintage things. He's big into motorbikes and likes fixing them up for a hobby. And back then, he lived in a house in a nice part of London, but it wasn't like a huge house. Just a kinda standard London terraced house that would have once been for a working class family - 2 rooms up and down, a small "yard" but no garden or anything, and he shared it with a flatmate who was a childhood friend.
So while he is obviously more wealthy and famous than the average person, he seemed kinda down to earth and modest.
However he also never brushes his teeth, to the point he told me one of his back teeth fell out during makeup a few years ago. And his personal hygiene is kinda lacking.
Also he loves milk. Like he drinks milk all the time and he'd always have a glass of milk on the bedside table when he was in bed. (After sex one time, I made him laugh while he was drinking milk and he spat milk all over my naked body and that is all I can think about when I see him in photos / posters now 🥲)
So yeah, when I heard about him being with musks ex wife it felt like an odd pairing to me, but my assumption was that she's probably someone who is happy taking the lead and being the "trousers" in the relationship. Or it's possible she's very quiet too and they just have a lot of comfortable silences together.
Either way, I hope he's started brushing his teeth and showering these days. And I hope she likes milk.
RIP 💀 to big 😳 JIMMY 🍆 CUMter 💦 who has been SLAYED 💀 ⚔️ at the RIPE 🍑 age 👴 of 💯 Never 🙅♂️ forgot 🤔 how he sacrificed 🫡 his PEE💦 NUTS🥜 to stay FAIR 👨⚖️ and EVEN ⚖️ while he RAN 🏃♂️ A TRAIN 🚆 in office 🏦 This OLD 👴 DADDY 👴🏼 was always ‼️ BRICKED 🍆 UP ⬆️ while ERECTING 🍆 💦 houses 🏡 for the NEEDY 🥺 🙏 While 🕘 he may 🤷♂️ have spent 🥵 the last few years 🗓️ pumping 🍆 💦 that sweet 🤤 HOSPICE 🏥 PUSSY 🍑 Don't 🚫 forget 🧠 how this FISCAL 💵 LEGEND 🤑 was able to PUMP 🍆 🥵 the economy 📈 back 🍑 in the day 🤤💦 He will always ❤️ be looked 👀 BACK 🍑 on as standing 🧍♂️ UP ⬆️ for the sexy 💅 PEOPLE 🫂 of our NATION 🇺🇸 So SPREAD 😳 those legs 👖👀 in honor 🫡 of SLICK 💦 Jimmy 🍆 and his NUTS 🥜 , let’s celebrate 🍾🍻 the life 🪦 of our COMMANDER 🇺🇸 IN QUEEF 🌬️ with 💯 whole years 📆 of NUT 💦 BUSTING 💦 GOOD 😋 SEX 🍆 CUM 💦 on and send ✉️ this to 🔟 of your NASTIEST🥵 👺 ✨CUMSTITUENTS 💦 🥳 or feel 😏 the WRATH 🔥 of ancient POTUSSY wisdom 🎩💦!
🚨BREAKING 🥜 FUCKING🚨 NEWS🚨: JIMMY 🛠️CARTER 👴🏼HAS 🌎OFFICIALLY ➡️ASCENDED ☁️ OUT 🌰 OF THE PEANUT-USSY ✨AFTER ⏳ 100 YEARS OF ABSOLUTE 🔥 BADASSERY 🎉 THIS MAN 🏠 BUILT 🛠️ MORE HOMES 🔨 THAN 🧱LEGO, WON 🕊️A NOBEL-USSY 🏆AND OUTLIVED 💀EVERYONE 🌟. NOW 👼🏻 HE'S IN HEAVEN'S ☁️ OVAL OFFICE 🛋️, ROASTING 🔥 NIXON 💀 WITH LINCOLN 🎩 AND PROBABLY TEACHING REAGAN HOW TO BE LESS OF A DICK ✋🏼SIPPING 🍹 SWEET TEA 🍑, AND DECORATING ✨ WITH RAINBOWS🌈. REST 🙏🏻 IN POWER 💪🏼, JIMMY 👑-HEAVEN'S 🏰NEW ICON 🌟LONG LIVE 🔥 THE CARTER-USSY💫🍑✨!
🎉💀Holy SHIT! 🍆💦 Happy RIP to JIMMY 😱 CUMter 🎈❤️ is no longer droppin’ it like it’s hot 🔥🔥 from the hospice 🛏️🍑 bed! While all them 🤔 young HOES 👩🦰🌷 are out there getting their LIBERTIES 🌈🎆 pumped, this OLD DADDY 👴🏼 is no longer INJECTING 🤖 his wisdom 💦 into them cozy sheets 🛏️🌙💤! Hope you’re ready 🍑 for that sweet HOSPICE PUSSY 🍌🍆, Jimmy! 🤤💦 The peanut FARMER is no longer pulling 💪🍆 that bouncy action 🌊💥! Don’t forget to hit ‘em with that OLD MAN HUSTLE 💨💀 while cloud surfing 🌥️ on LIFE SUPPORT! 💉🎈 Spread those legs 👖👀 because Jimmy no longer got the moves like JAGGER 💃🦵, let’s celebrate 🍾🍻 as he cums to the ETERNAL FUNERAL 🎭💀 with 100 whole years of BACK BREAKIN' 🍆👊 achievements! CUM on and send this to 100 of your NASTIEST ✨friends 🥳 or feel the WRATH 🔥 of ancient POTUSSY wisdom 🎩💦!
📣 BREAKING NEWS, BITCHES✨👀 Everyone’s🤗favorite🥰sexy🥵southern⬇️🤠demHOEcrat🤮🇺🇸Jimmy🍑Carter🗽 AKA our LONGEST👀😫THROBBING😤🔥 former presiDICK🍆🍆💦 has passed on to the 🤑🥺BIG🏘️ORGY💧IN THE ☁️🌈SKY🌟🌝
😈HOT☄️JIMMY👨❤️👨👨❤️👨also served our 🌮CUNTry🌭 as a 💋👄🫦SLUTTY👠 sailor🚢⚓️ getting 🚿🧼WET N WILD☔️😜 with the 🚣Navy🤸♂️👨💼 boys 🥵👅
⏰⏳Time to raise ⬆️☝️your 🪨🪨ROCK 🪖👷♂️HARD🧏 🥕🥕COCKS to 🫡🫡salute🫡🫡 and🏅honWHORE🥳 our fallen 🏈 presiDICK🍾🇺🇸🇺🇸
DIVA DOWN ‼️⚠️😵 RIP JIMMY CUMTER 😵💫💔, the OG 👴🍆 of the presidency 🇺🇸😏 who just turned 100 🎉🎂 and finally decided to STICK IT to life 🔥🍆💦 with a last HURRAH 💃💦! He was still SLEEPING around 🛌💥 until his last breath 🌬️🍑, proving you can STILL get it up 💪🍌 even at a HUNDY 💯🥳! Bye-bye, peanut farm 🍑🌿, time to enjoy THAT BIG COCK in the sky ☁️👆💦! Joe Biden can only DREAM of that kind of stamina 😴😏🧓! So let’s raise a glass 🍻🥂 to the CUMback king 👑🍆 of the South 🌞 and pray his SOUL 🎶 is CUMMING in peace 🙌💦, just like he always dreamed of with his FINE ASS 💃🏽🖤! SEND THIS to 10️⃣ friends, or you’re just gonna have to WAIT a whole century to score 🌌🔮💋!!!
😭🕊️REST IN PEACE‼️🪦🔔🙏 JIMMY FARTER👴🏻💨 PEE🟡NUT🥜FARMER👨🌾 Governor of WHOREGIA🍑👨💼 and 3️⃣9️⃣th presiCUNT🦅🇺🇸 has died💀😵 He was known for THE ⛺CAMP GAYVID accWHOREds🇪🇬🤝🇮🇱 Ceding 🫸the PANAMA CUNTNAL🏞️🇵🇦🚢 and FAGFLATION💸🔝📬Send this📮💌to 🔟 other CARTWHORES🥜💃💖 Get 0️⃣ back😵💫😣 and you'll be a ⛽GAS GUZZLING GEORGIAN🍑🚙 Get 5️⃣back😏😘and you're a MONDALE MONSTER🧟🪩 Get 🔟 back😜🤩and you're a 🎆✨🎇PEANUT PRINCESS👑👸🥜🌾
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 NEWS 🚨 JIMMY 🇺🇸 CARTER 👴 HAS 🌎 OFFICIALLY 👼 BUSTED👻 OUT ☁️ OF 🥜 THE PEANUTUSSY 👅 AFTER 💯 YEARS ⏳ OF CUMing😫THRU 💦 FOR THE AMERICUM 🥰🇺🇸 PEOPLE 👯♀️THIS 🏠 MAN 💪 BUILT ⚒️ MORE HOEmes 🔨 THAN BOB THE BUILDER 🦺, WON A NOBEL-USSY 🕊️ FOR HIS MASSIVE 🍆 BRAIN 🧠🤤, AND KEPT GOING 🐇 👊LIKE A JACKRABIT 🙀 OUTLIVING 💀 EVERYONE 🏆 NOW 😇 HE'S IN HEAVEN'S ✝️ OVAL 🍑 OFFICE 🤓, ROASTING 🔥 NIXONs DICK😎 WITH TWINKIN LINCOLNs 🍒 SKINNY HAIRY ASS🙌AND PROBABLY TEACHING 📚 REAGAN 😈 HOW TO BE 🐝 LESS 🛑 OF A DICK ⛔️ AND HOW TO SUCK😛DOWN JIMMYS SWEET TEA 🫖 💋SEND 💌THIS TO 5️⃣ OF UR BITCHES🧚♂️🧚♂️WITH THAT PRESIDENTIAL🫡PUSSY🫦AND PRESIDENT CARTERs 🇺🇸 GHOST 👻 will CUM 🥛 VISIT YOU 🫵 IN YOUR SLEEP 🛌 AND 💤 NUT 🥜 IN YOUR BUTT😌IGNORE🚫 THIS MESSAGE📪AND REAGAN👹WILL UNION BUST 💥 YOUR BALLS 🏈 UNTIL ALL THATS LEFT🙈ARE SCABS❤️🔥😳REST ⚰️ IN 🙏 PUSSY🧀OL 🦯 JIMMY C❗️
Kwanzaa 👩🏾🎉👴🏿 is here ✔️ so light your candles hoes‼️ & get ready to suck 💦 some African dick!!!! 🍌🍆🌽👅 After you eat a feast 🌽🍅🍖🍓 & light 7️⃣ candles 🔥🕎 make sure you eat some pussy 👅💦🐱 & light up that good kush 🍁💨🍃🔥 Don’t forget to find African daddies 🇦🇫 in your area 🌐💯 to spend Kwanzaa with ✊🏾👅💦 so you ain't a lonely thot!!!! 😩😫 Send to 10 African zaddies 💪🏿 or else 😳😦 your ass will get colonized 🇺🇸👮🏻❌ by pasty crackers 👱🏻👴🏻 up in this bitch 😂👌🏾
🖤❤️💚KWANZAA DADDY'S 🧑🏿🦳 HERE, READY TO STUFF 👉👌 that SWEET 🍯 UMOJA 🏴 BUSSY 🍑 till you SCREAM 😩 "NGUZO 🥵 SABA!" 💦 You KNOW I'm bringin' SEVEN DAYS of 🔥 HARD 🍆 CULTURE 🤲🏿 that NORTH ⬆️ to SOUTH ⬇️ PIPE LAYIN'!! Get ready to RIDE 🏇🏿 this LONG 🍆 UNITY all up in your CHIMNEY 🏠
You BEST BELIEVE I'm gonna POUR 🫗 THICC UJIMA JUICE 💦 deep in YOUR ZAWADI STOCKING🧦 till it BURSTS 💥 OPEN! 🤯💢🤯OH yeah, let me SPREAD 👐🏿 those UJAMAA CHEEKS 🍑 SLAP 👋 my CULTURE and watch 👀 me all up IN 👇🏿 you till that DRIPPING WET 💦 🌿 mistle-HOLE 🍩 can't HANDLE this STRONG BLACK D🍆ICK!!
📩➡️📩SEND this to THREE 3️⃣ HORNY KINARAS 🕯️ and you're gonna get HIT 🏏with some LONG KWANZAA DICK 🍆🍆🍆 real HARD 🍬 by the ANCESTORS 👴🏿!! But if you SEND it to NINE 9️⃣ NAUGHTY 😈 QUEENS 👸🏿 you're gonna be RIDING this HOLIDAY 🍗 MEAT so HARD ✊🏿 you'll forget it's even CHRISTMAS!!
Hey👋🏻sluts!😛😼Today is BOXING DAY🥊🥊so even ur ass🍑isn’t from the United KINK-dom🇬🇧😝you can still🥱munch🥄🤤on all the box 🌷💃🏽🧎🏽♂️you want today😏🍽 Yum yum!🍽 Eat some cum💦‼️English💂🏼hoes👸🏼founded this holiday👅🎉in 1830🗓because twink 😵👱🏻♂️mailmen✉️ and sex slaves 🍆🤤wanted an extra😏side piece👇🏻🎁 for DICK-mas🎄🍆so their daddies🏋🏼💋👨🏻🦱😍 let them eat 🤤their box 📦 1️⃣ day a year. Hoes🥱that are🍴hungry👅for cummies💧💦spend Boxing Day 🥊shopping🛍for daddy’s sweet👄cummies💦💦andlooking👀for boxes📦to eat🤤Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your favorite boxes📦🎁 to eat🍯🥣If you get 5️⃣ back😜you’ll be left hungry😩😫😤for dick 🍆this year🎂If you get 🔟 back, 😆😎you’re officially a master🏅of eating box🥵🙌🏻💦💧
🌞🗣️RISE AND SHINE🗣️🌞 you Christmas🎄HOES, it's 📦Boxing Day🤑! Time to get 🛍️shoppy💰and get 😜SLOPPY💦 Today👇 is the 📆 day for the 💶consumer💳, so get ready to 🫦CUNTSUME👅 THAT DICK🍆 Retail ANALysis📲 shows that 💲prices and 🍑ASSES are about to drop 📉LOW📉LOW📉LOW📉 Turn this 🏦bank💸 holiday into a 💦WANK🤤 holiday and 🫲hit😈 those 6️⃣9️⃣% off 🤑sales🏷️ All you little 🛒shopping 💋SLUTS👑 can be Daddy's 🥵HOT🔥ticket🎟️ item this year ✌️SPREAD😛 those🦵legs🦿for the 🫦DEEPEST😩 price-cunts👅 and doorBUSTer💦 deals🧾 To honor 📦Boxing Day 📖history, 🎁gift some 🍆COCK🌭 to a 🙏needy little 😘WHORE💄 and 🎉celebrate🎊 this season by giving 😮HEAD🍆 Send this to 8️⃣ SLUTS😜 you wanna FUCK👉👌 this 🤤CUMMING💦 year and get 🆓 eXXXpress🥵 shipping 🚚 on the biggest 🦴PACKAGES📦
Yo BITCHES 👅💦 it's BOXING DAAAAAY 📦🥊 and I'm ready to TACKLE those deals 🍑💸💥! Let’s unwrap those HOT PACKAGES 🎁🌶️ and start STRIPPING 🎉🤪 'cause I ain't playing with NO CUMplaints here 😈🍆💦! Time to SLAM those discounts like we SLAM DONGS 💪🍌💦! Get that gift card 💳 and it’s a FREE-FOR-ALL 🔥🍑 when you show me your BEST STUFFING 🎈🎉 and SWOLE presents 💪💪! Bring on the FLESH 💖🍗 and don’t forget to SLIP me that SPICY STUFF 🤭🍌💦! If you ain't getting BANGED for your bucks 💵🍆, then what even is the point here! HIT me up with your SASSY RETURNS 🔄😏 or I'll make you remember this BOXING DAY for the rest of your wet dreams 🌈💦💦, you ready HOES? 🍑🔥💪
👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦🐶 RUFF🗣RUFF😀RUFF😈* 🐺BARK🔊BARK ‼️EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👩🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the lights?🤨 The LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which✨ change color✨ depending on my mood 😏🥰 😀..What do you mean you don’t believe me? 😀👿 They turn💛YELLOW✨🌟 when i’m happy 😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫when i’m ‼️REALLY, REALLY‼️ angry 👹🤬👿 And ☘️GREEN💚 when i’m on the ⚔️💥HUNT🤤 🗣🔊SPEAKING 🗣🔊of😳meal time⏱,YOU👆look like you could suffice 😐 For my ☀️AFTERNOON Wolf Snack ✨🤤 😟☝🏻BUT‼️, I will ❌refrain🚫because my 👩mother said: If I get sent to➡️ the principal’s office ☝🏻ONE MORE TIME‼️FOR 🤤💥BITING🦷somebody 😋, then SHE will take away my WII‼️😟 ‼️🔊HOWEVER🗣‼️, I cannot ❌ say 🙊 I’ll do the same for🧍🏼♀️Malissa🤢👎 The 🐈CAT GIRL🙄, who’s been flirting with my crush Jake 🚶🏼♂️all week 😒 👀Look at them over there.. 🧍🏼♀️laughing A HÉÊ HËÆ HÂÊ 🐿🐿 💗💕✨FLIRTING✨💕, like ❌I DON’t‼️ EXIST😒🤬 🗣💦HISS👹 You know what?😀 ❌No happiness😀 that a🎮Wii game😛 can bring ➡️me🧍🏼♀️ Will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶🏼♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨ 👀MY EYES👀 TURN ➡️🌿GREEN💚✨
🎄🌲🎅🤶🧑🎄 MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUTS🎄🌲🎅🧑🎄🤶🔔🔮JINGLE BALLS🪩🔔JINGLE BALLS🎱🔔 CUMMIES💦 ALL THE WAY🤪I hope 🤞 Santa CAME 👀💦 last night 🌝 and left you his BIG 😱 PACKAGE🎁📦 or you were NAUGHTY 😈😜 this year🗓️ It’ll be a WHITE ❄️☃️ CHRISTMAS 🎄 when you pa rum pa pum CUM 🤤💦 my LITTLE 🤏 CUMMERBOY 🤭🥁🌨️ You can be 🕺DANCER💃 and 😍VIXEN🥰 and I’ll be ☄️CUM-ET💦 with the 🎋mistle-HOE😜 If you’ve🫵 been a good 😇 little elf🧝 then FATHER 🎅 DICKMAS🍆 will MUNCH 😋 your COOKIES🍪🍪 and DRINK🥵 your CREAMY 💦EGG 🥚NOG 😫 Don’t forget 💭 to slide 🛝 UP ⬆️ and DOWN ⬇️ on Daddy’s 👨 North POLE 💈🥵😍 until you can SLURP😛 his HOT COCK-OLATE🍫☕️☕️ Send ➡️ this to 🔟 of the SLUTTIEST 😛 of 🎅SANTA’S HELPERS ✊ Get 0️⃣ back and you won’t ❌ get a candy 🍬 cane🧑🦯 in your 🍬PEPPERMIT PUSSY🍬 Get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be 🤔donning now 👇 all ye 🏳️🌈👩❤️💋👩GAY APPAREL👨❤️💋👨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨ Get 🔟 back and it won’t be a SILENT 🤫 NIGHT 🌚 when DADDY🎅 CLAUS🎅 FINDS 👀👉 your MERRY CLIT-MAS😱🫘🫛🐱😻🎄🌲🎅🤶🧑🎄
Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃
🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼
🎄🎁 GIDDY UP, JINGLE WHORE 🐴🤠 SEXMAS is here!!! 🤩🎄☃️🎅❄️ All year Sigma Claus 🎅😍 has been watching👁️ u GOON 👊💦😩 and DAMN ur NAUGTHY!! 😈👹🤪🙈 Hes got a BIG SACK 💰👄 and a rose Toy 🌹📳🫨 for every boy and girl.. 🙇😏🎅 but he has a HUGE PACKAGE just for YOU 🎁😍😳🥵💦
If u wanna get gingerBRED 🍪🍑👈 just POP💥🤸 that Sugar Plum Pussy 🍭🍬🍑 and wait under the mistleHOE… 🌿😘😱☕️🍆🔥 At the Stroke ✊🤤 of Midnight 🕕🕘 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint DICK 🙏😌😍 will slide his 🟢 Jingle Balls 🔴🎄🤤💦 right down ⬇️⏬ ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑😫🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇🎅 hes gonna make u cry 😱😏😩🍆💦😜💦
Don’t be a Grinch 😡🦵🩺 SEND 💌📲 this to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS!! 🎅👯♀️🕺 If u get 10 BACK your a STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧦🎁💝😻👀😳 get 5 BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny XXXmas Ham 🙈🐷🤪🔥😉😏 but if u get NONE back 😵 u got a 🔥 DRY C🅾️AL CUNT 🧆🌵😰😭😱🥲🍑
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Merry ❌❌❌-MAS!!!! You 🫵 little 👌 elf 🧝 Bimbo! 👧 👄 💅
Whoa!!!! 🤯 Not 👎🚫 here👇to slut 💋 shame 😔 on this 🎄merry 🌲 merry ❄️ ⛄️ day…
Just 🤙here to jingle 💁♀️ your bells (🔔🙌🔔) and put those 🤤 mistleTOES 🦶👅🦶in Santa’s 🎅 jolly open 😗mouth 👄
That’s 🚫🙈not all 😎 🫳(Z)Daddy 👨Santa 🎅 has in store🍆🍆🍆 for his 🤫 naughty 😈 elf 🧝♀️ . He’s 🍆 CUM 💦 💦 💦 all the way⛷️ down 👇from Santaland 🏔️ to give 🫵you his ❌❌❌-TRA Large 💪💪💪 North POLE 💈💦 and 🤞 if you’re 🫵 lucky 🍀 Mrs. Clause 🤶 and rudolf 🔴✨🦌will ride 🎟️ 😤 🥵 YOUR sleigh🛷 💦💦too 😱🫣🤗
What 🙋♀️❓about ALL the 🙏 good 😊 😇 Little 👼 thotty 💅 girls 👧 and bimbo boys 👦???? 🙋♀️!??? ???
Well…. Santa 💪 🎅 has an extra🤪 special 💝 gift 🎁 for you 🫵… something ♨️ hot 🥵 and ready ⏲️📳
☝️Once he 🗣️cummies 💦 down your 🫵 Chimney ➡️🍑⬅️ with glee 🤪😍😆 🧑🎄 he’s 💨 off to your👇 room 🏡 to eat 👅 out 🫦🤫your 🤞🥛cookies 🍪 and 🍆 💥 stuff 🫦your 😓💦🧦 stockings🤤 full 🙄😵💫😮💨 , you’ll leave 🌊 a trail 💦💦💦 of 🎄🎁Christmas🍆🍆🍆 joy 🤩 wherever 🏊♂️ you go _____ 🚂 ✈️ 🛥️ !
It’s 🍌🎄⛄️DICKcember 🍌🎄⛄️and you ✨⚡️know what that means!!! 🙌🏻😮It’s HOEliday season 🎄and Santa 🎅🏾is cumming😩💦💦 to town and bringing 🎁presents 🎁to all the good boys 👴🏼and girls👩, but if you’ve been a naughty 👎❌hoe 👄you ain’t getting 🍌💦cummies this year! ❌😱🙅Prancer 🐴and LAPdancer 💃are ready to get wet 💦💦and Rudolph the 🔴red 🔴Dick 🍌😍💦SLUTdeer is ⏳waiting ⏳to light up the way to 🎅🏾santa’s 🎅🏾sexshop 🚨where all you ho 😆ho 😆HOES can get 👄naughty 👄😉! send 📲this to 🔟 of your sexiest snowmen ⛄️⛄️or else Santa 🎅🏾will be giving you 😱⚫️COAL ⚫️😱this year!!! ☹️instead of CUMMIES! 😍 get 📩back5️⃣ and you’re a 🍪gingerbread 🍪get 🔟 back and you’re 👀an 🍎apple 🍎cider 🍾🍾🍻SLUT!
🎶Dashing🏃💨 through the cum 💦💧👅👅 in a one WHORES💃💃 open legs👐, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😩😫😲 all the way. Balls🍒 in buttholes🍩 ring, making 🙇spirits bright🌟💫, what fun it is to ride 🚀that dick 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!!💸 🎶jingle clit🎶jingle clit 🔔jingle🔔 all the way➡, oh what ✨fun✨ it is to ride🏂〰 that big💢 fat💥 dick 🍆all day🕦 HEY👏 🎶jingle clit🎶jingle🎶clit 🔔jingle🔔 all the way😝 oh what 🎉fun🎊 it is to fuck 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. HEY🙌 Send this to 👉1⃣2⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 dickmas cock suckers🍆👅 in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Mr. Claus🎅 won't cum😩👊💦 for you this HOEliday season!!🎄 If you get 5 back ⬅️you're a frosty cum slut. ❄️⛄️If you get 10 back you're a 🎯peppermint pussy princess .🍭👸 If you get 15 back you're a candy cane 🍰clit🍰 licker👄👅. Have a ✨merry 👋merry✨clitmas🙏🎄and a slutty 🎉new year!🎆🎊
Happy 😃 hoe 🤣 hoe 😋 HOElidays 🎄all you santa 🎅 SLUTS 😫🍆💦 today is ❌❌❌mas 👀👉👌 and Santa 🎅 baby 👶🏼 is CUMMING 🍆💦💦💦😍 to town 🏙 all you naughty 👿 naughty 😈 girls 👧🏿👧🏻👧🏾👧🏼 boys 👦🏿👦🏼👦🏻👦🏽 and non-binary toys 🧒🏻🧒🏽🧒🏿🧒🏼💋😦😧😲😩😃 daddy claus can trim ✂️ MY Christmas tree 🎄 and fill up ⬆️ my stocking 🧦 if you know what I mean 👀💄👄👅 oh santa pally 🎅 I’ll be your nut 🌰 cracker ⚡️ if you nut 🥜 on my chest 🤽🏽♂️🤽🏻♂️ near an open fire 🔥 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sexiest 👄👅😂😂😂CHRISTMAS elves 🧝♀️ 😈🙌🏻 if you get 0️⃣ back 🥺🤭 you’re a vanilla 🍦 bitch 🤣🤣🤣 who will be having a silent 🤫 night 🌌 and won’t 🚫 be playing 🤹🏻♀️ in the white ⚪️ sticky 🍯 snow ❄️ ⛄️ this year 🤭😭😭😭🤷🏻♀️ if you get 3️⃣ back 😕😛 you’ll get FIVE 🖐 golden COCK rings 💍 😁😁😁 but no one to use them on 🧐😛😔😔😔 if you get 5️⃣ back 😲😲 your jingle bells 🔔 jingle bells 🔔 jingle bells 🔔 will ROCK tonight 🥵😳😫 if you get 7️⃣ back 😎🤩🥳 you’ll be getting COAL-vid 19 this year 😔😔 sorry 😢 we can’t all 🥶😱 be winners 🏆 🚫 if you get 🔟 back 😁😁🤪😈🙀 well 👀 you didn’t hear it 👂 from me 👀 but you’ll have to invest 💰 in some extra WRAPPING paper 🍆 because you’ll be having a HOLEy 🕳 jolly Christmas 🎄 this year 😗😘🥰😍😋😜🤪 you and Daddy Santa 🎅 will be joining the mile high club ✈️ on his sleigh 🛷 this year 😉😏 maybe Mrs. Claus 🤶 will join 🚺💯 too 🥰 okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 elves 🧝 🧝♀️ it’s time ⏰ for me to go ➡️ run over 🏃♂️ grandma 👵 with a reindeer 🦌 have fun 🤩 getting that hot 🥵 hot 🔥 chocolate 🍫 🎅🏿
🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 SANTA CLAUS 🎅 IS CUMMING ❄️ TO TOWN 😜😜 SHOUT OUT MY BOY J-CHRIST 🙏🏼😇 😇TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE TH0TMAS 👯♀️👩❤️💋👩 OPEN YA GIFTS AND LEGS 🙈🙊🤯🤯 🍆💦 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU 😈 🤪😋😍💦🍑
🎄🎶Dashing💨 through the cum 💦💧👅👅 in a one WHORES 🐎 open legs🤸🏼♀️, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😫 all the wayyyy🎵 Balls 🍒in buttholes 🍩 ring, making spirits bright 🌟, what fun it is to 🐎 ride 🚀that dick 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!! 🎶jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way➡️, oh what fun it is to ride 🎢 that big BLACK dick 🍆all day. HEY! 🎶 jingle clit, jingle clit, jingle all the way😝 oh what fun it is to fuck 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. HEY! 🎄
Only ✌🏽 more weeks til Santa CUMS‼️🗓 That means it’s the 🙀 HOEfficial ✅ start of the most ❄️CUMderful❄️💦 time of the year! 🎉 Send this to 👉1⃣2️⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 DICKmas 🎄 cock suckers🍆👅 in 6️⃣9⃣ SEXonds or Santa won’t CUM😩👊💦 on you this HOEliday season!! 😭 If you get 5️⃣ back ⬅️... you’re a frosty 😋 cum slut. 💁🏾♀️❄️⛄️If you get 🔟 back, you’re a peppermint 🍬 pussy princess 👸🏾 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ 🔙 or more, Santa’s 🎅🏽 gonna BUTTFUCK 😱 your REAR chimney 🙀😮 ALL DICKCEMBER LONG 😵😵😵😈😈😈
YOU 👏 THERE 👏 SLUT 👏 , WHAT 👏 DAY 👏 IS 👏 IT? 🎅🏼🎄: On the 𝟏𝟐th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻♀️: 1️⃣2️⃣ cummers 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 cumming 🍄💦, 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧👨🏽🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 🍆💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻🎨👩🏻🎨👩🏻🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. MERRY THOTMAS 🎄🎅🏼 YOU FILTHY SLUTS 💃 🥵😩💁🏻♀️!!!!
🎄😏 Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!🎄😏 IT’S THE SLUTTIEST TIME OF YEAR AGAIN GURL! 📅 ❄️ ⛄️ So merry THOTmas, Happy DOMukkah, and a festive KwOwOzaa! 🎁🎄✡️ 🕎 ♥️🖤💚 SHHH! 🤫 Did u hear that? 😮👂 Somebody’s up on the rooftop! 🏠 ❄️ 🦌🦌🛷💥💥 IT’S YO DADDY DOM, JOLLY OL’ ST. THICCOLAS🎅⛓🥵🙀😻 and he says you’ve been XTRA naughty this year! 😈😜👅💦So he’s droppin’ down the chimney like it’s hot to bring u some THOTmas cheer! 🫳🎁🔥🔥BUT ONLY IF YOU SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF UR SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝♀️🧝🎁 ✉️ if u get 0️⃣ back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH 🧌🫵 if u get 5️⃣ back ur back on the naughty list again next year 😈 📝 but if you get all 🔟 back you a real THOTmas SNACK pack and a hot HUNKin pie!!! 🍪🥵🥧🎄
🤠🎄 GIDDY UP 🐴🐎👋 JINGLE WHORE!!! 👯♂️🍆🔥🍑👅❄️👋😹🎁 SEXMAS 🎄☃️❄️🎅🛷🎁💚❤️ is here 🤩 and U’ve sure been N A U G H T Y…!! 😈🤭🤤😏😍😜 All year 📅 Santa 🎅😍 has been watching 👁️ u FAP 👊💦😩 and tonite 🌚✨ he’s cuming 👣🦌🛷 to give u his 😳🎁 BIG PACKAGE!!!! 🎁🍆🤤 To get gingerBRED 🍪🍑👈 just 🍬🍭👅 POP💥🤸 that Peppermint Pussy 🍭🌭🍬🎇 n wait under the mistleHOE 🌿🎋😘🍒😱 with a nice cup of hot COCKolate ☕️🍆🔥 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint DICK 🙏😌😍 will shove 👊 his 🍆💦🟢 Jingle Balls 🔴🎄🤤💦 right down ⬇️⏬🔽 ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑😫🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇 hes 🎅 gonna make u cry 😱😏😩🍆💦😜💦
Time is tickling ⏰⏰ SEND 💌📲 this 🤳 to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS 🎅🏿👯♀️🕺 if u get 🔟 BACK your a 🤤😏 STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧦🎁💝😻👀😳 get 5️⃣ BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny Xmas Ham 🙈🐷🤪🪵🔥😉😏 but if u get 0️⃣ back 😵 u got a 🔥 DRY C🅾️AL CUNT 🧆🌵😰😭😱🥲🍑
🌲Merry FUCKmas🌲 to all my SLUTTY 🙉 little 💅 elves 👅.⭐ Congratulations ⭐ you've made Santa's NAUGHTY list 🥺😈 Make sure your COOKIE 😽 is ready for MILK🤶🌧🙀 cos Santa's 🎅 gonna slide UP your CHIMNEY 😛 Tis the season of GIVING 🎁😏 so wrap your gift right 🍆🍑 or the holiday PREGNOG 🥛 will have you feeling like the Virgin Mary 😇😩👼. SCREWge 😠😏 listened to the Ghost 👻 of Christmas Yet to CUM 👀🤝🍾 and you should too 😌. Send this to 10 HO-HO-HOES 🥵 and Little CUMMER Boys🙋🥁. Get 10 or more back and you're THE Saint DICK 💦 Get 5 back and you're a mistleHOE 🌿 Get 0 back and find out the true meaning of FISTmas🥊 when the rawdog reindeers run a sleigh on you 🦌☔😝🧻
Hey there you raw-dogging reindeer 🦌 🦌 🍆 💦 💦 😋 you egregious elves 🧝🏼+🧝🏽♀️= 🏕 🔞🌚you nefarious naughty listers 👨🏻 ✊🏼 🥖 💦 📝 it’s time to pop the cherry 🍒🚫 🤷🏻♀️ in Virgin Mary 🔑🦵🏼🔒🦵🏼 and take a hoe 💁🏽♀️ under the missletoe 🍃 👩❤️💋👨💦 🔞because it’s finally DICKmas!!! 🎄🎄💦💦💦 🎅🏻 So if you’re down for some foreplay in the sleigh 🛷 🥴 ✊🏼 🥖 💨 👵🏻 and wanna get whimsy 😏 inside the chimney 🪵 🔥 🥵 😉 👌🏼 then stop the shopping 🛒 🛍 and give your girl a cocking 🍆 🍆 💦 🤤 in her lady stocking 🥖 💦 🧦 so that you roast 🔥 those chestnuts 🌰 🌰 🐿 💦 🥛 in her all night long 😩 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 Ever since Mary 👧 and HOEseph 👦🏻 brought that baby outta the barn 👶🏼 🍼 💦 ✝️ this whole world 🌎 has gotten freaky 👉🏻 👌🏼 ♾ 😏 and frisky 🥵 💦 🛀🏼 to satisfy their significunt others 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 + 🍆💦💦 🍑 = 🤰🏽🤤🤤Hoepfully you’ve shaved and behaved 🪒 🧼 👨🏻🦲 🍆 😉 , so you can take off that ugly sweater 🚫🧥 🥖 💦 ✋🏻 😳 ✋🏻 and make her drool 🤤 🤤 on a spool 🧵 of your man wool 🐑 🐑 💨 🖖🏼👁👅👁🖖🏼for the 25 days of FISTmas 👊🏼 👁👄👁👊🏼 If that option doesn’t suit her “ute” 🖐🐸 🤚👅👅👅👅🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 then fertilize another egg 🥚 🍼 💦 = 👶🏼 so you can snog 💋 on the nog 🥛 😵 ⚡️ while keeping a fist list ✊🏼 🖊 💦 📝 of all the naughty thotties 👯♀️👯♀️in Santa’s twerkshop 🍆 💦 💦 🍑 So ditch the secret Santa 🎅🏻 🎅🏻 🍆 💦 🦌 😳 and white elephant 🐘 unless you’re giving her some trunk spunk 😏 👏🏻 🦴 💦 💦 🤤 and go out in the mist 🌫 🌧💆🏻♀️to get put on the naughty list 🙋🏻♂️🙅🏽♀️🙅🏽♀️Send this to 10 slutty Santa’s helpers 👨🏻 🥖 💦 💦 💁🏽♀️ 🎄 so you can give her a rimmy 👅 🍑 in the chimney ⛺️ 🛌🔞 😏 or else, the only Candy cane getting licked 👅 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼😩 will be in the candy shop 🍭 😜 🦌 🦌 🛷 💦 💦 🎅🏻 🎄
Merry Cummas!🎄It’s time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it’s the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol’ candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won’t be a virgin after tonight 😏👌🏼👈🏼 Is that a snow blizzard or are you cuming on me?☃❄️💦 Don’t forgot to wrap that dick up in a bow tonight🎁🍆Send this to 10 of your cum covered snow angels👼🏻 If you receive 5 back you’re a big ole stocking stuffer😜if you receive 10 back you’re a naughty little nutcracker🌰😩🐿now go find some mistletoe🌿 and give Rudolph a sloppy dick sucking👅 underneath it and while you’re at it, go tell Santa what you want for Cummas and give him a lap dance🎿💃🏻while you’re at it😼
MERRY ☃❄ CHRISTMAS 🇨🇽🎄 YOU 🙇 🧑🎄HO 😘 HO 🤶HOES‼️‼️‼️TIME ⏱TO UNWRAP 💝PRESENTS🎁 AND 🙏➕ WRAP ✋ SOME 🍭CANDY 🍬🍬 CANE 💈💦 DICK 🍆TO SLIDE 🎢👀 DOWN⬇️ YOUR 👏👨 CHIMNEY 🍑🎅🏠 ‼️‼️MAKE 👏 SURE 🔜👍 YOU STOP ❌😂 BY ✌️SANTA’S 🎅SEX 😻🍑 SHOP 🛒 ON 💌DICKMAS 🍆MORNING 🌅TO🙌🥂 🍆 PLAY 🥁⛹ WITH ➡😉 ALL 👌 YOUR 😍 FAVORITE 💯🔥 TOYS 🦴🎢 AND 🔙💰 OPEN 💰 WIDE 🧇👐 TO 💦➡ SWALLOW 💦SOME 👨 HOT 🔥 🍾EGGNOG 🍶🥛SHOTS 🔫‼️‼️SEND THIS 👅 TO 5️⃣ 😂 CHRISTMAS 🔥 HOES💃 TO 💦💦 GET 😫 A BIG ♟CURVY↪️ NORTH ☝💈 POLE IN 🔥 YOUR 👨 STOCKING 😘🎅 ‼️‼️SEND TO💋♻ 🔟 FOR 🎅 BIG 🥖💰SACK 🥜🥜 SANTA 😏TO 💦 SPILL 💦 HIS MILK 🍼😵💦 IN 🔛🔝🔜YOUR COOKIES 🍪 UNDER ⬇️THE 👌👏 TREE 🎄🎄‼️‼️SEND 🆘➡ TO 💦 1️⃣5️⃣ 👯♀️TO 🙊🦊 GET 💪🉐 SLEIGHED❤️🔥 BY 🍆🍆ALLLLL 😏😏THE 👏👉 REINDEER🦌 🦄🐖 AND 📗GO 👉 DOWN 👅IN 👇 HISTORY 📝🚫 AS 🛠 THE 🍃 TIGHTEST 🤑🥴CHRISTMAS 🎅🎄HOE 😂 🤤EVER ⏳‼️❄️ENJOY🥰 SOME SNOW ❄️ BY➡️💋THE FIRE 🧨🔥WITH AN 🌨🍧AVALANCHE❄️ OF👅 CUMMIES🍆💦☃️🧋‼️‼️‼️
Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻right down⬇️my slutty💁♀️STOCKING🍑tonight🌚He knows when you’ve been slutty👯♀️and he knows when you’ve been horny😩💦so be 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA’S🎅🏻 little whore🍑🍆TONIGHT🌃 ITS🎄🍆DICKMAS🎄🍆all you HOT CHRISTMAS SLUTS are on the 🤬NAUGHTY LIST🤬this year. So that means 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA🎅🏻will be cumming💦🍄down⬇️your chimneys🏠His SACK💰is full of CUMMYS💦💧for all the boys💁♂️and girls💁♀️out there. Get ready to have your stockings🧦STUFFED🍆😩and your ass🍑UNWRAPPED🎁 Send this to twenty of your naughtiest😈Christmas🎄elves🧝♂️ Get zero0️⃣ back and you get nothing❌ but COAL🪨(up⬆️your ass🍑) get 5️⃣and you’re Santa’s🎅🏻little helper🧝♀️ALL NIGHT LONG🍆and it is LONG🍄. Get 🔟back and Santa🎅🏻 will sit🪑you on his lap🍆and fill your stocking🍑with his CUMMYS💦1️⃣5️⃣back and Santa🎅🏻will be delivering😩💦 a 🎁MASSIVE package🍆just for you2️⃣0️⃣back and you are the new 🧑🎄MRS CLAUS🧑🎄and you get 🎄Christmas cummies💦💧ALL YEAR ROUND🗓
MERRY 🎄🎅FUCKING 🎁CHRISTMAS🎉 YOU HO-HO-HO! 😜MAY YOUR 🎊DAYS BE 🎶MERRY ✨AND BRIGHT☀️ AND YOUR 🍪COOKIES NEVER 🍩RUN OUT! I 👏🏼👏🏼THANK 🎅SANTA FOR PUTTING 🎁YOU ON HIS 🎄"NICE" LIST, EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW YOU'RE A BIT 😈"NAUGHTY" SOMETIMES. YOU ARE THE ❄️MOST PERFECTLY GIFT-WRAPPED 🎁DISASTER🔥 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON HAS EVER SEEN! 🕵️♂️💫
NOW GO GET YOURSELF 🍷🎂SOME EGGNOG, 🛷CRANK UP THAT MARIAH CAREY🎤, AND MAKE IT A 💃SEASON TO 🎊SLAY✨! YOU DESERVE A 🎉HOLIDAY FULL OF PRESENTS🎁, GOOD VIBES💌, AND ALL THE 🍆🍑YOU CAN HANDLE! LOVE ❤️YOU, YOU SLEIGH-RIDING🎄 ELF-ASS BITCH! 💋MAY YOUR HOLIDAYS NEVER ❌BE BASIC! TURN UP 🔝 AND HAVE A VERY LIT 🔥CHRISTMAS! 🎉🎅
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don’t 👏🏼 fuckin 👏🏼 call 👏🏼 urself 👏🏼 festive 👏🏼 if 👏🏼 u 👏🏼 can’t 👏🏼 fit 👏🏼 an 👏🏼 entire 👏🏼 christmas 👏🏼 tree 👏🏼 in 👏🏼 ur 👏🏼 ass 👏🏼
MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR 📆 I'M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I'M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT 🙅♀️❌ VERY CHRISTIAN ⛪🙏 BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK ✨🎉✨🎉 I CAN'T WAIT FOR 🎅SANTA🎅 TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY ⬇🏠😜💦 AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS 😱🍆 AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA 🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE 🤏 FESTIVE 🎄🎅🤶⛄❄🎁FAGGOT🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈🍆🍆😜😜😩😩😩💦💦💦
SO TO ALL MY 💋👄💋👄💋SLUTTY 😩😩😩💋💋💋 SANTA'S 🎅🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏻 LITTLE HELPERS 😉😉😉👏👏& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES 🧝🏻♂️🧝🏻♂️🧝🏻♂️ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" 🌨🌨🌨❄❄❄❄⛄⛄⛄😜😜😜😜😜💦💦💦💦 AND DON'T FORGET TO 🌟✨🌟✨DECORATE✨🌟✨🌟 YOUR "TREE" 😜😜😜🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 I'LL BE WAITING 🕚🕕🕠 UNDER THE MISTLETOE 🍃🦶 WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON 😳🎁🎀💝 WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU 👆TO UNWRAP 😳🎀 ME SO WE CAN TASTE 👅💦 EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES 🍬✨🍬✨🍬✨😩😩😩🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦
‼️🎄 ATTENTION ‼️ ALL HO ‼️ 🎅🏻 HO ‼️🎅🏻 HOES ‼️🎅🏻🎄☃ it is 👉 finally 👉📅 🍆 DICKcember ☃🎁🍆💦 and you 🤔 know ⁉️🎄️🤔 what that ❄️ means ⁉️🤔☃ 🕗 time 🕠 4️⃣ Santa 🎅🏻 2️⃣ come 💦💦 ⬇️ down ⬇️ your chimney 🏠 and unload 🚚 his 🎅🏻 sack 🛍😳 of goodies 🎅🏻🍆💦💦 on 🔛 you 😳😏 get ready 🙋 2️⃣ 👂 listen👂👂 to 2️⃣ xmas🎄carols🎄☃🗣 guzzle some 🍳 egg 🍳 nog 💦💦👄 and get 👏 your 👏 stocking 👏 stuffed 🍆🍑☃🎅🏻 on 🔛 DICKcember 2️⃣4️⃣th 🙅 don't 🙅 forget 😰 to 🍁 leave 🍁 your 🍆💦💦 milk 💦🍼 and 🍪 cookies 🍪 out 4️⃣ Santa 🎅🏻🎄☃🎄🎁 😜 🅱 cuz 😜 on 🔛 DICKcember 2️⃣5️⃣th 🍆🎄☃🎅🏻 every1️⃣ will wake 😴 ⬆️ up ⬆️ 2️⃣ find 🕵 all the 💦 goodies 💦 Santa 🎅🏻 has ⬅️ left ⬅️ for 4️⃣ them 🎁🎁🎁 send 📩 this 2️⃣ ten 🔟 of 🎅🏻 santa's 🎅🏻 ☠ baddest ☠ bitches 🙋 or you 🚫 won't 🚫❌😟 get your 🛎 bells 🛎🛎 jingled 🛎 this year 😩 get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you're a 👙 slutty 💋💄 elf 🙇🏻 get 👉🔟👈 back 🔙 and you'll 🎄🎅🏻 get to 😚 suck 😚😊 all 🌚 night 🌚 on that ol' 🎅🏻 saint 🎅🏻 DICK 🎅🏻🍆💦💦☃🎄🎁🎄
It’s 🍌🎄⛄️DICKcember 🍌🎄⛄️and you ✨⚡️know what that means!!! 🙌🏻😮It’s HOEliday season 🎄and Santa 🎅🏾is cumming😩💦💦 to town and bringing 🎁presents 🎁to all the good boys 👴🏼and girls👩, but if you’ve been a naughty 👎❌hoe 👄you ain’t getting 🍌💦cummies this year! ❌😱🙅Prancer 🐴and LAPdancer 💃are ready to get wet 💦💦and Rudolph the 🔴red 🔴Dick 🍌😍💦SLUTdeer is ⏳waiting ⏳to light up the way to 🎅🏾santa’s 🎅🏾sexshop 🚨where all you ho 😆ho 😆HOES can get 👄naughty 👄😉! send 📲this to 🔟 of your sexiest snowmen ⛄️⛄️or else Santa 🎅🏾will be giving you 😱⚫️COAL ⚫️😱this year!!! ☹️instead of CUMMIES! 😍 get 📩back5️⃣ and you’re a 🍪gingerbread 🍪get 🔟 back and you’re 👀an 🍎apple 🍎cider 🍾🍾🍻SLUT!
Merry Fuckin Christmas ‼️❤️🔥🎄🎁 to all the naughty hoe hoe hoes ‼️☝️😈 and filthy animals 🦌🐑🐇🐻❄️💦 now that it’s finally DICKmASS ‼️🍆 and ur toasty in bed ♨️🛌 jolly ole St. Dickolas ❤️🔥🎅 needs u to jingle his balls 👋🎊 ride his sleigh ❄️🛷 lick his candy cane 😋 ask for cumberry sauce 🫗 and drink up allllll that egg nog 👅🍳🥛💦💦 for the rest of Dickcember 💙🦌💚 he knows when you’ve been sleeping 💤 around 💞😏 he knows that you got cake 🍰🍑 so let him eat your cookie 🍪 join his twerkshop 💃👉👌👉👌 kiss under the bushes 👩❤️💋👩🌳 of his mistle-side-hoes 👩❤️👩☘️ and 8 🎱 maids 🐄💃💃🏽💃🏼💃🏿💃🏻💃🏾💃🏻💃🏽a milking 🍼 his North Pole 🍆💦 and after ole Tits Kringle 🌛🎅🏿 cums in their dirty chimneys 🌚🏡 he’ll land on your booftop 🍑 and fill ur stockings 🧦 with whips 🪄 & chains ⛓️ and put you 🫵 at the 🔝 TOP 🔝 of his 🤬NAUGHTY list🤬 cause the Yule log 🪵 gonna need to roast some chestnuts 🌰🌰🔥🔥🔥 this year 🗓️👿 and only the freakiest 👿 elves 🧝🏼♀️💯🧝♂️💯🧝 can ride 🛷🌟🤠 can u satisfy little cummer boi? 🧐🥁💦💦 get in the FISTmas spirit! ✊🎅🏽 in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds 🕕🕘 send this invite 💌💦 to Santa’s candy shop 🍬🍡🍭🍫 💎🍆👭👬👭💒‼️ if u get 🔟 back u got a plump partridge 🐧 and a juicy pear tree 🌳🍐🍐🍐☔️ if u get 5️⃣ back ur Santa’s sluttiest little helper 🛍️🎄🥹👉👈 & if u get 0️⃣ back he’s gonna put you on the fucking🖕NICE list🖕 where all Yule get is nice guys 🙅🏼♀️😝 and a lump of coal in your butthole 🌚🕳️🖤 bah humcunt!
HOE HOE HOE ‼️😜😜 ITS THAT TIME 🕝⌛️ oF yEAR AGAIN‼️ 📅🗓📌 💯 OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆👅💦ST. NICK™ is CUMMING 👀💦💦👅🍆😜😜 TO TOWWWNN ‼️🎅🎅🏡 BUT WAIT! 🙇😯 SaTAn Clause has been WATCHIN YOU‼️👀👀 hes been takin NOTES 🕵📝📝🔭 👀😎he KNOWS if you’ve been NAUGHTY 👿👺or NICE 😇☀️👼if you’ve been GOOD for GOODNESS’ SAKE 😇😌❤️💙😘 Daddy Nicholas will slide down into your CHIMNEY 🍆🍑😏 aND eat up 🍴😋your COO(ch)KIES nd MILK 🍪🍼👀😜👅💦💦😩👏👏😏 IF YOUVE BEEN NAUGHTY 😡😤👺🖕❌❌ NO CHRISTMAS CUMMIES FOR U! 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of Santa’s lil ELF TWINKS 👦👦🔥💦😜 & you’ll get Daddy Nicholas’ SUPER FESTIVE🎉🎁 THICC DICK‼️😜😜🔥🔥🍆💦💦🎉🎁💦😩😩
Hey there you pewbic preachers 🥵 🤲 🤤 🙏 ⛪️ 👅 you cross bearing cocksuckers ✝️ 🥴 ✊🏻 🍆 💦 💦 ⛪️ you kinky clergymen 🤵🏻+ 👩🏽 = ✝️💦 🛌 😏 it’s time to get nailed 🔨 💨 😩 🥵 railed 👨🏻+ 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 = 🚂 😓 and impaled 👉🏻 👌🏻 😉 ♾️ like the hoely spirit 👻 & 💁🏻♀️ + 💁🏻♀️ = ✂️ 🍑 😋 this year 📅 because it’s Cocktic Christmas 🎅🏾 ✊🏻 🥖 💦 🤶🏼 🦌 🦌 🎄 🌲 🧝 So if you’re down to copt a feel 👋🏻 🍑 & 🍒 👁️🫦👁️during cuntfession 🦵🏻♦️🦵🏻 🖐️ 🐸 🖐️👅👅👅 🦵🏻🪰🦵🏻 then seek those naughty nuns 👩🏽 💁🏻♀️ ✂️ 🚿 🥵 that’ll repent 🙏 and bent 👋🏻👁️👅👁️🖖🏻all down the chimney 🪵 🌲 💨 🔥 🤤 It’s been a cold 🥶 🧊 and wet 💦 🌊 winter ❄️ so far, but as the floods ⛰️ 🌊 ☠️ come, it’s time to embark 🤠 👋🏻 🍑 on the ark 🛶 💦 😈 and ride 🐎 that wooden winter splinter 🎅🏾 🌲 💨 😮💨😮💨all queefinox long 🌞 🌚 🌝 = 🛌🔞🔞 🤫 Hoepefully you can leave a nudge smudge 🥕 🍒 💦 👄 before heavenly daddy 👨🏻 🥵 judge thee to seven minutes ⌛️ in hoely heaven. 👯♀️👯♀️ 🏝️ 😌 Don’t forget to dickorate 🍆 🫦 😏 the tree 🌲 🪵 🐿️ 🥜 🍼 💦 🥛 so that you can savor that sweet spruce juice 🪵 🥛 🤤 until you get to scratch an itch from Ms. Claws 😜 👅 🦵🏻 🦞 🦵🏻 🌚Send this to 10 pussyhound priests ✝️ 👦🏻 👨🏻 👉🏻 👌🏻 ⛪️🔞🔞to get your crucifix baptized✝️🍼💦💦🤤Or else, the only thing nailed 🔨 🥊 🦵🏻 🐠 🦵🏻 🤢 will have been from 2023 years ago 👼 ☁️ ☀️ ✝️🧖🏻♂️
Merry 🎊 thiccmas 🍑🤤 u frosty ❄️ thots! As u anticipate 😛 santa 🎅 cumming 😩💦 down your chimney😏 u better be thinkin 🤔☁️☁️about Tiny Tim 👪and his not-so-tiny crutch 🙈🍆🍆🍆 who ain't gettin those cripple ♿️ cummies 💦☔️ this HOEliday 🎁 season. Don't be a Thiccmas Screwge 🤢😡🔩 and share this message to some naughty 😵👮🏻 elves who need some black 🖤🖤rocks 🌰 in their stocking😘🎅🏻. Get 5 back and you'll get your stocking stuffed🌯. Get 10 back and you're gonna get something good 🙆🏼 under your Christmas bush 🌲🌲🌲🎁. Get 20 back and you're a Santa Clit 👅👄 licker!
Alright 👊🏻 you 👈🏻 Christmas 🎄 cats 🐈 when Santa 🎅🏻 slides ⛷down 👇🏻your 👆🏻chimney 🏠 this Xmas🎄 make sure 🌚 you 👈🏻 spread 👐🏻 them 🍑 xttrrraaa THICCC Christmas 🙌🏻 hams 🐖 🍑 wide 👐🏻 because Santa’s🎅🏻 here 👏🏻 to stuff 😯 you’re 👊🏻 stocking 🔑😍with his 🍆 chestnuts 🥜 so open 👅 wide and receive 👉🏻 Santa’s 🎅🏻 reindeer 🦌 you 🍻ho 😉ho 😻ho 💦
'Twas the 🌜night🌜 before 🎄❄Christmas🎄❄, when all through the 🏡house🏡
Not a creature was stirring, not even a 🐭mouse🐭;
The 👢stockings👢 were hung by the 🔥chimney🔥 with care,
In hopes that 🎄🎅St. Nicholas🎅🎄 soon⏰👀 would be there;
The 💤☺children💤☺ were nestled all 👌snug in their 😴beds;
While visions of sugar-plums🍬🍭🍑 danced in their heads💤;
And 👵mamma👵 in her 'kerchief, and 👴I👴 in my cap,
Had just settled our brains😴😴 for a long winter's 💤nap💤,
When out on the lawn🏡 there arose such a clatter😡👂,
I👴 sprang from my bed to see what😡😡😡 was the matter.
Away to the window I flew🏃🏃 like a flash🏃🏃,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The 🌜🌛moon🌜🌛 on the breast👍😏😉 of the new-fallen ⛄❄snow⛄❄,
Gave a lustre of midday⏰👀🌞 to objects below⬇,
When what😮 to my wondering eyes👀 did appear‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️,
But a miniature sleigh🚗 and eight tiny rein-deer🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕,
With a 👴little👴 old👴 driver so lively🎅 and quick,
He slid down the chimney and screamed📢 "I'M PICKLE RICK"🍆🍆🍆
Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 cumming💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 this 🎄Christmas ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that 🍑 sweet 💦 ass🍑 because that's what 👉🏽you👈🏽 want for Christmas 🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 Santa 🎅🏻 is cumin😻👽 to town 🏢🏦🏬🏚🏡🏠🏣🏤 the clock 🕐 is ticking 🙄 be ready 😏😛🍆 Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your👌🏽😍 chimney🖖🏻👅 tonight 😮and he's gonna 😨drown in that chimney 🤐😰💦💧☔️🏊🏼🏄🏼🚣🏼 of yours 🛀🏼🍆🍑 SLEIGH 🎄🎄 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 🎄🎄 SLEIGH 🍆😩💦👩❤️💋👩 if u want to get NAUGHTY🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your thickest elves 💁🙋🍒 if u get 0⃣ back 😔 then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 1⃣0⃣😊 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH🔥🙌 If u get back 2⃣0⃣ 😏 then get ready for daddy Claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗🎄 SHARE in 6⃣9⃣😉💦 seconds or you wont end 2018❗ with a BANG 😩💦💥
🎅 H⭕️E H⭕️E H⭕️E 🎅 TIS THE SEASONS ❄️☃️ FOR ALL THE GOOD 😇 LITTLE SLUTS 😈💦 TO GET THEIR 🍆👅💦 PERVERTED 🍑🍆💦 HOLIDAY 🎁 🎁 PRESENTS 🎁🎁 THIS YEAR 🗓 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣2️⃣ OF YOUR MOST 🤶 HOE-LLY 🤶 JOLLY WHORES 😜🍆 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND THE ONLY THING IN YOUR 🧦 STOCKING 🧦 IS A 🔒😭🔒 CHASTITY CAGE 🔒😭🔒 GET 6️⃣ BACK AND YOU'LL HAVE A MURRY 😻 COCKMAS 👅💦 GIVING HOE-LIDAY 💃 HEAD 👅🍆💦 TO YOUR FURRY 💄🦊🐺 REINDEER 🦌🦌🦌 DADDY 😋🍆💦 GET ALL 1️⃣2️⃣ BACK AND 🎅 DADDY CHRISTMAS 🎅 WILL PERSONALLY DELIVER 👉👌 YOU THE CONTENTS 💦💦 OF HIS 🍒 LARGE SACK 🍒 DIRECTLY FROM HIS ❗️🍆❗️ NORTH POLE ❗️🍆❗️
Hey there, you naughty North Pole nutnog slurpers 🎅🏼🥛💦👅 you jingle bell jerkin’ jubilants 🤶🏻🔔🛷🍆💨 you mistletoe munchin’ maniacs 🌿💋🤤 it’s time to deck the halls 🏠🎉 and trim the tree 🎄🌟 with that peppermint pipe 💈🍆💦 because it’s SLEIGHmas, baby! 🛷💨🎅🏼
So grab your holiday ho-ho-hos 🧑🏻🎄🧑🏽🎄👀 and let them sit on your lap 😏🍑🪑 to see if you’ve been naughty or nice 😈📝💋, but spoiler alert—you’re stuffing stockings tonight 🧦🎅🏽🍆. If she’s craving some festive frosting 🧁🌨️💦, whip out that North Pole nog dispenser 🎅🏼🥛💦 and let her sip on Santa’s secret sauce 🌚🎁🤶🏻.
Make sure you’re wrapping that candy cane tight 🍭🎁 because nobody wants an unplanned Christmas miracle 🎄👶🏻🤰. And if you’re roasting chestnuts by the fire 🔥🥜🍑, make sure they’re hers 😏 because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a nut bust in a winter wonderland ❄️🍆💨🎉.
Send this to 12 ho-ho-hoes 🎅🎄💋 so you’re not stuck chugging eggnog 🥛🍸 and shaking your own snow globe 🌨️✊🏻💫. If you don’t get that Polar Express 🚂💨 into her tunnel of love 🍆💨💋, the only sleigh bells 🔔 you’ll be jingling are the ones in your pants 😩👖. Slide that yule log down her chimney 🎅🔥🍑 and stuff her stocking 🧦🎁 until it’s overflowing with holiday spirit 💦🎄✨, or else prepare for a silent night 🌙🎶 that’s lonelier than Rudolph at recess 🦌😭.
Make this Christmas one to nut-crack about 🌰🍆💦🎁, you frosty freaks! 🥶🎄
Get your HOE HOE 🕳️’s ready all you CUMDUMPS 4️⃣ Christ ✝️✝️✝️✝️⛪️. Its time 2️⃣ get LITmas 🤪🔥👅🔥 this CLITmas!!! 🧑🎄🍑🎅🍑🤶🍑. Are you ready to RECEIVE(🥺🥹🥵😫😩🤤🤕) the 🕳️-E spirit this DICKmas???? 🍆🎄🍆👅👅 Santa (🧑🎄) is ready to give you his THICK & THROBBING CANDY CANE COCK 🍭🍭🍭🍬🍆🍆🤪🥹. The chimney won’t be the only thing he’s SLIDING into 😦😉😈⛳️. Have you been a good *insert gender neutral child term* or is Santa 🎅🎅🎅 gonna take away all your CHRISTMAS (🎄) CUMMIES (💦) 😔☹️🙍😿. Get those PERKY PEPPERMENT PUSSIES ready for some NUT CRACKING 🥜🌰🥜. The 3️⃣ wise men (👨🏫👨🏫👨🏫) are gonna fill you up with some knowledge 📚📖🤓…AND COCK😳😝🤪🍆🍆🍆. It’s time to get into the…GIVING SPIRIT😩😈🫶🍆. For 2️⃣ CUMMIES a day, you too can sponsor an OPEN DOOR NO LOAD REFUSED Christmas 🎄🎄🎄CUMDUMP in need 😫😫😫💦💦💦. Send this to 5️⃣ of your favorite Christian SLUTS or the Virgin Mary (🙏) won’t be the only one NOT GETTING DICK tonight 😤😤😤😰😿😿😿. If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back, Santa will let you sit on top his NORTH POLE 🎅😝😝😝🤪🥸🍆🍆💦 and then turn you into his LITTLEMISSCUMDUMP (while Rudolf watches)🦌🦌🦌🤳🤳🤳.
MERRY LICKMAS ho ho HOES.😈🎅🏿 UH OH looks like you’re on the naughty list this year😧🥵🆘 But that won’t stop Santa from CUMMING to town & sliding down YOUR tiny little chimney🫦🫵🏼 😚
Have a seat on Santa’s lap and ask for your tight stocking to get STUFFED with Christmas TOYZ📳🍆🎄The elves at Santa’s TWERKSHOP worked LONGG and HARD to make sure you have a WHITE & WET Christmas after Santa empties his sack!🎁⭕️💢⭕️💢💦💦
It won't be a silent night tonight...because I SAW MOMMY STROKING SANTA’S CANDY CANE!😳 YUM!! Egg nog just came out🤤🤭🙈!! The mistletoe is hung, and Santa is too with his HUGE Christmas COCK😫😝 YOU’RE NEXT!! Jolly Ol’ Saint LICK wants your milk🍼( . 人 . )🍼and cookie ({i})!👅🍪
Rudolph the red tip reindeer🦌🔴 saw you riding the North Pole 😝📍but he won’t tell Santa !🤫🤫 You need the Daddy of Christmas’ Yule log for some holiday cheer this year!!😚
What’s that?? 😳There’s a chill in the air!! 😨🌬It’s Jack Frost jacking off to get ready for some Christmas cunnilingus🥶❄️‼️ Watch out!! HES FROSTING THE TOWN!! 8=✊🏻= D💦
Quick! Hop on the Polar SEXPRESS! It's not the only train being ran this Christmas...🕳️🚂🚂 Hike up your tree skirt and don't forget to grab some hot COCKlate!!☕️
🔔🔔Deck the halls with dicks and balls this XXXmas🔔🔔 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST Santa babies who popped their peppermint pussies this season🍬. Get 5️⃣ back and St. Lick will give you ⚫️COAL⚫️ instead of daddies cummies😭❌💔 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’ve made the yuletide GAY and SLEIGHEDDD😍
🎄🎁🙏🏼 A Merry Lickmas to ALL and to ALL a good night😈😚❤️
Jingle balls😛, jingle balls😛, jingle all the way!👀 Merry Christmas!🎄🎅Last night✨ wasn’t so 🤐silent: while you were sleeping😴 SAINT DICK🎅 😱CAME💦👅 all over the world🌎🛷, which means it’s time⏰ to unwrap your 😏package🎁. You’ve decked the 🥵BALLS🥵, now it’s time for some 🍆COCKIN’🍆 around the ❌❌❌MAS TREE🎄. Did someone🤔 say ❄️Let It Snow?❄️ I’d rather see 🗣️LE TITS NOW🗣️. 💌Send this to 5️⃣ ho-ho-hoes🥵 or you’ll be 🧍♂️ALONE😭 under the miseltoe🥬tonight. Get 0️⃣ back and you’re getting 🙅♀️ZERO🚫 gifts to 🌟SLEIGH🌟 in. Get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be Rudolph🦌 the way you’re making it RAIN DEAR ✊🍆💦❄️👅
HO🎅HO🎅HO🎅 BITCHES ✨ MERRY ❌❌❌ MAS YOU LIL SNOWFLAKE ❄️ ❄️SANTA🎅CUMMED 💦ALL OVER YOUR TREE🎄LAST NIGHT PUT THE CHRIST⛪️ BACK IN✝️CHRIST ✝️MAS‼️ ITS CHRISTMAS EVE 👩 NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE 🧔♀️ 🎅 SANTAS WORKSHOP 🔨 WILL BE SO HOT 🔥 AND SWEATY 💦 MRS. CLAUS 🤶 HAS BEEN BOUNCING ⬆️ ⬇️ HER FAT ASS 🍑ALL UP ⬆️ ON THE CANDY CANE 🍭STRIPPER POLE 🍡IN THE WORK SHOP 🔧AND WILL BOUNCE⬆️⬇️ ON SANTAS DICK 🍆WHEN HE CUMS 💦HOME TONIGHT✨🤪MAKE SURE YOU LICK👅 AND DOWN AND SLURP 😝 DOWN THAT EGG NOG 🍼 AND AFTER SANTA IS GOING TO GIVE YOU SPECIAL 🎁PRESENTS🎁 AND EMPTY HIS SACK 💰💦 ALL OVER YOUR🫵 XXXMAS TREE 🎄AT THE 🌚END OF THE NIGHT 🌝 YOU CAN RIDE 🎠🏇 SANTA’S SLEIGH 🛷 SEND THIS TO 💯ALL YOUR LITTLE ELF HOES🧑🎄 IF YOU GET ONE 1️⃣BACK SANTA IS SENDING A MINTY BUTT PLUG 🍑 🔌 IF YOU GET FIVE 5️⃣ BACK YOURE GETTING A DILDO MOLD 🍆 OF SANTAS DICK 🍆 IF YOU GET TEN 🔟 BACK YOU GET AN ELFY GANG BANG 🎅🧑🎄🤶🧝🧝♀️🧝♂️🤶
🎄🎅 HO HO HOE, IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! 🎅🎄
🎁 The stockings aren’t the only thing getting stuffed this Christmas! 🍆🧦👅 Whether you’re on the naughty 😈 or nice 😊 list, Santa’s bringing the goods 🎅🍑💦 for all you filthy holiday hoes. Send this to 🔟 of the sleigh-riding sluts you know 🛷🎄🦌 and spread some holiday cheer (or legs 😉). Get THREE back, and you’re a certified jingle-bell THOT. 🔔😏 Get FIVE back, and you’re a Christmas-cookie QUEEN. 🍪🍆 Get ALL 🔟 back, and you’re the North Pole’s most ho-ho-horny elf! 🎅🍆👅
🎄🎁 MERRY SPANKMAS! 👋🎅 This December, don’t forget to deck the halls 😏🎄 and your partner’s balls. 😏🍒 Be a good little elf and spread that holiday spirit 🍑💦 by sending this to 🔟 of the nastiest snow bunnies you know. 🐰❄️ If you get FIVE back, you’re a peppermint THOT. 🎄🍬 If you get TEN back, you’re officially Santa’s favorite stocking stuffer. 🧦🍆✨
❄️🌟 All aboard the sleigh of sluts this HOEliday season! 🎅🛷 Make sure you’re the one kissing under the mistletoe (and more 😏). This Christmas, send this to 🔟 naughty little helpers who know how to stuff stockings right. 🎄👅🍆 Get FIVE back, and you’re jingling all the way. 🔔💦 Get TEN, and Santa’s bringing the extra big sack just for you. 🎅🍆❄️
Happy HOElidays! 😈🎅🎄
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS‼️🎅❄️ ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS‼️🎄 Don't worry, there is still time to make it on the 😈👿 NAUGHTY👿😈 list this year 😉😉 Warm up on the 1️⃣2️⃣ COCKS🍆🎄 of ⛄CHRISTMAS🌨️ cause when 🎅💦SANTA CUMS💦🎅 the whole sleigh team is taking a turn 😍😉 I hope you're ready for Rudolph's 🦌🍆💦THROBBING RED STUD🦌🍆💦 cause he's been saving this 🤤🤤LOAD🤤🤤 all 📅YEAR⏲️LONG📏Once all your 🕳️🤤💦HOLES💦🤤🕳️are full of Christmas 🍦🦌🎅CREAM🎅🦌🍦and you've successfully 🏁FINISHED🏅the whole 🎅🦌TEAM🦌🎅 send this to your 2️⃣0️⃣ favorite Christmas 🦌🎄⛄HOE HOE HOES⛄🎄🦌. if you get 0️⃣ back, 🎅SANTA🎅 is gonna 🤤STUFF😍 your 🐈PUSSY🙀 full with 🚂COAL⛰️. 5️⃣, and you can 👅LICK😋 the milk and cookies 🥛🍪 from 🎅SANTA'S ASS🍑. If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, 💦CUM💦 will be your 🎅🎄 CHRISTMAS SNACK🍩🥛. 1️⃣5️⃣, the team might 🚥 STOP 🛑 by for round 2️⃣💦 on the way 🎅💦HOME🦌⛄😏. 2️⃣0️⃣, and you get a 🍆💦DICK🍆💦 as 📏LONG AND THICK📐 as the 💈📍NORTH POLE💈📍 to fill up your 👇🍑SOUTH HOLE⚫💦❗‼️❗MERRY CHRISTMAS COCKSUCKERS 🍆💦🍑🎅😏👅
