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My mommy was the town milk ma’am back in the day

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    Mmm. Mhmm. You're not alone, that's for sure. It's almost a service to the people to have just wobbling jugs plump for slurpring, and I should know because I grew up around it.

My mommy was the town milk ma'am back in the day. I don't think I appreciated it then, but thinking back, she worked so hard to provide for me and my other two or three brothers.

Each morning, before the butt crack of dawn, she'd heave herself out of bed and put on her milking dress, ya know the kind, where the front just flips down to let a set of mondo chubber boobies hang out. And hey, nothing sexual, but she had the most powerfully plump and impressively enormous tatter tots, mama cha-chas and me and my two or three brothers suckled upon well into adulthood. Everyone did, really, seeing as how she was the town milk ma'am.

Well, she'd get her dress on, and I'd hear her straining to put on her orthopedic boots and tighten her milk ma'am support corset (eventually, I'd have to help her to tighten it as she got older). Then it was down to the kitchen to throat 4, sometimes 12 or 16, sticks of full fat butter to nutritionate her milk. There were a lotta hungry people in that town, and she wanted to give them the best milk she could muster. She'd power squirt a cream stream and fill each of my and my two or three brothers' cereal bowls up, and sometimes she'd give us a suckle for the road, then be off.

She had a route, of course, that took her all through the town and hit everyone when they needed to be hit all the while her massive breasts bounced and sloshed with every heavy step. It was graceful though! Everyone needed her milk and she made the delivery look easy. Hell, I'd say our town was scheduled around my mommy's titties. I went with her plenty of times (again, into old age when I had to wheel her around in a wheeler's chair), and it was just so heartwarming to see everyone so eager to see her.

Greetings were short, and suckling was long. Each man, woman, and child in the town would lock their quivering lips around my mom's bright, domineering nipples and take deep, hard pulls of fresh, piping-hot, delicious breast milk. But no one was greedy! No one was greedy, no. They took their fill and were happy. Everyone in the town needed my mommy's milk, she was the town milk ma'am after all, and it was this collective attitude of "Love Thy Neighbor" that made everything run so smoothly. You don't really see that anymore, do ya?

At the end of the days, long days, necessary days, loving days, she'd come home with her yams half deflated, her nipples red and throbbing, but with a huge smile on her face knowing what good she'd done for the people of our quaint little town. Me and my two or three brothers would ice down and then lotion up her worked over breasts as she laid in her recovery chair with the TV on. Often she'd fall asleep, exhausting as it was to be a milk ma'am, especially for an entire town. We'd watch her chest slowly rise and fall as she tenderly dreamed whatever dreams she dreamed. My two or three brothers always got a kick outta watching her melons ripen back up, plump up nice and juicy with more milk, as she rested. They laughed, sure, and it was a delightful to watch, but I was always filled with a sense of pride watching those boobies swell back up.

She's been retired now for several years, though her tits don't show it. Even at nearly 80 years old, she's still got the juiciest baboingos I have ever seen. Well, haha, maybe I'm just a bit biased because she's my mommy. She was the best milk ma'am this town has ever had. They just don't make 'em like her anymore.

Love ya, mommy.

    About 15 years ago, my ex and I were arguing about whether to get the 7 layer dip or guacamole at HEB in Austin.

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      About 15 years ago, my ex and I were arguing about whether to get the 7 layer dip or guacamole at HEB in Austin. I think it was a Saturday morning.

Anyway, we sat there debating, hogging the area, when a voice behind us said "get the 7 layer dip, it already has guac in it." I turned around and saw it was Drew Brees. He's shorter than I thought he would be and he says "in fact pass me one of those dips."

My ex saw that I was flabbergasted, so she handed him a 7 layer dip.

I told him I was a big fan and him and LT won me a fantasy championship a few years prior. He laughed and said LT is the best before walking away.

Anyway, this dude has good taste, that 7 layer dip was tasty as hell.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⡀⣷⡆⠀⠀⠀⠸⣧⣻⣿⢸⣿⣿⡿⢿⣾⣻⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠷⠾⠛⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣿⠿⠋⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⡇⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡾⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡶⠷⠾⠛⠛⠉⠁⢀⣠⠤⠴⠒⡆⢠⠀⢰⡉⠻⣿⣽⡏⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧⣿⠿⢀⣀⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⡷⠾⠛⠋⠉⢀⣀⣠⠤⠴⠒⠻⡆⢸⠀⠀⢀⡠⠇⠸⡄⠈⣇⠀⠈⡻⢦⡀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⣿⣧⡘⠿⢻⡆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣉⣀⡀⣠⠴⠒⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢸⣠⠴⣫⡄⠀⠀⡇⠀⢹⠀⠀⣿⠦⢿⡀⢸⡇⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣿⠀⡇⣿⣿⣿⣆⢸⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⢿⡟⣽⣿⠀⣏⠁⠀⡇⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⡖⣻⠋⠀⠀⠈⢻⠀⢈⡇⠀⠸⡄⠘⣧⢸⡇⠀⢸⣷⣾⣿⠏⠀⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠏⠛⠋⢡⣿⠀⠸⣿⣟⡃⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⡤⠶⠒⠋⠀⠛⠁⠀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡈⠁⢻⡞⣿⠀⠈⠻⣴⠏⠀⠀⠿⢹⣿⣎⢻⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡟⠀⠀⢀⡿⣿⠀⠀⠈⠳⡇⠻⠤⠶⠚⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣷⣿⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣶⣾⣶⣿⣿⠃⢸⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⡶⠶⠖⠚⢛⠛⠳⢶⣼⡟⠀⠀⢀⣼⣹⣿⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡤⢤⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⠹⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⣟⢿⣿⣿⠹⣶⣿⡿⠛⠻⣏⠀⠉⠉⡛⣿⡿⣾⡇
⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠞⠋⢰⡇⢰⣿⢻⢻⢻⢶⣦⠙⣷⡀⠀⣸⢧⠟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣴⣲⡾⠿⠟⠒⠒⠛⡇⠙⣿⠉⠀⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡎⣿⠁⢀⣼⣏⢀⣠⣤⣸⣶⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠛⠁
⠀⠀⠀⣾⠃⠀⣠⡬⣤⣼⣛⠾⣼⣞⡾⡟⠀⠘⣧⣠⣏⡞⠀⠈⠻⣿⡏⢹⡟⠛⠻⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⣿⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣇⣿⣴⡞⢣⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣿⡶⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣿⠿⠷⠾⢽⣅⡲⠶⢻⣿⣼⢁⣠⣤⣶⣿⣿⠘⡇⠀⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸⡀⢹⡇⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣟⡀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⢯⣜⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⣨⣿⣶⣤⣿⣷⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡇⠀⠀⠐⡿⣦⣰⣒⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣇⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣾⣿⣸⣿⡏⢠⠟⣠⣿⣿⣿⣦⡈⢹⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡟⣾⠄⠀⠀⣸⡇⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⠀⠀⠀⡇⠈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⡆⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣇⣿⠛⠛⠻⣿⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⢧⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⢸⣿⣿⡿⢦⣴⣿⣿⣷⡿⣿⡿⣿⡇⢸⡄⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣟⢿⡀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣨⡧⠤⠤⢤⣇⡾⣿⣿⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⠀⣇⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⠀⠀⢹⡄⠀⠀⢀⣸⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣼⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⣧⣤⠶⠦⣼⣿⣿⣿⡏⠈⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠉⢹⣿⡀⢻⠀⠀⠘⡇⠀⠸⡄⠙⢿⣿⣿⠇⣿⣿⡄⠀⠈⠓⠒⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠹⣯⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⢃⡏⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣽⣿⣦⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣾⣿⡇⠘⡇⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠙⢿⡇⣿⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠒⢶⠀⠀⠀⠘⣆⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡅⣸⢁⣄⡄⣾⣿⢿⣿⠿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣸⣻⡿⣿⣧⠀⠙⠒⠛⠛⠀⠀⢿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠈⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠘⡇⠀⠀⠀⢿⣦⢸⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⡇⣿⣼⣿⠃⣿⣿⣾⣿⣷⣤⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣇⣿⡟⠋⠀⣿⡀⠀⣴⠲⡆⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⢸⡀⢹⣧⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡟⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢽⡿⣷⠏⠛⠿⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣯⡇⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣇⠀⢻⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⢸⡇⠈⣿⡀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣷⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⡙⣀⣀⣀⣸⣿⣽⣿⣿⠀⠈⠙⣶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡀⢸⡀⠸⡄⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡼⡇⠀⢘⣧⣤⡴⠾⠷⠶⠖⠛⠛⢛⠋⠉⢿⢹⠉⣭⡿⠿⠷⠶⢦⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣟⣁⣸⣿⣿⣧⡿⠿⣿⣀⡀⠀⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣇⣈⣧⣘⣷⣤⣤⣼⠿⠿⣿⣿⣧⣧⡀⣸⢹⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⢸⢸⡄⡿⠖⠚⠉⡉⠓⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡴⣾⠋⠉⢙⣻⣷⠛⠛⠳⠶⠶⠽⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⣼⡿⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⣠⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠻⣿⢸⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠸⡏⡇⣿⠀⠀⠀⢻⣷⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⠀⡟⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⡥⢺⠏⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⠀⡟⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⡇⡇⢿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡌⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢸⠇⢠⡇⠀⠀⢰⣿⣯⣏⣻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⢀⡿⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡇⠀⡇⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀⠀⡇⢿⢸⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⡇⢹⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⡟⡄⣼⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⢸⡇⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⢸⣷⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⢹⢸⣼⡀⠀⣀⣀⣿⣧⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢰⢧⣇⡏⠀⠀⣸⣿⠿⢭⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡏⠀⣿⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢸⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⢸⣿⡏⢉⣁⣤⣤⣄⢈⡇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣼⢼⣿⠃⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢠⡿⢰⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠀⢸⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⢹⣸⣦⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⡿⠀⠀⢸⡄⡇⣧⣽⣿⣿⣿⡽⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢿⢻⡏⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣟⠛⢿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠗⣻⡇⢸⢹⣆⣀⣀⣀⣤⡏⠀⢸⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢸⠛⠤⢤⣤⣘⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⢧⣿⠃⠘⠓⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠁⠀⢼⢸⠀⢰⡾⠿⠛⠛⠿⢿⡇⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢸⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢘⣶⡶⠚⠿⢿⣿⣩⢿⢿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣸⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⢸⡀⠀⠈⠁⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣼⣹⠃⠀⢰⣷⢻⠁⠈⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⣹⠀⢸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠜⠀⣤⠶⠖⠛⠛⠋⠉⠉⢩⣿⡇⠀⢸⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢠⡟⠏⠀⠀⣾⣿⣼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⢀⣴⠶⠞⠛⠛⣻⣷⠀⡏⣿⠀⢸⢀⣴⣷⣦⡀⣿⠇⡇⠀⡟⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣸⣿⡇⠀⢸⡆⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣸⠇⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⣾⣀⣀⣤⣤⣶⣿⡿⠀⡇⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣫⣾⣿⠀⡇⢠⣟⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠁⡇⠀⠈⡇⣷⢀⡀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣿⡼⠀⠀⡟⣿⣷⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⠀⢀⡟⡿⠿⠟⠛⠛⣃⡇⠀⡇⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⡇⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣶⡇⠀⠀⣇⢹⣾⣿⠀⣰⢾⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢠⣿⡇⠀⢸⣷⣿⣹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⡇⠀⡇⣿⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⡇⢸⣧⣤⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⡇⠀⠀⢿⢸⣿⣿⣾⣿⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⢭⠥⠦⣬⣽⣧⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⢸⢵⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡇⠀⡇⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡇⢸⡏⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⣧⣷⠀⠀⢸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⣸⠁⢠⣿⣿⣹⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⢸⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⢠⣾⡇⠀⡇⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⡇⢸⡇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣰⣿⣿⠀⠀⠸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣵⡇⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠘⣧⣰⠞⣞⣷⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⢸⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣼⣿⡇⠀⡇⣿⠀⢈⣭⣭⠭⠽⠭⣿⡇⡇⢸⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣟⣾⣿⣿⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠈⠛⠛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⢛⣻⡇⠀⡇⢻⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⡇⠸⡏⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⡆⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣇⠀⣿⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣼⣿⡇⠀⡇⢸⠀⢸⠀⣠⣶⣄⠀⣿⡇⣇⠀⡇⣴⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣀⣂⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⡿⠴⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠷⣦⡄⢸⠀⢸⣾⣿⣿⢟⣴⣿⣷⣼⠶⠗⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⢉⡟⣧⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣧⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⡇⢸⣴⢾⣿⡿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⡶⠶⠦⠤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢘⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣭⠭⠭⠭⠤⠤⠤⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠱⣌⢻⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡾⠟⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⣉⣽⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡞⣿⢻⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢹⠀⣿⣾⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣀⣤⣄⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣅⢸⠀⣿⡿⣿⣿⣤⣤⣤⡤⠤⠤⠶⠶⠶⠖⠒⠒⠒⠚⠛⠛⠛⠺⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⡾⠀⣿⡇⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠰⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡟⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠁⠀⣛⣁⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⠟⣹⡇⢀⣙⣿⣯⡷⠿⠛⠁⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠹⠷⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⡶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠾⠿⠛⠛⠋⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 

        ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣾⠷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣿⢿⣿⣿⡗⣻⣛⣿⣶⡏⣹⣗⠶⣤⣤⠤⣤⡀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⡇⠟⢻⣿⣏⣛⣿⡟⢿⡿⠁⠲⣾⣿⡶⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⡀⢀⣼⢟⡍⣹⣿⣿⣾⡇⠀⠀⢸⣷⣴⣿⡟⣶⡟⠙⠒⠤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⢾⡉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣥⣼⡾⣥⡟⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣤⣿⢻⣿⣻⣿⣟⠛⠷⣶⣤⣀⣹⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⠟⠋⠀⠀⢧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠛⠳⢦⣬⣹⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣻⣧⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⣙⠅⠠⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣽⢓⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⡥⠤⠶⠒⢻⡟⣦⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⡍⢻⣧⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠻⠶⣿⣝⣿⣿⣿⣼⣛⣼⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⡋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢻⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⢻⣧⣤⣶⡾⠿⠛⠉⠀⢸⣯⣾⠈⢄⡶⡰⠍⣟⠻⠿⣿⣟⣿⠟⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣧⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠋⢹⣿⡟⠉⢻⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣷⣤⣔⣋⠠⢌⢸⣟⠹⢷⡭⠍⣻⢿⢶⣦⣄⣀⣼⣿⣿⠀⢀⣠⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣭⣓⠏⠤⠾⠇⠈⠀⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣭⣀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠩⠍⠙⢿⣄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⣽⣯⣾⣿⣶⣶⣦⣼⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣠⣾⠟⣯⠉⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠟⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⡀⠘⣆⠀⢀⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢙⣿⣿⣟⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⢿⣾⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣤⣌⣽⣭⣷⡾⢟⡿⠃⠀⠈⠻⣻⡿⢿⠿⠟⣛⣫⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣥⣴⡋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳⡶⠒⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠒⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠷⢶⣦⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠉⠉⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡞⠒⠒⠒⠒⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⢿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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        With the Allspark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting… protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there is more to them than meets the eye.

I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here.

We are waiting.

        💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI 😩🙌🏻💯

          Year of Snake

          🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐍 SNAKE 🐍 You know what this means 👀 for all the 👧 XIAO MEIMEIS 👧 Time to get sexy ♨️ and wear your tightest 👚 QIPAO 👗👠 because 大哥's SNAKE is sliding up your legs tonight! 😈 Don't forget to show AHGONG 👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊😜😜 for those THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️❗❗ when DA GE 🧑comes to your house 🏡 show him your lucky 👙 RED UNDERWEAR 👙 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠 YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
          🐍 DONG DONG QIANG 💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐍 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE 🐍 and you know what that means, you qipao VIXENS 😋👩👀, It’s time to hypnotize your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and coil around the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 Get your ssssecret 💕 💕 love notes ready for your 大哥’s VENOMOUS 红包能量 😩😫👅💦💦 Don’t forget to charm your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂🧑 and sssip on BAKKWA 🐍🐍🐍💦 to summon SNAKE GOD HONGBAO BLESSINGS 👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your MOST MYSTICAL SNAKE-SLAYING SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and manifest a SEDUCTIVE LION DANCE 🐲🐍💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ replies, your 大肉干 will taste like shed skin 😭😭 If you get 4⃣-7⃣, your 年年有🐍 becomes 年年有🍆🍆💦�� If you get 8⃣+ back, your flat Chinese ass 😶😶😶 will be hissing HUAT AH all year ♨♨🈵🈵‼ 
          🐍🔥🏮 XIN NIAN KUAI LE, MOTHERFUCKERS 🏮🔥🐍💥💥 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE, BABY! 🐍🐍💨💨 and you KNOW what that means, you slippery, slithering SLUTS 😏💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥 Time to SHED 🐍👕💸 your old broke-ass luck 💀💀💀 and slide into 🏃‍♂️💨💨 that THICCEST stack of hongbaos 🧧🧧🧧💰💰💰💦💦💦 like a true HUAT LORD 🈵🈵🈵💴💴💴🔥🔥🔥SLURP those long-life noodles 🍜🍜🐍👅💦 like you’re trying to swallow a whole python 😏😏💦💦 and get ready to wrap yourself 🌀🌀 around a BIG, JUICY 龙根 🍆🐍🔥🔥🔥🔥 this CNY 😩😩💦💦💦💦 Bite into that sticky 年糕 🍡🍡🍡🍡 and let it glide down your throat 😏😏🐍💦💦 like your 大哥’s lucky money shot 💰💰💰💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥 Don’t forget to slither into your relatives’ houses 🏠🐍👴👵🧑‍🎤🧑‍🎤, charm them 😏🐍👀💸🧧 with your sweetest 新年祝福 🐍🗣️🧧💰💰 and get those FATTEST hongbaos 💰💰💰💰💰💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your spiciest 🌶️🌶️🌶️🔥🔥🔥 CNY whores 🐍🐍🐍😈😈 and get the SEXIEST lion dance performance 🐉💃🐍💃🐍💃🐍 this season‼‼‼🔥🔥🔥If you get 0⃣-3⃣ back, you’ll be eating plain rice ALL YEAR 🍚🍚🍚😭😭😭💀💀💀 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ back, your 年年有 👉👌🍆🐍💦💦💦 is SECURED 😏🔥🔥🔥🔥💨💨💨 If you get 8⃣+ back, your luck will be THICC 🍑🍑, your bank account FAT 💰💰💰, and your snake 🐍🐍🐍 will be getting CHARMED ALL NIGHT 💨💨💨💦💦💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥HUAT AH, BITCHES!!! 🔥🔥🔥🐍🐍🐍💥💥💥 
          GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐍 S N A K E 🐍 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️

          Year of Dragon

          GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩‼ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON 🐉 🐉 🐉 💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼ Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for a 龙 night with some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗 and text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 and play with the BIG BAD DRAGON 😳😳😳 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
          GONG XI FUCK CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 💯🙌🏻👋🏻IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐲 D R A G O N 🐲 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 and AHMA 👵🏻👵🏻your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG BAD DRAGON 😩😩👅💦💦and get ready to be fucked 👉🏻👌🏻👌🏻 DOGGY STYLE 🐶😫 perform DOGGY STYLE ?🐶? to get more HONGBAOS 👌🏻💰💰Send this to 8888 of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy DRAGON DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 3️⃣-7️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that BAD DRAGON. If you get 4️⃣0️⃣-7️⃣0️⃣ of these back ur 年年有👉🏻👌🏻🍆 🍆 💦 😫💦😫 if you get more than 8️⃣0️⃣ back your flat Chinese ass 😳😳😳 will be DRAGON DEEZ BIG BALLS OF MONEY TONIGHT ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️ HENG ONG HUAT AH 😋😋😋

          Year of Rabbit

          GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩‼ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT 🐰🐰🐰💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

          Year of Tiger

          🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE THIRSTY 😩 WATER 💧🌊 TIGER 🐅 RAWRR 🐾💥 You know 👀 what this means you sexy 🌬️qipao SLUTS 🥼👘 Time to get steamy ♨️and unleash your WILD 🌋side, wear your hottest 🔥 NEW YEAR CLOTHES 👗👠🧥 but be a GOOD KITTY 😻🐯 and show KKM 👮🧔 your MYSEJAHTERA 📱✅ to get some VACCINE!! 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️ 🧑‍⚕️ Get your arm 💪 💪 ready for some BOOSTER JAB 💉💦 before you get CUCUK 🍆💦👉👌 by something else 😏 Report your 🏠 neighbours 👵 👴 for SOP violations☎️👮‍♀️ ❗❗ or else DA GE 🧑will come to your house 🏡 and BEAT ❕😫💥 your BIG MEATY BAKKWA 🥩🥓 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠  Whip out your HENGDAI GANG 🤼👥 (but not your xiaodidi 🤏🍤) and YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 friends or you will get the NEW COVID!! 😷🏥💀
          💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯 and you know what that means you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 get your love 💕 💕letters ready for some of your 大哥’s HUGE 懒觉 😩😫👅💦💦 and get ready to eat DICK 🍆like a TIGER🐯😫 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back your 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
          🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO TIGER 🐅 🐅 🐅🐅🐅 💯🔥🔥 Put away your 🐂 😝 cos its time for the year of the TIGER 🐅 Fire up your 🐯 🐯 🐯 filters 😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year

Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮

For my xdds🙋🏻‍♂️, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙

Send this to 88 of your 🔥SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚

If you get 1-4 back, youre doomed to shitty 💲2 hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG. Get 5-8 back and you might have your PINEAPPLE TARTS slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0 and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♂️👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♂️ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 18cm on 初四‼️‼️
          GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐅 T I G E R 🐅 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️
          🇨🇳🥠🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI 💥 😩🙌🏻💯🈲🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯❕❕🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

And 👉🏻you👉🏻 know what that means... you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time ⏰ to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THiCCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 😝🧐😫

🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🥤🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 😛😛

📲Forward 📲this on to 8️⃣ lucky 🎰 vaCHINA-licking 🇨🇳 🍆👅💦WHORES 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ who always hungry 😋 for more 🍑ASS🍑just 3️⃣0️⃣ minutes ⏰ after they ATE 🍑🍩👅🤤

Get ❌0️⃣❌ back and 👲🏻General Tso’s 🥡🌶 will be the only 🥩🍆MEAT 🥩🍆 you get this year‼️ Get 🔄 less 📉⬇️ than 8️⃣ and you may 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️find 🔍 some 🌱🌹🚬OpiYUMMY 🚬🤤😋 DICK 🍆🌭 to SLOBBER 👅💦 on today‼️ 🐲🙇🏻‍♀️🙌🏻🥖💦

Get 8️⃣ or more 💯 back 🔄 and 💦CUMfucious💦 🧓🏻🐉say you’ll ⏰ spend ⏰the 🎎🎊new year 🏮 HENTAI-ed 🦑👧🏻🔗to your 🛏 bed getting your ENVELOPE✉️📮pussy 🥠🐱🐟STUFFED ➡️⭕️😫 til it’s RED 🏮📮💉👺😳🔴 🐯🐯🐯

🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊 👧🏻👩🏻🙋🏻‍♀️Let’s give the year of the 🐂 c-OX RING ⭕️ 🍌💍 🐂 a ✋🏻HAND✋🏻-felt 👋🏻goodbye 👋🏻🍆💦😏 and get our HANDS✋🏻👋🏻 on more 🐉 of that 🏯⛩dyNASTY 🎎 D 🍆🍌this 👉🏻 year‼️ 😫😘🍌💦 🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊
          👯‍♀️ hey whores 👯‍♀️ HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR 🐯🧧 BuST out your tigHtest qipao 👘 and even tiGHter PuSSY 🐈😩 Wishing you all the SUCCsex 👉🏻👌🏻, good 👅 DICK, and prosperTITTY 😳😳 this year 🎉👏🏼 Send ✉️this to 8⃣8⃣ of your 👅F😳R😩E🤪A🤫K🥵I💦E😍S👄T😮‍💨 frieNDS or you will get no 🚫🚫 diCK 🚫🚫 If you get 5️⃣ back, U will get shitty 💰 hong 🅱️aos 🧧 and teeny shrimp pee pees 🦐🍤 ALL YEAR LONG 🤮 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and U will get your back 🅱️LOWN out 💥💥❗️like a dirty SLUT 😩 Put away your 🐓COCKS 🐓 cus its time for the year 🐯 PUSSSYYYYY 🐯
          GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐅 TIGER 🐅 You know what this means you qipao SLUTS 🥼 👘 👀 It's time to show SDA 🧏 👴 your TRACE FOREVER 📱✅ and get some VACCINE!! 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️ 🧑‍⚕️ Get your arm 💪 💪 ready for some of big pharma BOOSTER JAB 💉💦 and report your 🏠 neighbours 👵 👴 for SDA violations!!☎️👮‍♀️ ❗❗ Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your relatives or you will get the NEW COVID!! 😷🏥 💀
          Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮

For my xdds🙋🏻‍♂, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙

Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your 🔥🧔🏻🧑🏻SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚

If you get 1⃣-4⃣ back, youre doomed to shitty 💲2⃣hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG🤮. Get 5⃣-8⃣ back and you might have your 🥧PINEAPPLE TARTS 🥧slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0⃣ and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 1⃣8⃣cm on 初四‼️‼️🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO GOUs 🐯💯🔥🔥 Put away your 🐓COCKS 🐓😝 cos its time for the year 🐕BITCHESSS 🐕 Fire up your Dog filters 🐩😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year
          🇨🇳🥠🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI 💥 😩🙌🏻💯🈲🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯❕❕🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

And 👉🏻you👉🏻 know what that means... you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time ⏰ to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THiCCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 😝🧐😫 🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🥤🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 😛😛

📲Forward 📲this on to 8️⃣ lucky 🎰 vaCHINA-licking 🇨🇳 🍆👅💦WHORES 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ who always hungry 😋 for more 🍑ASS🍑just 3️⃣0️⃣ minutes ⏰ after they ATE 🍑🍩👅🤤 Get ❌0️⃣❌ back and 👲🏻General Tso’s 🥡🌶 will be the only 🥩🍆MEAT 🥩🍆 you get this year‼️ Get 🔄 less 📉⬇️ than 8️⃣ and you may 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️find 🔍 some 🌱🌹🚬OpiYUMMY 🚬🤤😋 DICK 🍆🌭 to SLOBBER 👅💦 on today‼️ 🐲🙇🏻‍♀️🙌🏻🥖💦

Get 8️⃣ or more 💯 back 🔄 and 💦CUMfucious💦 🧓🏻🐉say you’ll ⏰ spend ⏰the 🎎🎊new year 🏮 HENTAI-ed 🦑👧🏻🔗to your 🛏 bed getting your ENVELOPE✉️📮pussy 🥠🐱🐟STUFFED ➡️⭕️😫 til it’s RED 🏮📮💉👺😳🔴 🐯🐯🐯

🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊 👧🏻👩🏻🙋🏻‍♀️Let’s give the year of the 🐂 c-OX RING ⭕️ 🍌💍 🐂 a ✋🏻HAND✋🏻-felt 👋🏻goodbye 👋🏻🍆💦😏 and get our HANDS✋🏻👋🏻 on more 🐉 of that 🏯⛩dyNASTY 🎎 D 🍆🍌this 👉🏻 year‼️ 😫😘🍌💦 🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

          Year of Pig

          🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO ZHUS 🐷💯🔥🔥 Put away your 🐓COCKS 🐓😝 cos its time for the year 🐖PORKIES🐖 Fire up your Pig filters 🐽😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year

Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮

For my xdds🙋🏻‍♂, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙

Send this to 88 of your 🔥SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚

If you get 1-4 back, youre doomed to shitty 💲2 hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG. Get 5-8 back and you might have your PINEAPPLE TARTS slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0 and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 18cm on 初四‼️‼️
          💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐷 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE PIG 🐷 and you know what that means you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 get your love 💕 💕letters ready for some of your 大哥’s HUGE 懒觉 😩😫👅💦💦 and get ready to eat DICK 🍆like a PIG 🐷😫 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🐷💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back your 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

          what’s funny? Why do people think that this type of trolling is funny?

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            what’s funny? Why do people think that this type of trolling is funny? I really don’t understand. There are people who are waiting for years. People speculating and trying to do something useful or just chatting with other members of the fanbase. I know that jokes are funny and shitposting can be the same, but what’s the point of hyping up the ones who are patiently waiting. Try doing something different if you want attention. Try another way of interaction. This sub is becoming the representation of the worst part of the internet. I joined long ago and used to chat and have fun with people. Now everyone just keeps faking news or makes jokes. Why don’t we all try to have some normal conversation? I really want this game out, only to see this sub normalizing and hopefully going back to how it used to be. Meanwhile, keep trolling if you think this is incredibly funny.