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Are you referring to the argentinian president Javier Milei?
Champion Name: Milei, The Libertarian Tempest
Role: Top Lane Fighter / Assassin
Passive - Libertarian Fury: Milei gains increased attack speed and critical strike chance with each government policy he criticizes, stacking up to a maximum. Every stack provides a boost in damage but also increases his vulnerability, reflecting his high-risk, high-reward playstyle.
Q - Chainsaw Strike: Milei swings his signature chainsaw (a nod to his campaign antics), dealing heavy damage to enemies in a line. If he hits an enemy champion, he gains a shield based on a percentage of the damage dealt.
W - Deregulation Dash: Milei dashes to a target location, ignoring minion collision and gaining bonus movement speed. If he passes through an enemy champion, he disrupts their abilities for a short duration, symbolizing his effort to "cut through bureaucracy."
E - Market Reforms: Milei throws out a bundle of policy papers in a cone, dealing damage and marking enemies. Marked enemies take increased damage from Milei’s next basic attack or ability, representing his aggressive push for economic reforms.
R - Economic Overhaul: Milei declares a "Megadecreto," summoning a whirlwind that deals continuous damage in a large area around him. Enemies caught in the whirlwind are slowed and take increased damage over time, symbolizing the sweeping and often controversial nature of his policies.
Taunt: "Prepare to be deregulated!"
Hi @Everyone,
New rule (and I can't believe I have to say this) please don't give birth in the voice channel. It makes people very uncomfortable.
@everyone
hello everyone! new rule has been added (can't believe i have to say this) please don't give birth in vc. it makes people very uncomfortable. i don't want to have this added to the rules as it is very embarrassing for me as a server owner and the rest of the people trying to enjoy the server. this is your final warning
My name is Guido Mista. I'm 44 years old. My house is in the southwest section of Naples, where all the slums are, and I have 4 wives. I work as a hitman for Passione, and I get home every day by 4:44 AM at the latest. I smoke 4 packs a day, and I always drink. I'm in bed by 4:44PM, and make sure I get 4 hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of cold beer and doing about 44 minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have problems sleeping and I stay up until morning. Just like an elderly, I wake up with fatigue and stress in the morning. I was told there were issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care seek trouble with enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me sadness. Although, if I were to fight I would lose to everyone.
Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Jett from Valorant due to her popularity.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Jett. I try to play Reyna, my Jett deals more damage. I try to play Pheonix, my Jett deals more damage. I try to play Neon, my Jett has better movement. I want to play Yoru, my team tells me to play Jett. Riot tried to nerf her, but she is still meta. I want to play a normal match, I get sniped by an enemy Jett. She grabs me by the throat. I instalock her. I grind for her. I buy her a Vandal. She isn't satisfied. I buy an Operator. "I need more skins", she tells me. "Buy me Kunai and Operator skins." She grabs all ult orbs and force me to snipe long. "You just need better aim. I can deal more damage with cooler skins." I can't buy skins. I don't have enough Valorant Points. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her Kunai. She says "Get out of my way!" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure 100% accuracy even when moving. What a cruel world
Wearing armor, casting magic, power stancing heavy weapons, using moonveil, using rivers of blood, using bleed weapons, using frost weapons, using any status ailment, using consumeables, leveling up, upgrading weapons, upgrading flasks, drinking flasks IS LITERALLY CHEATING and if you used any of them in your playthrough you should travel to japan and commit suduko in front of Micheal Zakis-san-sama-senpai-kuns front door
