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🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧➖➖🟫🟫Dick should be measured in volume
Dick should be measured in volume. Think about it. If someone has a 20cm dick but only like 3cm in diameter its not that much dick. I get it would be harder to measure. You could probably use the formula of a truncted cone or cylinder.
If you fill a measuring jug full, put your dick in it so it overflows and measure how much water displaced you could find the volume of your dick that way. That’s how archimedes would do itWatashi wa Kira Yoshikage
Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Renrei sanjyuu sansai. Jitaku wa Morioh-cho hokuto no bu no bessojidai ni ari, kekkon wa shiite-inai, Shigoto wa Kame-yu chen-ten no kai sha-in de, maiinichi osokuto mo yoru hachii-ji made ni wa kitakusuru. Tabaco-o wa sumanai, sake wa tashinamu-tedo, yoru juu-ichi ji ni wa toko nitsukii, kanarazu hajii-jikan wa suii-min o toru yo-o ni shiiteiru. Neru mae ni at-ta-kae miruuku o nomi ni-juu pun hodo no suutorechi de karada o homu-shite kara toko nitsuku-to hodon do asa made jukusui-sa. Akanbo no yo ni hiro ya suutoresu o noku sazu nii asa me o samaserunda. Kenko-o shintan de mo ijyo nashito iwaretaiyo.
Watashi wa tsune nii kokoro o heion o ne-gate ik-terun ningen toyukoto o setsumei-shite-iru no dai-yo. Kachi make ni koda wa-tari, atama o kakaeruyoo na torabuuruu to ka, yoru mo nemurenai to ita teki o tsukuranai. Toyuu no ga watashii no shakai ni taisuru shise de ari, sorega jibun no kofuku da to toyuukoto o shiteiru. Mo-tomo tatakatte da toshitemo, watashi wa dare ni mo makenn ga ne...Quirked up white boy
quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style.. is he goated with the sauce?No bitches?
i accidentally shouted hog rider when i saw my wife getting humped by a black dude
It was midnight, 12:23AM, i was feeling depressed while driving, i saw my phone notify me about collecting my daily coins in the gacha game i have been playing, since i am depressed
Depressed me went to the local mcdonalds and asked for the breakfast menu, the cashier said in a monotone voice
"we dont serve breakfast at midnight"
me, being depressed, just ordered a large whopper with medium sized fries and coke, i sat down waiting for my order, i patiently wait and wait as the time goes on
"here is your order sir"
i look at my burger, depressingly, and thought to myself
"wait this isnt coke, this is pineapple juice"
i stood and left the said local mcdonalds, slamming the window door, shattering it, while the cashier was terrified, as he screamed
"you're gonna pay for that!"
i drove back home, waiting to see my beautiful, loyal, and busty wife, i grab my keys depressingly and opened the door
"ohh yess"
i hear, a shiver was sent down my spine, i walked up the 2nd floor and the the moans started to get louder every step i take
i saw a shadow, moving up and down, my fear was getting to me, i depressingly walked to the door...
"micheal cum in my ass!"
then, my manly urge erupted, as they saw me, i was frozen in spot, i desperately wanted to move, but i cant, the black dude stared at me, waiting for my next turn
that manly urge, was getting to me, i cant hold it anymore
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG RIDER"