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Breaking Bad Skyrim

    I am the one who shouts. I used to be a mild-mannered alchemist in Whiterun, until I was diagnosed with rockjoint. The healers told me I had only a few months to live. I didn't want to leave my wife and son with nothing, so I decided to use my skills to make the most potent skooma in all of Skyrim. I teamed up with a former student of mine, a Khajiit named Jesse, and we set up a secret lab in an abandoned Dwemer ruin. We had to deal with bandits, Thalmor, dragons, and even the Dark Brotherhood. But we managed to build an empire of skooma that spread across Tamriel. I became known as Heisenberg, the most feared and respected skooma lord in history. But I also became a monster, who lied, cheated, killed, and betrayed everyone who cared about me. I lost my family, my friends, and my soul. And now, I'm standing on the edge of Sovngarde, ready to face my final judgement. I don't expect any mercy from the gods. I don't deserve it. I did it for myself. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really... I was alive.

    woman OBJECT 😡😡

      Thot whore woman copypasta
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      Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If woMan Not OBJECT sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree

      Its a good album.

        Response to Drake mid musics
        Its a good album. You can't listen to this album in your bedroom with headphones on. This is a moments album. Those 2 am drives. Those beach days. Those summer nights in the city. Those vacation nights. That is what this album is meant for. Little bit of tequila and a bad chick with you and I promise you will be vibing like crazy to this. We listen to different kinds of music in different setting and circumstances so why do we judge music in the same settings and circumstances. You can't judge the album while being in an atmosphere it wasn't meant for.

        AD didn’t move from his locker for 45 mins

          AD didn’t move from his locker for 45 mins. He kept repeating ‘I can’t believe this shit’ as he stared into space.” 

LeBron came over to him and told him, “We did the best we could.

          The Noise

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