My fellow Americans, it is with great sadness that I must report that Bofa has collapsed. Many have asked me: โWhatโs Bofa?โ, to which I respond: โBofa Deez Towersโ. I can say with full conviction that deez attacks were not bussin fr; we will find the people responsible for this evil act, and bring them to justice. No cap
OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! ๐ณ Uwu ๐ We make a fucky wucky!! ๐ โโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ A wittle fucko boingo! ๐๐ซ The code monkeys ๐๐at our headquarters ๐ ๐ค are working VEWY HAWD ๐ธ๐ฏ to fix this! โฟ๏ธ
I'm dead ๐ (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
IS THAT AN PIZZA TOWER REFERENCE?????? PIZZA TIME!๐PIZZA TIME!๐ PIZZA TIME!!!!!๐ PIZZA HEAD IS COMING๐!!!! YOU GOTTA RUN๐!!!!!!๐๐๐๐๐ GET ALL THE TOPPINGS๐!!!!!๐๐๐๐๐ WHAT YOU DONT LIKE PIZZA TOWER MEMES๐???? EWWWW I RATE THAT A โCโ FOR CRINGE OPINION๐๐!!!! YOU MADE ME DO THE PEPPINO SCREAM FOR HOW AWFUL YOU ARE AT MAKING OPINIONS๐๐๐!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(peppino[me] screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(cowboy cheese guy screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAA(noisy guy screaming)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(pizza head screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!๐๐๐ You are a total pizza tower FAKER๐(get it itโs fake peepino reference XDDDDDDD) huh? am I annoying to you๐?????? Kinda reminds me of THE NOISE๐!!!!!(I am proud of that statement๐๐๐๐๐๐) I GET MORE BITCHES THAN YOU๐ง๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐(you should try the minus 8 women mod itโs SEXY YOU LONELY ASS!!!!) CHEESE TO MEET YOU DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!๐๐ง๐ง๐๐๐ง